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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

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so it is - glad to see the last of these two :)
 
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That would be a Thumbs Down... she can't help herself, the vicious bitch, can she. I don't think it has registered with her yet that it is a GAME show.

Good riddance Jennitals, get on that plane asap and go back to La La Land. :eek::wacky::android:
 
Havent even watched the last episode never mind the finale.None of them deserve to win and this whole
season has been boring

The Brits were wallpaper and if those Americans had not been in there it would have been like watching paint dry
 
not an excuse - was just trying to catch you up with reality ... you're always a few steps behind ... catch up!!! :tongue:

I am sedate and in peace with my creator, thank you, we will all end up at the same destination - why rush?? :bookworm:

....since you are claiming the front-runner position, I trust you already have the link for BOTS for us. It had better be HD 720 instead of the crappy MP4 264 or whatever it is. Get to it woman, Google is your friend :)
 
I am sedate and in peace with my creator, thank you, we will all end up at the same destination - why rush?? :bookworm:

....since you are claiming the front-runner position, I trust you already have the link for BOTS for us. It had better be HD 720 instead of the crappy MP4 264 or whatever it is. Get to it woman, Google is your friend :)

once more for dummies (that be YOU!)

if its not up on that same channel type in the search area of youtube CBBBOTS 24 Sep

and there you'll find:

 
...this is definitely going to be a two-parter methinks... the show is half an hour longer so more to talk about lol!... so here goes Part 1...

...well... here goes today's Live final show... I have been sooooo tempted to jump the gun and find out who won this elsewhere but I haven't for the last month so I won't on the last day lol!... Whiney Willis walks out and hypes the show up to the nth degree as per usual... as I have said before... I would like Natasha or Austin to win this and I just hope that one of them do... (methinks it will be James and I could wear that but...)... I'll say it right now...

...PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE STIFFY AND CHLORINE TO WIN THIS THE UK PUBLIC!... PLEASE!... PLEASE!...PLEASE!... PLEASE!... PLEASE!... PLEASE!...PLEASE!... PLEASE!!!!...

...over to the recaps... we go through 'stiffygate' again and then the housemates are playing 'hide and seek'... Stiffy and Chlorine have to find Austin and James... the housemates get to talk about their 28 days in the house... (hurry up to the evictions)... the first eviction is now up... (please let it be the 'Slurpies... please!)... oh Emma just said the first 2 evictees to leave... okay... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... (or are they counted as 1?)... okay let it be Stiffy and Chlorine first and then Sherrie... PLEASE!!!!... and they are... they are... JUST SAY IT EMMA FFS!...

...aw shit it is Sherrie first!... (she looks surprised that it was her for some reason)... lol!... it's not like she ever had a chance of winning it was it?... lol!...Stiffy and Chlorine looked relieved as they were getting up to say goodbye to Sherrie and then Emma starts talking again... and the next is... "and finishing in 5th place is"... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... it's... its...

...YES!... YES!... YES!...YESSSSSS!!!!!... THEY ARE OUT OF THERE!... WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!... THANK YOU TO THE UK PUBLIC!!!!... THANKYOU!... THANK YOU!... THANKYOU!... THANKYOU!!!!!!...


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..Sherrie's face told all didn't it?... Stiffy and Chlorine's faces show that they both knew that their 'acting roles' were over and that they can now be like 'normal people' again... lol!... I'm so happy about this result so far peoples!... to quote myself from an earlier post...

..I'm making a prediction now... if they win this they will be together for a year or two to gain the maximum publicity possible on the crest of the wave with the 'The Greatest Love Story Of The Century That Won Celebrity Big Brother!' to make themselves rich... if they don't win this... they will probably 'break up' within a couple of weeks or months to the headlines of... 'The Greatest Love Story Of The Century Is Over!"... and there will be both of them doing their 'break up' stories in every British women's magazine possible with them milking it for all of their worth... that's how fake I believe this to all be...

...I believe that the second half of that will now come true to be honest... anyhow... moving on... the 3 of them walk down the stairs together... Sherrie is there for her exit interview first... she says that she is 'emotional' now... (perhaps upset because she thought that she was actually going to win this perhaps?)... I wish that the crowd would shut the hell up!... they are stuffing this up in being able to listen to what they are saying the morons... they show her 'highlights reel' in the house... (it'll probably last about 30 seconds lol!)...

...Stiffy and Chlorine's exit interview... (spew buckets on stand-by all around)... at this moment the crowd aren't screaming loud enough for me lol!... come on Emma say it... tell them that the World thinks that they are a 'fake' couple... go on Emma!... say it!... Stiffy says that all of the other housemates think that Chlorine is 'hilarious!' as in 'haha!' funny... yeah.... riiiiiight Stiffy!... and that he's going to carry on being himself... (you can all guess what I would say here couldn't you?)... fast forward through their 'highlights reel'... (Emma never did say it the coward)... right!... now go away forever you pair of twonks!... get out of my life!... (unless they are on BOTS tonight if it's on of course)... didn't Jennitals look like a sour-arsed bitch in the audience?... (no toxic twin glued to her there I see lol!)...

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...okay... here we go... the next person out... there's James/Austin/Natasha and Bobby left in the house... it's most likely Bobby because except for his big speech at Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah he has hardly been anything in the house really... unless of course you count 'Stiffygate' on yesterdays show lol!... or it's Natasha (even though I want her or Austin to win)... because apart from standing up to the 'toxic twins' she's not done much either to be honest... (sorry Natasha)... the next out is... is... (Austin looks a tad bit worried)... in 4th place... Bobby!... he doesn't seem too fussed about being the one going at all... lol!... so!... James/Natasha and Austin are now left eh?... and as he walks down to Emma it's good to see Jennitals being the sour-arsed loser that she is by giving him the 'thumbs down' gesture isn't it?... what a nasty fat-arsed cow she is!... you can just see such hatred in her eyes can't you?... what a sore loser and a waste of space she really is... she's a total bitch!...

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...Bobby walks down to Emma... (even the people in the audience with American flags were waving them and cheering Bobby you evil cow Jennitals!)... Bobby's exit interview... he talks about being used to being in a fiery household because his 3 daughters are always arguing lol!... wow Bobby!... you have a good looking gene pool in your family old son!... lol!... here they are below...

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...colour me impressed lol!... they talk about his speech with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... he explained himself very well in my opinion... they then spoke about Jennitals and Bobby said... "I called them the 'ugly sisters' and laughs and then they show her in the audience on the screen behind him which is pure gold!!!...

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...hahahaha!... I love it!... he then plugs his next stand-up tour in which the housemates will be what the entire show is all about lol!... I would so love to see that!... he did a brilliant interview as far as I'm concerned... I so enjoyed it... they show his 'highlights reel'... (I actually watched this one lol!)... Bobby leaves...

...this is the end of the first part of my post so Part 2 next... cheers.
 
Good lord. That was EXHAUSTING! I gotta say though, if drama is what they wanted, then this series of CBB was right up there.

Regardless of Chloe's insecurities, I absolutely LOATHE Stevi... urgh.. he is emotionally abusive to her. Pushes her away, makes her feel insecure then says things like "I love you, don't be stupid". I hope she toughens up and kicks his nasty dimpled ass to the kerb.

No surprises with James winning. Surprised that Austin came second though. I thought Natasha would have come second.

I'm just grateful that I won't have to see Stevi in his mankini, Janice's ass crack, Jenna's ass and Farrahs face for a while.

What an exhausting series that was.
 
...and... Part 2...

...Emma goes back to the house... it's hard to decide who goes next but it's probably my Natasha unfortunately because she has been the least in the limelight and has hardly been that noticeable in the house out of the three of them to be honest... (it'll be good TV to see James and Austin as the last two standing eh?... the USA V the UK lol!)... and the third housemate out is... is... is... my dear dear Natasha!... :frown::redface::arghh:... oh well... 3rd place is great... well done my sweet!... at least you beat the toxic twins eh?... here is the moment that it was announced...

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...she must've had an inkling that it was going to be her by the look on her face methinks... the expression on Austin's face is total disbelief from what I can see... she walks out to tumultuous cheers from the crowd and no 'boos' at all from what I heard... (my God!... even Jennitals was applauding her!)... and watching back in the house we see Austin and James hugging each other like crazy...

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...you can see that they will be friends for life after this can't you?... back to Natasha... she has her exit interview with Emma... god I wish that crowd would bugger off!... her interview was a bit low key compared to Bobby's which is understandable... she says that she would like James to be the ultimate winner more than likely because he is a Brit methinks! ;):)... lol!... I love her... she leaves the stage and Emma talks to the house...

...is it Austin or is it James that is the winner?... myself... I hope that James is the runner-up and that Austin wins it but an American won it last year (Gary Busey) so I can't see it happening again so I'm guessing that it will be Austin... here goes peoples... the winner is... is... the winner is... the winner is...

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...(yeah drag it out Emma)... the WINNER is...

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...tell us for crying out loud Emma!...


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...JAMES IS THE WINNER!... (hard luck Austin... at least you beat all the other Americans... well done!):thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:... it wasn't who I wanted obviously but I'm happy that James won it because it meant that Stiffy and Cholrine didn't lol!... well done James... you did so well... Austin walks down to Emma and Jennitals is all smiles at last of course... Austin's exit interview... there's that stupid idiotic crowd again GRRRRR!... Austin has no hard feelings that he didn't win which is nice... Austin doesn't believe that James voted for him for eviction because of tactics and because he was the strongest competition even though Emma was trying to get him to say 'yes'... (good on you Austin)... he had varied opinions of all of the stuff that Janice did but realised that she is what she is lol!... they show his 'highlights reel'... (I watched all of this one too)... lol!... I liked his interview because he is fun to watch for me...

...Emma talks to James in the house and then he walks out to a massive reception... as you can seen below...

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...he does his exit interview... most of what he said was so predictable as I expected but he insists that he didn't go in with a game plan so yeah!... they show his 'highlights reel"... the end of the show... anyway... my two favourites came 2nd and 3rd so I'm pretty satisfied with that so I'm fine with James being the eventual winner... I don't usually like the Live eviction shows but this one was pretty okay... oh great... there is a final BOTS on next!... I'll see you on the flip side... lol!... cheers.
 
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Emma starts talking again... and the next is... "and finishing in 5th place is"... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... please let it be Stiffy and Chlorine!... it's... its...

...YES!... YES!... YES!...YESSSSSS!!!!!... THEY ARE OUT OF THERE!... WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!... THANK YOU TO THE UK PUBLIC!!!!... THANKYOU!... THANK YOU!... THANKYOU!... THANKYOU!!!!!!...

Hahahaha.... great post :roflmao::roflmao:

I can't help but think you got a stiffy over that one Sticky ;)
 
Good lord. That was EXHAUSTING! I gotta say though, if drama is what they wanted, then this series of CBB was right up there.

Regardless of Chloe's insecurities, I absolutely LOATHE Stevi... urgh.. he is emotionally abusive to her. Pushes her away, makes her feel insecure then says things like "I love you, don't be stupid". I hope she toughens up and kicks his nasty dimpled ass to the kerb.

No surprises with James winning. Surprised that Austin came second though. I thought Natasha would have come second.

I'm just grateful that I won't have to see Stevi in his mankini, Janice's ass crack, Jenna's ass and Farrahs face for a while.

What an exhausting series that was.

That about sums it up shaydee.

I always thought that Chloe was the brighter of the two. I'm not sure she's really intimidated by Stevi's stupidity. When they split up, I bet you it will be Chloe dumping Stevi, not the other way around.
 
...and now... the final BOTS!... oh yes!!!... my dear girls Luisa Zissman and Michelle Visage are on tonight!... woohoo!... oh gawd here we go... Whiney Willis is on... she says that she wouldn't have minded if Austin won it and he was her favourite... aw shit... that Scoop is showing his dumb-arse head during her interview while she was talking about her favourite moments in the house... they get out their 'prediction pies' in which they did their predictions on who would win... Emma picked Scoop and Janice so she lost... Rylan had picked Janice so he was wrong too... Rylan does a cRAP song of the housemates... :bang::sorry:...

...Sherrie and the 'Slurpies' come on the show... Luisa said that she liked...:wideyed: she liked... :muted:she... liked Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah!!!!!:arghh:... (I'll pretend that she didn't say that methinks!):stop::stop::stop::stop::unsure:... (I can't see that the witch is in the 'bar area'... maybe she's not allowed back on the show?)... Sherrie and the 'Slurpies' are on the sofa... they again show Sherries highlights and we see the 'mankini' make yet another appearance again!... WHY???... (I've just noticed that Janice is not on the show either)... they keep rabbiting on about Sherries blindfold lap dance:rolleyes::yawn::sleep:...

...oh hell!... here we go... now it the 'Slurpies' turn :bang::bang::bang::bang::wtf:... (go on Rylan... tell them that the whole of planet Earth believes that they are a 'fake' couple!... go on!... Emma chickened out of doing it... go on... tell them!)... Rylan says that he is going to show them their 'BOTS bits' and Stiffy pretends that he's going to get 'embarrassed' by it... as if!... (now he's going see just what a total twonk he is and just how pathetic that they looked and may even notice the 'fakery' themselves eh?... and better still... will probably see just how ridiculous he looks in that 'Mankini' and just how much pain he caused us!)...

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...Rylan shows them that sickly shit and now needs to tell them!... go on Rylan... you can do it mate!... Stiffy says... "You tend to ignore the cameras blah blah!"... (and Sherrie bursts out laughing lol!... she can see that he's talking BULLSHIT!!!!!)... lol!... you can see the insincerity on both of their faces as he is saying it can't you?...

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...come on Rylan tell them!... don't go through without saying it!... COME ON RYLAN... TELL THEM!!!!... aw shit!!!... I don't believe it!!!... he never told them either!!!!:punch::punch::punch::punch::rage::rage::rage::rage::mad::mad::mad::mad:... what is wrong with them???... why are they not telling them?... to protect their 'feelings'?... that was as weak as urine!... you let me down Rylan... big time!...:arghh::bawling:... **Sticky spits the dummy**... :spitoutdummy::spitoutdummy::spitoutdummy::spitoutdummy:... Michelle Visage is on now... perhaps she will?... nope!... she just talks to Natasha only... back over to Rylan...

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...that hair cannot possibly be real surely???... no way in hell could that be real!... **Sticky shakes head**... moving on... Bobby and Natasha are next on the sofa... Bobby says all the right things as does Natasha... they show Bobby's 'BOTS bits'...... oh shit the 'mankini' yet again!...:mad::mad::mad::punch::punch::punch::rage::rage::rage:... STOP SHOWING IT RYLAN!!!!... Rylan shows Natasha's 'BOTS bits' and shows a rather comical video in parts... Rylan brings up 'red winegate'... and gets her to do one of her infamous shouts... they leave the couch... Michelle has a good little segment with Jennitals and Austin... I see Daniel Baldwin sitting at the
back of them all!!!...:wideyed:...

...Austin is on the sofa next... they show his 'BOTS bits'... 'Broback Mountain' lol!... he states that James is straight and that he lives just 15 miles away from where his husband lives!... I enjoyed his segment... Chris actually speaks!... Daniel speaks too!...


...James walks down the stairs and sits on the sofa... oh dear... he says the old stalwart cliche' "I've been on a journey" crap!... :yawn::sorry:... Rylan shows his BOTS bits'... 'Broback Mountain II... he says all of the right things to please everyone around as the typical diplomat that he always is of course... :sleep::sleep::sleep:... quite a boring interview to be honest...

...the 'BOTSIES" awards are on... the winners are...

Most Dramatic Performance:... Chlorine...:yawn::sleep:...
Best Quotes of the Series:... Jennitals... :bang::bang:...
Best Comedy Performance:... Daniel... :rolleyes::whistling:...
Best porn Star Potential:... Gail... :wideyed:O_O...
The Best BOT:... James... :wacky::confused:...

...what the point of all of that was I have no idea... Rylan gets James up for 'Air Rylan'... he asks questions that James gives answers to that we all know that will be so ho-hum... and they were... :bang::bang::bang::rolleyes:... they then show some highlights from the show itself... anyhow that's the end of the show for this series... cheers.
 
That about sums it up shaydee.

I always thought that Chloe was the brighter of the two. I'm not sure she's really intimidated by Stevi's stupidity. When they split up, I bet you it will be Chloe dumping Stevi, not the other way around.

...precisely Dystopia... that'll be on the cards within days... weeks... or months but it will happen for sure... cheers.
 
...hey all... thanks for taking the time for coming on here for the last month and sharing yourselves with all of us... it's been fun... thanks for putting up with my rants and tantrums too... you have no idea on how much you all help me get through these shows lol!... one thing that I've noticed about this forum in the last month is that it tends to bring out my swearing so much lol!... I very rarely swear in other forums but whenever a BBUK show comes on I'm dreadful lol!... (I obviously slide down to their level lol!)... it's always usually just the BBUK shows only lol!... weird eh?... anyhow... thanks everyone for such a great time!... cheers.:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:.
 
...hey all... thanks for taking the time for coming on here for the last month and sharing yourselves with all of us... it's been fun... thanks for putting up with my rants and tantrums too... you have no idea on how much you all help me get through these shows lol!... one thing that I've noticed about this forum in the last month is that it tends to bring out my swearing so much lol!... I very rarely swear in other forums but whenever a BBUK show comes on I'm dreadful lol!... (I obviously slide down to their level lol!)... it's always usually just the BBUK shows only lol!... weird eh?... anyhow... thanks everyone for such a great time!... cheers.:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:.

I absolutely love reading your rants. They are hilarious... the screen shots too.. so thank YOU!!! :woot:
 
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