...and now for part two..
...the double eviction is about to happen and this brilliantly well rehearsed conversation happens between Stiffy and Chlorine... she starts it off... (be warned... this is sickly pathetic in it's writing... they've pulled out all stops on this one believe me)... (this must be setting the scene for some new 'drama' that is going to be staged by them no doubt in the near future)




...
..."I'm really nervous!"... (she puts her arm and hand over to touch his elbow as 'a sign of her love for him' no doubt)...
..."yeah... me too!... babe... you don't have to... put your arm there you know"...
..."I want to... is that okay?... I love you... I'm in love with you... you made me go all gooey you know?"...
..."
I think we know that's a lie babe"...
..."no it's not!... I love you!...
are you mad with me because you think that I let you down"?...
..."no!... I just... wanna"...
..."I'm sorry that I'm a crazy bitch... I'm sorry that I'm a crazy bitch"...
..."blah blah blah... I don't know why?"...
..."don't worry about that Chloe...don't worry!"...
...Jennitals interrupts it and says... "oh god!... this has been sweet torture!"... (is she talking about their conversation or waiting for the eviction to begin?)... lol!...
...why would Chlorine say to Stiffy... "
are you mad with me because you think that I let you down"?.. what do you mean Chlorine?... did they write it in the script for you to shed
REAL TEARS and you forgot to?... is that why you 'let him down'?...



... and Stiffy saying... "I think we know that's a lie babe"... what's a lie Stiffy?... (there are so many things that I could say right now but I bother)...
...Jennitals is the first one evicted and then Janice as we already know of course... it looks like this is part 2 of the above storyline with Stiffy and Chlorine so here goes... Stiffy talks first...
"I'm going to sleep with Bobs tonight babe"...
..."You?"...
..."I am!"...
..."Yeah?"...
..."Yeah!... okay?"...
..."it seems crazy to me!"...
..."yeah... haha!... is that alright?... is that alright?"...
..."I don't know why you say these things to me you make me like sad and hurt!... I don't understand why you say them to me... when you're nervous you don't even touch me and you want to get as far away from me as possible!"...
..."I was nervous though!... I was... I was!...
..."You still are"...
...am I?... I'm okay!"...
..."because it's difficult... to respond... to a closed heart!... very difficult!"...
...meanwhile Austin and Sherrie are just looking ahead with blank stares wishing that the ground would open them up and swallow them alive lol!...
..."perhaps I am my dear."...
..."you should be happy right now"...
..."I'm very happy babe... ha! ha!... I just need a week apart from you babe ha! ha!"... (he chuckles nervously)...
..."I still don't understand why you do this to me sometimes!"...
...Austin puts his head in his hands and looks like he is about to go ballistic... James looks like he wishes that he could just die and he would be happy...
..."it's as if you don't want to see me and you don't want to touch me and you don't want to hug me!...
...I'm sorry about that babe!"...
..."I don't do that to you!... I would never do that to you!... I would
NEVER make you feel insecure for one minute!"... Chlorine says with the exact waver in her voice to emphasise her line... um... I mean... to make her point...
...now Bobby and Natasha are wishing to die.... Sherrie is looking at them wishing that they would shut the hell up...
..."I would ever actively go out... to upset you... it's not my intention... I would have to be a twisted fucked up kind of girlfriend to go out of my way to hurt you... my heart loves you every day!... don't even worry about an apology!...
..."I'm not giving you an apology babe no no!... because none is needed... no way!"...
...
OH... MY... GOD!... THAT... WAS... SO... BLOODY... PATHETIC!!!!!!...
...if was sitting on that sofa listening to that cringey twaddle I would've gone ballistic!... (how Austin never said anything just makes my mind boggle!)... how any of them said nothing has me gobsmacked!... could it have been any more sadly pathetic?... I hardly think so!...
**calm down Sticky... calm down**...





... (please let that be the end of that shit...
PLEASE!)...
...oh no... here they go again!... I've gotta fast forward this if not just for my own personal mental health!... I'm losing brain cells just looking at these two piss poor actors!... please make them go away!... James cannot sing to save himself lol!... Austin stirs the hell out of James... Natasha takes it upon herself to give Stiffy some 'love advice'




oh my god!... she's been sucked in to believe that all that shit is true!!!... my Natasha has been fooled too!...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!... Austin is again teasing the hell out of James lol!... they all go to bed for the night...
...Stiffy and Chlorine pulled out all stops to get the entire limelight on them and it so worked!... Big Brother must really want them to win this by allowing all of that airtime on mainly those two... it looks so obvious to me at least... it's so rigged in my opinion... I really don't give a shit who wins anymore just as long as it's not them two!... I so hope that James gets so many votes that even Big Brother can't get away with rigging it for the result that he wants... I picked Austin or Natasha to win this from the beginning so obviously I would like either of them to win it... (mainly Natasha)... if my Natasha wins it I will be a happy as!... just as long as it is not those two twats... now for BOTS... cheers.