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Todays Show:... I better enjoy this show because I'm off to the Central Coast in the morning some time lol!... two days without this show?...



... how will I ever survive?...



... anyhow... it sounds a shit fight between the young 'uns of the house... it opens with a fitness instructor smiling her head off grinning from ear to ear...she's standing in front of exercise bikes... (one impeding heart attack brewing from Gemma the Hutt ahead....
NURSE!)... Dopey Darren and Stiff Fanny are not taking part for some 'medical reasons'... (hangover maybe?... lol!)... they get awakened by loud music and Gemma the Hutt springs out of bed!... nah!... just kidding!...
...Creepy Chris/Daniella and Ron Jeremy are all faggin' outside and are talking about Gemma the Hutt who is still laying in bed... (no shit Sherlock I hear you all say?)... they are saying that they failed that task and from what I hear it's because Gemma the Hutt didn't participate methinks... it looks like Mighty Megan and Snotty T-bag are getting on well together... omg!... Gemma the Hutt is lying down in the Diary Room crying her eyes out bellowing "
I don't want ta play anuvver task!... I fuckin' hayte them!"... lol!... she wants to get back to her 'normal life'... problem solved luv!... just walk out of the door... it's not that hard is it?... she tells Big Brother that he's paying for new 'hair extensions' for her because her hair is so 'frazzled'!...








... beautiful!... she says that she isn't going to 'perform' anymore... perform what?...

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...Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are hiding all of the housemates shoes as a prank... Snotty T-bag mumbles something incoherrent... (yes he does!)... Stiff Fanny squirts some toothpaste on Ron Jeremy's head while he's asleep... he discovers it and goes and smears it all in her hair too... he then drops her into the pool to pay for it... Gemma the Hutt is trying to poison Tiff-any-one's mind against Creepy Chris because he
dared to tell her that she spilled water all over a floor!...



... (which she didn't bother to clean up of course)...
how dare he!...
...Tiff-any-one and Creepy Chris have to present a 'Wildlife Show' and Tiff-any-one nearly drops a log in her pants when there is a guy in the room when she enters lol!... they have to read out 'wildlife facts'... they go 'Live'... they bring out a big Tarantula and they shit themselves lol!... Creepy Chris has the even creepier spider put into his hands (I'm loving this task lol!)... it slowly crawls up his arm towards his face... a big yellow snake (an 'Albino Burmese Python') is next... Tiff-any-one is saying "show over!... show over!"... lol!... funny as!... Tiff-any-one calls it an '
Albiiiino Bur-moose-me Python' (god love her American accent lol!)... "
da ooonly snaake ah go for is da snaake in mah man's pants!... ahm not gonna touch dat snake!"... hahaha!... I'm really loving her here... her reactions are pure gold!... she freaks out but still puts the safety goggles on regardless!... she strokes it!... haha!... you go gurl!!!...
...after Creepy Chris's comment about her... Gemma the Hutt walks... whoa!... she calls him the big 'C' word!... wow!... that's going to be good viewing when they see each other again isn't it?... it looks like they are going to fail this task too because Gemma the Hutt has walked yet again... (the housemates start simmering)... they finish the task and are all smiles at the end of it... oh here we go... she's approaching Creepy Chris like a shark going for it's prey (cue the Jaws music)... she looks like a Head Mistress about to punish a pupil ... (get the cane out)... she slowly and calmly tells him off... they leave the toilet after Daniella deliberately interrupts it to save him from her... he is such an easy target to shoot down isn't he?...
...Mighty Megan starts to flare up about her clothing... she lays the law down about anyone using her clothes... Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room having a vent... Mighty Megan rants even louder... she tells everyone to "
clean your own fucking shit!" a few times over... (somehow I think that they all 'get it')... wow!... i never thought that I would live long enough to ever see this scene acted out between Gemma the Hutt and SuperJohn!...
...no!... it's not what you think... he was just 'limbering her up'... hahaha!... a great shot though... "
Stop!... I'm tearing"... she informs him...

... now Mighty Megan is in the Diary Room ranting about Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy's 'relationship' big time!... a new task... a woman walks into the house and hands two 'babies' to Ron Jeremy to look after... the look on his face was priceless lol!... "
what der fook?"... now Daniella and Gemma the Hutt are going off their heads about finding other peoples shoes in their beds.... (this is the 'shit-hits-the-fan' time!)... they go to confront Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy about it... (who are in the bathroom looking after the 'babies'... Creepy Chris is trying so hard to be the peace maker to no avail (but at least the others are actually talking to him about it for a change)... lol!...
...Mighty Megan and Stiff fanny are in the toilet making peace with each other... now Daniella is in the Diary Room having a big whinge about Stiff Fanny... it's good to see her getting angry because I've been waiting to see this side of her... what a powerhouse!... way to go Daniella... (I can see her turning on Gemma the Hutt one day... that will be one hell of a showdown methinks!)...


... the whole house are talking to Stiff Fanny about her 'boyfriend' Sam Reece and Ron Jeremy looks stunned when she says "
yeah!... I'm gonna marry him!"... he looks totally shattered...
OUCH!... he says... "
she's a lying fook!"...
...Gemma the Hutt looked like she deliberately kept the conversation going until she mentioned to her that she should marry Sam so that Ron Jeremy got to hear it himself... her plan worked... Stiff Fanny is now in the Diary Room... she tells us her reasons as to why she has been acting the way that she is and starts to cry... meanwhile Ron Jeremy is feeling humiliated and saying that he feels like an "
absolute dickhead now"...
...she returns to the house and looks at Ron Jeremy and says "
wots oop now?"... he tells her to 'go to bed'... he doesn't want to talk about it with her... she gets the shits with him and walks out... Mighty Megan tells him straight up that she intends to go straight back to her boyfriend regardless of what he feels... (well he can't say that he hasn't been told now can he?)... Stiff Fanny becomes the talk of the house while she's out having a fag... now Ron Jeremy is in the Diary Room having a vent to Big Brother... he looks pretty annoyed about it all... she's sitting on the floor and is waiting for him to come out... he exits and says that he doesn't want to talk about it but she keeps asking for "a hoog" regardless... she tells him that she didn't think that he was coming back into the house and he gives her a 'WTF?' look and walks out to have a smoke without her... she cries...end of show...
...wow!... a lotta shit a' happen' tonight eh?... my favourite part of the show was the 'wildlife' show lol!...that was great fun to watch for me... as I said... I'll be doing 'catch-up' on Sunday night with all of this because I'm off to the Central Coast before the show comes onto YouTube in the morning...
BUMMER! 
... I hope that I don't go into withdrawals!






... haha!... now for BOTS!... cheers.