...
Today's Live Show:... ha!... Angry Angie
HAS left!... (who woulda thunk it eh?)... "
GET JOHN OUT!... GET JOHN OUT!... GET JOHN OUT!!!"... (it's not looking good for you crimmy... obviously the British public are quite unforgiving by the looks of it)... they show Angry Angie sleeping in a room on her own (or at least a sign on a door saying 'Spare Room')... Gemma the Hutt tells Daniella about what happened last night with Angry Angie... they show King John stirring the shitpot about Gemma the Hutt... Big Brother gathers them all to tell them about David Ghost's 'parting'... (they all assume that he has finally died and has 'parted' this Earth no doubt)... Big Brother tells them that Angry Angie will be returning to the house later and Gemma the Hutt says... "
I'm sorry Big Bruvva but by der way she performmmed larst night it's ridiculous... she causes two much... it's two much stress!"... nobody says anything... but from this image it looks they are all thinking the same thing... "
FFS!... shut up talking will you?"...
View attachment 51089
...Big Brother finishes telling them all about it and they all get up and leave 'Nigel-no-friends' (Creepy Chris) sitting there on his own yet again...
View attachment 51090
...he says something and they all totally ignore him
AS USUAL!... lol!... (the poor sap has such delusions of adequacy doesn't he)?... I wish that I had kept a tally of how many times that this has happened to him... in fact... we should've had a betting pool to see who could most accurately predict just how many times that this happens to him before he's evicted eh?... oh well...
...Gemma the Hutt is grandstanding again at Angry Angie's expense this time (because conveniently she isn't in the room)... she blurts out... "
is it meee?... but wot is she bringing inta da houwse that is so phenomenaaaal?"... King John (to his credit I have to say)... says... "
I guess that you could say that about all of us Gem!"... you can see by all of the eye rolls that they just want her to shut that stupid fat mouth of hers... (cue Stiff Fanny's punch in the face... ha!)... no... not really... I was just teasing lol!... why doesn't everyone just become united and collectively tell her to ''
FUCKING SHUT UP!"... I just don't understand as to why they don't?... we all would if I was in there I can assure you!... lol!...
...am I hearing it right?... at the 15:30 mark... was Creepy Chris in the toilet rubbing something between Gemma the Hutts arse cheeks and tits in the toilet?... (vomit bucket to Sticky's computer room please!...
URGENTLY!!!!)... this is the look on his face just after it... he's just realised that even though he's gay that after touching a girl for the first time
EVER in his life that he actually liked it!... ( tell me if I'm wrong)...
View attachment 51091
...Ron Jeremy and King John are talking about the impending eviction... apparently King John doesn't give a shit about what people think about him and doesn't give a shit about the boos either...
LIAR! LIAR!... PANTS ON FIRE!... (of course you do... it's a part of human nature old son!)... he's done nothing wrong apparently... (our little secret mate... but King John I don't want you to go either... we need you in there to keep the fires burning okay?...
)...
...hahaha!... after just batting off in the toilet Creepy Chris is telling Ron Jeremy that's "I just think that it's a little bit early in the morning to be seeing Gemma Collin's 'designar Vergina' just after breakfast!"...
JUST AFTER BREAKFAST?????...
YOU DO MEAN FOR ETERNITY DON'T YOU?????... jeeeeez!...
... there was something else about 'sealed lips' but I didn't quite get it... (I hope that it's not what I
think it is?...
)
...back to whining Willis Live... over to the house... I hope that King John survives this... (yes crimmy... I said it!)... lol!... oh shit!... another task! 
... omfg!... 'Kristina is having to teach them all to dance the 'Tango'... (I have to admit... at least this is different for a change)... it goes on... and on... and on... okay... I'm officially over it!... Creepy Chris tries to put Gemma the Hutt's leg over his shoulder and to lean her back for the dance and his whole spine was dislodged!... here is proof!...
View attachment 51092
...that was the highlight of the whole task for me...'Kristina is she still in the house?' says something... moving on... I see that she chose Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy as the winners... meh!... all the faggers are outside puffing away and Gemma the Hutt is still stirring the shitpot yet again against Angry Angie 
... Angry Angie returns to the house... everyone is nice to her face while still talking about her behind her back... (no seriously... it's true!)... now King John is in the Diary Room... (cue the crying?)... the faggers outside are now talking about Snotty T-bag and Mighty Megan... Daniella says about what a perfect couple they are together?... yeah!... woteva!... 
confused:am I watching the same show?
)... Ron Jeremy/Snotty T-bag and Mighty Megan are talking about 'Love' 
... I haven't got my Klingon translator with me so as to be able to understand what Snotty T-bag is talking about so I fast forward...
...Gemma the Hutt is having a go at Creepy Chris about waking her up and I see signs of him rebelling against her!... hahahaha!... if he snaps he may end up being 'the mouse that roared!'... lol!... brace yourself here folks!... Tiff-any-one is now in the Diary Room telling Big Brother... "ah am soooo attracted to... DARREN!"... yes!... that's what I said... DARREN!!!!... (I had to play that back 3 times to make sure that she said the word 'Darren'... and yes she did!.... I NEVER saw that coming!)... colour me agog!... ha!... if only he knew!!!... lol!...
...Gemma the Hutt wants a man to 'look after her' financially... it's hard to imagine any man that would want to look after her with all of her shit behaviour in the house... unfortunately for her she is only showing her horrible side to the world... I feel sorry for her... everybody deserves to be loved regardless of who they are... she even says herself that she has no chance at all... she doesn't see it... maybe your dream could happen if you show your nice pleasant side for the rest of the season for a change girl... (if you have one that is?)... like I said... everybody deserves to be loved my dear!...
...ha!... Angry Angie has gone for good this time!... bye girl!... you were so much fun for me personally to watch... shame really... "GET JOHN OUT!... GET JOHN OUT!... GET JOHN OUT!... are the endless chants... (it's not looking good crimmy)... surely he won't be going?... 'Kristina is she still in the house?' is soooooo much boring compared to King John!... (it's a travesty if he is outed even though I hate the man!)... I just had a thought... what if Daniella goes?... I haven't even given a thought of it being her or Tiff-any-one!... 
... here we go... it's... it's... it's... ha!... it's 'KRISTINA IS OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!!!'... (I've so been dying to say that line )... I've gone a such long way of building up for that piss poor gag lol!... 
... oh well!... you don't win them all eh?...
...she has her exit view... she says something... they show her 'highlights' tape (the whole 3 seconds of it I imagine... I'm watching this in 'fast forward mode')... end of show... now for BOTS... cheers.
