TODAY an accident happened during my lunch break.
To put it delicately, I had shit smeared all over my butt cheeks.
The coinciding stink-out and piss visibly dripping down my chair made what had happened immediately obvious. "Gotta go", I yelped as my so-called work "mates" attempted to conceal their laughter. Visibly red in the face, I ran into traffic without looking. I came within an inch of my life as a bus narrowly missed my big fat shit covered arse.
Now is it not obvious, friends, that God Himself was looking out for me today?
This was a clear sign that He believes I have unfinished business here on Earth. And I'm convinced He wants me to share this story to the world... because reasons.
To put it delicately, I had shit smeared all over my butt cheeks.
The coinciding stink-out and piss visibly dripping down my chair made what had happened immediately obvious. "Gotta go", I yelped as my so-called work "mates" attempted to conceal their laughter. Visibly red in the face, I ran into traffic without looking. I came within an inch of my life as a bus narrowly missed my big fat shit covered arse.
Now is it not obvious, friends, that God Himself was looking out for me today?
This was a clear sign that He believes I have unfinished business here on Earth. And I'm convinced He wants me to share this story to the world... because reasons.