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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016
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BigBrotherCritic
Like working a job 24/7, for 2 days on the trot
Oh shit so the GarryBB and the ErmmSmith channels have bee removed...
Where to now?
Where to now?
...I totally agree with you Trala... what I said was disgusting... I guess that's because the same situation as this had happened to me with my best mate (who I also treated as my second brother...that's how close we were)... and my fiance' when I was around Stiff Fanny's age... I guess that I still hate that type of disgusting behaviour when I see it now so many years later... apparently my best mate and my fiance' (we were about to be married about 3 months later) had been doing that to me behind my back for around a year and all she ever did was tell everyone (except me) that 'they were just good friends' (sounds familiar?) to justify her behaviour of doing the dirty on me big time... I was the 'Sam Reece' at the time and I know exactly how it felt... I won't even start to go into how it affected me when I found out about it and what I did about it... but believe me... I didn't handle it well... it wasn't good... (it's too hurtful to talk about to be honest... even to this day)...
...so yes... what I say about her behaviour may be pretty harsh and heavy handed but all of my sympathy is solely for Sam Reece (her apparent 'boyfriend' on the outside)... so yes... to me she's a trollop... a selfish one that is the worst kind... so when you say Trala that only people that have endured that sort of hormone driven attraction would understand how 'excitingly' awful it is then I qualify... unfortunately at the time though... I was on the receiving end of it... it is not a good boost to your heart mind and soul believe me!.. no matter how many hormones may be floating around in her it still doesn't excuse the slutty behaviour of what she is doing to Sam Reece... it seems that nobody bothers to think that Sam Reece may be suffering the effects of complete humiliation... feelings of self inadequacy... betrayal... sadness and hatred (to mention but a few things) that he may be feeling about this... but we forget... he is a man... suck it up you wuss!... no matter what he is feeling... he feels it!... nobody seems to be caring what he thinks because he's just 'one of the lads'... that's bullshit!... I know!...
...the fact that her worst moments and choices are being cut and pasted together and then played out for our entertainment is because she is being paid big money by Big Brother to allow that... she signed her life and soul away with the Devil when she signed on to go in there... she knew exactly what she getting herself into so 'sucked in' to her...
...the only good thing that came out of my situation way back then (about 9 months later) was that I met my sweet darling soulmate that is my beautiful wife that I have been with for 38 years now... oh hell!... what's wrong with me?... I've just realised... they did me a big favour in doing that to me!!!...
... what an idiot!... 
... ...seriously though Trala... she's a trollop and I hate her... the fact that it doesn't sound nice... I can't help that my sweet... unfortunately that's how I feel
... cheers.
...hey BigBrotherCritic... I posted these about 3 pages back my friend... cheers.
I'm really enjoying this season.
The only one I knew of was Christopher from his time on X Factor. He seems like the sweetest person ever and I was horrified when he was booed going in. People are so cruel. So far he seems to be enjoying his time in there.
I like John. Sure, nominating Darren was a huge mistake, whatever his motives were. Hopefully he can rise from the ashes.
I loved Jonathan, so posh and thinking he was all that and a half, I found him entertaining.
I can see why most don't like Gemma, but I do. I'm a couple days behind on the episodes, hoping her and John can sort things out.
The young ones get way too much airtime. Not interested.
The only one I knew of was Christopher from his time on X Factor. He seems like the sweetest person ever and I was horrified when he was booed going in. People are so cruel. So far he seems to be enjoying his time in there.
I like John. Sure, nominating Darren was a huge mistake, whatever his motives were. Hopefully he can rise from the ashes.
I loved Jonathan, so posh and thinking he was all that and a half, I found him entertaining.
I can see why most don't like Gemma, but I do. I'm a couple days behind on the episodes, hoping her and John can sort things out.
The young ones get way too much airtime. Not interested.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Yes, yes... as is my wont.where is THAT coming from LOL
I don't find him the LEAST bit attractive - neither in personality nor looks and I'm not sure what you picked up on from what I was saying to think I would
you should be watching the tennis
Dystopia
Flying so high..
...EXACTLY lol!... Jeremy is just a walking penis and is not inspiring at all... hence the 'Ron Jeremy' name tag lol!... hahaha!.... I would've paid good money to see that expression on your face when you Googled his name lololol!... that would've been pure Gold!... (if you asked me I would've explained... lol!)...
...hahaha!... I knew that you would pounce on that Dystopia lol!... cheers.
One doesn't need to suffer from selective memory to be reminded of the ill-conceived likeness of Mr Unff Unff from last year with James Bond. I am still having nightmares over that.
Compare Mr Unff Unff with Jeremy: Both ugly, both incapable of expressing a single sentence in proper English, and both struggling to find takers for that huge vacant space of real-estate where the brain should be. What could be more attractive?
How long do you think Gemma will keep up this conciliatory chatting with John ...
And when we complain about people not being themselves or game players why do we go along with Gemma playing HER game and being GC not the real Gemma
On a side note did anyone watch the live show and think that Tiffany was taking a long time unpacking her bags ... Fortunately coinciding with Darren being in the bedroom getting changed ... Then when he moved across to his bed she quickly repositioned herself with suitcase beside her bed to keep being able to check him out?
Now if that had been one of the guys checking out one of the girls there'd probably have been an uproar ...
And when we complain about people not being themselves or game players why do we go along with Gemma playing HER game and being GC not the real Gemma
On a side note did anyone watch the live show and think that Tiffany was taking a long time unpacking her bags ... Fortunately coinciding with Darren being in the bedroom getting changed ... Then when he moved across to his bed she quickly repositioned herself with suitcase beside her bed to keep being able to check him out?
Now if that had been one of the guys checking out one of the girls there'd probably have been an uproar ...
huwman
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...today's show:... this is going to be so much fun today... I can feel it in my water... they do the lead-up to the Eviction Show and the eviction of boring 'Kristina is NOT in the house!'... they show Gemma the Hutt laying in bed wallowing around with sunnies on instructing Big Brother Producers to put everything 'on hold' until she's ready... 
... two things with that that gets on my willy...
1)... who the hell lays in bed with sunglasses on?...
2)... who the hell does she think she is?... (she must be convinced that this is HER show!)...
...she says... "tell Big Bruvva tta ell da producers ta 'bear wiv me'... I've been up awll night... an wen I get up I'll giv em entertainment but let me rest for a bit longa!... fankyou!"... this look on SuperJohn's face as she said it was pure gold and speaks for itself what he was thinking lol!...
...Angry Angie leaves and Gemma the Hutt says quick smart... "I fink it's der rite fing for yoo!" and Angry Angie waltzes out wistfully... she tells everyone else and then 'bye Angie'... she's gone... she apologises in the Diary Room... Creepy Chris says something and is trying to sound relevant... Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room trying to ease her guilt... Gemma the Hutt has instructed Tiff-any-one to carry her tea for her and she does!... what the hell?... she then walks towards the shower and asks as if she is commanding Creepy Chris to 'assist her to the shower' as she walks by him and he says "no!"... he doesn't do it!... (if he keeps doing stuff like this I may actually get to like the insipid little twinkie)...
...a task... (I hope that it's an original one for a change)... oh okay... it's a yes/no task with Daniella and creepy Chris in the Diary Room... Creepy Chris says something... fast forward... SuperJohn says a few home truths to Gemma the Hutts face and she fights back... they are told that they passed the task... what's said between SuperJohn and her is carried on after the task...
...after the Live Eviction has happened they are all told that they are going to be doing 'face to face' nominations... (this should be good)... lol!...
Gemma the Hutt:... picks SuperJohn because he doesn't 'know her'... and Stiff Fanny because she 'hurt her feelings'...
Daniella:... picks Tiff-any-one because she doesn't 'know her'... and Stiff Fanny because 'she causes friction'...
Mighty Megan:... picks SuperJohn because of 'obvious reasons' lol!... and Tiff-any-one because she 'takes things too seriously'...
SuperJohn:... picks Gemma the Hutt because "he can't trust her'... and Mighty Megan because of 'past differences'...
Stiff Fanny:... picks Tiff-any-one... "FUCK DIS SHIT!"... and it starts!!!... (Stiff Fanny quietly sits down)... Tiff-any-one bellows out... "AH'VE BEEN FUCKED SINCE DA TIME WHEN AH WALKED DOWN DEM STAIRS!... NONE O Y'ALL KNOW ME!... YA DUNNO HoW HARD IT IS TA CUM FROM AMEEEERICA AN TRY TO MAKE IT IN HEEEERE!... BLAH BLAH BLAH!...Stiff Fanny gets back up there and continues... and SuperJohn for 'getting off on a rocky start'...
Tiff-any-one:... picks Daniella because 'she wants to go home'... Big Brother doesn't accept her reason... "OKAY THEN FUCK THAT!... AH NOMINATED HER FOR NOMINATIN ME JUS NOW!" she yells out... and Ron Jeremy because 'he nominated her'...
Snotty T-bag:... he speaks Klingon and says Stiff Fanny's name amongst it all... (Ron Jeremy looks shitty with whatever he said)... and Tiff-any-one and says something in Romulan this time methinks?...
Dopey Darren:... picks Tiff-any-one... because she 'stresses him'... and SuperJohn because 'he hurt my feelings a lot'...
Creepy Chris:... picks Tiff-any-one because 'she woooke him up'... and Gemma the Hutt because 'she spilllllled a drink'...
Ron Jeremy:... picks Tiff-any-one because 'I can't chat with her'... "she's like toilet paper because she's full of shit!"
... and Gemma the Hutt because 'what she said about Stiff Fanny'...
...I think that SuperJohn was coughing up a kidney or a lung during that nomination... (he's realised that people genuinely don't like him at all and his ego can't accept it perhaps?)...
...whoa!... Creepy Chris is rebelling and is telling Gemma the Hutt to shut up!!!!!
... hahahaha!... I LOVE IT!!!!... (if he keeps going like this he may be elevated to 'Courageous Chris!'... go boy!... make us proud!!!!)...
...Daniella/Gemma the Hutt/Mighty Megan/Stiff Fanny/Tiff-any-one/SuperJohn and Ron Jeremy are all up for eviction... they show Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy kissing and cuddling... **ahem!**... Dopey Darren approaches SuperJohn to 'clear the air' (here comes another grovelling cringe-fest from Dopey Darren for forgiveness
)... they're both 'cool' about it... 
... Tiff-any-one is in the Diary Room 'a bitchin'... go girl!... now Snotty T-bag/Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are talking about as to why he nominated her... Snotty T-bag gives her a right royal serve lol!... (I 'd love to tell you what he said but...)...
...SuperJohn dons Gemma the Hutt's clothes for a laugh... **Sticky prepares for 'Tsunami Gemma' to hit the house** lol!... she is going to be soooo pissed off from what I saw in the promo of what's coming up lol!... Creepy Chris says something... Gemma the Hutt is now in the Diary Room complaining about SuperJohn... apparently she's done "Nuffin rong" to make him cry and is now complaining about him wearing her 'stunnin' crystallll Kaftan'... she says... "IT FUCKIN' STINKS!"... (he must have let fluffy off the chain while wearing it methinks!)... wow!... she never went on a meltdown over it?... colour me surprised!...
...Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are babbling on but I can't be bothered to listen to it... fast forward... Gemma the Hutt is now speaking to SuperJohn... she talks about herself in the 'third-person' persona... 'Gemma-the-luvlee-girl'... (please show us that one and we may actually come to like you!)... I'd like to see that side of her at least... she probably is that quiet and shy girl that she purports to be... who knows?...
...the faggers are all outside in the garden talking... I've said it on many occasions over the last 2 seasons... IS THERE ANYBODY IN GREAT BRITAIN THAT DOESN'T SMOKE???...... Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are talking... HE TELLS HER THAT HE LOVES HER?... jeeezus!... how many days in the house?... moving on... end of show... now for BOTS... cheers.
... two things with that that gets on my willy...1)... who the hell lays in bed with sunglasses on?...
2)... who the hell does she think she is?... (she must be convinced that this is HER show!)...
...she says... "tell Big Bruvva tta ell da producers ta 'bear wiv me'... I've been up awll night... an wen I get up I'll giv em entertainment but let me rest for a bit longa!... fankyou!"... this look on SuperJohn's face as she said it was pure gold and speaks for itself what he was thinking lol!...
...Angry Angie leaves and Gemma the Hutt says quick smart... "I fink it's der rite fing for yoo!" and Angry Angie waltzes out wistfully... she tells everyone else and then 'bye Angie'... she's gone... she apologises in the Diary Room... Creepy Chris says something and is trying to sound relevant... Stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room trying to ease her guilt... Gemma the Hutt has instructed Tiff-any-one to carry her tea for her and she does!... what the hell?... she then walks towards the shower and asks as if she is commanding Creepy Chris to 'assist her to the shower' as she walks by him and he says "no!"... he doesn't do it!
... (if he keeps doing stuff like this I may actually get to like the insipid little twinkie)......a task... (I hope that it's an original one for a change)... oh okay... it's a yes/no task with Daniella and creepy Chris in the Diary Room... Creepy Chris says something... fast forward... SuperJohn says a few home truths to Gemma the Hutts face and she fights back... they are told that they passed the task... what's said between SuperJohn and her is carried on after the task...
...after the Live Eviction has happened they are all told that they are going to be doing 'face to face' nominations... (this should be good)... lol!...
Gemma the Hutt:... picks SuperJohn because he doesn't 'know her'... and Stiff Fanny because she 'hurt her feelings'...
Daniella:... picks Tiff-any-one because she doesn't 'know her'... and Stiff Fanny because 'she causes friction'...
Mighty Megan:... picks SuperJohn because of 'obvious reasons' lol!... and Tiff-any-one because she 'takes things too seriously'...
SuperJohn:... picks Gemma the Hutt because "he can't trust her'... and Mighty Megan because of 'past differences'...
Stiff Fanny:... picks Tiff-any-one... "FUCK DIS SHIT!"... and it starts!!!... (Stiff Fanny quietly sits down)... Tiff-any-one bellows out... "AH'VE BEEN FUCKED SINCE DA TIME WHEN AH WALKED DOWN DEM STAIRS!... NONE O Y'ALL KNOW ME!... YA DUNNO HoW HARD IT IS TA CUM FROM AMEEEERICA AN TRY TO MAKE IT IN HEEEERE!... BLAH BLAH BLAH!...Stiff Fanny gets back up there and continues... and SuperJohn for 'getting off on a rocky start'...
Tiff-any-one:... picks Daniella because 'she wants to go home'... Big Brother doesn't accept her reason... "OKAY THEN FUCK THAT!... AH NOMINATED HER FOR NOMINATIN ME JUS NOW!" she yells out... and Ron Jeremy because 'he nominated her'...
Snotty T-bag:... he speaks Klingon and says Stiff Fanny's name amongst it all... (Ron Jeremy looks shitty with whatever he said)... and Tiff-any-one and says something in Romulan this time methinks?...
Dopey Darren:... picks Tiff-any-one... because she 'stresses him'... and SuperJohn because 'he hurt my feelings a lot'...
Creepy Chris:... picks Tiff-any-one because 'she woooke him up'... and Gemma the Hutt because 'she spilllllled a drink'...
Ron Jeremy:... picks Tiff-any-one because 'I can't chat with her'... "she's like toilet paper because she's full of shit!"
... and Gemma the Hutt because 'what she said about Stiff Fanny'... ...I think that SuperJohn was coughing up a kidney or a lung during that nomination... (he's realised that people genuinely don't like him at all and his ego can't accept it perhaps?)...
...whoa!... Creepy Chris is rebelling and is telling Gemma the Hutt to shut up!!!!!
... hahahaha!... I LOVE IT!!!!... (if he keeps going like this he may be elevated to 'Courageous Chris!'... go boy!... make us proud!!!!)......Daniella/Gemma the Hutt/Mighty Megan/Stiff Fanny/Tiff-any-one/SuperJohn and Ron Jeremy are all up for eviction... they show Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy kissing and cuddling... **ahem!**... Dopey Darren approaches SuperJohn to 'clear the air' (here comes another grovelling cringe-fest from Dopey Darren for forgiveness
)... they're both 'cool' about it... ... Tiff-any-one is in the Diary Room 'a bitchin'... go girl!... now Snotty T-bag/Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are talking about as to why he nominated her... Snotty T-bag gives her a right royal serve lol!... (I 'd love to tell you what he said but...)... ...SuperJohn dons Gemma the Hutt's clothes for a laugh... **Sticky prepares for 'Tsunami Gemma' to hit the house** lol!... she is going to be soooo pissed off from what I saw in the promo of what's coming up lol!... Creepy Chris says something... Gemma the Hutt is now in the Diary Room complaining about SuperJohn... apparently she's done "Nuffin rong" to make him cry and is now complaining about him wearing her 'stunnin' crystallll Kaftan'... she says... "IT FUCKIN' STINKS!"... (he must have let fluffy off the chain while wearing it methinks!)... wow!... she never went on a meltdown over it?... colour me surprised!...
...Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are babbling on but I can't be bothered to listen to it... fast forward... Gemma the Hutt is now speaking to SuperJohn... she talks about herself in the 'third-person' persona... 'Gemma-the-luvlee-girl'... (please show us that one and we may actually come to like you!)... I'd like to see that side of her at least... she probably is that quiet and shy girl that she purports to be... who knows?...
...the faggers are all outside in the garden talking... I've said it on many occasions over the last 2 seasons... IS THERE ANYBODY IN GREAT BRITAIN THAT DOESN'T SMOKE???...
... Ron Jeremy and Stiff Fanny are talking... HE TELLS HER THAT HE LOVES HER?... jeeezus!... how many days in the house?... moving on... end of show... now for BOTS... cheers.
...HA!... I didn't notice that!... I'll have to go back and check it out lol!... cheers.
...this makes a change... does anyone have a link to tonight's Bots please?... lol!... cheers.
...apparently he has to keep counter-balancing his enormous schlong... it keeps throwing him off balance!...
... ...that stands for A Deadly Huge Dick I bet?...
cheers.
BootsAlice
Member
...this makes a change... does anyone have a link to tonight's Bots please?... lol!... cheers.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=g-VokVJm97Y&feature=em-uploademail
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=g-VokVJm97Y&feature=em-uploademail
...thanks my friend... you are a legend!... cheers.
...I must be having a senior moment or something... I still can't find tonight's BOTS on that link my friend ... thanks anyway BootsAlice... cheers.
... thanks anyway BootsAlice... cheers.
...found it!... thanks BootsAlice... my senior moment cleared itself up... cheers.
And it's about time you saw the light MrS
John always looks seriously scrumptious in his suit and glasses but I'm loving this pic ... Thank you
...hahaha!... I thought that you might of liked it... the pic elevated him from 'King John' to 'SuperJohn' because he so reminded me of 'Clark Kent' with those glasses on lol!... I'm glad that you liked it!... cheers.
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