Wow, @Mrs Butterface, I feel like I know you really well now, which is great as I do rate you quite highly! Very cool/interesting/funny stuff! I'd love to see that ad
Also,
Also,
Got suspended from school for suspected acid use (true) because I stayed at the pencil sharpener for the whole 45 mins of the class trying to sharpen anything people would chuck at me - so more their fault than mine, really