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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016
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...BOTS:... they show Angry Angie to start with and she speaks like the Simpsons cat lady babbling something or another... apparently she is sick and will be on Thursday's show... Sherie Hewson/Amy Childs and Dan Wootton... (I like this guy... he tells it as it is) are on the show tonight... Sherrie is raving on that 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' was like a wallflower in there and did nothing... 
... say what???... does she forget that she did exactly the same thing when she was in there?... some people have such short memories don't they?...
...the whole panel agrees that ''Kristina is NOT in the house!'' was B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!... again Sherrie is spouting on that she won't be missed because she was so boring... does she not see that she is mirroring EXACTLY what she was in the house by saying that?... what a stupid woman!...
... she's also deluded too... she just said the David Ghost would have won it if he stayed in the house!!!!... what a stupid deluded nutball she is!... she spoke more in that sentence just then than her entire stay in the Big Brother house!... lol!...
...aw crap!...Whiney Willis comes down the stairs
... she says something... (anything that she says is scripted by Big Brother as far as I'm concerned)... I'm sure that I can see Big Brother's hand up her back 
... both her and Rylan are so pushing the fact that they are in the Gemma the Hutt camp aren't they?...
...they show a portion of Mighty Megan's mega meltdown and go to Sherrie who says that she would 'slap her'.... ha!... as if!!!!... (the only thing that she would slap is her chin against... um... er... forget it!)... anyhow... moving on... the trouble with Sherrie is that when she talks she just does not shut the fig up!...
...here comes another mega bore-fest... 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' walks down the stairs... she actually thanks the panel for calling her boring!... they show her 'best bits' in the house... (the whole 1.2 seconds of it)... she says something but I have now stopped listening...... yadder yadder yadder!... fast forward... I stop fast forwarding because her and Rylan are dancing... she moves onto the panel...
...Sherrie starts talking again
... Dan Wootton butts in and says... "who on Earth cares what Christopher Maloney says?... he's added absolutely NOTHING to that house in any form!"... 
... (exactly as I have been saying!... this is why I like this guy... he says it exactly as it is lol!)... 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' says something... Rylan talks about Gemma the Hut and Creepy Chris's suntan escapade... they then talk about Gemma the Hutt's designer Vagina which I imagine would look like two massive bean bags wobbling during an earthquake to look at... (no... I won't Photoshop that I swear!)... they now talk about Snotty T-bag and Mighty Megan's 'love' for each other
... (how many days have they been in the house?... and they're in love?)... riiiiiight!... 
...
...Dan Wootton then says that Snotty T-bag can do a lot better than Mighty Megan... Sherrie and 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' say something... apparently the public can vote on which two housemates will be going to jail
... (just put Gemma the Hutt and King John in together and be done with it already!)... you never know... they may fall in love with each other and she may turn him straight?... or... turn his stomach... either way... who friggin' cares eh?... here we go... an audience member gets a chance to ask 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' a question... she says something... Dan Wootton now asks her... "you say that you've always been so forceful to protect your family life so why did you announce your pregnancy on television in front of the nation?"... she says something... Amy says something... she responds and says something back... Sherrie speaks... she responds... ...
...Rylan says that the housemates have to nominate face-to-face... (about bloody time!)... here we go some 'sneak peaks' of the nominations... (I'm not saying what so as not to give away any spoilers)... aw crap... here comes the dentist chair with 'Kristina is NOT in the house!'... fast forward... the end to a boring as shit show... cheers.
... say what???... does she forget that she did exactly the same thing when she was in there?... some people have such short memories don't they?......the whole panel agrees that ''Kristina is NOT in the house!'' was B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!... again Sherrie is spouting on that she won't be missed because she was so boring... does she not see that she is mirroring EXACTLY what she was in the house by saying that?... what a stupid woman!...
... she's also deluded too... she just said the David Ghost would have won it if he stayed in the house!!!!... what a stupid deluded nutball she is!... she spoke more in that sentence just then than her entire stay in the Big Brother house!... lol!......aw crap!...Whiney Willis comes down the stairs
... she says something... (anything that she says is scripted by Big Brother as far as I'm concerned)... I'm sure that I can see Big Brother's hand up her back ... both her and Rylan are so pushing the fact that they are in the Gemma the Hutt camp aren't they?... ...they show a portion of Mighty Megan's mega meltdown and go to Sherrie who says that she would 'slap her'.... ha!... as if!!!!... (the only thing that she would slap is her chin against... um... er... forget it!)... anyhow... moving on... the trouble with Sherrie is that when she talks she just does not shut the fig up!...
...here comes another mega bore-fest... 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' walks down the stairs... she actually thanks the panel for calling her boring!... they show her 'best bits' in the house... (the whole 1.2 seconds of it)... she says something but I have now stopped listening...
... yadder yadder yadder!... fast forward... I stop fast forwarding because her and Rylan are dancing... she moves onto the panel......Sherrie starts talking again
... Dan Wootton butts in and says... "who on Earth cares what Christopher Maloney says?... he's added absolutely NOTHING to that house in any form!"... ... (exactly as I have been saying!... this is why I like this guy... he says it exactly as it is lol!)... 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' says something... Rylan talks about Gemma the Hut and Creepy Chris's suntan escapade... they then talk about Gemma the Hutt's designer Vagina which I imagine would look like two massive bean bags wobbling during an earthquake to look at... (no... I won't Photoshop that I swear!)... they now talk about Snotty T-bag and Mighty Megan's 'love' for each other... (how many days have they been in the house?... and they're in love?)... riiiiiight!... ......Dan Wootton then says that Snotty T-bag can do a lot better than Mighty Megan... Sherrie and 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' say something... apparently the public can vote on which two housemates will be going to jail
... (just put Gemma the Hutt and King John in together and be done with it already!)... you never know... they may fall in love with each other and she may turn him straight?... or... turn his stomach... either way... who friggin' cares eh?... here we go... an audience member gets a chance to ask 'Kristina is NOT in the house!' a question... she says something... Dan Wootton now asks her... "you say that you've always been so forceful to protect your family life so why did you announce your pregnancy on television in front of the nation?"... she says something... Amy says something... she responds and says something back... Sherrie speaks... she responds... ... ...Rylan says that the housemates have to nominate face-to-face... (about bloody time!)... here we go some 'sneak peaks' of the nominations... (I'm not saying what so as not to give away any spoilers)... aw crap... here comes the dentist chair with 'Kristina is NOT in the house!'... fast forward... the end to a boring as shit show... cheers.
Does anyone have the link for BOTS please... the gods have decided to gang up on me again just because I don't "comply" - bastards... can't find it anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=RbZi_Z8RsLI
...I just watched it... there you go my friend... just get rid of the blank space between the / and watch?... (thanks again crimmy)... cheers.
...it looks like Big Brother UK is clamping down on all YouTube accounts that are replaying the shows... here are a few links to try... cheers.
http://www.dailymotion.com/uktvseries (just click on the 'see all videos' box in the videos section to see all of the other shows)...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFSEI19ssTuC8WHQss_zemQ (this website shows the BOTS episodes too)...
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=celebrity+big+brother+uk (this one has a mixture of all the shows)...
...(for you crimmy lol! 
)... so King John survived the eviction!... he disguised himself as mild mannered reporter Clark Kent and made himself look intelligent which instantly endeared him to Big Brother so much that he fiddled the results to keep him in the house at the last second... (that's why we never get shown the percentages or how close they were anymore )... King John will now really believe that he is some kind of Superman after that close call and will firmly believe that he can win this now... (and he probably will!)... so I won't be calling him 'King John' from now onwards... he has been elevated to the name of 'SuperJohn' lol!... cheers.
)... so King John survived the eviction!... he disguised himself as mild mannered reporter Clark Kent and made himself look intelligent which instantly endeared him to Big Brother so much that he fiddled the results to keep him in the house at the last second... (that's why we never get shown the percentages or how close they were anymore )... King John will now really believe that he is some kind of Superman after that close call and will firmly believe that he can win this now... (and he probably will!)... so I won't be calling him 'King John' from now onwards... he has been elevated to the name of 'SuperJohn' lol!... cheers.
...that's so great to hear Lindsay!... he get's to live longer and say... "whose a pretty boy then?... give me a cracker!... give me a cracker!... squark!"... lol!...
<----- (sorry Lindsay... they don't have parrots)... 
... cheers.
...some interesting polls from various websites... Tiff-any-one is their most favourite!... wow!... the British public never fail to amaze me... cheers.
...please!... PLEASE!... PLEASE!!!!... DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!... PLEASE!!!!...cheers.
...http://www.bbspy.co.uk/cbb17/news/0...t-celebrity-big-brother-2016-house-for-a-task
White Dee returning to Celebrity Big Brother house?
7 Posted on January 18 2016 at 05:42pm
Former Benefits Street star Deirdre ‘White Dee’ Kelly will be returning to Celebrity Big Brother later this week, it’s reported.
Dee was a housemate in the fourteenth series of the show in 2014, during which she memorably tried to fool the American housemates in to thinking she was the ‘Duchess of Solihull’.
Now, according to The Mirror, bosses will send her in to the house once more on Wednesday as part of a special task.
However, it’s unlikely she’ll be staying long, as The Daily Star reports that she has also been booked to appear on Bit On The Side the same night.
Dee – who first came to the public’s attention on Channel 4 shock-doc series Benefits Street – eventually finished her series in fifth place, with Gary Busey being crowned winner.
At the weekend it was suggested that Stephanie Davis’s boyfriend Sam Reece could also be sent in to the house in a bid to stir the pot over her illicit relationship with Jeremy McConnell.
...http://www.bbspy.co.uk/cbb17/news/0...t-celebrity-big-brother-2016-house-for-a-task
White Dee returning to Celebrity Big Brother house?
7 Posted on January 18 2016 at 05:42pm
Former Benefits Street star Deirdre ‘White Dee’ Kelly will be returning to Celebrity Big Brother later this week, it’s reported.
Dee was a housemate in the fourteenth series of the show in 2014, during which she memorably tried to fool the American housemates in to thinking she was the ‘Duchess of Solihull’.
Now, according to The Mirror, bosses will send her in to the house once more on Wednesday as part of a special task.
However, it’s unlikely she’ll be staying long, as The Daily Star reports that she has also been booked to appear on Bit On The Side the same night.
Dee – who first came to the public’s attention on Channel 4 shock-doc series Benefits Street – eventually finished her series in fifth place, with Gary Busey being crowned winner.
At the weekend it was suggested that Stephanie Davis’s boyfriend Sam Reece could also be sent in to the house in a bid to stir the pot over her illicit relationship with Jeremy McConnell.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Dank you dank you dank you... this must have been the most difficult think I've done all day. makes you wonder why they throw all kinds of spanners into the works... for goodness sake, all we wanna do is watch a show that's not available on our 5000 channels of rubbish - it's not as though we' wanna sell it and make money out of it you sickos !!!
She shouts at the dogs and told the vet no,no,no......that's so great to hear Lindsay!... he get's to live longer and say... "whose a pretty boy then?... give me a cracker!... give me a cracker!... squark!"... lol!...
Dystopia
Flying so high..
So BOTS then. Firstly, the more I see of that smug Kiwi who writes a column for a "Celebrity Rag" the more I detest him. Forever politically correct when it suits him, the rest is spewing venom in a very devious way with the smile of a Caligula on his visage.
Then, let us revisit Stephanie. With all the hysteria and dragging through the mud of the poor girl nobody ever seems to have given a second thought why she might be the way she is because we after all are so faultless and without a blemish.
I happen to know people from all walks of life... some are women who are caught up in a seemingly inescapable situation with a man who ostensibly provides them with a certain degree of security and gives them the feeling to be anchored, but little else. Everybody, including men crave for this type of save haven and security.
However, there is something else we all crave and wish for and that is perhaps the most natural of all human emotions: sexuality.
We are told that the degree of libido can differ from individual to individual.
Let us assume that Stephanie has a high libido and is caught up outside of the house in a situation where her partner provides her with the safety she needs but gives her nothing to satisfy her sexual needs. Would this not explain her seemingly erratic behaviour in the house?
I can see many of you scratching your heads and think what I am telling you is ludicrous. Perhaps you are too young or you have "conveniently" avoided thinking about this all important subject.
For those of you who are familiar with the concept however, you might have heard a reference by Kristina to that effect regarding Stephanie during BOTS today. Now it wasn't clear whether the "Ex" Kristina was referring to was the Sam guy or someone before Stephanie met Sam because as usual, the panel and yes, that includes Rylan. quickly changed the subject because talking about complicated relationships in the BBhouse is just to well.... complicated.
I say again what I've said at least twice before: If it weren't for Stephanie's apparent erratic flitting between the "anchor" outside and the tangible Jeremy inside, WHAT would you righteous folks pin on her?
Oh, and before you all get some silly ideas and want to crucify her as a Nymphomaniac - as with Zombies, there is no medical evidence that either of them exist or have existed.
Then, let us revisit Stephanie. With all the hysteria and dragging through the mud of the poor girl nobody ever seems to have given a second thought why she might be the way she is because we after all are so faultless and without a blemish.
I happen to know people from all walks of life... some are women who are caught up in a seemingly inescapable situation with a man who ostensibly provides them with a certain degree of security and gives them the feeling to be anchored, but little else. Everybody, including men crave for this type of save haven and security.
However, there is something else we all crave and wish for and that is perhaps the most natural of all human emotions: sexuality.
We are told that the degree of libido can differ from individual to individual.
Let us assume that Stephanie has a high libido and is caught up outside of the house in a situation where her partner provides her with the safety she needs but gives her nothing to satisfy her sexual needs. Would this not explain her seemingly erratic behaviour in the house?
I can see many of you scratching your heads and think what I am telling you is ludicrous. Perhaps you are too young or you have "conveniently" avoided thinking about this all important subject.
For those of you who are familiar with the concept however, you might have heard a reference by Kristina to that effect regarding Stephanie during BOTS today. Now it wasn't clear whether the "Ex" Kristina was referring to was the Sam guy or someone before Stephanie met Sam because as usual, the panel and yes, that includes Rylan. quickly changed the subject because talking about complicated relationships in the BBhouse is just to well.... complicated.
I say again what I've said at least twice before: If it weren't for Stephanie's apparent erratic flitting between the "anchor" outside and the tangible Jeremy inside, WHAT would you righteous folks pin on her?
Oh, and before you all get some silly ideas and want to crucify her as a Nymphomaniac - as with Zombies, there is no medical evidence that either of them exist or have existed.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Oh I missed this... all my heart palpitations were in vain - to think, I could have done without all of the aggravation...
Dystopia
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Want please shaydee
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...(for you crimmy lol!
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I suppose equipping him with a sidekick such as Louise Lane of the female persuasion would be politically incorrect?
And it's about time you saw the light MrS...(for you crimmy lol!
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John always looks seriously scrumptious in his suit and glasses but I'm loving this pic ... Thank you
Thanks Unkie Sticky!
I downloaded a few on utorrent last night, but I much prefer to watch it on my iPad using YouTube.
I have an Internet tv I don't know how to use, and a utorrent I struggle to work out!!!!
Catching up now. Today is a day off for me! Bring on the binging!!!