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BBUK 2016 - Series discussion

As the wind changes direction so do I. I'm on team Andy now. Good bloke, decent human has got thru some tough times on the show, is quite interesting. Andy for the win.

Jason is going to be scarred for life from this terrible experience. WAKE UP TO YOURSELF YOU BIG GOOSE. Fair dinkum he is just a drain to watch and listen to. Apparently he is 45 years old, he is as weak as piss. Lateysha bagged him, Hughie yelled at him and said mean things. Crikey how does he deal with a serious problem in real life. I'm just over him and his depression.

Not a bad episode until the second half and we had to watch Jason wallow in the depth of despair and misery,. The BB News was a good task.
 
Jackson you poor thing... Jayne was rude to youth this morning :eek: It's a good thing you've never been rude to anyone and even better, you have the stalwart of morals Sam to confide in.

There, there.... it's going to be all right! Have a fag!

The problem that Jason struggles with is the word "GAME". He's not the only one as we have seen so many times on BOTS and the Daily Show. It should be cleared up once and for all:

Game means Game..... it's something you play, a pastime, something enjoyable and often there are winners or losers.

Game-show means a show often broadcast on public media based on a "Game" - the purpose being the same as in the original word "Game" - but now obviously being made available to a much wider audience

Game players... are those who partake in the playing of the game. Without the Game Players, the Game could not take place -- -- -- ergo: For any participant in a game to actually play the game is a vital ingredient to the successful execution of any game.


Any questions?
 
...today's episode:... a few of them have hangovers from the party last night... Hughie lies and says that he didn't intend to roll into the pool while drunk... LIAR!... what a bare-faced LIAR!!!... (to use Hughie's own words)... Evelyn is gushing on like a love-lorn Schoolgirl about Alex... :rolleyes::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:... what the fuck do they see in that twat?... seriously?...

...I am so sick of Jackson... I wish that THE PUBLIC would vote him out... Laura is now talking about a dream that she had to Alex about her/Alex and Evelyn being back at School and that he and Evelyn were having sex with their clothes still on... WTF?... what a load of drivel that is!... she' still trying to get them two together to have a romance and hoping for a backlash from it... what a snake!... I would love to see Emma deeply probe Laura when she gets evicted... I'd love to see how she responds to it...

...Jackson says something to Sam... moving on... here goes... yet another task... Andy has to play as a News reporter about the activities within the house... Laura is 'shocked' by a news report about her and Marco... Jackson says something... moving on... Andy reports that he 'stabbed Jason in the back'... Andy gets embarrassed and stumbles when Jason turns the report back onto him... (Jason wasn't impressed at all)... "well that was fucking awkward!" Andy says after it lol!...

...Andy has to 'interview' Jackson... Andy says that a 'Tweet' says that he sheds 'crocodile tears'... his reply was cringe-worthy... Andy then says "Jackson... what is your accent?"... he dribbles some shit that made no sense... I'm bored now... fast forward... Jackson looked quite shocked after the 'interview'... so he should be... then Andy reads some real and fake news from outside the house... they have to guess if the headlines are true or false... the first one was... "has Britain left the EU?"... most were shocked that Britain had left the EU... especially Andy... they got it wrong...

...the next question was "is Theresa May the new British Prime Minister now?"... Andy went against the housemates guess and guessed right that she was... he was right lol!... they then report what Lateysha said on BOTS about Andy and Jason... what a sour-graped bitch!... they then show her 'twerk' on BOTS... they all can't help but laugh...

...Andy's final report was about Hughie and what he said about Jason in the Diary Room last night... then they tell what Jason said about Laura and finally what Laura said about Alex... (yes he's still in the house)... Alex did not look impressed... the News report ends and then Jason and Laura have words with each other... it fizzles out to nothing...

...Jason is asking Andy/Jackson/Alex and Jayne out in the garden... "just how do you play the game while in the house?... can somebody explain it to me?"... (you just answered your own question right there Jason lol!)... Alex says nothing... no really... he doesn't!...

...Jackson is in the Diary Room feeling sorry for himself... he says something... fast forward... moving on... now Laura is talking to Evelyn about what Jason said in the 'tits out' news report... moving on... Jason is in the garden talking to himself... oh wait!... he's not... Alex is there... sorry about that... then again... he may just have well have been lol!...

...Andy does some face painting on Jayne... Laura starts sucking up Alex's arse major big time... fast forward... Jason goes to the Diary Room... he says that he wants to leave... he says that 'he's done!"... he asks Big Brother to open the door... he's determined to walk no matter what Big Brother says... it ends in limbo... they cut to an Ad...

...when it comes back after the Ad we see Jason back in the garden... apparently it took 1 hour and 40 minutes to talk him into staying!... well done Big Brother!... I would've hated to see him go like that... he talks with Andy for a while... how he spoke to Andy without breaking down in laughter with him wearing that cheetah face paint is way beyond me lol!... omg!... Sam is in the Diary Room!... as if he would have ANYTHING profound to say is way beyond my comprehension... you guessed it... fast forward... moving on...

...Jackson asks Jayne if she wants to chat... she says 'no!'... he obviously was hoping that she would ask him about he feels about what was said about him today by THE PUBLIC and she didn't... what's wrong Jackson?... upset because THE PUBLIC are onto your act?... now he is in the Diary Room... because it's near the end of the show I won't fast forward this time... aw shit!... I should've after all... it's just the same old 'woe is me!' drivel... Jayne is now talking to Jason about his feelings... my god!... what she said to Jason was really brilliant to watch!... what a credit to her... I so love Jayne... I wouldn't mind her winning this if Andy and Jason don't... she's great!... the show closes with Evelyn throwing herself at Alex... he must have woken up for a few seconds and she's showering him with kisses before he nods off again obviously... UUUUURGH!!!!!... what is wrong with you Evelyn?... end of show... cheers.
 
Dystopia said:
Jackson you poor thing... Jayne was rude to youth this morning :eek: It's a good thing you've never been rude to anyone and even better, you have the stalwart of morals Sam to confide in.

There, there.... it's going to be all right! Have a fag!

The problem that Jason struggles with is the word "GAME". He's not the only one as we have seen so many times on BOTS and the Daily Show. It should be cleared up once and for all:

Game means Game..... it's something you play, a pastime, something enjoyable and often there are winners or losers.

Game-show means a show often broadcast on public media based on a "Game" - the purpose being the same as in the original word "Game" - but now obviously being made available to a much wider audience

Game players... are those who partake in the playing of the game. Without the Game Players, the Game could not take place -- -- -- ergo: For any participant in a game to actually play the game is a vital ingredient to the successful execution of any game.


Any questions?
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...hahaha!... a truly brilliant post Dystopia... funny as!... I love it when you get into this frame of mind at times lol!... cheers.
 
Does anyone else feel that awkward adolescence (going through the pretending to be sexually attracted to women) phase coming from Alex? I mean, Evelyn is attractive. Alex was basically borderline paralysed during that moment between them.

Also about Hughie rolling into the pool. I know he was fully drunk, but that was obviously fake. You could tell by the way he intended to move into the pool, and his reaction afterwards was anticlimactic. Also normally I find things funny, but that wasn't funny at all. It was more uncomfortable considering after he fell somebody was laughing like a dying whale!

Really Laura? Stop. Trying. To. Make. Evelyn. And. Alex. Happen.
There is absolutely no chemistry there at all. Also I could feel the painful awkwardness during that dream chat. Arrgh!

So Andy is having trouble answering Jason's 'how to play the game' question. Then Alex arrives and helps Andy with his answer! Because he's right in front of him to fill that statement. Alex was the definition of what Andy said. Friends with everyone, avoids conflict or any disagreement and backs out of risky situations.

Oh my Jackson Blyton. Please stop with that accent. And that whole act. Just leave already. That leadership role he takes (especially during annihilation week) I honestly cannot take seriously. I don't know who he is trying to mimick or impersonate but it's not working in his favours.

Apparently there are rumours of Jason leaving, which isn't true, yet I believe. Ryan is getting pulled up on racist, sexist and transphobic tweets. Which he apologised to former winner Luke A about tweets made in 2012. To be honest, I thought that apology was ungenuine and weak. He was 21 years old in 2012, he should of known better. But I suppose time will tell. That still doesn't excuse his behaviour towards the whole blackface incident and the list goes on.
Georgina is apparently going through some issues with Marco. According to her, Marco is threatening her and now she is scared to go to the final. She said he told her to kill herself and called her deogatory names on Snapchat.
Andy's "fiancé" apparently cheated on Andy. I knew there was something creepy about that "grey and old, baby!" But I feel sorry for Andy, jeez that's awful. Glad they didn't show that on BB News.

 
Jackson's explanation of his accent(s) was cogent and showed an interesting struggle in the life of English youth - I talk as I talk because I'm from Nottingham. If he didn't, the class structure there would have at him for putting on airs and who does does he think he is? etc. He is a young guy of colour and he can put on the gangsta chat if he wants to. I know that the way I speak to my students is different to the way I will speak if I run into some Aussies in Prague or somewhere, and I might bung on a bit of the old Roy and HG gear. And to get a good job he needs to use received pronunciation, another function of the rediculous class system English people suffer under. A very interesting confessional.
 
Brekkie said:
They just get the housemates to read the dictionary out loud before they go in and then create their conversations in the edit suite.
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WHAT.... they can READ?!? Well I never.

I feel I must point out here that in order to read a DICTIONARY - one must actually know the alphabet - true story! :(
 
adsyj said:
Crikey how does he deal with a serious problem in real life. I'm just over him and his depression.
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Big Brother isn't real life, you're confined to a house with people you can't get away from even if they are treating you like crap. It's not very easy when you have something approaching getting ostracized.

The tasks have been clearly geared to get under his skin. Andy was shown up as a hypocrite saying he wouldn't turn against Jason as he has helped him, but he mocked him in the DR and hasn't really defended him against others. Even Jayne was interrogating him over his eviction of Ryan.


I don't think Alex is that interested in a showmance, and Evelyn trying to force it for her story puts him off.
 
Yes @starry Jason has copped a fair old hammering from BB but really, is he that soft.

It seems to me his issues stems from being called a "game player". They have all had their struggles in the house. Jayne, targeted by everybody, Andy, targeted and heated arguments plus some Welsh girls screaming in the diary room I hate I hate him. Laura having to be nominated and loudly booed. Yes she has a bit of a whinge but largely gets on with it.

Nah sorry big Jase needs to harden up.
 
Ezminus said:



Also about Hughie rolling into the pool. I know he was fully drunk, but that was obviously fake. You could tell by the way he intended to move into the pool, and his reaction afterwards was anticlimactic. Also normally I find things funny, but that wasn't funny at all. It was more uncomfortable considering after he fell somebody was laughing like a dying whale!

Really Laura? Stop. Trying. To. Make. Evelyn. And. Alex. Happen.
There is absolutely no chemistry there at all. Also I could feel the painful awkwardness during that dream chat. Arrgh!

So Andy is having trouble answering Jason's 'how to play the game' question. Then Alex arrives and helps Andy with his answer! Because he's right in front of him to fill that statement. Alex was the definition of what Andy said. Friends with everyone, avoids conflict or any disagreement and backs out of risky situations.

Oh my Jackson Blyton. Please stop with that accent. And that whole act. Just leave already. That leadership role he takes (especially during annihilation week) I honestly cannot take seriously. I don't know who he is trying to mimick or impersonate but it's not working in his favours.

Apparently there are rumours of Jason leaving, which isn't true, yet I believe. Ryan is getting pulled up on racist, sexist and transphobic tweets. Which he apologised to former winner Luke A about tweets made in 2012. To be honest, I thought that apology was ungenuine and weak. He was 21 years old in 2012, he should of known better. But I suppose time will tell. That still doesn't excuse his behaviour towards the whole blackface incident and the list goes on.
Georgina is apparently going through some issues with Marco. According to her, Marco is threatening her and now she is scared to go to the final. She said he told her to kill herself and called her deogatory names on Snapchat.
Andy's "fiancé" apparently cheated on Andy. I knew there was something creepy about that "grey and old, baby!" But I feel sorry for Andy, jeez that's awful. Glad they didn't show that on BB News.
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OMG... I shouldn't be reading these posts past-bedtime, don't take me wrong, the above makes for interesting reading and even more wonderment.

This here:
"Does anyone else feel that awkward adolescence (going through the pretending to be sexually attracted to women) phase coming from Alex? I mean, Evelyn is attractive. Alex was basically borderline paralysed during that moment between them."

I am certain that either Alex is still trying to figure out his sexual preferences or Evelyn has VERY bad breath. What else could it be?

Ryan is getting pulled up on racist, sexist and transphobic tweets. Ok, slow down a bit. So racist would mean he said something bad about Muslims, sexist means he doesn't like women.... poor kid doesn't know what he's missing out on and "transphobic'.... I didn't even know that was a word.
I am still trying to get my head around how to pronounce LBGT and Brexit and trying to remember which is which, let alone what happened to the blonde dude with the wind-sensitive haircut on a parachute and now you're throwing "transphobic" at me. I think I'm getting too old for this shit and should retire to Aybitha or is it Ibitha... surely one of them 's gotta be wrong.

Georgina is having issues with Marco? The Ape-man Marco? Were they an item? No? Why doesn't she just tell him to fuck off? Oh, perhaps that's unladylike. Life can be so difficult.

Andy's fiancé cheated on Andy? What's gonna happen to the ring?

I'd suggest Andy and Jason pair up, it doesn't look like Jason is going to share Charlie's bed any time soon. Everything will work out all right in the end, I'm sure, and here I am getting all puffed up over nothing in the middle of the night.

I still blame it all on you though Ezminus :p


 
adsyj said:
Yes @starry Jason has copped a fair old hammering from BB but really, is he that soft.

It seems to me his issues stems from being called a "game player". They have all had their struggles in the house. Jayne, targeted by everybody, Andy, targeted and heated arguments plus some Welsh girls screaming in the diary room I hate I hate him. Laura having to be nominated and loudly booed. Yes she has a bit of a whinge but largely gets on with it.

Nah sorry big Jase needs to harden up.
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The focus is on Jason in the HLs right now, so that's what the viewers are guided to think I feel. Particularly with the procession of DR comments against him. And having revealed that Andy the one person he is close to has really backstabbed him can't help him much. Others have broken down more in this series though, Jayne to give an obvious example.
 
starry said:
The focus is on Jason in the HLs right now, so that's what the viewers are guided to think I feel. Particularly with the procession of DR comments against him. And having revealed that Andy the one person he is close to has really backstabbed him can't help him much. Others have broken down more in this series though, Jayne to give an obvious example.
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But, it feels like it is time for him to go home. If he iß 'playing the game' , he is playing it badly.

Unless his cunning plan is to look really affected by it all, and thus humanise himself. I don't think so, and so I think the others are in sync and are giving giving good big brother. Next, I hope Sam goes home, becàuse he is boring and doesn't know it, and Hughie, because I hate hiß argument style.
 
Dystopia said:
Is Jade the one from BBAUS who was infatuated with the guy who preferred to cuddle a football rather than a devoted blonde? I think... Ben was his name?
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...no Dystopia... it was 'Ed'... it was short for 'fuckED' ... what a little whimp he was... he used to 'shuffle his cards' waiting to pounce on Tim Dormer... he's probably still shuffling them to this day... either that of shuffling his dick through his knuckles... he is one guy that needs to be smacked really hard in the face with a shovel as far as I'm concerned... cheers.
 
No his name was Ed. Yeah Evelyn who is on fire in the house calling out the bullshitters, you go girl. Look I'm going to be crude, I apologise in advance to anyone who is offended.

The way I see it is she wants to shag mumbling Alex. No problems with that, she is not declaring love like Jade was she wants to get it in. Go for it girl. I like her. I guess it helps she is smoking hot and dresses to impress.

It may be a reflection on the series as a whole but there is nobody left that I hate but neither is there anybody left that I'm really excited to see win. Morose sullen Jason maybe to go this week.

I would like to see Laura stay, I felt a bit sorry for her tonight.
 
...today's show:... it's Sam's Birthday and apparently it has been his ' childhood dream' to spend his Birthday in the Big Brother house... yeah Sam... sure sunshine... what a simpleton he is... Laura says something to Evelyn... moving on... Jason talks to Sam about 'opening up and relaxing'... if you want to relax Jason just let Sam continue to talk... you'll be fast asleep in seconds!... Laura and Evelyn want Hughie to win this if they don't... neither definitely do not want Jackson to win it apparently... wow!... haven't they gone off him?... lol!... that's backed up straight after when they speak in the garden too...

...now they have to start nominations... they flash through them for the big 'surprise' that all the housemates nominations will be seen by the rest of them... let the embarrassments and cringing begin lol!... Evelyn gives Jackson a good serve lol!... he doesn't look happy even though he's doing that ridiculous maniacal laugh that he does all of the time...

...Laura was not happy that Alex chose her and his pissweak excuse of choosing Jayne was so pathetic and she called him out on it too... well done Jayne!... she also gave Jackson a good serve while she was at it... lol!... you go girl!... Jason/Laura/Jackson and Jayne are all up for eviction BUT!... one of them can possibly be saved tomorrow apparently... (maybe from THE PUBLIC vote perhaps?)... Jackson says to Jason that he is 'scared of Jason' lol!... what a fucking PUSSY Jackson is!... seriously Jackson?... you're 'scared' that Jason might get violent and you are worried for the others?... god give me strength!... AAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!... he then tries to suck up Jason's arse 5 minutes later... I so detest Jackson...

...Laura got the rough end of the Pineapple tonight... it was sad at times... I even started to feel sorry for her at one time... Evelyn really pays out on Jackson again and he keeps telling her to ''shut the fuck up!'' over and over again and Jason politely asks him not to talk to her like that and then Evelyn goes for his jugular lol!... I so loved watching Evelyn just then!... it was absolutely brilliant!... lol!... well done Evelyn... you keep going girl!... lol!...

...Simple Sam has a chat with Jason and said that he thinks that Jason is "playing the game"... um DUUUUUUUUH!... you ALL are you dumb-arsed twit!... **move on Sticky before you burst a blood vessal listening to this dickhead**... Jayne has a blubber in the Diary Room... (don't worry Jayne... I still love you at least sweetie)... Jackson 'apologises' to Jason in a mega suck-arse session... (spew bucket please)...

...they all celebrate Sam's 'childhood dream' Birthday (um... yeah!.. as if!)... (cue Hughie accidentally 'falling' into the pool)... Andy is now in the Diary Room and is happy that nobody voted for him for a change... (good onya Andy!)... Alex says something to Jackson... no really... he actually spoke!... moving on... end of show... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
Alex says something to Jackson... no really... he actually spoke!... moving on... end of show... cheers.
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So I've read online that conversation at the end between home boy and the mumbler caused great anger amongst viewers. The mumbler apparently joked about Evelyn. Even reading the stories online I still don't understand.

Can anyone out there translate homeboy and mumbling and let me know what these two said. I legit can't understand it. I'm watching on youtube.
 
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