Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

[Dystopia]

Jenna aka Mother Theresa is a cow... anyone disagree? She is a stupid, condescending, ignorant and vindictive bitch and did I mention stupid? The mindset of a prom girl.

So she lectures James on women always being seen as sex objects or some such shallow rubbish, later proclaiming to Austin that James is a douche-something, can't remember, I think she just makes words up - and that James had better look out because now he had to deal with her. I can't remember her sentences because they never make any sense. Then - at night she gets into bed with the two guys. It's obvious that she's not looking for Austin's loving embrace... so what is she after?
I doubt James is going to fall for her "charms" - because if he does, she might just scream RAPE in the middle of the proceedings considering her twisted mind set.

Oh and Jenna, what makes you think American girls are better in the sack than English girls? How on earth did you figure that one out??? DUMB BITCH!!!!!

That felt good...

 

[Winterbourne]

The Americans all come off as so self-entitled. During the apocalypse game, the poms were all just laughing at the bad sportsmanshipery of them all - well, at Janice's ppor play, and the three bitches' poor sportsmanship.

I enjoyed Gail on bots - until the damaged child Farrah came on and made it unpleasant I thought she showed more personality than she managed to display in the actual house. I guess some people just can't deal with the stress of the house and retreat inwards. Farrah is just so... James said it best when he said 'walking on eggshells'. I felt sorry for Emma, trying to interview someone so pathetically deluded and defensive, with zero self awareness. Dylan did a better job of handling her, but I still think that Emma is the best of the global BB female hosts - and it's not really close.

When Jenna said UK girls are not really porn star material, and meant it in a negative way, it showed how twisted her perspective has become. Austin, lost in his self and his infatuation is as bad now as the female American housemate - who is some sort of time travelled clone at three different stages of life.

Sick of all the yanks, but not sure who should win. Maybe Davros.

 

[crimmy]

I have so much to catch up on again!!! arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[Dystopia]

...Today's BOTS:... the people on the panel tonight are Caprice/Alex Sibley and 'Charlie Hides'... he shows the 'bitch-off between Nicola and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah on last night's show... (I wish that they showed what happened between them after the show)... lol!... they show a funny moment where Austin is stirring up James saying that he's in love with him and wants to leave his husband for him and if he doesn't he will hunt him down and murder him lol!... (I found it funny at least)... they show Jennitals putting her arm around James while she's sleeping in the bed with both him and Austin and she's caressing him with her fingers on his chest! ... (remember the E.K.D.T.M James... remember what I told you!)...

...in the 'Apocalypse' task Jennitals can't pull her costume over her fat 'bubble arse' lol!... Rylan has the panel on the couch... they all agree that Janice is 'playing the game' the bet out of all of them and I'm starting to agree... OH SHIT!... Rylan announces that Scoop is going to be on later! ... they talk about Jennitals new founded 'attraction' to James... they believe that Sherries 'meltdown' was staged as do I... Scoop comes on to do a skit... fast forward and then the resident 'comedian' Matt Richardson comes on... he says something... moving on... they show the housemates in their costumes with Jennitals talking very closely with James...

...he has Cammy Lee? Live from Las Vegas... they show some of her time in the house... (why I'm not too sure)... I'm not even sure why Rylan bothered to have her on the show at all to be truthful?... she wants Natasha to win the show at least... skip the 'who is on the buggy' section... not much more happens on the show really... the panel voted for James or Natasha to win this... (as long as it's not The Slurpies'!)... I now think that it will be James and Austin as the last two with James that wins it from here... cheers.

So are you saying Charlie Hides is a HE? Thanks for that, I couldn't work that out.. he, she, queen or whatever shades there are in between. I should have known though, what with the leopard skin and all

 

[Dystopia]

I have so much to catch up on again!!! arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!

Indeed you have. You may start with a formal apology to the board for having gone AWOL after having begged Sticky not to leave us for a day. Here is what you say:

For my impudence and negligence in my duties for the board --- ... I AM TRULY - TRULY - SORRY and I TRULY TRULY apologise to all who might have suffered due to my thoughtlessness. TRULY TRULY - put a lot of "TRULY TRULIES" into your speech of apology... it seems to work with the pollies - I've seen it on TV

 

[crimmy]

Indeed you have. You may start with a formal apology to the board for having gone AWOL after having begged Sticky not to leave us for a day. Here is what you say:

For my impudence and negligence in my duties for the board --- ... I AM TRULY - TRULY - SORRY and I TRULY TRULY apologise to all who might have suffered due to my thoughtlessness. TRULY TRULY - put a lot of "TRULY TRULIES" into your speech of apology... it seems to work with the pollies - I've seen it on TV

you should just admit it - YOU truly truly missed me!!! LOL (nobody else did mind you lol)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

you should just admit it - YOU truly truly missed me!!! LOL (nobody else did mind you lol)

...IF I was here I would've missed you crimmy... ... chers.

 

[troynuncdicit]

All the Chloe-Jasmine hate in this thread is just making me love her even more <333333333333

 

[Dystopia]

All the Chloe-Jasmine hate in this thread is just making me love her even more <333333333333

Tough luck - she's engaged to be married, so keep your paws off her

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

All the Chloe-Jasmine hate in this thread is just making me love her even more <333333333333

...hahaha!... well you can thank me for all of that mainly... **Sticky rubs his nails on his collar with flippant pride and grins like a simpleton and blows his fingertips**... lol!... I'm so glad that you told us that... I've been so dying to meet her 1 and only fan in the entire population of the Earth lol!... (jokes)... come on be truthful troynuncdicit it's Stiffy's captivating personality and seeing him in that 'mankini' that endears her to you surely?... just remember... if they really are a couple (which they aren't)... they might actually breed!... ... then there might be all these little Stiffy's running around in 'mankinis' everywhere!... ... now that would be an abomination to mankind in itself... ... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Tough luck - she's engaged to be married, so keep your paws off her

...after that so-called badly acted out 'incident' in the toilet between them I'm pretty sure that troynuncdicit could resist that temptation somehow Dystopia lol!... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

...after that so-called badly acted out 'incident' in the toilet between them I'm pretty sure that troynuncdicit could resist that temptation somehow Dystopia lol!... cheers.

loved Gail on BOTS critiquing their (cough) acting skills

guess its good to know she usually achieves a WOOT WOOT!!! at least

 

[crimmy]

...hahaha!... well you can thank me for all of that mainly... **Sticky rubs his nails on his collar with flippant pride and grins like a simpleton and blows his fingertips**... lol!... I'm so glad that you told us that... I've been so dying to meet her 1 and only fan in the entire population of the Earth lol!... (jokes)... come on be truthful troynuncdicit it's Stiffy's captivating personality and seeing him in that 'mankini' that endears her to you surely?... just remember... if they really are a couple (which they aren't)... they might actually breed!... ... then there might be all these little Stiffy's running around in 'mankinis' everywhere!... ... now that would be an abomination to mankind in itself... ... cheers.

MrS - sorry to say there are two ... oh wait 3 ... no! ... 4 fans
1 troynuncdicit
2 stiffy
3 janella
4 chloroform herself

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

MrS - sorry to say there are two ... oh wait 3 ... no! ... 4 fans
1 troynuncdicit
2 stiffy
3 janella
4 chloroform herself

...hahahaha!... funny as!... you know what really made me hate her apart from the fake romance... the fake 'posh' voice... the fake alcoholism...the fake crying... the fake tears and that terrible so-called 'acting' out scenes with Stiffy... the thing that really pisses me off with her is that bloody 'baby talk'!... all of those... "I wuv you's"... "I wuv you more!"... "it's not fair!... I wuv you the most!"... that is the thing that does my head in the most with her... I so hate it!... anyhow... moving on... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...today's highlight show:... yesterday's recaps... it looks like the old 'letters from home' stalwart is ahead ... Austin and James are having a lovers tiff by the looks of it... we'll have to see I guess... and cue... 'The-End-of-the-World' task... Sherrie goes into the Diary Room and is blubbering again... (trying to get the viewers sympathy vote while you can eh Sherrie?)... Stiffy falls off a seat for the comedic effect.. (so fake... so forced)... this task isn't going to be too realistic if there will still be access to cigarettes no doubt... Jennitals starts telling James her porn life story... (a siren sounds)... could that be Big Brother rescuing him?... lol!... Janice jumps off her rock and gets a 'biggest quitter' cup and then cries because Austin doesn't 'forgive her'......

...Chlorine actually says "that's selfish" about Janice for quitting so soon in the 'standing-on-the-rock' task... I would so love for Big Brother to show Janice her saying that about her... I really would!... Bobby and Austin have a tiff... James gets back onto the subject of porn again with Jennitals... (hmmmm!... maybe he is thinking of doing the horizontal mambo with her now?)... when Jennitals tells James that a 4" penis is considered small Chlorine looks at Stiffy and chuckles and Stiffy says to Chlorine... "babe I may have 4 inches but it's like going through the 'Dartford Tunnel' when I'm going through you!"... <----- BAM!... Stiffy committed suicide right there just then folks!!!... a dead man walking lololol!... what a dickwad!... he will NEVER live that down with telling the whole world that she no doubt has a 'un-small girly bit'!... ... Austin's facial expression was priceless!...



...they all jump off the rocks together so as to fail the task together which seems a fair enough decision... they end up winning the task minus one letter... Janice chooses Austin to lose his letter which really gives him the shits and I don't blame him... it was just so wrong and selfish of Janice regardless in my opinion... why didn't Janice burn her letter?... because she was being so selfish that's why... that really lowered my opinion of her I'm afraid... Stiffy milks the moment when reading Chlorine's letter out of course... Austin reads out James's letter... Janice tries to redeem herself by putting her letter into the garbage bin (no... she didn't burn it because she probably thinks that Austin might tell her to read it later methinks)... I can be such a cynical bastard sometimes can't I?... Natasha of all people reads Jennitals letter ... Chlorine reads out Stiffy's letter... they milk the moment again... Natasha reads out Sherries letter... Sherrie reads out Natasha's final letter... everyone are in tears... a blubberfest is in full swing and the task ends...

...Janice goes to the Diary Room and blubbers to Big Brother about burning Austin's letter (which is too little too late methinks)... Austin then talks to James about Janice (Jennitals is laying on the bed beside them listening in and it ends up in them having a argument about it... (it looks like the bromance is over) Jennitals starts manipulating Austin again against James after he walks out of the room... Austin is the next into the Diary Room and lets rip into Janice big time... James tries to talk to Austin in regards to not having Austin's respect and that he doesn't like the way that Austin takes everything out on him most of the time and Austin tries to make excuses and walks off once Janice sits down in the middle of the argument... I think we would all know why Janice did that right there... right then don't we?... lol!... the matter is not resolved between James and Austin due to her appearance and the show ends... now to watch BOTS... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

...hahahaha!... funny as!... you know what really made me hate her apart from the fake romance... the fake 'posh' voice... the fake alcoholism...the fake crying... the fake tears and that terrible so-called 'acting' out scenes with Stiffy... the thing that really pisses me off with her is that bloody 'baby talk'!... all of those... "I wuv you's"... "I wuv you more!"... "it's not fair!... I wuv you the most!"... that is the thing that does my head in the most with her... I so hate it!... anyhow... moving on... lol!... cheers.

she makes me glad I had sons ... lol

 

[Dystopia]

Fun with Jennitals aka Jenna Jameson

WARNING: This is a PDA free zone

Can you imagine what she'll be like when she reaches the other Duckbill's age - Janice Dickenson?

*shivers*

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...todays BOTS:...on the show tonight are Rachael Morris and fuck no!...Scoop! ... and on the panel tonight Rylan has my wonderful Nikki Graham and the great Michelle Visage... YES!!!... but Rylan stuffs it up with saying he also has that fat useless twonk 'Biggins' on the panel too!... and because they don't have enough panel members they are going to have 2 audience members on the panel ... they are some manic black women that I have never seen in my entire life in the audience before and they both carry on like a pork chops... it's Michelle's Birthday today and Rylan has a big birthday cake for her and that twat Scoop jumps out of it and starts another one of those stupid repetitive cRAP chants that he always does ... and then he joins the panel too unfortunately ...

...Scoop says something... Biggins says something... some guy in the audience seeking attention says something... back to Michelle... she agrees about Janice and the letter... she believes that Austin is starting to lose it... Biggins says something... Scoop says something... Nikki says that she believes that James is being a bit transparent... Michelle agrees... Scoop says something...

...Today's News... it pans over to the house and Bobby is having a 'dad chat' with Chlorine who looks like it's just wind whistling through her ears... it pans over to Stiffy talking to James and he actually finally says it... "we're here to win it!"... no shit Sherlock!... you boofhead!... Janice again apologises to Austin and he 'accepts' it... she then complains to him that he hurt her thumb when Austin snatched his letter out of her hand and he just stares at her... (I would just loved to have known what he was thinking then lol!)... Scoop does something in the camera runs... moving on... they have viewers on the phone saying their piece... Biggins interrupts and says something and back to the viewer... Stiffy's sister says more or less exactly what she said the last time ... moving on...

...Rachel Morris one of the resident Psychs comes on... she speaks on the different cultures especially in each others words and phrases... she did note that Chlorine is fragile but not in the way everyone thinks she is... it's the way that she is potraying her fragility... she said that she 'cries' when it suits her purpose but she didn't cry one in the 'letters from home' section at all... why not?... normally that would be the time to cry but she didn't!... a fair enough point methinks!... what she said about James and Austin's takes on the word 'friendship' was quite insightful and right on the mark with it... ... the two manic women in the audience join the panel and the one good part of that is that Scoop leaves the panel to go sit in the audience...

...it pans over to the house and Stiffy and Chlorine are talking about who to nominate for a double eviction tomorrow... they decide to vote for Austin and Jennitals... from all of the snippets of who all of the other housemates are voting for it's obvious that they are all voting for Austin and Jennitals too so bye bye to them methinks!... oh wow!... Nikki finally speaks!... I'd forgotten that she was on the show! ... from what we've seen of her she may aswell not have been on the show!... the two from the audience say something... moving on... Scoop says something... again... moving on... Nikki wants Natasha to win it... Biggins says something... Michelle wants James to win it... the 2 audience members say something... Scoop says something... most of the audience said James or Natasha to win it and then it's the end of the show... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Fun with Jennitals aka Jenna Jameson

WARNING: This is a PDA free zone

Can you imagine what she'll be like when she reaches the other Duckbill's age - Janice Dickenson?

*shivers*

...as one of the commenters on YouTube said... "The sad thing is this show is on at 9 am...and she's hammered"... that makes it even sadder doesn't it?... just saying... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

...todays BOTS:...on the show tonight are Rachael Morris and fuck no!...Scoop! ... and on the panel tonight Rylan has my wonderful Nikki Graham and the great Michelle Visage... YES!!!... but Rylan stuffs it up with saying he also has that fat useless twonk 'Biggins' on the panel too!... and because they don't have enough panel members they are going to have 2 audience members on the panel ... they are some manic black women that I have never seen in my entire life in the audience before and they both carry on like a pork chops... it's Michelle's Birthday today and Rylan has a big birthday cake for her and that twat Scoop jumps out of it and starts another one of those stupid repetitive cRAP chants that he always does ... and then he joins the panel too unfortunately ...

...Scoop says something... Biggins says something... some guy in the audience seeking attention says something... back to Michelle... she agrees about Janice and the letter... she believes that Austin is starting to lose it... Biggins says something... Scoop says something... Nikki says that she believes that James is being a bit transparent... Michelle agrees... Scoop says something...

...Today's News... it pans over to the house and Bobby is having a 'dad chat' with Chlorine who looks like it's just wind whistling through her ears... it pans over to Stiffy talking to James and he actually finally says it... "we're here to win it!"... no shit Sherlock!... you boofhead!... Janice again apologises to Austin and he 'accepts' it... she then complains to him that he hurt her thumb when Austin snatched his letter out of her hand and he just stares at her... (I would just loved to have known what he was thinking then lol!)... Scoop does something in the camera runs... moving on... they have viewers on the phone saying their piece... Biggins interrupts and says something and back to the viewer... Stiffy's sister says more or less exactly what she said the last time ... moving on...

...Rachel Morris one of the resident Psychs comes on... she speaks on the different cultures especially in each others words and phrases... she did note that Chlorine is fragile but not in the way everyone thinks she is... it's the way that she is potraying her fragility... she said that she 'cries' when it suits her purpose but she didn't cry one in the 'letters from home' section at all... why not?... normally that would be the time to cry but she didn't!... a fair enough point methinks!... what she said about James and Austin's takes on the word 'friendship' was quite insightful and right on the mark with it... ... the two manic women in the audience join the panel and the one good part of that is that Scoop leaves the panel to go sit in the audience...

...it pans over to the house and Stiffy and Chlorine are talking about who to nominate for a double eviction tomorrow... they decide to vote for Austin and Jennitals... from all of the snippets of who all of the other housemates are voting for it's obvious that they are all voting for Austin and Jennitals too so bye bye to them methinks!... oh wow!... Nikki finally speaks!... I'd forgotten that she was on the show! ... from what we've seen of her she may aswell not have been on the show!... the two from the audience say something... moving on... Scoop says something... again... moving on... Nikki wants Natasha to win it... Biggins says something... Michelle wants James to win it... the 2 audience members say something... Scoop says something... most of the audience said James or Natasha to win it and then it's the end of the show... cheers.

was Scoop still wearing his damn sunglasses