Dystopia
Flying so high..
It seems to be the same Tuttle from M*A*S*H* - elusive... nobody ever REALLY saw him lol
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Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2016
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It seems to be the same Tuttle from M*A*S*H* - elusive... nobody ever REALLY saw him lol
saw somewhere KKlingon claiming that KimmieK watched him and thought he was hilarious
maybe she got the Director's Cut
there was only one scene where he was remotely anything on screen and that was when he was telling Gemma her wardrobe is awful ...
maybe he needs reminding about his BFF choices (my apologies to everyone ahead of time ...)
I don't see her choices being any further up the rung than Gemma's ~ but they probably cost 5x as much!!
maybe she got the Director's Cut
there was only one scene where he was remotely anything on screen and that was when he was telling Gemma her wardrobe is awful ...
maybe he needs reminding about his BFF choices (my apologies to everyone ahead of time ...)
I don't see her choices being any further up the rung than Gemma's ~ but they probably cost 5x as much!!
Gemma Collins set to WALK from Celebrity Big Brother?
'I feel like I'm dying in here'
Gemma Collins has thrown a diva strop in the Celebrity Big Brother 2016 house.
The TOWIE star gave up on this week's shopping task despite having the more desirable role as a puppet master.
Laying in bed instead, she told Big Brother to "shut up" this evening as housemates were called to the living area as part of the task.
"I don't want to play any more," Gemma complained. "I don't want to play their games
I'm f**king gamed out. I've had enough of playing games."
She continued to moan: "It's like having a job, working 24/7 for two days on the trot." OMG imagine THAT!!! quelle horreur!!
In TEARS, Gemma went on to sob: "I feel like I'm dying in here, I want some f**king air.
"I want some fresh air, it's like being in a... I'm not going to say it." ummmm isn't it her that's farting all the time? just saying ...
It's not the first time this series that Gemma has gone on 'strike' against Big Brother, previously demanding her own bedroom after a poor night's sleep due to snorers.
"I'm not performing today," she declared to Big Brother last week. "I've told you. I am on strike, that's it. Look at the state of me, there's no way I'm performing today. I was on there all night, it's not even funny. I can take the piss out of myself, but it's not funny. "
Gemma's mini-breakdown follows the decision of close pal Jonathan Cheban to quit after just one week.
“My time here has now expired. I’m not really into fighting," he told Big Brother in the show last night in the Diary Room before making an exit via the back door.
'I feel like I'm dying in here'
Gemma Collins has thrown a diva strop in the Celebrity Big Brother 2016 house.
The TOWIE star gave up on this week's shopping task despite having the more desirable role as a puppet master.
Laying in bed instead, she told Big Brother to "shut up" this evening as housemates were called to the living area as part of the task.
"I don't want to play any more," Gemma complained. "I don't want to play their games
I'm f**king gamed out. I've had enough of playing games."She continued to moan: "It's like having a job, working 24/7 for two days on the trot." OMG imagine THAT!!! quelle horreur!!
In TEARS, Gemma went on to sob: "I feel like I'm dying in here, I want some f**king air.
"I want some fresh air, it's like being in a... I'm not going to say it." ummmm isn't it her that's farting all the time? just saying ...
It's not the first time this series that Gemma has gone on 'strike' against Big Brother, previously demanding her own bedroom after a poor night's sleep due to snorers.
"I'm not performing today," she declared to Big Brother last week. "I've told you. I am on strike, that's it. Look at the state of me, there's no way I'm performing today. I was on there all night, it's not even funny. I can take the piss out of myself, but it's not funny. "
Gemma's mini-breakdown follows the decision of close pal Jonathan Cheban to quit after just one week.
“My time here has now expired. I’m not really into fighting," he told Big Brother in the show last night in the Diary Room before making an exit via the back door.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Thank goodness the "vomit task" is out of the way... well the first one anyway. usually there are two in a series.
Angie called the Beached Whale Gemma a "creature"... how upsetting lol. Angie probably was short of calling her a beached whale but thought the better of it and out comes "creature".
Angie called the Beached Whale Gemma a "creature"... how upsetting lol. Angie probably was short of calling her a beached whale but thought the better of it and out comes "creature".
one more time for the dummies - if you don't put it out there for them BB cannot reveal it! (do none of these people ever watch it before they go on and get themselves a clue???)
Celebrity Big Brother 2016: Tiffany Pollard almost sabotages the task when her true feelings about Jeremy are revealed
Controversial housemate remembers what she says after being calmed down
Tiffany almost sabotaged the latest task in the house when her true feelings for Jeremy McConnell were revealed.
With half of the celebrities in the role of puppets and the others their masters, the housemates had to guess which celebrity said: "I'm not going to lie. I am secually attracted to him." (hmmm secually? is that some sort of weird mix of sexual and religious thing I'm not privy too? am I missing out here?) <heading to google and hoping noone is looking over my shoulder .. just in case there's pictures ...)
<---- crimmy looking at the pictures trying to work out what is going on because you know 
<---- crimmy)
Tiffany Pollard originally refused to believe what Big Brother had claimed she said about Jeremy McConnell [Channel 5]
John Partridge and Gemma Collins could be heard contemplating it being Megan McKenna talking about Scotty T or Stephanie Davis talking about Jeremy.
However, much to the surprise of everyone, Big Brother revealed that Tiffany had said those words about Jeremy.
And that's when it all kicked off.
Having forgotten about her little admission, the US reality TV star, who recently clashed with Scotty T, insisted that Big Brother was lying before getting up and declaring that she no longer wanted to take part in the challenge.
The US TV star later got up and told everyone that she no longer wanted to take part [Channel 5]
"I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done. Nope, nope, nope, I don't want to be put on the spot."
However, as everyone tried to calm her down, the controversial reality TV star remembered what she had said and admitted that she was embarrassed.
"If I did say that and feel that way, I don't think the whole house should be knowing about that, Yeah I did say it and he is cute, Now I feel like that's all out there."
Despite being embarrassed, Tiffany then declared: "I wanted to f**k you the minute I saw you."
Well...
The model didn't appear to fazed by Tiffany's admission [Channel 5]
Celebrity Big Brother 2016: Tiffany Pollard almost sabotages the task when her true feelings about Jeremy are revealed
Controversial housemate remembers what she says after being calmed down
Tiffany almost sabotaged the latest task in the house when her true feelings for Jeremy McConnell were revealed.
With half of the celebrities in the role of puppets and the others their masters, the housemates had to guess which celebrity said: "I'm not going to lie. I am secually attracted to him." (hmmm secually? is that some sort of weird mix of sexual and religious thing I'm not privy too? am I missing out here?) <heading to google and hoping noone is looking over my shoulder .. just in case there's pictures ...)
<---- crimmy looking at the pictures trying to work out what is going on because you know <---- crimmy)
Tiffany Pollard originally refused to believe what Big Brother had claimed she said about Jeremy McConnell [Channel 5]
John Partridge and Gemma Collins could be heard contemplating it being Megan McKenna talking about Scotty T or Stephanie Davis talking about Jeremy.
However, much to the surprise of everyone, Big Brother revealed that Tiffany had said those words about Jeremy.
And that's when it all kicked off.
Having forgotten about her little admission, the US reality TV star, who recently clashed with Scotty T, insisted that Big Brother was lying before getting up and declaring that she no longer wanted to take part in the challenge.
The US TV star later got up and told everyone that she no longer wanted to take part [Channel 5]
"I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done. Nope, nope, nope, I don't want to be put on the spot."
However, as everyone tried to calm her down, the controversial reality TV star remembered what she had said and admitted that she was embarrassed.
"If I did say that and feel that way, I don't think the whole house should be knowing about that, Yeah I did say it and he is cute, Now I feel like that's all out there."
Despite being embarrassed, Tiffany then declared: "I wanted to f**k you the minute I saw you."
Well...
The model didn't appear to fazed by Tiffany's admission [Channel 5]
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Like working a job 24/7, for 2 days on the trot
Omg, has Nikki Grahame reentered the competition? After Megans hissy fit I certainly think she has...
I don't know if I can go through this trauma again, it's too soon, my eardrums are only now repairing themselves
I don't know if I can go through this trauma again, it's too soon, my eardrums are only now repairing themselves
Bwaahahahaha Megan and that tantrum. She one Hangry girl.
Hey Scotty T there is a glimpse into your future if you chase her up on the outside.
Her and Stephanie are quite pretty but one them has temper tantrums and the other one you could not trust.
That John is just a judgemental dick.
I feel sorry for Tiffany, she seems quite sweet. I know she can blow up but I hope they give her a bit of a break.
Maybe they should have another name "Sober Living Facility" for all the addicts and drunks in there.
I'm enjoying this series so far more than I thought I would.
Hey Scotty T there is a glimpse into your future if you chase her up on the outside.
Her and Stephanie are quite pretty but one them has temper tantrums and the other one you could not trust.
That John is just a judgemental dick.
I feel sorry for Tiffany, she seems quite sweet. I know she can blow up but I hope they give her a bit of a break.
Maybe they should have another name "Sober Living Facility" for all the addicts and drunks in there.
I'm enjoying this series so far more than I thought I would.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Omg, has Nikki Grahame reentered the competition? After Megans hissy fit I certainly think she has...
I don't know if I can go through this trauma again, it's too soon, my eardrums are only now repairing themselves
Yeah, that was quite pathetic. It looked like a deliberate contrivance to me. She thinks by putting on a little tantrum show she'll be able to score points with the audience. Those "DR-Celebrities" never last long though. She needs to throw tantrums outside of the DR... spew venom at another HM, that's what counts but I think she doesn't have the guts to do that. The only thing she's complained about in public so far is Big Brother because she knows there won't be a backlash, punishment as it were.
Ironic that...
Dystopia
Flying so high..
Watch out adsyj, you'll be hooked on the show before you know it. You could end up in the "Sober Living Facility" yourself hehe...
...oh dear... I've apparently have rambled too much again and have to do this in two parts again 
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Todays show:... (part 1)... aw crap!... here we go... the 'puppetmaster' task... this is going to be so bloody stupid... I can just feel it in my water... they recap yesterdays shit-a-thon... that's old news now... just move on eh?... Tiffany is now a subservient little whipped puppy dog now... that's a shame really... at least she brought some spark into the house if nothing else... they all look completely ridiculous with those rigs on... Megan is chucking a mental about having to eat cold lentil soup lol!... it didn't take much to break her did it?... not being able to eat real food for an hour or so did it... what a weak-willed whinging whining bitch she is... after blabbering her guts out in the Diary Room she then proceeds to go out to the kitchen and shame all the others that are allowed to eat the good food!... "I hope that you all enjoy those sausage sandwiches in front of us... thanks for all the support guys...I hope that you're all enjoying the food guys!"...
...I would've got one of those beautiful sweet smelling sizzling sausages and shoved it right up her left nostril and then snapped off the rest of it that didn't make it up there and then put it into a roll... poured oodles of sauce or mustard over it and then 'oohed and aahhed' about how delicious it tasted followed by a really loud extended burp and then would've said... "oh wow Megan the Bogan... if only you could've tasted that!... it was truly the BEST sausage that I have ever tasted!... just try it!... oh!... that's right... you can't!... what a shame eh?"... but then again... that's just me
... lol!... what a whining little bitch!... if it was the other way around she would've reveled in it...
...I officially don't like Megan the Bogan now... I've taken note!...
...Gemma used to be called 'my darling fluffy cat' by an ex apparently... **chuckle chuckle... as if!**... he then rang her about 10 minutes after she had gone shopping and said "hurry home ... I have a surprise for you!"... when she had got home she found out that he had left her!... ouchies!!!... (that would've hurt)...
...there's King John imparting his 'great wisdom' on Darren Day when he doesn't really want it but then Darren thanks him for pointing out all of his faults and for giving him the 'advice'!!!... (I'm quite surprised that Darren is falling for his shit... I thought that he was smarter than that... what a shame that I'm wrong about him
)... King John is slowly and systematically beating Darren down with every 'kind' word that he utters to him each and every day... think about it... he made sure from day one to have Darren in 'The box' with him for fear that Darren would become the 'alpha male' while King John was in there... he volunteered to 'sacrifice' himself to become the 'martyr' of the house but there he was making sure that his biggest threat in the house was right beside him... he then nominated Darren because 'he started smoking again' hoping that he would get evicted when in fact Darren didn't even make it to the eviction list (sucked in King John)... and now this... sneaky and sublimely browbeating and bullying him down with 'kindness' and 'advice'... what a festering little 
dog turd he is... watch out Darren... it will be a slow 'death of a thousand cuts' listening to his shit mate... beware!...
...oh hell!... he we go... the very old well-worn 'cruel challenges' tasks with the housemates... the ridiculous 'eating disgusting shit' tasks... FFS!... here's a little free tip from Uncle Sticky for you Big Brother... THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL BIG BORING BROTHER!!!!... there you go mate... no need to thank me... moving on...
...Tiffany was asked to name King John's worst character traits... she said that he was 'arrogant'... WTF?... that's it???... my god!... if they had asked me that question I would've added that he was also bossy/domineering/belligerent/rude/sly/superficial/
dishonest/conceited/annoying/pompous/jealous/condescending/bullying/selfish/egotestical/cynical/devilish/Machiavellian/unreliable/ruthless/sneaky/hypocritical/self-centered/interfering/intolerant/vague/sarcastic/heartless/greedy/touchy/self-indulgent/close-minded/entitled/ignorant/over-critical/pompous/snobbish/vengeful/passive-aggressive/intrusive/cowardly/boring/competitive/dramatic/untrustworthy/vain/overbearing/callous/judgemental/sarcastic/big-headed/thoughtless/detached/bitchy/inconsiderate/fussy/moody and narrow-minded just to name a few... other than that... he's probably a nice bloke...
...Creepy Christopher is asked to say what Gemma's bad trait is and he says..."I luv yoo dearly Gemma... erm... it's joost soomtimes wen i speek... she sorta looks to the ceiling an switches off... boot I dunno wevver I'm joost boring or wot?"... erm... how can I put this nicely Creepy Chris... erm... YOU ARE FOOKIN' BORING YOU BANAL SYCHOPHANTIC LITTLE WHIMP!!!!... you can't see that?... you really can't see that?... honestly?... as someone posted earlier... "grow some!"...
...Tiffany/Darren/Daniella and Megan aren't allowed to smoke again until the task has finally finished!... bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!... brilliant!!!... tempers really are going to explode with that one!... lol!... are their 'puppet masters' so stupid as to not realise that the tables will eventually turn and that they will become the puppets?... are they that stupid?????... there will be hell to pay when that happens... taking way their cigga's is just plain suicide on their parts... what idiots!...
...the next question about whether their puppets should read mean 'Tweets' about themselves... the only funny parts of it were Creepy Chris's 'Tweet'... it read... 'Christopher is too much in Daniella's arse... someone should pull him out... he's like a batch of piles!"... hahaha!... classic!... and also Megan's 'Tweet'... "Megan McKenna always has a face like a smacked arse!!... she should smile more!!"... lol!... brilliant!... (her ego can't stand it and she gives that viewer 'the finger')... what a bad sport eh?...
...(part 2 to follow)... cheers.
...Todays show:... (part 1)... aw crap!... here we go... the 'puppetmaster' task... this is going to be so bloody stupid... I can just feel it in my water... they recap yesterdays shit-a-thon... that's old news now... just move on eh?... Tiffany is now a subservient little whipped puppy dog now... that's a shame really... at least she brought some spark into the house if nothing else... they all look completely ridiculous with those rigs on... Megan is chucking a mental about having to eat cold lentil soup lol!... it didn't take much to break her did it?... not being able to eat real food for an hour or so did it... what a weak-willed whinging whining bitch she is... after blabbering her guts out in the Diary Room she then proceeds to go out to the kitchen and shame all the others that are allowed to eat the good food!... "I hope that you all enjoy those sausage sandwiches in front of us... thanks for all the support guys...I hope that you're all enjoying the food guys!"...
...I would've got one of those beautiful sweet smelling sizzling sausages and shoved it right up her left nostril and then snapped off the rest of it that didn't make it up there and then put it into a roll... poured oodles of sauce or mustard over it and then 'oohed and aahhed' about how delicious it tasted followed by a really loud extended burp and then would've said... "oh wow Megan the Bogan... if only you could've tasted that!... it was truly the BEST sausage that I have ever tasted!... just try it!... oh!... that's right... you can't!... what a shame eh?"... but then again... that's just me
... lol!... what a whining little bitch!... if it was the other way around she would've reveled in it......I officially don't like Megan the Bogan now... I've taken note!...
...Gemma used to be called 'my darling fluffy cat' by an ex apparently... **chuckle chuckle... as if!**... he then rang her about 10 minutes after she had gone shopping and said "hurry home ... I have a surprise for you!"... when she had got home she found out that he had left her!... ouchies!!!... (that would've hurt)...
...there's King John imparting his 'great wisdom' on Darren Day when he doesn't really want it but then Darren thanks him for pointing out all of his faults and for giving him the 'advice'!!!... (I'm quite surprised that Darren is falling for his shit... I thought that he was smarter than that... what a shame that I'm wrong about him
)... King John is slowly and systematically beating Darren down with every 'kind' word that he utters to him each and every day... think about it... he made sure from day one to have Darren in 'The box' with him for fear that Darren would become the 'alpha male' while King John was in there... he volunteered to 'sacrifice' himself to become the 'martyr' of the house but there he was making sure that his biggest threat in the house was right beside him... he then nominated Darren because 'he started smoking again' hoping that he would get evicted when in fact Darren didn't even make it to the eviction list (sucked in King John)... and now this... sneaky and sublimely browbeating and bullying him down with 'kindness' and 'advice'... what a festering little dog turd he is... watch out Darren... it will be a slow 'death of a thousand cuts' listening to his shit mate... beware!......oh hell!... he we go... the very old well-worn 'cruel challenges' tasks with the housemates... the ridiculous 'eating disgusting shit' tasks... FFS!... here's a little free tip from Uncle Sticky for you Big Brother... THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL BIG BORING BROTHER!!!!... there you go mate... no need to thank me... moving on...
...Tiffany was asked to name King John's worst character traits... she said that he was 'arrogant'... WTF?... that's it???... my god!... if they had asked me that question I would've added that he was also bossy/domineering/belligerent/rude/sly/superficial/
dishonest/conceited/annoying/pompous/jealous/condescending/bullying/selfish/egotestical/cynical/devilish/Machiavellian/unreliable/ruthless/sneaky/hypocritical/self-centered/interfering/intolerant/vague/sarcastic/heartless/greedy/touchy/self-indulgent/close-minded/entitled/ignorant/over-critical/pompous/snobbish/vengeful/passive-aggressive/intrusive/cowardly/boring/competitive/dramatic/untrustworthy/vain/overbearing/callous/judgemental/sarcastic/big-headed/thoughtless/detached/bitchy/inconsiderate/fussy/moody and narrow-minded just to name a few... other than that... he's probably a nice bloke...
...Creepy Christopher is asked to say what Gemma's bad trait is and he says..."I luv yoo dearly Gemma... erm... it's joost soomtimes wen i speek... she sorta looks to the ceiling an switches off... boot I dunno wevver I'm joost boring or wot?"... erm... how can I put this nicely Creepy Chris... erm... YOU ARE FOOKIN' BORING YOU BANAL SYCHOPHANTIC LITTLE WHIMP!!!!... you can't see that?... you really can't see that?... honestly?... as someone posted earlier... "grow some!"...
...Tiffany/Darren/Daniella and Megan aren't allowed to smoke again until the task has finally finished!... bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!... brilliant!!!... tempers really are going to explode with that one!... lol!... are their 'puppet masters' so stupid as to not realise that the tables will eventually turn and that they will become the puppets?... are they that stupid?????... there will be hell to pay when that happens... taking way their cigga's is just plain suicide on their parts... what idiots!...
...the next question about whether their puppets should read mean 'Tweets' about themselves... the only funny parts of it were Creepy Chris's 'Tweet'... it read... 'Christopher is too much in Daniella's arse... someone should pull him out... he's like a batch of piles!"... hahaha!... classic!... and also Megan's 'Tweet'... "Megan McKenna always has a face like a smacked arse!!... she should smile more!!"... lol!... brilliant!... (her ego can't stand it and she gives that viewer 'the finger')... what a bad sport eh?...
...(part 2 to follow)... cheers.
...here is part 2... oh crap... make that 3 parts 
...
...and here we have the old tired 'they've-got-to-eat-something-disgusting' part of the task... **Sticky fast-forwards right past this drivel**... (I have no idea of the results... I really don't care either)... moving on...
Nominations:
David:... Daniella (because she snores louder than he does?)... Gemma (no reason given)...
Daniella:... David (because he doesn't know how to use kitchen utensils and that she feels like his Mummy)... Angie (I can see a lot of pain for her in the house)... only because you all treated her like shit the day her ex-husband died dearie!...
Megan:... King John (because he didn't think leaving Tiffany on her own after the big blow-up was a mistake)... Nancy (because she acts like she is in a Hotel)...
Gemma:.. Stiff Fanny (she didn't care about consoling her for whatever reason apparently).... Angie ("she called me a creature")... only because she didn't have her 'Junior Encyclopedia Animal Book' with her to figure out what animal that you actually were you gymboid!... she was too polite to call you a 'fat lazy trout' that's all!... better still..."a fat beached whale" as was Dystopia's very apt name for you for being so lazy and never getting out of bed my dear...
Tiffany:... Kristina (because she keeps avoiding her and that the best way for her to avoid her would be to leave!)... hahahaha!... that's just so BRILLIANT!... Angie ("I don't think that she should be here anymore")... ha!... keep it simple eh Tiffany?... lol!...
Nancy:... Snotty T (because he's too loud and has a lousy attitude)...Jeremy (because he makes her feel uncomfortable)...
Angie:... Jeremy (because "do with it what you will!")... Gemma (because Angie was chased around the house while Gemma screaming at her during the David's 'death saga' it seems)...
Snotty T:... Stiff Fanny (because she's doing the dirty on her BOYFRIEND)... Nancy ( "she bossies me about too much")...
Stiff Fanny:... Gemma (because of the same reasons as Angie it seems)... Nancy (because she speaks down to too many people)...
Jeremy:... Nancy (because she dictates in the house too much)... Angie (no reason given)...
Creepy Chris:... Nancy ("because she doosn't cook or cleen... she doose noothink")... Angie ("she's wubbed all da howsemates oop the rong waaay")... what?... for daring to grieve you pumped up little fart?... jeez!...
Darren:... Nancy (no reason given)... Angie (because "she is the unhappiest person in here")... no shit Sherlock!... her ex-husband just died and all of you housemates made life hell for her sunshine!... go figure!...
Kristina:... Nancy (no reason given)... Angie ("because I feel that this is the time that she needs to be with her family")... yeah don't worry about the Media pack of Hyena's waiting outside to devour her you empty lightglobe!... the light's definitely not on in that meagre pittance of brain matter in that vacant head of yours isn't it?... 'the light is not on and nobody is home' for sure there...
King John: he already nominated earlier for Darren which was so demeaning and cringe worthy that it is beyond talking about... it was sad and pathetic and he said that he was "trying to save Darren from himself"... what a complete wanker!... Angie said straight afterwards... "he sounds like a real friend!"... hahahahaha!... King John would be thinking that she said that because he was doing the right thing by Darren... oh the irony of it all!... lol!... what he said about nominating Angie could've popped one of my blood vessels so I won't repeat his pathetic reasons that he gave... I couldn't be bothered to comment on them... WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD SHAG HE WAS!... he was one of my faves to go through to the end of this and unfortunately he will do despite what he is... (**Sticky is seeing flashbacks of 'Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell' again**)
...(part 3 to follow)... cheers.
......and here we have the old tired 'they've-got-to-eat-something-disgusting' part of the task... **Sticky fast-forwards right past this drivel**... (I have no idea of the results... I really don't care either)... moving on...
Nominations:
David:... Daniella (because she snores louder than he does?)... Gemma (no reason given)...
Daniella:... David (because he doesn't know how to use kitchen utensils and that she feels like his Mummy)... Angie (I can see a lot of pain for her in the house)... only because you all treated her like shit the day her ex-husband died dearie!...
Megan:... King John (because he didn't think leaving Tiffany on her own after the big blow-up was a mistake)... Nancy (because she acts like she is in a Hotel)...
Gemma:.. Stiff Fanny (she didn't care about consoling her for whatever reason apparently).... Angie ("she called me a creature")... only because she didn't have her 'Junior Encyclopedia Animal Book' with her to figure out what animal that you actually were you gymboid!... she was too polite to call you a 'fat lazy trout' that's all!... better still..."a fat beached whale" as was Dystopia's very apt name for you for being so lazy and never getting out of bed my dear...
Tiffany:... Kristina (because she keeps avoiding her and that the best way for her to avoid her would be to leave!)... hahahaha!... that's just so BRILLIANT!... Angie ("I don't think that she should be here anymore")... ha!... keep it simple eh Tiffany?... lol!...
Nancy:... Snotty T (because he's too loud and has a lousy attitude)...Jeremy (because he makes her feel uncomfortable)...
Angie:... Jeremy (because "do with it what you will!")... Gemma (because Angie was chased around the house while Gemma screaming at her during the David's 'death saga' it seems)...
Snotty T:... Stiff Fanny (because she's doing the dirty on her BOYFRIEND)... Nancy ( "she bossies me about too much")...
Stiff Fanny:... Gemma (because of the same reasons as Angie it seems)... Nancy (because she speaks down to too many people)...
Jeremy:... Nancy (because she dictates in the house too much)... Angie (no reason given)...
Creepy Chris:... Nancy ("because she doosn't cook or cleen... she doose noothink")... Angie ("she's wubbed all da howsemates oop the rong waaay")... what?... for daring to grieve you pumped up little fart?... jeez!...
Darren:... Nancy (no reason given)... Angie (because "she is the unhappiest person in here")... no shit Sherlock!... her ex-husband just died and all of you housemates made life hell for her sunshine!... go figure!...
Kristina:... Nancy (no reason given)... Angie ("because I feel that this is the time that she needs to be with her family")... yeah don't worry about the Media pack of Hyena's waiting outside to devour her you empty lightglobe!... the light's definitely not on in that meagre pittance of brain matter in that vacant head of yours isn't it?... 'the light is not on and nobody is home' for sure there...
King John: he already nominated earlier for Darren which was so demeaning and cringe worthy that it is beyond talking about... it was sad and pathetic and he said that he was "trying to save Darren from himself"... what a complete wanker!... Angie said straight afterwards... "he sounds like a real friend!"... hahahahaha!... King John would be thinking that she said that because he was doing the right thing by Darren... oh the irony of it all!... lol!... what he said about nominating Angie could've popped one of my blood vessels so I won't repeat his pathetic reasons that he gave... I couldn't be bothered to comment on them... WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD SHAG HE WAS!... he was one of my faves to go through to the end of this and unfortunately he will do despite what he is... (**Sticky is seeing flashbacks of 'Helen the Horrendous Heartless Hellhound Hag from Hell' again**)
...(part 3 to follow)... cheers.
... sorry about this... part 3:...
...the final results are:... Nancy/Stiff fanny/Angie/Jeremy and Gemma are up for eviction... (few surprises there eh?)... King John says "I don't want him to hate me... please talk to me... I know that you must be furious with me"... as if he is pushing Darren to have a go at him in my opinion... Darren replies... "I'm not furious... I'm just hurt!"... which is not what King John expected to hear by the looks of his face in the second and third images below...
...Darren saying that put him top of the conversation right then... King John obviously didn't like that at all... when Darren just fobbed him off and walked away he won that whole moment as the look on King John's face in the last panel shows lol!... he knows that he lost that battle for supremacy big time... the public will judge him for that later methinks!...
...this shot straight afterwards sees King John without his subjects fawning all over him... stupid 'Kristina is she still in the house' is saying idiotic sentimental crap like "he's like a mess... the poor thing... look at him!... he feels so bad about it" and is feeling sorry for him... NO HE'S NOT YOU SILLY C*W!... HE'S SAYING... "FUCKIT!... THAT MONGREL GOT THE BETTER OF ME... HE NOW HAS THE HIGH MORAL GROUND!... DAMN IT!"... that's what he's saying you stupid gormeless empty lightglobe... he couldn't give a fig about Darren...
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...Angie takes King John's nomination in her stride because she realises just what a saggy droopy testicle he really is lol!... (water off an old ducks back)... hahahaha!... meanwhile Darren in the house and we hear... 'Darren is letting off steam in the bedroooooom' and even at his 'angriest' moment sounds like he's talking in his exact same monotone voice as usual lol!... funny!... "wot?... he nominates me just because I smoke 25 or 30 fags in one day... fuck me?"... hooray!!!... Darren is growing a pair of testicles at last!!!!!...
...later on when Darren has 'calmed down'... **snigger snigger**... him and King John talk about it... King John instantly starts taking the high moral ground and telling him "Darren... I'm your friend...I'm your mate blah blah de fuckity blah!"... Darren stands up for himself on some occasions but obviously isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and gets talked over by King John for a few minutes **sigh**...
... by the end of it I believe that Darren ended up walking away on the higher moral ground when he ended it all with this...
...the look of insincerity on King John's face at the beginning of that 'kiss-and-make-up' session in the second image when Darren first hugged him spoke volumes to me... it just shows that he doesn't give a shit about Darren's feelings at all... the fake tear by King John as Darren walked off was a nice touch for the camera though...
...back to the 'puppet master' task... ho hum... moving on... Gemma (laying down unusually so) asks Angie what she wants to get out of being in the house and Angie shows that she has all of her faculties about her while talking about her life... (she's quite level-headed afterall it seems)... the 'puppets' are all hungry and are having a whinge... David returns from somewhere?... what the?... whateva...
...spam/mash and cheap cider is on the menu for the 'puppets' haha!... (sucked in)... they're obviously blubbering and whinging and whining about it again as you have probably guessed... there are a few green-eyes of envy when the 'puppets' see the 'puppeteers' having a party lol!... Darren ends up in the Diary Room having a chat with Big Brother about King John lol!... (he's brewing anger inside which will see him rebel and hopefully win this I hope)...
...poor Megan the Bogan has had enough..."I'm literally STARVING TO DEATH!... I've had enough!" she cries out... hahahaha!... too funny!... Stiff Fanny literally is rolling on the floor laughing... now she's in the Diary Room going totally ballistic with a major meltdown!... this is the best part of the show so far!...
... that's the end of the show... now for BOTS... cheers.
...the final results are:... Nancy/Stiff fanny/Angie/Jeremy and Gemma are up for eviction... (few surprises there eh?)... King John says "I don't want him to hate me... please talk to me... I know that you must be furious with me"... as if he is pushing Darren to have a go at him in my opinion... Darren replies... "I'm not furious... I'm just hurt!"... which is not what King John expected to hear by the looks of his face in the second and third images below...
...Darren saying that put him top of the conversation right then... King John obviously didn't like that at all... when Darren just fobbed him off and walked away he won that whole moment as the look on King John's face in the last panel shows lol!... he knows that he lost that battle for supremacy big time... the public will judge him for that later methinks!...
...this shot straight afterwards sees King John without his subjects fawning all over him... stupid 'Kristina is she still in the house' is saying idiotic sentimental crap like "he's like a mess... the poor thing... look at him!... he feels so bad about it" and is feeling sorry for him... NO HE'S NOT YOU SILLY C*W!... HE'S SAYING... "FUCKIT!... THAT MONGREL GOT THE BETTER OF ME... HE NOW HAS THE HIGH MORAL GROUND!... DAMN IT!"... that's what he's saying you stupid gormeless empty lightglobe... he couldn't give a fig about Darren...
......Angie takes King John's nomination in her stride because she realises just what a saggy droopy testicle he really is lol!... (water off an old ducks back)... hahahaha!... meanwhile Darren in the house and we hear... 'Darren is letting off steam in the bedroooooom' and even at his 'angriest' moment sounds like he's talking in his exact same monotone voice as usual lol!... funny!... "wot?... he nominates me just because I smoke 25 or 30 fags in one day... fuck me?"... hooray!!!... Darren is growing a pair of testicles at last!!!!!...
...later on when Darren has 'calmed down'... **snigger snigger**... him and King John talk about it... King John instantly starts taking the high moral ground and telling him "Darren... I'm your friend...I'm your mate blah blah de fuckity blah!"... Darren stands up for himself on some occasions but obviously isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and gets talked over by King John for a few minutes **sigh**...
... by the end of it I believe that Darren ended up walking away on the higher moral ground when he ended it all with this... ...the look of insincerity on King John's face at the beginning of that 'kiss-and-make-up' session in the second image when Darren first hugged him spoke volumes to me... it just shows that he doesn't give a shit about Darren's feelings at all... the fake tear by King John as Darren walked off was a nice touch for the camera though...
...back to the 'puppet master' task... ho hum... moving on... Gemma (laying down unusually so
) asks Angie what she wants to get out of being in the house and Angie shows that she has all of her faculties about her while talking about her life... (she's quite level-headed afterall it seems)... the 'puppets' are all hungry and are having a whinge... David returns from somewhere?... what the?... whateva......spam/mash and cheap cider is on the menu for the 'puppets' haha!... (sucked in)... they're obviously blubbering and whinging and whining about it again as you have probably guessed... there are a few green-eyes of envy when the 'puppets' see the 'puppeteers' having a party lol!... Darren ends up in the Diary Room having a chat with Big Brother about King John lol!... (he's brewing anger inside which will see him rebel and hopefully win this I hope)...
...poor Megan the Bogan has had enough..."I'm literally STARVING TO DEATH!... I've had enough!" she cries out... hahahaha!... too funny!... Stiff Fanny literally is rolling on the floor laughing... now she's in the Diary Room going totally ballistic with a major meltdown!... this is the best part of the show so far!...
... that's the end of the show... now for BOTS... cheers.
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saw somewhere KKlingon claiming that KimmieK watched him and thought he was hilarious
maybe she got the Director's Cut
there was only one scene where he was remotely anything on screen and that was when he was telling Gemma her wardrobe is awful ...
maybe he needs reminding about his BFF choices (my apologies to everyone ahead of time ...)
I don't see her choices being any further up the rung than Gemma's ~ but they probably cost 5x as much!!
...I heard on the Internet that Kim Karshitians arse has it's own postcode
... (an old joke but I still used it)... the sad thing is crimmy... the poor sap really does think that he is genuinely funny... he really is that delusional... he will never stop believing it either unfortunately for him... he'll just continue to leech off them as he always has done... (I'd like to see that directors cut too lol!)... cheers.
Thank goodness the "vomit task" is out of the way... well the first one anyway. usually there are two in a series.
Angie called the Beached Whale Gemma a "creature"... how upsetting lol. Angie probably was short of calling her a beached whale but thought the better of it and out comes "creature".
...hahaha!... ^^^^... I more or less the same thing in my post above Dystopia lol!... cheers.
...she has a face like a dog tasting it's own testicles for the first time doesn't she?... what a meltdown!... she probably isn't carrying on like that because of the lack of food but the lack of not being able to have any 'fags'... she's probably having withdrawal systems on a massive scale BigBrotherCritic... just my thoughts anyway... cheers.
...I have to agree with most of these adsyj... especially that one highlighted lol!... cheers.
...hahaha!... nothing gets past you Dystopia... I think that you are spot-on with all of that my friend... cheers.
...^^^^...
... pure gold crimmy!...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... hang in there timmydownawell!... it might actually get better!... you never know until you continue watching it... oh who am I kidding?... it isn't is it?... at least stay to see if David Gest does actually die or not in the house?... there's something to strive for at least...
... cheers.