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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

crimmy said:
Meanwhile ....

I've seen people saying on social media it's not cheating if there's no tongue and no sex ... What a load of bollocks!!!
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Define cheating, love, being in love, falling in love, trust, respect, infatuation and a plethora of other terms and you'll find that the meanings change from culture to culture, tradition to tradition, religion to religion and time to time and you'd have me confine my definition to Social Media??
No, thank you.

All I can say is: Get with the times.
 
i thought Johns chat with Steph was merely him trying to give her some very sensible advice ... To remember her goals coming in there and not let the other stuff get in the way of that ... A bit late I think but still it was good advice
I think people mistake John (who has the older more experienced celeb role in the house along with Darren and Daniella but without the history with drugs and alcohol to live down ) trying to give advice to someone younger who seems hell bent on screwing up her career and life as something he's doing with ulterior motives ... But I still think he has good intentions
He also wasn't doing it in front of the others but taking time with her when she was off by herself
No doubt some will interpret that as him trying to get airtime but I don't think he is

Was surprised to hear Megan say she and John had been singing some show tunes together ... Wish we could get to see a bit more of thecelebs with talents actually strutting their stuff ... Maybe it's because of royalty issues ... But seems a shame ...but again something that could have shown the 2 of them in a better light isn't aired ...

Megan had the best eviction reception so far
 
crimmy said:
(Taking Dys aside for a quiet birds and bees chat)

<cue the twittering birds audio from live show to shelter other more innocent ears>

...... And so now you know ... And just remember what crimmy told you ... If you can't be good ... Be good at it ;)






Ok so that's Dys sorted ... I've given him a few pamphlets with scarey pictures to read so he's guaranteed to still be a virgin when he's 70 :tongue: and the look on his face when I showed him that turkey baster :confused::woot::roflmao: who knew he could run that fast?!?! :)
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I haven't got a clue what you're talking about and that's what I majored in
 
Dystopia said:
"A wee crush on Stephanie"? Haven't you read the classics? Makes me wonder what kind of school you went to... a finishing school it was not. Well, maybe in another lifetime.

So you think the audience have a pack mentality - you should be credited for this, a proper epiphany. The question now of course is how long it will take you to deduce that not only the audience but also your fan boys in the forum have a pack mentality?
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I don't have fanboys in the forum doofus

Wee as in 'small, little, itsy bitsy teenie weenie' ... Blame my Scottish heritage
Trust you to drag it down to the gutter

Yes I've read the classics ... Thanks to a great public school education which I have no issue with and had no need of a finishing school as my parents did a wonderful job raising their daughters :tongue:

But thank you very much for your heartfelt concern:thumbsup:

As for Stephanie being criticised ... Once more I'll state MY concern is she doesn't give 2 hoots for the feelings of either male ... She is only concerned with her own never-ending need for affection and constant attention ... Will cry her crocodile tears in the DR ... Openly state she wants to marry the bf outside the house then immediately do a 18o and be demanding once again attention for Jeremy and telling him she loves him

Her use of the word love devalues it imo

I can fully understand how Megan reached the point of being sick and tired of the whole boring mess ... I think just about every other houseguest has tried to wake her up to the fact she's doing a great job of destroying herself in there ... She just does not want to hear it

She seems to be a very needy insecure immature person who probably doesnt feel happy unless she has a boyfriend to define herself ... Until she can see she is whole without a boyfriend in tow I can't see her being happy ... For a 22 year old she has a lot of growing up to do
 
Dystopia said:
Now you're telling ME to get with it huh?

Somehow I'm getting the feeling you're still subscribing to the Murdoch press -- let me assure you, those days are well and truly over.

Now last year in the 'normal' BBUK Show there was an Irish lass who spoke about polyamory or whatever the thing was rightly or wrongly spelled, but that aside, the meaning was clear for those who didn't let themselves get caught up in which way was the right spelling and thus missed the point like some people obviously did.

So before you get all excited and confused... I do NOT subscribe to the Californian interpretation of polyamory because it is confusing and distorted at best.

...and to put it as gently as I possibly can to you... I do not need your 'enlightened' newly discovered affairs of modern sexual practices from you... if anything, I could show you a thing or two.
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Yes Jade professed to be polyamorous - happy to have multiple partners ... The distinction being so obvious I would have thought even you would get it
She was open and up front about it ... Her partners were not being deceived

If you are trying to make the point that Stephanie is polyamorous like Jade you are shooting arrows into the ground ... Stephanie is sending out mixed messages to Jeremy and he is thinking they might have a future outside the realms of the CBB house ... Poor misguided fool that he is ... But it's not him being delusional ... It's Stephanie misleading him for her own selfish needs to be assuaged
 
shaydee said:
I just hope BB replaces the turkey baster with a new one. Sunday roast chicken.. that might not be chicken gravy.. if you know what I mean *nudge nudge*

OK OK I just totally grossed myself out. I took it one step too far. Bad shaydee.

Sorry.
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I have no idea what a turkey baster is - food perhaps with bones inside? Will it fit in a pressure cooker?
 
crimmy said:
Lol now Dys will be having nightmares ... We might have to get MrS to screen shot the blonde with big boobs in front row of BBBOTS audience tonight so that he can be soothed and talked down off the ledge ....
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FYI crummpy it takes more than turkey basted or not basted to cause me sleepless nights. I have eaten raw tripe rejected by starving street mutts so I fail to see what your hysteria over perfectly edible victuals is all about. As for big breasted blondes ... your clawing at straws obviously.

I suggest you rethink your strategy.
 
shaydee said:
Salacious gossip from the UK's most factually correct newspaper.

Is it true? SAM HOW COULD YOU!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...s-following-CBB-star-s-cheating-backlash.html
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It must be a lie. I could't read it all, to many complicated words in that article and I don't have a dictionary. And it must obviously be a lie because Stephanie is the despicable trollop that causes all the heartache in the great nation of GB. Lies, lies, lies... I wouldn't pay it any mind.
 
shaydee said:
I think what she said about not having as big a fan base as the others, had everything to do with it unfortunately. Shame. I think Megs had a few more mega rants to give us.
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Absolutely. Compare to dying Darren, dour Danniela, Beached Whale Gemma, Alien Christopher, Demon John, bewildered carpet Jeremy and mumbling Scotti T ... have I missed anyone?

Anyone in their right mind would have to admit that the only three HMs with even a hint of entertainment value would have been Megan, Stephanie and Tiffany.

The rest are dead chickens with chopped of heads who are pretending to be still alive.
 
Dystopia said:
Now before anyone is tempted to raise one or two eyebrows in disbelief, let me all remind you, that the question I am going to ask you is not one coined by me, but that it has been asked thousands of times through the ages and never been answered:

Why is it all right for a man to have besides a legal wife also several mistresses, lovers, whores and playthings of various kinds but when a woman as much as kisses more than one man she is referred to as a slut, a whore, a strumpet, a trollop, a hussy and oh... would I be happy to have Stickies' synonyms at my fingertips...

You all know where I'm going with this: Stephanie who is all of the above because YES, she has kissed more than one guy during the same lifetime is guilty. No doubt. She should be ashamed. How dirty and depraved she must be inside. But enough of Stephanie.

On to greener pastures. The lovable, entertaining, fashionable (designer snatch may I remind you) pink, beached alpha male managed to get pregnant and NOBODY said a thing...

So to spell it out for you nuns and priests - to fuck a whale on the beach is all right - in full view might I add... but to sneak a few innocent, passionate kisses under the covers is taboo?

What kind of world are we living in?
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At the end of the day, what we think is irrelevant. It is only relevant to Stephanie, Sam & Jeremy. The 'deal' that Stephanie & her partner have, defines what they both see/feel as cheating. What I might think is cheating may be ridiculous to others. However... going by Stephanie's own reactions to what she is doing leads me to believe that she feels she has crossed the line. We are just watching the goldfish in a glass bowl and judging them. Probably unfairly. Most likely unfairly. But isn't that the name of the Big Brother game?

As for the GC... it's just work for her. She's playing the same role she played on Towie. I take nothing she says seriously. She's used the pregnancy line in TOWIE multiple times and it's never materialised. That'll be why no-one took it seriously.

The difference for me between Stephanie & Gemma is, Gemma is playing a part. A part that the producers knew she would play. She is exactly what it says on the tin. No surprises at all. With Steph though, this is the real Stephanie and maybe what people are reacting to is their own experiences with being cheated on or the fear of being cheated on. Maybe? We all have strong reactions to something we ultimately fear. Most people who are cheaters seem to cop it in the media/social media.

I dunno. Judging by her past she will self medicate when things get rough and if she is going to go through a shit storm when she leaves that house, then I really hope there will be support for her to help navigate through it with minimal damage.

/2 cents
 
crimmy said:
I don't have fanboys in the forum doofus

Wee as in 'small, little, itsy bitsy teenie weenie' ... Blame my Scottish heritage
Trust you to drag it down to the gutter

Yes I've read the classics ... Thanks to a great public school education which I have no issue with and had no need of a finishing school as my parents did a wonderful job raising their daughters :tongue:

But thank you very much for your heartfelt concern:thumbsup:

As for Stephanie being criticised ... Once more I'll state MY concern is she doesn't give 2 hoots for the feelings of either male ... She is only concerned with her own never-ending need for affection and constant attention ... Will cry her crocodile tears in the DR ... Openly state she wants to marry the bf outside the house then immediately do a 18o and be demanding once again attention for Jeremy and telling him she loves him

Her use of the word love devalues it imo

I can fully understand how Megan reached the point of being sick and tired of the whole boring mess ... I think just about every other houseguest has tried to wake her up to the fact she's doing a great job of destroying herself in there ... She just does not want to hear it

She seems to be a very needy insecure immature person who probably doesnt feel happy unless she has a boyfriend to define herself ... Until she can see she is whole without a boyfriend in tow I can't see her being happy ... For a 22 year old she has a lot of growing up to do
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But isn't that what you've already said about a dozen times or so? I would have thought you'd have enough imagination to present us at least with a different variation on the same theme.

...but then again, what is to be expected of a supposedly adult who freely dispenses expletives such as doofus to those who do not wholeheartedly agree with her 'opinion'.
 
huwman said:
why the fuck did she go
she was actually so great... THOSE MELTDOWNS WERE AMAZING
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I am really shocked!

While I didn't want any of them to go. Given the audience response, I thought it would be either John, Gem or Steph.

Isn't it quite simply just awful how the audience are encouraged to boo and jeer? It is like the dark ages when a public hanging for a minor offence would bring joy to the people watching.

I imagine it would be an horrendous experience to walk out and embrace that kind of public hate.
 
adsyj said:
I love Megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is amazing that she is actually not a celebrity. Her poise in the interviews was amazing and she looked stunning.

I'm going to miss my beautiful firecracker.

GET GEMMA OUT GET GEMMA OUT GET GEMMA OUT GET GEMMA OUT GET GEMMA OUT

I don't mind who wins now as long as it is not Gemma, she is just vile.
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I will too.

What an arse...

I think I am the only poster in this thread who loves Gemma. She really does have the qualities that attract me to a person. She is funny, loud, opinionated and flawed. That is an unlosable combo to me.
 
Dystopia said:
Now before anyone is tempted to raise one or two eyebrows in disbelief, let me all remind you, that the question I am going to ask you is not one coined by me, but that it has been asked thousands of times through the ages and never been answered:

Why is it all right for a man to have besides a legal wife also several mistresses, lovers, whores and playthings of various kinds but when a woman as much as kisses more than one man she is referred to as a slut, a whore, a strumpet, a trollop, a hussy and oh... would I be happy to have Stickies' synonyms at my fingertips...

You all know where I'm going with this: Stephanie who is all of the above because YES, she has kissed more than one guy during the same lifetime is guilty. No doubt. She should be ashamed. How dirty and depraved she must be inside. But enough of Stephanie.

On to greener pastures. The lovable, entertaining, fashionable (designer snatch may I remind you) pink, beached alpha male managed to get pregnant and NOBODY said a thing...

So to spell it out for you nuns and priests - to fuck a whale on the beach is all right - in full view might I add... but to sneak a few innocent, passionate kisses under the covers is taboo?

What kind of world are we living in?
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While I don't think anyone outside those who participate in open relationships think being unfaithful to your female partner is "alright", I do however get your point.

To paint Stephanie as the wanton trollop and Jezz as the poor innocent manipulated virgin boy from this situation is fucking laughable.

Stephanie is behaving in an innapropriate manner, I get that. But so is Jezz. He knows she is committed to another man, but he continues to stroke her. If you don't want to be involved in a growing sexual attraction, then use your big boy voice and say "NO MORE". The thing most of you seem to forget is, a growing sexual attraction feels awesome. And while your circumstance might be horrendous ie in a committed relationship, and you try to fight it, that doesn't stop how good a growing friendship and sexual attraction makes you feel.
 
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