...ha!... that's where you are soooo wrong crimmy!... I'm not bored am I Sticky?...
...no way mate!... what makes you say that?...
...well crimmy seems to think that I'm bored because there's no BOTS on tonight!...
...nah!... you may be
as boring as hell but definitely not bored...
...what do you mean?... I'm as boring as hell?...
...Sticky you have a rant every 30 seconds in this thread and it's most likely boring the shit out of everyone on here mate...
...no I don't... I don't often chuck a mega mighty Megan meltdown on the other threads... I'm usually pretty tame in fact...
...yeah...
not on the other threads you don't... you can even be quite nice sometimes but not on this one... you carry on like a demented twat that has woken up in the morning and have found your left testicle missing... you carry on like a rampaging nuff nuff!... you twonk!...
...jeez that a tad bit harsh isn't it?... I've got feelings you know!...
...I don't care... you need to be told... tell me... why do you lose your temper and swear on this thread all the time and not on all of the other ones then?...
...well... on this one all the housemates ever do is swear swear and swear all the time which in turn makes me feel that this particular thread is the 'gloves off... no-holds-barred...anything goes' type of thread like the old 'Photoshop' threads...
...oh... okay... I didn't know that... thanks for clearing that up for me...
...so you understand why I swear so much on this thread now then?...
...yeah mate thanks!...
...
good!... now fuck off you moron!...
...that's nice isn't it?... you
do realise that we are talking to ourselves don't you?... you mental midget!...
...you dumb-arse... by calling me a mental midget you do realise that you are calling yourself one too don't you?...
...oh!... I never thought of that!... how about we stop shitting on each other then because if anyone else actually bothers to read this drivel they may think that we're a pair of boofheads or something?...
...yeah... that's probably a good idea... okay then... truce!... you okay with that?...
...yeah mate of course... luv ya mate!...
...yeah whatever... just shut up now okay?...
...only if you say 'I luv ya mate' back to me too!...
...I'm not saying that!!!... what the hell is wrong with you????... you brainless dickwad!!!...
...I won't shut up until you do say it and you know it... come on... say it or I'll keep on going on all night... say it!... come on mate you know I'll do it so you might as well do it... well?...
...fucking hell!... I luv ya mate... there... are you happy with that?...
...you could've said it as if you meant it!...
...don't fucking push it or I'll stick a fork in our left eye okay?...
...fair enough... I'll shut up now...
...just as well you tosser...
now fuck off!.
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...me bored crimmy?...
NEVER!...




... cheers.