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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

Diary Room just released
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Horrid - they have now changed the gold to silver but it is such an afterthought and really hate the out of shape eye behind it = they should have just done a larger version of the middle.
 
Horrid - they have now changed the gold to silver but it is such an afterthought and really hate the out of shape eye behind it = they should have just done a larger version of the middle.

I know right, I can't stand the curved eye. It doesn't look right. :vomit:
 
So happy with all the z-lebrities they've managed to round up this time.

Tila Tequila is in the house. I am ridiculously pleased with this. She'll be a perfect housemate. Just look up some of the shit she's done for attention in the past. Not to mention her hilarious music career... with song names like "Fuck ya man" and "Stripper friends"... she's just perfect casting. I hope she lives up to her reputation in there. She's already my favourite.

And isn't Farrah Abraham the teen mother turned pornstar who said "She has her own life and is doing her own thing" about her daughter? What an awful mother. She's perfect.

I can't wait to see what happens, I'm hoping it's going to be a beautiful trainwreck.
 
I like Scoop - I just hope he won't start (c)rapping, that would be a deal breaker.

Jenna Jameson - what was Tiger Woods thinking?? More importantly, what is she doing on BB? She can't resurrect her career - what career? The face isn't the problem but a bubble butt just doesn't look good on a white woman.... same size as Serena Williams', but she's black. What is Jenna going to do? Pick up a racquet and win a few slams?

It started getting interesting toward the end when they had to play a game... twelve dead brains trying to figure out what the DJ - that is Big brother just said. They started looking like rats on crack.

And there is a God: The DJ aka BB was not the Scottish high school girl with the speech impediment, no - they had a man with the voice of a man, sounding more like a brother than a sister. It augurs well.

Does anyone have a link for BOTS yet? Thank you.
 
I watched the launch -
I think they could exercise some a little more crowd control - a more happy medium between what BBAU does and what BBUK does, booing on the first night when you haven't seen them do anything in the house is a little weird.

One thing that was a bit annoying is I feel they need to sort out the audio, maybe it's just going to be that way in live episodes but when they focused on two (or whatever) people talking you could hardly hear them talk over everyone else, they needed to turn the other housemate's microphones down - 'Big Brother' was also hard to hear because of this reason, you should be able to hear 'Big Brother' and not a cacophony. As I said, this might just be because it was live and they might do it better in edited shows.
 
The launch is always pretty dull let's be honest, churning out housemate after housemate asking some questions from the same list as always and watching them interact for about 10 seconds with the other housemates. I think where they could've done better is the whole USA vs UK task, I don't know what they were thinking. I know they have limited space but surely there could've been a better idea thought up in 5 weeks than shooting balls out of a cannon? I just feel like they could've done more to make it feel a bit more "showdown-esque" like they have been promoting.
 
yes - that task was awfully lame and totally boring

interesting mix of housemates but the US team is definitely top heavy with all those pornstars (so to speak)

since I know none of housemates from anything but this its just like a normal series of BBUK for me ... but I guess just comes with massive egos

I'm still always shocked to hear the language in the BBUK series ... so used to PG BBAU I guess ... its just so in your face all the time ... yet I don't think I can remember swearing in the BBCan house ... it was probably there but not such a major part of the dialogue I guess

Was Ryan saying its 7 nights a week? holey smoley ... there goes my life again!
 
...yeah the opening show was boring... they always are in my opinion... I missed the start again... grrrr!... (I'm just dumb as shit sometimes lol!)... so I'm doing 'catch-up' at the moment... well they are quite the hodge-podge of 'celebrities' aren't they?... this was my take on them from what I've seen so far...

...Sherrie Hewson:- I've never seen her before because I've never watched 'Coronation Street' before but I like her... she seemed petrified lol!...

...Scoop:- he seems like a typical big-mouthed-full-of-himself rapper type of American that really do grate on my nerves at the best of times... I'm hoping that he is not...

...Natasha Hamilton:- she's from one of my most favourite female bands (Atomic Kitten)... she is so yummy!... I hope that she is fiesty... I also hope that she doesn't do anything to burst my fanboy bubble on how nice she is lol!...

...Austin Armacost:- he sounds like a overt fun loving gay guy to me... he may be good fun in the house... I'll wait and see on this one...

...Gail Porter:- I've never heard of her but she seems really lovely to me... I liked her instantly...

...Chris Ellison:- I really did love him in 'The Bill'... he played a great part... he's probably a 'grumpy old man' type in real life... at least I hope so in this show!... lol!... please turn out to be a 'whinging Pom' type... please!... lol!...

...Jenna Jameson:- a porno star- big whoop!... whateva?... why do they always have to have ex-porno stars on these shows?... is it supposed to incite us males to watch the show?... the fact that she was does nothing for me... (believe me... I'm not a prude by any means)... but seriously... big deal!... who cares?... **YAWN**... at least this one didn't have massive Botoxed lips this time... (the lips on her face to the people with dirty minds):rolleyes::smug:... tsk! tsk!... such dirty minds on some people!... :whistling:...

...Steve Ritchie/Chloe Jasmine:- I know of him from 'Britain's Got Talent' or whatever show he was on... he seems... well... 'normal' to me but his wife seems really 'bimbo-ish' from what I've seen so far... I'll wait and see with her too methinks...

...Farrah Abraham:- just re-read what I said about Jenna Jameson... ho-hum boring part 2 or what?...

...James Hill:- his favourite past times are endlessly looking at himself in mirrors and constantly picking his nose?... moving on...

...Tila Tequila:- I've never heard of her before but I love her!... she has 5 personalities and wants to bone Prince Harry lol!... she used to eat cockroaches as a kid!... how can you not love somebody like that lol!... I can't wait to she how she is in the house...

...Daniel Baldwin:- he's great!... (I really like him and all of his brothers)... he is what I would call a celebrity... I've seen him in lots of shows and movies that I like... I sure hope that he takes over this show... he could be ruthless methinks lol!...

...I don't know who the two others are (Janice Dickenson/Bobby Davro) so I guess that I'll have to just wait and see when they are introduced in the next show I guess?...

... well that's the opening show done with so now onto that nights Bots and the following days shows to catch up on... cheers.




 

...oh wow!... that's a shame really... I was looking so forward to watching her in the house... to quote myself...

...Tila Tequila:- I've never heard of her before but I love her!... she has 5 personalities and wants to bone Prince Harry lol!... she used to eat cockroaches as a kid!... how can you not love somebody like that lol!... I can't wait to she how she is in the house...

...**sigh** so much hope and so little reward... oh the inhumanity of it all!... I wonder who they will replace her with?... cheers.
 
all the poor girl did was celebrate and support Hitler and the Nazis :(

...haha!...yeah what a dumb bitch eh?... seriously... who in their right mind would do that?... that's media suicide right there folks!...

...I just finished watching Bots from 27th and Eamonn Holmes does not like Farrah Abrahams does he?... that crowd in the background were just as bad as the crowd outside... shut the fuck up all of you!... what a bunch of loud wankers!... I like Katey Price... she's fun... Rylan spouted on about the 'brand new set'... yeah right!... what?... a few dabs of paint and a couple of flags?... big whoop!...

...Emma makes a big deal out of Janice Dickenson coming in the next day so I'm hoping she's worth the publicity... as I said before... no idea who she is... Emma sure knows how to spin the hype doesn't she?...I really like the job that Rylan does... he puts so much effort into his show doesn't he?... most of his 'acting' banter is always from memory and not cue cards have you noticed?...

...I really liked Eamonn Holmes' interviews with all of the contestants... (apparently Sherrie Hewson once dated Steve McQueen and vomited on him from being so nervous lol!)... I'll just say again at the 29:00 minute mark... the crowd in there need to shut the fuck up!... AGAIN!... they are spoiling the damn show!...

...I liked this first BOTS but it would've been a whole lot better without those idiots in the audience... now to watch the first day's show... cheers.
 
...I liked this first BOTS but it would've been a whole lot better without those idiots in the audience... now to watch the first day's show... cheers.
unfortunately the BOTS audience is always loaded with repeat offenders ... I think they get a few new faces in each week but have a standard group of people who attend almost every show ... or every 2nd one ... they seem to think they are rock stars too!! the particularly annoying one is the Irish guy who I would swear is always drunk ... he never shuts up!
 
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