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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

So what's going on folks? Has no one watched the daily show or Bots yet so we can have an opinion of someone and all agree?

If we keep disagreeing all the time the forum is going to fizzle out and die - can nobody actually see this?

Ok then, I'll start: Regarding the pink beached whale's pregnancy... someone suggested one has to have sex in order to become pregnant. Right or wrong?

Let the debate begin :couch:

Well not really. Turkey basters could be another way. Wasn't there something going around on twitter about a condom wrapper on either Jezza's or Scotty T's bed the other night?

This could be the first 'conceived in the house' baby.

RylanD and Emma will be god parents.

See how well this is all working out! :D
 
I think I enjoyed that panel the most of any BBOTS panel so far this season ... I was prepared for the guy who is the GCs friend to be painful but he wasn't there blindly defending her so I enjoyed his input ...when I can get past the accent ... I really love all the different UK accents ...

I don't know these people on panels from Adam and their names go in one ear and out the other ... They bounced off each other really well tonight but once again Angie showed she is not quick-witted when put on the spot - and that never ending story where we thought we were going to hear something juice ... Lol

John is no longer public enemy number one (yay!) ... But for the life of me I still can't see the appeal of Darren .... He seems so mopey and sullen most of the time ... I think we need him front and centre of a task to bring out the entertainer and maybe I will appreciate him more.

I want to see Daniella go off at Gemma ... I'd like to see how Gemma reacts when someone gets up in her face angry at her

I think Tiffany may be leaving tonight/tomorrow ... I don't think the voting public will spend their money to save her ... She hasn't been interesting enough to suck them in
If it is her then we should start wondering if the tasks are a jinx though ... Kriistina ... Tango lessons .... Tiffany ... Wild life show ....

I REALLY hope Tiff doesn't go. There is so much more of her to see. If the audience/panel on BOTS is anything to go by, i'm thinking Stiff Fanny is gonna go.
 
Well not really. Turkey basters could be another way. Wasn't there something going around on twitter about a condom wrapper on either Jezza's or Scotty T's bed the other night?

This could be the first 'conceived in the house' baby.

RylanD and Emma will be god parents.

See how well this is all working out! :D

I just hope BB replaces the turkey baster with a new one. Sunday roast chicken.. that might not be chicken gravy.. if you know what I mean *nudge nudge*

OK OK I just totally grossed myself out. I took it one step too far. Bad shaydee.

Sorry.
 
I just hope BB replaces the turkey baster with a new one. Sunday roast chicken.. that might not be chicken gravy.. if you know what I mean *nudge nudge*

OK OK I just totally grossed myself out. I took it one step too far. Bad shaydee.

Sorry.
Lol now Dys will be having nightmares ... We might have to get MrS to screen shot the blonde with big boobs in front row of BBBOTS audience tonight so that he can be soothed and talked down off the ledge ....
 
Salacious gossip from the UK's most factually correct newspaper.

Is it true? SAM HOW COULD YOU!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-following-CBB-star-s-cheating-backlash.html

WTF is with these eyebrows? WHY? I don't get it. Am I old? Have I turned into my Mum? "Oh the youth of today blah blah blah"

I do love a good eyebrow but that is too much.

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Gemma: "Oh my God! They've nicked my Dolce & Gabanna Smoking Pumps!
They're fuckin' expensive!!
THEY'VE GOT RHINESTONES ON 'EM!!"
BWAHAHAHA!!
Smoking Pumps?!?!?

Google just comes up with a metric ton of shoes from D & G... but my god they have made some ugly shoes.

More importantly though, we never did find out if the smoking pumps were found. Talk about a cliff hanger......
 
Google just comes up with a metric ton of shoes from D & G... but my god they have made some ugly shoes.

More importantly though, we never did find out if the smoking pumps were found. Talk about a cliff hanger......

I Googled them also - I had to know what a Smoking Pump was. Just a shoe, apparently (and yes, an ugly one). And I also discovered that I don't know how to spell Gabbana (what a shock).

But yes, where were they?? They must have been found or we'd be watching bits of exploded Gemma sliding down the mirrors.
 
...Today's BOTS:... Rylan is dong a David Attenborough type of monologue in one of the camera runs lol!... he sits down in the audience with a woman with big jugs... **Sticky thinks they look real but...**... he announces that Angry Angie is on tonight... haha!... (this should be fun)... I liked her 'old biddy' rants and thought that she was so much fun to watch in the house... on the panel tonight are... Tina Malone/Vickki Stone and Bobby Norris... yeah I know... who?... who? and who?... first up they show Gemma the Hutt in the Diary Room telling Big Brother that he is paying for new hair extensions for her...

...he goes to Bobby (who is her BFF outside the house apparently)... he says that her 'big bouncy hair means everything to her as he would obviously say... (even we all know that)... then to Tina... she goes right to her jugular vein and says that 'instead of getting hair extensions that she should consider 'gastric banding'!... :eek::eek::eek:... OUCH!... and also that... 'she's looking depressed because somebody must have locked the fridge!'... DOUBLE OUCH!...:jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:... she also says a lot more lol!... a LOT more!... she does say though that she's rude and ignorant and also picks on the younger and more vulnerable housemates... (so true)...

...Vikki's on next... she babbles on about her hair... Tina comes on talking about Creepy Chris who is a friend of hers and she says that she is so disappointed in him because he's been backing down to her all the time and then starts back on Gemma the Hutt... then Vikki chimes in with... "didn't he 'bronze her flaps'?"... :wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:... Rylan goes to the audience... (I always hate this bit usually)... the woman with the big boobies says something but I wasn't listening for some reason :confused:... an audience member with a bow-tie and pink braces says something too... he milks his 15 minutes of fame to the nth degree... moving on... Rylan does a 'babies' sketch which was a little funny...

...it looks like Stiff Fanny is having a go at Gemma the Hutt about giving Creepy Chris a right royal dressing down... (that will be interesting to see what the outcome of that will be tomorrow... AND I'M GOING TO MISS IT!!!...:bawling::bawling::bawling:... Gemma the Hutt soooo reminds me of the woman that used to live opposite our flat in London the way that she talks and the way that she argues and breaks peoples sentences down with repetitious words over and over again to brow-beat people down and shut them up... she never looked like her though... (that's probably the most likely reason that I hate her so much?)... my mum always won every argument against her though because she was like a Scottish Terrier with a fire cracker on fire sticking out of her arse when in full 'argument mode' lol!...I never saw her ever lose an argument!... especially with my dad!... lol!...

...Bobby defends her with such a good way of dealing with it... he jokes all the way through it with "we all know how she's grieving for Jonathan and her free ticket to see 'KK' etc"... but he does says that "at least she does have the balls to say that she doesn't like this or that to their faces"... that's so true in my books... (I've got to admire her for that at least)... Rylan asks Tina whether she thinks that Creepy Chris is beginning to grow a pair of balls now by standing up to her?... wow!... an amazing detailed response indeed!... lol!... (she really doesn't like her does she?)...

...Angry Angie swoons down the stairs and sits down on the sofa... she says that all she has done is sleep for the last 2 days lol!... Rylan says... "Passport! Phone! Car!"... Angie always speaks as if she's been gargling gravel to me lol!... they show some of her 'highlights'... hahaha!... "suck my big one!"... fabulous!... he asked her about having told Tiff-any-one about 'David's death'... her reply was brilliant!... lol!... funny as!... it's sad that she's out as far as I'm concerned... she wants either Snotty T-bag or Dopey Darren to win it... I loved her interview...she'll be joining the panel next...

...The News:... they show this below...

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...not a happy pair of Vegemites at all are they?... "totes awks sitch"... totally awkward situation... (god bless that 'Urban Dictionary;))... what the hell?... Mighty Megan and that thong! :wideyed:... Snotty T-bag looks casually totally impressed!... they begin 'snoggin'... come back to Rylan and he says... "oh!... so THAT'S what a woman looks like!"... lol!... funny as!...

...WHAT THE FUCK????.. >>> Gemma is PREGNANT?<<<... my God!... what this woman will say to get out of the tasks eh?... that's what she'll say to become waited hand and foot on... to get out of every task that will be handed to them etc... **pregnancy kit to the Diary Room please!**... it's funny that she says that after her "I FUCKIN' HAYTE TARSKS!!!"... outburst in the Diary Room earlier isn't it?... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:... how she 'knows' that she is pregnant really is staggering...

...David and Justin are on with 'Mantub'... it was reasonably humorous... they really are good mates aren't they?... they go to the panel to talk about Stiff Fanny and Ron Jeremy... Vikki says that she looked like a really needy 'rescue dog' cowering down in that blanket and the way that she chased after him outside the Diary Room... lol!... she says that the relationship is definitely over... Bobby speaks next and OUCH!... he didn't hold back did he?... Tina is next and says so much that I can't tell you what she said!... lol!... he then asks Angie... she says that she has 'inside information' that she can't use... they all press her for the info... she drags it right out lol!... in the end I'm none the wiser as to whatever it was that had happened?... :confused::confused::confused::confused:... they show them finally talking and she's crying her eyes out and they end up cuddling yet again! :rolleyes:... (will that boy ever know?)...

...they all have their final say on who should stay or go... some great reasons from them... they all want SuperJohn to stay in so it looks like he's back in the good books yet again... (haha!... yes I can hear you 'woohooing' crimmy!... I can hear you!)... lol!... they did a poll on "who would you miss if they go"... SuperJohn came in at 18%... Tiff-any-one at 19% and Gemma the Hutt at 20%... well there you go!...

... Angie refuses to say who should go... Vikki says Stiff Fanny should go... Bobby says Stiff Fanny and Tina says she hopes that Gemma the Hutt goes but it will be Stiff Fanny too... most of the audience that were asked said Stiff Fanny too!... well I hope for her sake that Sam Reece is waiting for her out there on her exit or... well... what can I say?... I totally loved this show tonight and I wish that they would have panelists like this on all of the time... what a fiery bunch they were lol!... anyhow I'll probably be posting on Sunday night in regards to my recaps for what they're worth... have fun watching the shows tomorrow... :frown::bawling::sorry: cheers.
 
Google just comes up with a metric ton of shoes from D & G... but my god they have made some ugly shoes.

More importantly though, we never did find out if the smoking pumps were found. Talk about a cliff hanger......

...^^^^... that is so funny funny funny!...

I Googled them also - I had to know what a Smoking Pump was. Just a shoe, apparently (and yes, an ugly one). And I also discovered that I don't know how to spell Gabbana (what a shock).

But yes, where were they?? They must have been found or we'd be watching bits of exploded Gemma sliding down the mirrors.

...^^^^... that is so fuckin' funny funny funny!... thanks for the laugh guys!... cheers.
 
I just thought how much you would enjoy little tiny GC's coming into the world.

Awww. So cute with their widdle cheeks!

Now those widdle cheeks were uncalled for... had to look it up, however, being the pragmatist, I am more concerned with the surplus of blubber during the lean times than widdle waddle and imaginary amorous activities. Oh god no, the horror.
 
...oh my god Trala!... just scroll back and see how big your post was!... lol!... is that a record?...



...no... my point was about what her behaviour has most likely been doing to Sam Reece...



...it does when you are throwing it at me with what seems to be such 'anger' towards me... (that's how it's coming across to me at least... please correct me if I'm wrong ... I'm sure that you will :tongue:)... I'm used to watching you shred people alive in the other forums until you 'win' the point... I never embroil myself so deeply into these type of debates because I'm not arsed to do it... hence the reason that I stay out of them in the other forums... so maybe I'm just 'wussing out'... I don't know?...




...what the hell do my grand daughters really have to do with this debate Trala?... I would say the same thing about Angie Bowie if she was doing the same thing with David Gest behind her husband's back so who cares if she is a mere 22 years of age?... (damn I just had that image flash in my head! :wideyed:... that's one Photoshop that I definitely won't do!)...




...of course we have different views... that's what forums are all about... Trala what I wrote about her may not be 'fun' reading for you but they are my views and opinions of her no matter how outdated they may be but they are still my views on her... I'm still going to air them when she shit's me regardless... but seriously... if I was only going to post 'politically correct' posts so as not to offend say gays/blacks/trollops/egotistic/lazy people for instance then I may as well leave this thread forever... every single time that we say anything about people on this particular thread we are most likely hurting peoples feelings regardless no doubt... that can't be helped... it happens!... if I offend anyone (including your sweet self) then sorry about that but I will still write whatever I want regardless...




...Trala... we've already covered this over and over again and I'm arsed if I'm going to get into an endless loop saying the same thing... I've said my reasons... I'm not going to repeat it again...



...I have no problem with being held accountable for my own words... when I write them I write them because that's how I feel... if I upset somebody with those words then that's a shame... but again... that is my opinion and I won't backtrack if I'm in the wrong for saying it because that's how I still felt at the time... because someone becomes 'offended' by it is not really my problem... I may think twice when I go to write something like that in the future but knowing me... it won't make any difference whatsoever... if that's what I feel... then that's what I'll write...




...as they say... you just have to learn the hard way sometimes eh?...



...and I still value your opinions as I always have...



...a couple of things here... I'm always prepared to justify my views and also to explain them if required... you've told me on quite a number of occasions that what you found what I said about her to be 'disgusting'... I get it okay?... so you find them 'disgusting'?... so be it!... I can't help that but I have patiently explained myself as much as I possibly intend to and if you are still 'disgusted' fine!... I'll live with that knowledge... all is good in the world again!... :)...




...:rolleyes:... is there ever an end to that broken record Trala?... I should make a bet with myself before I look on just how many times that you have said that exact same line over and over and over again... so she's 22 years old... and?...



...I have used that Urban Dictionary for years to understand just what the hell all of my Grandkids are talking about and it scares the shit out of them when I understand whatever they are talking about :wink::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:... just like 'Google'... 'Urban Dictionary' is your friend Trala!... :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::laugh:...




...yeah I know but I was just joshing with you!:smuggrin::smug::laugh::kiss::tongue:... Trala... please... PLEASE!... PLEASE!... don't make your next post so long... you know... like a whole page or something because I'm growing older every minute and may die by the time I've chopped your response into tiny mini-quotes to make my point and have made a response and then edited it about 30 times over and re-read it about 10 times over to make sure that it's right before I post it?... besides... I haven't seen BOTS yet because I've had to write this response... it's killing me!... it's bad enough that I'm going to miss the next two days shows as it is!... :eek::eek::eek:... so please!... make it short lol!... it's always good to talk with you my sweet dear Trala... cheers.:)
You end your bible length essay begging me to keep my response short?

Seriously?

You are the one who needs to scroll back as it is you who keeps responding with an absolute fucking wall of words, and behaving in an overly dramatic fashion, not me. I merely addressed he points you made.

Short enough for you?
 
sad fact is that in your 'regular sometimes not quite up to date with modern thinking' dictionaries men are still getting a pat on the back for being a super stud but females get stuck with negative labels ... Sex as a recreational sport even today remains more acceptable for males than females ... Do they say guys do the walk of shame for instance?

I get where you are coming from ... I do

However I'm used to MrS venting ... This thread is rather unique in this forum I think ... We all have a good rant here ... We have our favs and can get quite one eyed about it ... Although some of us < cough ME cough> are open to reason and can change our minds over the course of the show ( so I was totally wrong about Marc last year ... I get it already!!! ) :tongue:.. It's always pretty good natured ... The venting gets our frustrations out there in here where there is no harm, no foul ... Totally different story if we were doing it on their social media accounts

It's great you and MrS can argue your points of view here ... I see both views and both have their merits

I guess the sticking point for me is the lack of true consideration for her bf... She happily trots him out when she needs to try to stop people talking about her and Jeremy .... She'll berate others for bringing up the subject because it will harm her relationship outside the house .. And lay on the tears ... But I don't feel there is true remorse ... Does she think she's living in a bubble and we don't see what's going on

Meanwhile ....

I've seen people saying on social media it's not cheating if there's no tongue and no sex ... What a load of bollocks!!!

I have never understood the vitriol that gets aimed at housemates, and that side of the forums has always troubled me. I just don't get how you can hate a stranger on the level we see in these forums. If I give a member here a spray I am a BULLY, and yet if that person targets and sprays a voiceless housemate, that is deemed okay. I have never understood it.

As far as Stephanie goes, I am not for a minute saying she is not making a mess of her nest. I am merely saying that responding to the lust and confusion that is filling her at the moment doesn't make her a trollop, and nor should she be hated by strangers for it. It just makes her a girl who is going to be faced with a mega mess of her own doing once she leaves the house. She is obviously down, why do we as faceless forum members find the need to kick and abuse her for entertainment?

Oh and to address your last comment. You don't get to decide what I constitute as cheating, just like I don't get to decide what you constitute as cheating. I personally wouldn't class a drunken tongue kiss, inappropriate conversation or some fondling as cheating. The beauty of being in a relationship, I get to make my own rules when it comes to my happiness and my relationship.
 
Gemma: "Oh my God! They've nicked my Dolce & Gabanna Smoking Pumps!
They're fuckin' expensive!!
THEY'VE GOT RHINESTONES ON 'EM!!"
BWAHAHAHA!!
Smoking Pumps?!?!?
I lolled!

I love the flavour she brings to the house.
 
I have never understood the vitriol that gets aimed at housemates, and that side of the forums has always troubled me. I just don't get how you can hate a stranger on the level we see in these forums. If I give a member here a spray I am a BULLY, and yet if that person targets and sprays a voiceless housemate, that is deemed okay. I have never understood it.

As far as Stephanie goes, I am not for a minute saying she is not making a mess of her nest. I am merely saying that responding to the lust and confusion that is filling her at the moment doesn't make her a trollop, and nor should she be hated by strangers for it. It just makes her a girl who is going to be faced with a mega mess of her own doing once she leaves the house. She is obviously down, why do we as faceless forum members find the need to kick and abuse her for entertainment?

Oh and to address your last comment. You don't get to decide what I constitute as cheating, just like I don't get to decide what you constitute as cheating. I personally wouldn't class a drunken tongue kiss, inappropriate conversation or some fondling as cheating. The beauty of being in a relationship, I get to make my own rules when it comes to my happiness and my relationship.
I don't get into the hate really ... Frustration yes ... Disbelief definitely ... I've stayed out of the fan threads and stuck to daily show threads and OT thread ... I hust don't have enough negative energy to expend on strangers in a to show except probably here to get a raise out of the regulars when I think John is the goods and not Gemma ... Let's face it mumbly mouth ScottyT will probably win this in the end anyway

My last question wasn't aimed to you but to everyone ... To try to get another thread of conversation started ... I'm not sure quite how I'd handle it if I saw my partner of 30 years fondling ... Wait yes I am ... I'd rip him a new one ... Whether I'd show him the door or not is the big question ... The trust thing would be seriously fkd over ...

Anyhooooo ... When I vent in here about hating someone ... It's about what I've just witnessed in the show ... By the time next show rolls around I'm still willing to have my mind changed ... I may even turn on John by the end of this ... Highly doubtful because unlike the odious Marc from last year he DOES have several shreds of decency and a good heart in there .... That he's seriously cute in his eviction suit and Clark Kent glasses doesn't hurt a bit ;)

Time to get up and about before going to donate my regular fortune to hairdressers retirement fund ... If he tells me again about investment property back in Spain I will seriously have to work on eyeballs NOT getting stuck in back of my sockets .. He may be secretly related to he who will NOT be mentioned in this thread in case he fears his shitty head ;)
 
Watching Megan in the DR last night loosing her shit about other people touching her shit and not cleaning up their own shit and not wearing her shit ... Made me envious. I thought I would actually love to have a DR where I could just go in and scream my head off about whatever was eating at me... Let it rip ...absolutely let it rip! Get it out there ... No harm, no foul to anyone else and then have some super calm voice ask Anything else? And then I could calmly go about my business ... Maybe I should ask the boss about soundproofing the storeroom?! lol
 
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