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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016
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You SO do!!!
It is quite simply AWESOME!!!
So different to ours.
Smoking, cunting, booing and excessive drinking is all encouraged.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
"If you wanna be cheap - get me Uber... I don't give a a shit!!"
That seems to have been the highlight of the show.
Oh and then there is the minor incident of the alpha-male crying. Here are the rules:
The alpha-male doesn't cry. If he does, the other little monkeys will chase him, catch him, beat and mutilate him and finally eat him.
Consequently the former alpha-male will be replaced by a pink Beached Whale Alpha with a bad accent and a huge ego.
So this is what happened. Everything pretty much clear cut... except, I can't quite figure out while all the other little boys and girls find it necessary to pay allegiance to the pink whale -- is it because of her designer sun-glasses she tends to don before each battle like Richard the Lionheart would his suit of armour?
...and by the way, the women in the house are all at cracking point and could break any moment and the guys are even worse. A bunch of pussies. Have we finally entered the first phase of "The End of Men"?
That seems to have been the highlight of the show.
Oh and then there is the minor incident of the alpha-male crying. Here are the rules:
The alpha-male doesn't cry. If he does, the other little monkeys will chase him, catch him, beat and mutilate him and finally eat him.
Consequently the former alpha-male will be replaced by a pink Beached Whale Alpha with a bad accent and a huge ego.
So this is what happened. Everything pretty much clear cut... except, I can't quite figure out while all the other little boys and girls find it necessary to pay allegiance to the pink whale -- is it because of her designer sun-glasses she tends to don before each battle like Richard the Lionheart would his suit of armour?
...and by the way, the women in the house are all at cracking point and could break any moment and the guys are even worse. A bunch of pussies. Have we finally entered the first phase of "The End of Men"?
Dystopia
Flying so high..
The horror... is there no end? Is there ANYBODY who can explain why the pink whale needed a designer vagina in the first place? Did she really think that would be a ticket for getting laid?
You don't need physical enhancements or dehancements if you wanna get laid Beached Whale, you need serious brain surgery, a different accent and a wardrobe without a trace of pink you old frump. Geez..
Needless to say @shaydee, you'll be paying for my therapy sessions - I am shaking...
The horror... is there no end? Is there ANYBODY who can explain why the pink whale needed a designer vagina in the first place? Did she really think that would be a ticket for getting laid?
You don't need physical enhancements or dehancements if you wanna get laid Beached Whale, you need serious brain surgery, a different accent and a wardrobe without a trace of pink you old frump. Geez..
Needless to say @shaydee, you'll be paying for my therapy sessions - I am shaking...
Bwhahahahahahaha you are a classic. She is simply awful.
Here comes Tiffanny. Girl has ridden out the storm and she is coming out of her shell.
She was hilarious tonight, first with the task and then "My pussy is out" Go Tiff.
I need Gemma gone. Fuck she is irritating, did you see her sitting there in the kitchen with the sunnies on telling Darren how disappointed she was in him. Who does she think she is, Marlon Brando in the Godfather. Nah I'm completely over her. Lies in bed all day, lumbers out for a Ciggy, back to bed, kitchen for a feed, ciggy and back to bed.
Interesting to see how this plays out now, David gone. I'm guessing Angie stays otherwise they would of showed it. BB probably told her you will be evicted so stay 1 more day. She is funny though.
She was hilarious tonight, first with the task and then "My pussy is out" Go Tiff.
I need Gemma gone. Fuck she is irritating, did you see her sitting there in the kitchen with the sunnies on telling Darren how disappointed she was in him. Who does she think she is, Marlon Brando in the Godfather. Nah I'm completely over her. Lies in bed all day, lumbers out for a Ciggy, back to bed, kitchen for a feed, ciggy and back to bed.
Interesting to see how this plays out now, David gone. I'm guessing Angie stays otherwise they would of showed it. BB probably told her you will be evicted so stay 1 more day. She is funny though.
...I'm finally home!... Big Brother Daily Show here I come!... I'll be back!... cheers.
Sleep deprivation ... Easy means of breaking the celebs
How many attempted breakouts before they do let Angie go ... Have we ever seen so any walkers before?
Btw is anyone missing the Kklingon?
Where was THIS version of Gemma when he was around? Too worried she might loose her "in" with the Kardboardians?! Wonder if he's forgotten her already ... If it takes a week to forget your bf what's the going rate for forgetting the likes of Gemma when you're famous in 180 countries around the world I wonder
How many attempted breakouts before they do let Angie go ... Have we ever seen so any walkers before?
Btw is anyone missing the Kklingon?
Where was THIS version of Gemma when he was around? Too worried she might loose her "in" with the Kardboardians?! Wonder if he's forgotten her already ... If it takes a week to forget your bf what's the going rate for forgetting the likes of Gemma when you're famous in 180 countries around the world I wonder
...Today's Show:... oh gawd!... it looks like David Ghost is going... King John's crying... and Angry Angie is leaving again too!... (this should be interesting to watch methinks!)... David's still 'poorly'... Gemma the Hutt's 'ghost'... (David Ghost must have popped his head in the room)... start the show off... 
... Snotty T is in the Diary Room speaking Klingon or whatever again... Gemma the Hutt is laying in bed and... (no really... she is I swear!)... and she's saying whatever with her usual 'sophisticated charm'... (I reckon Gemma the Hutt's arse must be so jealous of her mouth with all of the shit that comes out of it!)...
...now David Ghost is in the garden with Ron Jeremy secretly fantasizing about him banging him big time... I mean... he is imparting more of his 'wisdom' about what Stiff Fanny is up to... (like he's going to listen to him... now stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room receiving an official warning or whatever for saying that she wants to punch Gemma the Hutt in the face... big deal!... LET HER DO IT ALREADY!!!... jeez!...
...King John is crying now... and for quite a few reasons too... his mini empire has crumbled around him and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out/ Gemma the Hutt has finally broken him and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out/ they are perfectly per-orchestrated 'crocodile tears' to win the public back and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out and finally... HE'S A WUSS! and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out!... suck it all up King John... they're all wise to you regardless of what you do now old son!...
...Stiff Fanny re-enters the house... yeah I know... (whoop-di-fuckin' do eh?)... oh!... I see that King John's fake 'crocodile tears' performance has ended and that he is quick to pounce onto Stiff Fanny to offer his 'advice' on how to seek revenge on Gemma the Hutt!... wow!... colour me impressed King John!... what a bounce back!... amazing!...
... meanwhile Gemma the Hutt is asleep in her bed... (no seriously she is!... you don't believe me do you?)... now David Ghost is in the Diary Room babbling on about whatever?...
...Gemma the Hutt awakens from her sleep like an evil force that is about to envelope the whole world... Stiff Fanny pounces straight away... she rambles on and on and Gemma the Hutt just fobs her off with sheer contempt and doesn't bite lol!... (go away you little insect! are her thoughts about whatever Stiff Fanny is saying)... lol!... Angry Angie/Tiff-any-one and others are chatting about Stiff Fanny... they've obviously all had enough of her too... Stiff Fanny is talking to Mighty Megan and just keeps saying... "ah've fooked it oop!... ah've fooked it all oop!"... (yes Stiff Fanny... you have!)...
...oh my friggin' God!... 'Kristina is she still in the house?' is trying to teach Creepy Chris to dance!... lol!... (he is positive proof that God has a good sense of humour isn't he?)... Gemma the Hutt is talking to Tiff-any-one and Mighty Megan about King John as usual while King John is talking in the Diary Room... he's "drained"... he's crying again... (you've gotta get those sympathy votes mate... keep going...it just may save you
)...
...now Big Brother is giving Tiff-any-one 'a mission'...she has to spread false rumours to all of the housemates to win it... Tiff-any-one does her task...
... (I just hope for her sake that everyone has a good laugh at it when it's all revealed)... speaking of which... Big Brother is now announcing it... oh wow!... they all did!... 
... no tantrums?... no arguments?... no crying?... I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!...
...now Gemma the Hutt is in the Diary room blubbering her tits off..."dares nowhere to 'ave 5 minutes on yer own!" she cries... (um... the toilet perhaps?)... "aye down't appresheate personal comments!"... (you don't mind giving them out though do you?)... oh puhleeeeeeeze!... David ghost is spluttering and coughing away after his recent resurrection the other night...
...Gemma the Hutt is now brow-beating Dopey Darren in the kitchen... he cowers and whimpers to appease her
...
Stiff Fanny and Gemma the Hutt talk in the garden... she sweet talks Stiff Fanny and she buys it hook line and sinker...... Angry Angie is trying to get some sleep... ha!... (we better all hope that she does eh?... lol!)... Snotty T is bragging about how many 'wimmen ees slept wiv!"... **I get my Klingon translator out to see what he says**... I tap the machine a few times and it just can't translate what he says... I then realise that he must be talking Romulan and try again... still no result!... I try to figure it out myself and I THINK that he may have said 300 'wimmen'?... oh I don't know!... whatever!...
...David Ghost has risen from his coffin again and has managed to stagger into the Diary Room (watch that Gemma the Hutt doesn't see you David... we don't want another 'haunting' do we?)... that's 2 yanks that have walked... over to Angry Angie... will she walk next?... Angry Angie begins to lose it... she simmers away in her bed... out of the bedroom Tiff-any-one and Ron Jeremy are frolicking out in the garden... it looks like he has moved on and is now going to bone her instead... hmmmmm!... interesting!...
...whoa!
... here we go... Angry Angie is packing all of her stuff up!!!... 
... ha!.. she goes absolutely mental!... here is what transpired between her and Big Brother... it's epic!...
AA:... "you did it!... ooh!... you cracked me!... ooooooooh!... it was all gonna be just peachy until YOU decided the smart way to drive me crazy was to have another one of your PATHETIC parties where you inebriate these people with alcohol and I CAN'T SLEEP!... no!... it's OVER!"...
BB:... "Angie... if it's the lights that are the problem... Big Brother will get the lights switched off for you!"... (I'm sure that I could hear an underlying laugh within his voice with his 'tongue planted firmly in his cheek')... lol!
AA:... "OH REALLY?... we've only been asking for 3 hours!!!"... STOP IT NOW!... GET ME MY SHIT!... I am not staying here another minute!... GET ME OUTTA HERE NOW!"...
BB:... Angie... Big Brother does care for you very much and if you need to leave... things need to be put into place... Angie... as you can understand... it is in the middle of the night"...
AA:... I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!... you're just... you know... you're just pathetic Capitalist whores!... JUST GET ME RIGHT OUT OF HERE ... NOW!... GET ME MY SHIT! GET ME MY SHIT! GET ME MY SHIT!... don't make a big deal out of it... get me a car and let me be gone!... if you want to be cheap about it get me Uber... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!... get me my stuff!...
...
... that was epic!... go Angry Angie!!!!!... jeez!... these American housemates are dropping like flies!... those Brits sure know how to scare them off don't they?... that's the end of the show bet I bet she walks and is gone in tomorrows show... Big Brother will be shitting razor blades with all of their Americans leaving lol!... perhaps they will put Stiff Fanny's boyfriend on the outside into the house to make up the numbers possibly?... haha!... they have to do something and do it quick!... this could undo their complete game-plan for the show altogether!... I AM SO LOVING THIS!!!!... now for BOTS!... cheers.
... Snotty T is in the Diary Room speaking Klingon or whatever again... Gemma the Hutt is laying in bed and... (no really... she is I swear!)... and she's saying whatever with her usual 'sophisticated charm'... (I reckon Gemma the Hutt's arse must be so jealous of her mouth with all of the shit that comes out of it!)... ...now David Ghost is in the garden with Ron Jeremy secretly fantasizing about him banging him big time... I mean... he is imparting more of his 'wisdom' about what Stiff Fanny is up to... (like he's going to listen to him
... now stiff Fanny is in the Diary Room receiving an official warning or whatever for saying that she wants to punch Gemma the Hutt in the face... big deal!... LET HER DO IT ALREADY!!!... jeez!......King John is crying now... and for quite a few reasons too... his mini empire has crumbled around him and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out/ Gemma the Hutt has finally broken him and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out/ they are perfectly per-orchestrated 'crocodile tears' to win the public back and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out and finally... HE'S A WUSS! and he's hoping that by crying that the public won't vote him out!... suck it all up King John... they're all wise to you regardless of what you do now old son!...
...Stiff Fanny re-enters the house... yeah I know... (whoop-di-fuckin' do eh?)... oh!... I see that King John's fake 'crocodile tears' performance has ended and that he is quick to pounce onto Stiff Fanny to offer his 'advice' on how to seek revenge on Gemma the Hutt!... wow!... colour me impressed King John!... what a bounce back!... amazing!...
... meanwhile Gemma the Hutt is asleep in her bed... (no seriously she is!... you don't believe me do you?)... now David Ghost is in the Diary Room babbling on about whatever?... ...Gemma the Hutt awakens from her sleep like an evil force that is about to envelope the whole world... Stiff Fanny pounces straight away... she rambles on and on and Gemma the Hutt just fobs her off with sheer contempt and doesn't bite lol!... (go away you little insect! are her thoughts about whatever Stiff Fanny is saying)... lol!... Angry Angie/Tiff-any-one and others are chatting about Stiff Fanny... they've obviously all had enough of her too... Stiff Fanny is talking to Mighty Megan and just keeps saying... "ah've fooked it oop!... ah've fooked it all oop!"... (yes Stiff Fanny... you have!)...
...oh my friggin' God!... 'Kristina is she still in the house?' is trying to teach Creepy Chris to dance!... lol!... (he is positive proof that God has a good sense of humour isn't he?)... Gemma the Hutt is talking to Tiff-any-one and Mighty Megan about King John as usual while King John is talking in the Diary Room... he's "drained"... he's crying again... (you've gotta get those sympathy votes mate... keep going...it just may save you
)... ...now Big Brother is giving Tiff-any-one 'a mission'...she has to spread false rumours to all of the housemates to win it... Tiff-any-one does her task...
... (I just hope for her sake that everyone has a good laugh at it when it's all revealed)... speaking of which... Big Brother is now announcing it... oh wow!... they all did!... ... no tantrums?... no arguments?... no crying?... I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!......now Gemma the Hutt is in the Diary room blubbering her tits off..."dares nowhere to 'ave 5 minutes on yer own!" she cries... (um... the toilet perhaps?)... "aye down't appresheate personal comments!"... (you don't mind giving them out though do you?)... oh puhleeeeeeeze!... David ghost is spluttering and coughing away after his recent resurrection the other night...
...Gemma the Hutt is now brow-beating Dopey Darren in the kitchen... he cowers and whimpers to appease her
... Stiff Fanny and Gemma the Hutt talk in the garden... she sweet talks Stiff Fanny and she buys it hook line and sinker...
... Angry Angie is trying to get some sleep... ha!... (we better all hope that she does eh?... lol!)... Snotty T is bragging about how many 'wimmen ees slept wiv!"... **I get my Klingon translator out to see what he says**... I tap the machine a few times and it just can't translate what he says... I then realise that he must be talking Romulan and try again... still no result!... I try to figure it out myself and I THINK that he may have said 300 'wimmen'?... oh I don't know!... whatever!... ...David Ghost has risen from his coffin again and has managed to stagger into the Diary Room (watch that Gemma the Hutt doesn't see you David... we don't want another 'haunting' do we?)... that's 2 yanks that have walked... over to Angry Angie... will she walk next?... Angry Angie begins to lose it... she simmers away in her bed... out of the bedroom Tiff-any-one and Ron Jeremy are frolicking out in the garden... it looks like he has moved on and is now going to bone her instead... hmmmmm!... interesting!...
...whoa!
... here we go... Angry Angie is packing all of her stuff up!!!... ... ha!.. she goes absolutely mental!... here is what transpired between her and Big Brother... it's epic!...AA:... "you did it!... ooh!... you cracked me!... ooooooooh!... it was all gonna be just peachy until YOU decided the smart way to drive me crazy was to have another one of your PATHETIC parties where you inebriate these people with alcohol and I CAN'T SLEEP!... no!... it's OVER!"...
BB:... "Angie... if it's the lights that are the problem... Big Brother will get the lights switched off for you!"... (I'm sure that I could hear an underlying laugh within his voice with his 'tongue planted firmly in his cheek')... lol!
AA:... "OH REALLY?... we've only been asking for 3 hours!!!"... STOP IT NOW!... GET ME MY SHIT!... I am not staying here another minute!... GET ME OUTTA HERE NOW!"...
BB:... Angie... Big Brother does care for you very much and if you need to leave... things need to be put into place... Angie... as you can understand... it is in the middle of the night"...
AA:... I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!... you're just... you know... you're just pathetic Capitalist whores!... JUST GET ME RIGHT OUT OF HERE ... NOW!... GET ME MY SHIT! GET ME MY SHIT! GET ME MY SHIT!... don't make a big deal out of it... get me a car and let me be gone!... if you want to be cheap about it get me Uber... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!... get me my stuff!...
...
... that was epic!... go Angry Angie!!!!!... jeez!... these American housemates are dropping like flies!... those Brits sure know how to scare them off don't they?... that's the end of the show bet I bet she walks and is gone in tomorrows show... Big Brother will be shitting razor blades with all of their Americans leaving lol!... perhaps they will put Stiff Fanny's boyfriend on the outside into the house to make up the numbers possibly?... haha!... they have to do something and do it quick!... this could undo their complete game-plan for the show altogether!... I AM SO LOVING THIS!!!!... now for BOTS!... cheers.
...BOTS:... haha!... Rylan pretends that he is Gemma the Hutt's 'ghost' lol!... Rylan presents Nancy dell Olive Oil/Eamonn Holmes and his wife Ruth Langsford... they're talking about Gemma the Hutt and Aemonn makes a comment that her sunnies are from 1976 during Elvis's "Aloha from Hawaii" periods lol!... Annabelle Knight the resident 'sexologist' is coming on later apparently...
...they show Nancy's exit etc... man!... she's sexy!... **Sticky looks over shoulder to make sure his beloved gorgeous wife is still asleep in bed**... the 'sexologist' comes on... she's definitely 'The Minister For Stating The Fucking Obvious'... isn't she?... everything that she said really meant sweet FA didn't it?...... she didn't say ONE THING that had any relevance to the whole state of affairs in the house that we already don't know of... what a waste of airtime... I hope that they never have her on again 
...
Mighty Megan is so much prettier than Stiff Fanny in my opinion...
...NEWS:... is on now and they show Ron Jeremy farting... (wow!... that validates that Photoshop that I did in my previous post doesn't it!... I must've had some sort of premonition or something!)... lol!... Dopey Darren discusses the 'love puff' in intimate detail 
... they show King John and 'Kristina is she still in the house?'... 'dissing' Gemma the Hutt... (yes we get it Rylan... you want Gemma the Hutt to remain in the house... we get it!)... they show Big Brother telling all the housemates that David Ghost 'has gone'... they all instantly scream and cry and accuse Angry Angie again... bewildered... Angie stands up and rams her high heel into Tiff-any-one's left eye socket and screams out "GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BIG BROTHER YOU PATHETIC CAPITALIST WHORE!"... while kneeing Creepy Chris in the love spuds and telling him to "grow some you sappy little flea-bag!"... okay!... okay!... OKAY!!!!... I made that bit up I confess but I would've paid ten trillion dollars to actually see that happen though!...
...Creepy Chris tries to steal the moment by severely over-acting the "oh my God!" trump card... strangely enough... they all totally ignore his performance completely lol!... Snotty T goes for the titty grope with Mighty Megan... why do they think that would be worthy of a viewing has me scratching my head I can tell you... they show Stiff fanny and Ron Jeremy 'frolicking' around the house and the audience 'ewwwwing' like idiots for some reason... yup!... woteva!...
...here we go... Mr and Mrs on the panel have their own segment now... a 'relatives phone-in' section... (wow!... yet another original segment again... NOT!)... Daniella's 19 year old son is on the phone... why do they do this shit?... no matter WHO they get on or whatever relative they get on... they all same the same old shit of why they shouldn't be evicted... I so hate them doing this!... now King John's husband 'Jon' is doing the same thing... FFS!... same old boring thing each bloody time!... now 'they are talking to 'Kristina is she still in the house?' 's best friend 'Rex'... (no... not a dog barking into the phone)... saying the same thing... oh wait!... Tiff-any-one has her best friend coming on now... it's 'Frenchy'!... who was that big-lipped (on her face! ) Porn Star that was on the show herself one year!... this should be fun surely?... nah!... same old shit... moving on...
...what a shit BOTS show tonight so far... will it get better?... Rylan asks the panel... "who will go?"... Mr and Mrs say 'Kristina is she still in the house?' should go... Nancy dell Olive Oil says the same... that ends up being the general consensus... although Aemonn believes that King John will probably go...
...when asked by Rylan who they "wanted to be leaving tomorrow"... Nancy dell Olive Oil says "John"... Mr and Mrs say "Kristina is she still in the house?"... 90% of the audience say "Kristina is she still in the house?"... end of show... this show was such shit tonight... so disappointed... and it definitely didn't get any better!... cheers.
...they show Nancy's exit etc... man!... she's sexy!... **Sticky looks over shoulder to make sure his beloved gorgeous wife is still asleep in bed**... the 'sexologist' comes on... she's definitely 'The Minister For Stating The Fucking Obvious'... isn't she?... everything that she said really meant sweet FA didn't it?...
... she didn't say ONE THING that had any relevance to the whole state of affairs in the house that we already don't know of... what a waste of airtime... I hope that they never have her on again ...Mighty Megan is so much prettier than Stiff Fanny in my opinion...
...NEWS:... is on now and they show Ron Jeremy farting... (wow!
... that validates that Photoshop that I did in my previous post doesn't it!... I must've had some sort of premonition or something!)... lol!... Dopey Darren discusses the 'love puff' in intimate detail ... they show King John and 'Kristina is she still in the house?'... 'dissing' Gemma the Hutt... (yes we get it Rylan... you want Gemma the Hutt to remain in the house... we get it!)... they show Big Brother telling all the housemates that David Ghost 'has gone'... they all instantly scream and cry and accuse Angry Angie again... bewildered... Angie stands up and rams her high heel into Tiff-any-one's left eye socket and screams out "GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BIG BROTHER YOU PATHETIC CAPITALIST WHORE!"... while kneeing Creepy Chris in the love spuds and telling him to "grow some you sappy little flea-bag!"... okay!... okay!... OKAY!!!!... I made that bit up I confess but I would've paid ten trillion dollars to actually see that happen though!... ...Creepy Chris tries to steal the moment by severely over-acting the "oh my God!" trump card... strangely enough... they all totally ignore his performance completely lol!... Snotty T goes for the titty grope with Mighty Megan... why do they think that would be worthy of a viewing has me scratching my head I can tell you
... they show Stiff fanny and Ron Jeremy 'frolicking' around the house and the audience 'ewwwwing' like idiots for some reason... yup!... woteva!... ...here we go... Mr and Mrs on the panel have their own segment now... a 'relatives phone-in' section... (wow!... yet another original segment again... NOT!)... Daniella's 19 year old son is on the phone... why do they do this shit?... no matter WHO they get on or whatever relative they get on... they all same the same old shit of why they shouldn't be evicted... I so hate them doing this!... now King John's husband 'Jon' is doing the same thing... FFS!... same old boring thing each bloody time!... now 'they are talking to 'Kristina is she still in the house?' 's best friend 'Rex'... (no... not a dog barking into the phone
)... saying the same thing... oh wait!... Tiff-any-one has her best friend coming on now... it's 'Frenchy'!... who was that big-lipped (on her face! ) Porn Star that was on the show herself one year!... this should be fun surely?... nah!... same old shit... moving on... ...what a shit BOTS show tonight so far... will it get better?... Rylan asks the panel... "who will go?"... Mr and Mrs say 'Kristina is she still in the house?' should go... Nancy dell Olive Oil says the same... that ends up being the general consensus... although Aemonn believes that King John will probably go...
...when asked by Rylan who they "wanted to be leaving tomorrow"... Nancy dell Olive Oil says "John"... Mr and Mrs say "Kristina is she still in the house?"... 90% of the audience say "Kristina is she still in the house?"... end of show... this show was such shit tonight... so disappointed... and it definitely didn't get any better!... cheers.
shaydee
Turn it up!
The horror... is there no end? Is there ANYBODY who can explain why the pink whale needed a designer vagina in the first place? Did she really think that would be a ticket for getting laid?
You don't need physical enhancements or dehancements if you wanna get laid Beached Whale, you need serious brain surgery, a different accent and a wardrobe without a trace of pink you old frump. Geez..
Needless to say @shaydee, you'll be paying for my therapy sessions - I am shaking...
haha.. thought you'd like that.
Oh that's sad, seems GarryBB's eps have been shut down on Youtube, but not to worry, there are still means of watching.
Nooooooooooo.
The bastards, right in the middle of the season. What do we do???
