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Next instalment….Mr. Magpie Dad came to visit, and despite his swooping on passers-by, I’ve discovered he’s actually quite tame, or game, and will take meat from my hand. Mrs. Magpie is a bit more wary.
After putting some meat scraps outside and leaving the backdoor open with the remaining scraps inside, I heard a noise. Only to look up and find Mr. Magpie perched on the arm of the couch… calmly looking at me with meat in his beak!
“Ooops", I thought, "Now I have to get him out before he decides to *thank me for his lunch*" (*shits inside*). So, I said hello and gently tried to encourage him to turnaround and fly out. And, what did he do? No, not that... He jumped off the arm onto the cushions and promptly walked all over the couch towards me. “Oh! Ooops! Ooops! F***! Now there’s gonna be bird germs on the couch”…..
Anyway, after he turned around and went back to finish off his lunchtime feast of ‘chicken’...in his own good time, he flew out very satisfied. How naughty....tee hee hee.
Sooooo cute, and he didn’t even say Good-day*
After putting some meat scraps outside and leaving the backdoor open with the remaining scraps inside, I heard a noise. Only to look up and find Mr. Magpie perched on the arm of the couch… calmly looking at me with meat in his beak!
“Ooops", I thought, "Now I have to get him out before he decides to *thank me for his lunch*" (*shits inside*). So, I said hello and gently tried to encourage him to turnaround and fly out. And, what did he do? No, not that... He jumped off the arm onto the cushions and promptly walked all over the couch towards me. “Oh! Ooops! Ooops! F***! Now there’s gonna be bird germs on the couch”…..
Anyway, after he turned around and went back to finish off his lunchtime feast of ‘chicken’...in his own good time, he flew out very satisfied. How naughty....tee hee hee.
Sooooo cute, and he didn’t even say Good-day*