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...Australian Survivor Photoshop Thread 2016...

...bloody Matt the stinking little squealer... he's such a mastermind isn't he?... he has a mind but has not mastered it... what a snivelling little twonk... he's a mentalist?...

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...'a magician who performs feats that apparently demonstrate extraordinary mental powers such as mind reading' eh?... yeah right!... this is what I think of this vacuous dross that has no courage or intelligence whatsover as far as I'm concerned... cheers.

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...another silly one today but what the hell eh?... aren't they all quite ridiculous anyway?... lol!... cheers.

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I wish you would go on a reality show. You have enough personality for the whole season.

I would like to see one of Sam bragging about how he's a good person and the head of a mental health charity and then an image of him glaring at Nick and calling him a snake.
 
...bloody Matt the stinking little squealer... he's such a mastermind isn't he?... he has a mind but has not mastered it... what a snivelling little twonk... he's a mentalist?...

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...'a magician who performs feats that apparently demonstrate extraordinary mental powers such as mind reading' eh?... yeah right!... this is what I think of this vacuous dross that has no courage or intelligence whatsover as far as I'm concerned... cheers.

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Matt would do better if he was the second definition " eccentric or slightly mad"

Instead he's the definition of delusional.
 
I wish you would go on a reality show. You have enough personality for the whole season.

...hahahaha!... I think that I'd give it a go if I had a chance to do it to be honest Rose711... the trouble is... I would drive them all insane after a few days lol!... I like to tease and shit-stir people all of the time... my sweet darling wife says that I am going through my 5th or 6th childhood... (lets face it... after being with her for 38 years she would probably know eh?...;):thumbsup::biggrin:... lol!)... she tells me that I rarely have an 'off' button and that I'm always messing about from the time that I wake up until the time that I go to sleep (I drive my grandkids mad with my stirring them) lol!... but yeah... I'd give it a go for sure!... and thanks for saying such a nice thing about me... you are too kind...

I would like to see one of Sam bragging about how he's a good person and the head of a mental health charity and then an image of him glaring at Nick and calling him a snake.

...yeah that sounds likes a good one... leave it with me sweetness... I just love doing requests... I'll see what I come up with... I'll do it within the next day or so... I promise... cheers.
 
If there isAustralian Survivor 2, which I hope there is, at least audition Mr. S.
You could have so much fun making a tape for it.
I could see you on Survivor- the rest of the tribe goes to sleep and wakes up only to find you've made a complete set of fishing gear, woven a few hammocks and created a herb garden.

(Actually in one season of survivor someone made a rock garden, and a very annoying girl couldn't leave it alone. It was hilarious.)
 
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...I still see a little spark of romance between Sue and Nick... I don't care what anyone says!... so there!... I mean... as if I'd make something like this up?... that would make me an idiotic conspiracy theorist that lives in a dream worl... oh wait!... cheers.

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If there isAustralian Survivor 2, which I hope there is, at least audition Mr. S.
You could have so much fun making a tape for it.
I could see you on Survivor- the rest of the tribe goes to sleep and wakes up only to find you've made a complete set of fishing gear, woven a few hammocks and created a herb garden.


(Actually in one season of survivor someone made a rock garden, and a very annoying girl couldn't leave it alone. It was hilarious.)

...hahaha!... you know me too well Rose711!... lol!... perhaps I should... well after seeing Sue and that Peter guy it seems that your age doesn't matter does it?... unlike that lot though I would spend an entire year learning how to start a fire and build a proper hut and anything else that you need to learn to survive!... I would be that organised to do all of those things easily... that's what I am like believe me... it's called HOMEWORK!... if I could take one personal item it would be a Swiss Army Knife that has a massive machete blade attached to it for instance... (just joking... no I'm not)... lol!... cheers.
 
I wish you would go on a reality show. You have enough personality for the whole season.

I would like to see one of Sam bragging about how he's a good person and the head of a mental health charity and then an image of him glaring at Nick and calling him a snake.

...here you go sweet Rose711... your Photoshop as per requested... I hope that it reaches your expectations my sweet.. I couldn't resist putting Nick's twitching eyebrows in on the top right hand corner image... I just couldn't lol!... cheers.

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