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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016

Ohhhh ohhhh look out everyone ... mrS is bored!?!?!?!

...ha!... that's where you are soooo wrong crimmy!... I'm not bored am I Sticky?...

...no way mate!... what makes you say that?...

...well crimmy seems to think that I'm bored because there's no BOTS on tonight!...

...nah!... you may be as boring as hell but definitely not bored...

...what do you mean?... I'm as boring as hell?...

...Sticky you have a rant every 30 seconds in this thread and it's most likely boring the shit out of everyone on here mate...

...no I don't... I don't often chuck a mega mighty Megan meltdown on the other threads... I'm usually pretty tame in fact...

...yeah... not on the other threads you don't... you can even be quite nice sometimes but not on this one... you carry on like a demented twat that has woken up in the morning and have found your left testicle missing... you carry on like a rampaging nuff nuff!... you twonk!...

...jeez that a tad bit harsh isn't it?... I've got feelings you know!...

...I don't care... you need to be told... tell me... why do you lose your temper and swear on this thread all the time and not on all of the other ones then?...

...well... on this one all the housemates ever do is swear swear and swear all the time which in turn makes me feel that this particular thread is the 'gloves off... no-holds-barred...anything goes' type of thread like the old 'Photoshop' threads...

...oh... okay... I didn't know that... thanks for clearing that up for me...

...so you understand why I swear so much on this thread now then?...

...yeah mate thanks!...

...good!... now fuck off you moron!...

...that's nice isn't it?... you do realise that we are talking to ourselves don't you?... you mental midget!...

...you dumb-arse... by calling me a mental midget you do realise that you are calling yourself one too don't you?...

...oh!... I never thought of that!... how about we stop shitting on each other then because if anyone else actually bothers to read this drivel they may think that we're a pair of boofheads or something?...

...yeah... that's probably a good idea... okay then... truce!... you okay with that?...

...yeah mate of course... luv ya mate!...

...yeah whatever... just shut up now okay?...

...only if you say 'I luv ya mate' back to me too!...

...I'm not saying that!!!... what the hell is wrong with you????... you brainless dickwad!!!...

...I won't shut up until you do say it and you know it... come on... say it or I'll keep on going on all night... say it!... come on mate you know I'll do it so you might as well do it... well?...

...fucking hell!... I luv ya mate... there... are you happy with that?...

...you could've said it as if you meant it!...

...don't fucking push it or I'll stick a fork in our left eye okay?...

...fair enough... I'll shut up now...

...just as well you tosser... now fuck off!.


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...me bored crimmy?... NEVER!... ;):kiss::biggrin::)... cheers.
 
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...ha!... that's where you are soooo wrong crimmy!... I'm not bored am I Sticky?...

...no way mate!... what makes you say that?...

...well crimmy seems to think that I'm bored because there's no BOTS on tonight!...

...nah!... you may be as boring as hell but definitely not bored...

...what do you mean?... I'm as boring as hell?...

...Sticky you have a rant every 30 seconds in this thread and it's most likely boring the shit out of everyone on here mate...

...no I don't... I don't often chuck a mega mighty Megan meltdown on the other threads... I'm usually pretty tame in fact...

...yeah... not on the other threads you don't... you can even be quite nice sometimes but not on this one... you carry on like a demented twat that has woken up in the morning and have found your left testicle missing... you carry on like a rampaging nuff nuff!... you twonk!...

...jeez that a tad bit harsh isn't it?... I've got feelings you know!...

...I don't care... you need to be told... tell me... why do you lose your temper and swear on this thread all the time and not on all of the other ones then?...

...well... on this one all the housemates ever do is swear swear and swear all the time which in turn makes me feel that this particular thread is the 'gloves off... no-holds-barred...anything goes' type of thread like the old 'Photoshop' threads...

...oh... okay... I didn't know that... thanks for clearing that up for me...

...so you understand why I swear so much on this thread now then?...

...yeah mate thanks!...

...good!... now fuck off you moron!...

...that's nice isn't it?... you do realise that we are talking to ourselves don't you?... you mental midget!...

...you dumb-arse... by calling me a mental midget you do realise that you are calling yourself one too don't you?...

...oh!... I never thought of that!... how about we stop shitting on each other then because if anyone else actually bothers to read this drivel they may think that we're a pair of boofheads or something?...

...yeah... that's probably a good idea... okay then... truce!... you okay with that?...

...yeah mate of course... luv ya mate!...

...yeah whatever... just shut up now okay?...

...only if you say 'I luv ya mate' back to me too!...

...I'm not saying that!!!... what the hell is wrong with you????... you brainless dickwad!!!...

...I won't shut up until you do say it and you know it... come on... say it or I'll keep on going on all night... say it!... come on mate you know I'll do it so you might as well do it... well?...

...fucking hell!... I luv ya mate... there... are you happy with that?...

...you could've said it as if you meant it!...

...don't fucking push it or I'll stick a fork in our left eye okay?...

...fair enough... I'll shut up now...

...just as well you tosser... now fuck off!.


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...me bored crimmy?... NEVER!... ;):kiss::biggrin::)... cheers.
You nutta!?!
 
He's a former boxer and more lately sometime politician, running for mayor of London this year. I would say he's probably been punched in the head too many times but it's probably not much of a stretch to say most boxers might have views like his.

His Wikipedia page.
That speech he gave was so awkward to listen to!

This is the wedding pic I was talking about on the phone:-

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I have never known David to be anything other than a pic or a super creepy pasher in a magazine. This is the first time I have ever heard him speak, and I am surprised how much I like him.
 
I have a feeling Kristina must be going hence the task centering around the tango lessons ...
Soo not sox MrS ... John might just be here for the long haul :tongue: or at least til next week;)
 
Bloody edit function has expired ... That was supposed to read. Soz not soz MrS

Sooo not sox ... Wtf. Lol

Too early in my day to throw my iPad ... But this autocorrect needs to be tuned to accept crimmy's finger farts and work with them to make "crimmy logic"

Rotten iPad just autocorrected that to be "crummy logic" (shut up Dys I can hear u snorting from here :tongue:
 
I Think I want to watch this ...... where when etc ;)

...hey hooleydooley... you're on board now too!... excellent!... this thread just keeps on giving doesn't it?... the best place that I go to is this link below...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7YuSyB11Ydkz-Ly5Iy2dA

...they have the Daily Shows and BOTS (Bit On The Side) which is like the old 'Up Late' that we had in Australia... this is such a great series this time... my favourite season so far so you've come in at a good time lol!... enjoy!... the shows are usually put on the website around 10:00 A.M. each morning our time... cheers.
 
Bloody edit function has expired ... That was supposed to read. Soz not soz MrS

Sooo not sox ... Wtf. Lol

Too early in my day to throw my iPad ... But this autocorrect needs to be tuned to accept crimmy's finger farts and work with them to make "crimmy logic"

Rotten iPad just autocorrected that to be "crummy logic" (shut up Dys I can hear u snorting from here :tongue:

...hahahaha!... hilarious!... those 'finger farts' causing the 'crummy logic' lol!... I love it!... cheers.
 
...aw nuts!... I won't be able to watch today's shows until later tonight because I'm out all day... man!... I'm going to be wondering about what happened all day I just know it lol!... my addiction for this show grows more each day... I'm gonna have to go to 'Big Brother Anonymous'... I just know it!... I've become a 'Big-Brother-aholic!... you're an idiot Sticky... don't you start Sticky!... I had enough of you last night okay?:mad:... oh!... okay:sorry:... cheers.:)
 
You guys are so good with the brush, I never know whether something has been shopped or is original. Haven't got a clue who or what this is... Jim Carey in the Phantom? :woot:

I can't take credit for anything. I just find the images & post them here :woot:
 
Sorry.. but i'm leaving the Stiff Fanny fan club. Sam, Jez, Sam, Jez, Sam, Jez.... I want Jez! I want Sam! NOPE! Shut up. Fed up of you now. She is well out of order and she knows it. Calling Gemma a bully.. erm.. I don't think she really understands what that word means. There's only one person who is making Stiff Fanny look bad, and that is herself.

Angie's meltdown was epic. I laughed my ass off. "GIVE ME MY SHIT! GIVE ME MY SHIT! GIVE ME MY SHIT!!!" she cracks me right up!
 
Wow Steph is quite the piece of work isn't she.

Horrendous mistake by her, not only for disrespecting the boyfriend on the outside but really wrecking any credibility she may have had .
In a way I feel sorry for her. This BB experience will not be a good one for her. Yes its her own fault but you do hate to see somebody fuck up so badly.

I haven't watched todays episode yet, I believe Angie throw another Tanty and quits.

So they running out of housemates so Stephs boyfriend could very well come in. Imagine that shitfight. Haha
 
OMG

Ep 10

Johnafen is a lyin piece if shit. I watch 'im. Talkin wif this one, an talking wif that one....

Let me in there, right? Let me in there wif that little lyin scumbag CUNT!

You fink I don't know coz I'm twennyfree right, I can't deal wif this shit!

LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF BIG BRUVER!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!


#bestdrunkenmeltdown
#ever
 
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