Big Brother 2025 starts November 9 (Sunday) on 10

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I just realised, I don't even have a TV aerial setup. Meh, TenPlay will work. Am excited to see what it brings though, we've got a little under 2 weeks!
 
Nine marketing was a room full of boomers that thought Millennials loved flash mobs. The second hand embarrassment is very real.
Maybe we were just used to it in 2012 but my goodness I do not remember those promos being that cringe at the time

I’ve found a new appreciation for the current 10 ones 😂
 
While we’re on that topic, I went back and watched the opening intro of the Launch in 2012, 2013, and 2014. If you wanna see cringe, look no further. I completely forgot Sonia entered the stage each season on Nine with a full choreographed dance routine.

The 2013 one in particular literally made me laugh aloud. Shocking.
 
The worst promo - and definitely also one of the worst if not the worst worldwide - is the one 9 used the year afterwards... the Twist.
This screams “The twist is this >insert food type< is actually fat and sugar free” or “The twist is this >insert service< is cheaper and more reliable” type of ad. Not Big Brother.
 
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While we’re on that topic, I went back and watched the opening intro of the Launch in 2012, 2013, and 2014. If you wanna see cringe, look no further. I completely forgot Sonia entered the stage each season on Nine with a full choreographed dance routine.

The 2013 one in particular literally made me laugh aloud. Shocking.
I'd forgotten how kid focused it became

I just remembered the talking fish.

Big Brother is not meant for children.
 
While we’re on that topic, I went back and watched the opening intro of the Launch in 2012, 2013, and 2014. If you wanna see cringe, look no further. I completely forgot Sonia entered the stage each season on Nine with a full choreographed dance routine.

The 2013 one in particular literally made me laugh aloud. Shocking.
I'm a Sonia fan (bite me), but I do admit that the dance routines in the openings were cringe asf.
 
I'm a Sonia fan (bite me), but I do admit that the dance routines in the openings were cringe asf.
All I keep thinking (and laughing at) is imagine this but with Davina, Julie or Gretel. 😂 💀 These openings had to have been a new low in BB lore!

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And let's not forget about Sonia's magic powers...
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I just remembered the talking fish.

Big Brother is not meant for children.
Oh god, I forgot about that.

In fairness, "Surly" was a direct rip-off of the "Tree of Temptation" in BBUK, where it worked really well (and was certainly not aimed at children).


The main problem is, it needs a smart, sharp producer to voice it, not just someone making dumb fish puns and struggling to do a British accent. 😭 It also relied on actual secrecy on BBUK, whereas you could tell they were locking people in the BBAU bathroom for Surly to talk to, with no danger of anyone walking in or catching them "talking to themselves".
 
Huh. Does he have *that* British accent? Or just *a* British accent? Because it sounded awful. 😅
If I remember it right, Surly had a scouse accent, which I'm pretty sure Alex doesn't.

I'm imagining that Sonia probably had a clause added to her contract to accommodate one dance number per season. That performative variety show style of live TV needs to stay dead and buried (and I'm including Friday Night Games in that bucket). I hope the live shows for this new series are much tighter with less recap.
 
Slightly OT: On Monday, 3rd November Mel will be on Deal or No Deal (7pm on 10).

EPG Description:
Mel Tracina the new host of Big Brother is here to win money for her charity - Lighthouse Foundation. But first she'll have to beat The Banker who is The Deal's unseen puppet master


BTW: Old/better BB eye makes a cameo appearance! Guessing this promo was created prior to the eye change.
 

EPG Description:
Mel Tracina the new host of Big Brother is here to win money for her charity - Lighthouse Foundation. But first she'll have to beat The Banker who is The Deal's unseen puppet master


BTW: Old/better BB eye makes a cameo appearance! Guessing this promo was created prior to the eye change.
Ohh is it strange that promo feels weirdly nostalgic to me? The underscore is almost exactly what Ten used in all the 2001 promos to promote the Daily Show/Eviction episodes, particularly the bit at the very end.
 
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