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- Thread starter qtkt
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You're only supposed to nibble at ya toenails, not gnaw entire toes off !
Sigh. Oh well, I guess logic has never been your strong point.
regarDS
Spock
Live long and prosper
It's ok. Story of my life actually.
I'm quite used to being an unintentional villain.
Maybe I should ask @reepbot to write a story about a person who has the greatest intentions, but through sheer ignorance and stupidity ends up becoming a super-villain? I'd go to see that movie.
Columbo
Never again
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KurlyKatieK
Guest
I did the same thing!! But be the day for it
Spock
Live long and prosper
I did the same thing!! But be the day for it
I'm so sorry. You have my sympathies. It feels like crap.
@Spock and @KurlyKatieK we all suffer foot in mouth disease at times. I hope your loved ones forgive you soon.
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KurlyKatieK
Guest
God bless your Cotten socks Kay xo
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KurlyKatieK
Guest
Today I got new specs!! 
Fiona
Well-Known Member
I love the colour of your eyes. Nice specs too. I too wear ones without the lower frame. Doesn't feel as if you're wearing them.
Columbo
Never again
Cool picture, @KurlyKatieK. I like getting new glasses too.
Fiona
Well-Known Member
Me too. Getting mine just after Christmas.
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
today i sent a dic pic to the wrong number,,,and, as it turned out,,the wrong gender
the reply was weird:
ick a number between 1000 and 9999
So i meekly sent back 7777
The next text i received from the wrong-number person was of a piece of paper with the numbers 7777 written on it, and resting across it, was a 7 to 8 inch flaccid pea niss that, if was sent erect, would have been double that size
In small print, i made out the phrase " now keep your peewee pics to yourself, selfies are a man's game, and you, stranger, have NO game"
I deleted all my selfie files and watched a re-run of an elvis movie
Cockblocked/schooled & sent to my corner FOREVER by a random misdial
I lose
the reply was weird:
ick a number between 1000 and 9999So i meekly sent back 7777
The next text i received from the wrong-number person was of a piece of paper with the numbers 7777 written on it, and resting across it, was a 7 to 8 inch flaccid pea niss that, if was sent erect, would have been double that size
In small print, i made out the phrase " now keep your peewee pics to yourself, selfies are a man's game, and you, stranger, have NO game"
I deleted all my selfie files and watched a re-run of an elvis movie
Cockblocked/schooled & sent to my corner FOREVER by a random misdial
I lose
refundeR
I love toobs & getting my hair wet
Nailed that selfie, those glasses suit you!
Hate to break it to you Kurly, but you need to get have growth on the back of your noggin looked at
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KurlyKatieK
Guest
What growth? You're freakin me out manNailed that selfie, those glasses suit you!
Hate to break it to you Kurly, but you need to get have growth on the back of your noggin looked at
Raphael
Well-Known Member
I think he/she means the small head growing out of the top of your head.What growth? You're freakin me out man
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KurlyKatieK
Guest
Oh, that's my pony tail
