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BBUK 2016 - Series discussion

…today's episode:… Andy starts it off in the Diary Room… he’s happy that he’s not up for eviction… but expects something to happen… he senses a ‘twist’… he has this worked out doesn’t he?... he is so clued up isn’t he?... (I’d like him or Jason or Jayne to win this)… Evelyn/Laura and Hughie are filling up condoms with water for a water fight… it happens…


…Jayne tells them all that she used to do ‘rub and tugs’ for a job in Thailand at one stage in her life and that she did ‘dick massages’… lol!... (she’s just having a laugh because she asks Andy on the sly… “do you think that they believe it?” and laughs)… lol!... Jayne is then in the Diary Room saying that there is only Andy that she really likes talking to… all the others are just plain boring… (I fully understand where you’re coming from Jayne lol!)…


…a task begins… it’s a ‘who said what’ task… **YAWN**… Sam/Alex/Laura/Andy and Jackson are the five winners… Big Brother touched on what Alex and Jackson said about Evelyn last night… Evelyn looked really shitty and Alex and Jackson just laughed and Alex said that he’ll 'speak to her later'... he was embarrassed and Evelyn still looked shitty… (I can’t wait for that conversation lol!)…


…Andy gets nothing… Jackson wins a ‘relaxing evening’… Laura wins nothing… Alex wins a 3 course meal and he picks Jason (not Evelyn) to accompany him… Sam wins a ‘save and replace’ which is that one of the people up for nominations gets saved and someone else is going to be in their place…. He chooses Jayne to ‘save’ and to ‘replace’ her with Andy… he chose the easy way out in my opinion… what was wrong with Alex you dimwit?... so Andy joins Jason/Jackson and Laura now that are up for eviction… I sure hope that it’s Jackson that goes… please THE PUBLIC in the UK… please choose him to go I beg of you…


…Evelyn is in the Diary Room making excuses for Alex in choosing Jason to go for the 3 course meal…. SHE’S MAKING EXCUSES FOR ALEX?... What is bloody wrong with that girl?... SERIOUSLY?...Jayne thanks Sam for saving her and of course Laura says that he should have saved her while Jayne is still there in the room!... she said that he should’ve saved her to ‘redeem’ himself for nominating her yesterday… WHAT A FUCKING SELFISH COW SHE IS!... why does Sam have to ‘redeem’ himself to her?... he nominated her for a reason yesterday so why does he have to rescind that decision just to ‘redeem’ himself?... that really takes the cake for me!... stupid girl… who the hell does she think she is?...


…Jayne thanks Sam yet again… I think that she was genuinely shocked by his decision and is genuinely really grateful too… good on you Jayne… Alex and Jason enjoy their meal… Jason says… “I’ll tell you now… I don’t fuck on the first date!”… lol!... Alex replies… “I made the right choice then!”… (probably a little backslap yet again at Evelyn no doubt… what a turd!)… now Laura is talking to Sam again obviously to continue making him feel uncomfortable even more… (he’ll probably commit suicide if she doesn’t shut up and leave him alone soon)…


…now Jackson is talking to Jason and Andy and is declaring that “from now on I’m just going to be me!” thereby confessing that up until now his persona was all an act obviously… (he’s not very clever is he?)… Andy is obviously sick and tired of his bullshit drivel and gets up and walks away saying that he is ‘tired’ lol!... Jason asks Andy “where you goin’?”… and watches him walking away and obviously thinking ‘don’t leave me on my own with this fuckin’ loser’ lol!’... the look on Jason’s face when he left them was pure gold lol!...


…Laura’s laying in bed saying “how rude!... how rude!... where the fuck is my little ‘side-kick’ blah! blah!”… (Evelyn)… she then gets out of bed and hunts Evelyn down and tells her that she was ‘testing’ her… Evelyn smiles at her but is probably thinking ‘who the fuck do you think you are’ most likely from the expression on her face…


…Andy is now in the Diary Room having his say… he’s not very happy that Sam put him up for eviction that’s for sure… he analyses some of the housemates as to why they are the way that they are but he says quite sensible things as always… don’t worry Andy… you’re not going my friend… it’ll most probably be Jackson… if not him… Laura methinks!... end of show… cheers.
 
Dystopia said:
I still think that Jackson will be shown the door instead of Laura - I hope so anyway.
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...I do too... I really can't even stand looking at him anymore let alone listen to that screechy whiney voice of his anymore...with his “from now on I’m just going to be me!” statement today he gave away the fact that he was basically 'playing a role' in the house up until now as far as I'm concerned... he came into the house portraying himself as a 'streetwise poor ragamuffin kid with a heart of gold that has strong moral values and 'street cred' that is loyal to his friends' type of fake-arsed act... he even tried to add the old 'poor kid meets rich girl and falls in love to 'live happily ever after' with 'me missus' card too but that soon quickly came unstuck when Georgina rightfully got evicted... (as I've said before in this thread... when he ambles up to the mansion where Georgina lives to 'see me missus' her dad will tell the butler to throw him out and then Georgina will get her 'chums' at the Polo Club to beat him up)... I can just see it...

...then it was back to the 'streetwise poor ragamuffin kid with a heart of gold that has strong moral values and 'street cred' that is loyal to his friends' crap again... and his fake 'accents' began to then unravel so much that THE PUBLIC 'called him out on it' thereby shattering his confidence that his 'act' had been found out... that "if I win any money I will share it all out equally!" bullshit statement was what started the other housemates to start to realise that his persona was all bullshit... he was mincemeat after that lol!...

...his overacted exaggerated expressions when he could've chosen to see his kid or not and when he had to make other 'moral' decisions for either himself or for the team were a cringefest to watch... they were neither true emotions or true intentions... basically... he was such a terrible actor!... it's as simple as that... hence the reason for THE PUBLIC turning on him (in my opinion anyway)... now he is just feeling sorry for himself because even he has come to realise how ridiculous he has become and is probably worried what repercussions there will be from his family and mates...

...well... it's either that or... he is the genuine article and we are all just 'misunderstanding' him... somehow I don't think that is the case to be honest... I'm pretty damn sure that Jackson will be the one to go... I really do hope that it's him anyway... I'd like Laura to stay too... even though she shits me to tears she's not actually a nasty person... she's just sly and thinks that she's 'entitled' to win this that's all... anyhow... that's how I see it anyway... cheers.
 
Dystopia said:
Sam had lost his mother Lateysha... orphaned, poor bastard - but.... which grown up woman wouldn't take pity on an empty-headed. lost, little crying boy.

As if predetermined by the Gods themselves, Jayne, against all odds as it seemed for a while, was rescued so she could become the replacement mother for poor little boy Sam.

As (I think it was Laura) pointed out later, there had been no connection between Sam and Jayne but he insisted "...yeah, we were talking..." right you are Sammy boy, that's what Mother and Son are in the habit of doing unless they play roles in some Grecian Tragedy.

I still think that Jackson will be shown the door instead of Laura - I hope so anyway.
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...aw man!... I so agree with you on this about Sam... that's almost exactly what I thought of him lol!... it was like you were channeling my inner thoughts... he is is lost little mummy's boy that hates confrontation with any female whatsover... he's terrified of Laura because she appears to him to be so forceful... I'm actually shocked that he even made it this far so far but wouldn't it be so hilarious if he won this?... I would be laughing for days I imagine lol!...
 
There's a scene in Buffy where a cuckolded boyfriend is approached by his repentant girlfriend, and he says he just needs some space. She says once again she is sorry for hurting him and what he means to her and he says that he has told her what he wants, and so this care is just for herself, to make herself feel better.

Sam/Andy
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:

...aw man!... I so agree with you on this about Sam... that's almost exactly what I thought of him lol!... it was like you were channeling my inner thoughts... he is is lost little mummy's boy that hates confrontation with any female whatsover... he's terrified of Laura because she appears to him to be so forceful... I'm actually shocked that he even made it this far so far but wouldn't it be so hilarious if he won this?... I would be laughing for days I imagine lol!...
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Not a chance in the whole world Sticky.... sorry to burst your bubble: Never in the hitory of BB was there a winner with such a big, empty head.... ain't gonna happen :p
 
...today's show:... Laura starts the show off in the Diary Room still complaining that Sam didn't save her... why should he?... the way that she kept trying to make Sam feel bad yesterday for not picking her and her constant badgering of him for it is a form of bullying to me... she's a strong minded woman and she knows that Sam doesn't like confrontations with women in general... it's terrible what she is doing to him as far as I'm concerned at least... she thinks that she is so entitled and privileged that she should be in the final line-up automatically... she throws in lots of tears to garner sympathy (as if that will do any good to THE PUBLIC... if she's chosen by them to go then she will go regardless!)... silly girl...

...now Andy has a chat with with a miserable looking face-ache in Simple Sam... Andy spoke to him entirely differently to the way Laura did... Sam actually spoke with him about it with so much ease and relief compared to the 'chats' with Laura... they both hug at the end of it... Evelyn is waxing her 'moustache' lol!... Jason gets called to the Diary Room ahead of the impending task and is told that he's not allowed to physically play in the task... (because of his strength perhaps?... it's an unfair advantage maybe?)... Jason tells him to let him leave the house because that was the 'last straw'... he believes that it will affect the voting against him if he's not allowed to participate... (fair enough call I guess?)... an hour and thirty six minutes later... Jason stays in the house and participates in the task after all lol!...

...the task comprises of each of the 3 teams to build a bridge over the pool so as one member of the team can cross over it... Evelyn and then Laura try to cross their bridges while the other teams throw sponges at them... they both fail... now it's Jayne's turn to try... Jayne falls into the water and is apparently 'knocked out' according to Hughie... she just looks a tad bit stunned if nothing else... they all jump in the pool to dramatically 'rescue' her... two paramedics come in to attend to her... she's alright of course but is enjoying all the attention methinks... she's taken to Hospital... Jackson is now being dramatic and babbling some shit... moving on...

...15 minutes later Laura is saying that everybody needs to 'calm the fuck down' and stop being so dramatic and Hughie has a little squabble with her... Big Brother announces that Jayne is 'alright' and not to worry... they all move on... now Jackson is getting a quick grope of Laura while wrestling with her on the bed (watch it Jackson... the 'missus' is probably watching old son!)...

...now that 'spongegate' has happened Jackson gets called to the Diary Room... Big Brother tells him that Jayne isn't dead with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek lol!... of course I fast forward Jackson's reply... the housemates make up a dummy model of Jayne in her bed and when Jackson comes back Jason tells him that Jayne is back and is lying in her bed... Jackson runs inside to see her... they all run in behind Jackson unbeknown to him to see what happens... they all laugh their guts out when Jackson realises that he was set up lol!...

...oh gawd... here we friggin' go... the stupid 'letters from home' bullshit section... why the hell do this each and every stupid fucking time?... stuff this!... fast forward... moving on... Jayne returns to the house at last... now it's her turn for her 'letter from home'... fast forward yet again... right!... after all of that schmaltz everyone is feeling really lovey dovey towards each other at last.. they have a party put on for them by Big Brother... of course... Jason goes straight to the Diary Room lol!... 'Mr Misery Guts' needs to talk instead of dance lol!... Jason couldn't believe that it was his dad that wrote his 'letter from home'... (I fast forwarded that so I can't really comment)... end of show... (I think)... they show a clip of Jackson screaming and shouting something about his kid after seeing Rylan for a second or two but I think that it was just some bad editing that was left in... it seemed to me to be some old footage methinks... anyhow... NOW it's the end of the show... cheers.
 
Dystopia said:
Not a chance in the whole world Sticky.... sorry to burst your bubble: Never in the hitory of BB was there a winner with such a big, empty head.... ain't gonna happen :p
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...hahaha!... yeah I know but what a fantastic shit-stir it would be if it happened though?... lol!... imagine if the UK PUBLIC decided to 'ave' a larf' and all gelled together to commit the ultimate shit-stir of the century?... what if they... oh who am I kidding?... yes Dystopia... you're right of course... but it would be hilarious though lol!... cheers.
 
I don't know about you people, but I prefer watching Laura handling Evelyn's 'tach' to Andy hugging Sam. That poor Zebra....

Where did it all come from in the first place? The Romans never used to hug and those guys were civilised.... just goes to show that the world is going to the dogs. :wtf:

Lil Jackson just doesn't know when he's beat. I'd make mince meat out of that little shit. I was surprised to hear Laura comment on the fact that people in such an emergency situation shouldn't exacerbate things by panicking and going all hysterical because this is precisely what always happens. Laura was spot on and even dared to utter her opinion before calculating whether this might be badly conceived by such and such.... yet the little shit Jackson found nothing better to do than belittling her for it.
For this action alone Laura has regained number one for me again, with everybody else coming a distant second.

I'd love to build a house with Laura and live in one someone else built for us :laugh:

Now for the 'crying task' -- I'll skip that one, it's been such a nice day :whistling:
 
I shall say this. @Mr Stickyfingers and @Dystopia . Please don't ever leave, make sure you are here for Celebrity BB. Nobody writes a better or funnier recap than Mr Stickyfingers and Dystopia I'm not sure whether you are a man or a woman. I think I man so you will take this the right way. You are a funny haha bastard. Love your work.

Out of today I have come up with a conspiracy theory.

Jason gets called to the diary room and for some reason that I do not understand is told he can't compete in the task. Jason was rightly pissed off. We are told that after an hour and a half of talking to BB, Jason is back and is in the task. Jason threatened to quit etc, and I reckon that was fair enough. If he didn't participate in the task and just moped around, he would of been seen in a pretty bad light.

However, Jason was a new man today. I saw him smile and laugh. He led the pack on the prank on Jane. He was revitalised. Yeah sure he went to the diary room during the party but hell so would I. I have to be legless to dance, not gonna happen after 1 beer and a sip of wine ever.

So here is the conspiracy.In order that Jason did not quit the house, Jason was told by BB that he is not going tomorrow night. That is why he acted like a human today.

Anyway I'm a pretty hopeless conspiracy theorist, but either Jason suddenly snapped out of his depression or he got word from BB to stick it out. Nudge nudge wink wink.

What do my learned colleagues reckon. Has this got any legs.
 
adsyj said:
I shall say this. @Mr Stickyfingers and @Dystopia . Please don't ever leave, make sure you are here for Celebrity BB. Nobody writes a better or funnier recap than Mr Stickyfingers and Dystopia I'm not sure whether you are a man or a woman. I think I man so you will take this the right way. You are a funny haha bastard. Love your work.

Out of today I have come up with a conspiracy theory.

Jason gets called to the diary room and for some reason that I do not understand is told he can't compete in the task. Jason was rightly pissed off. We are told that after an hour and a half of talking to BB, Jason is back and is in the task. Jason threatened to quit etc, and I reckon that was fair enough. If he didn't participate in the task and just moped around, he would of been seen in a pretty bad light.

However, Jason was a new man today. I saw him smile and laugh. He led the pack on the prank on Jane. He was revitalised. Yeah sure he went to the diary room during the party but hell so would I. I have to be legless to dance, not gonna happen after 1 beer and a sip of wine ever.

So here is the conspiracy.In order that Jason did not quit the house, Jason was told by BB that he is not going tomorrow night. That is why he acted like a human today.

Anyway I'm a pretty hopeless conspiracy theorist, but either Jason suddenly snapped out of his depression or he got word from BB to stick it out. Nudge nudge wink wink.

What do my learned colleagues reckon. Has this got any legs.
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...three things adsyj... first:... thankyou very much for your kind words... I appreciate them very much... I always love it when people say that they like my ramblings and rants lol!... second:... I will definitely be here for Celebrity Big Brother too... in fact... all of them if possible... third:... your conspiracy theory does make sense to me and is entirely possible in my opinion... Jason is quite liked on some other website polls and quite a lot of people on today's BOTS from what I gather so I really don't think that he'll be going tomorrow night... Laura either...I think that it will be Jackson to be honest (well I bloody hope so anyway lol!)... but yeah... them telling Jason **nudge nudge wink wink... say no more** on the sly that he's safe to keep him in the house is quite feasible to me for sure... after all... we are talking about Channel 5 aren't we?... lol!... again my friend... thankyou... cheers.
 
I ended up FFing most of the show as there is nothing more boring than 'letters from home', be it BB or Survivor.

Did they actually explain what caused Jayne's incident? Given she was feeling wobbly even before taking part in the task.
 
Winterbourne said:
Fucking spoilers. Why would you show that in the first 30 seconds?
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They used to never really bother with preview spoilers, then by the time of CH5 they put them all over the place, before every advert break even.

I expect this public vote to evict to be as predictable as all the previous ones, with Laura going. Would love Jackson to go but it's not likely.
 
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