Eurovision 2022

[rj90]

Eurovision: Australia Decides 2022: Isaiah, Paulini, Jaguar Jonze. | TV Tonight

First three artists are revealed for Eurovision: Australia Decides 2022.

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Isaiah trying again. No thanks.
Either bring back Dami, or a newbie.

 

[bleachy_dude]

I was hoping Dami would have another crack after announcing she was going to for 2021 pre covid.

 

[Expressive]

Any decent singers in Australia who are great at dancing? I don't think Australia's had an entry with someone performing amazing choreography before. I want the entry to be a proper pop star. I'm not a fan of ballads.

 

[Fuzz]

Any decent singers in Australia who are great at dancing? I don't think Australia's had an entry with someone performing amazing choreography before. I want the entry to be a proper pop star. I'm not a fan of ballads.

 

[Fuzz]

 

[Expressive]

I've decided who would be the best entry in my opinion. Havana Brown!

 

[Expressive]

She's doing choreography really well here! Don't know of any other Australian pop star who can dance like that.

 

[Fuzz]

Shes not bad. Good stuff to smoke too the ol havana brown. An absolute treat to listen and smoke the same name.

 

[Affable]

Might be time we send Iggy Azalea.

 

[Columbo]

Might be time we send Iggy Azalea.

Or Tina Arena?

 

[Fuzz]

I know you have said you can dance aff so if we arrange a bit of autotune would you do the honour of representing our fine country?

 

[Affable]

I know you have said you can dance aff so if we arrange a bit of autotune would you do the honour of representing our fine country?

For 2 reasons, no. Firstly, I cannot sing and auto tune is not allowed at Eurovision.

Secondly, I’ve been thinking about how shit our country has become and decided they should send someone who represents the current state of the country. So someone like Abbie Bully Chatfield may be a good choice.

 

[Affable]

She's doing choreography really well here! Don't know of any other Australian pop star who can dance like that.

Perhaps it is time we send a good looking guy to get the female and LGBT vote?

I select Cody Simpson.

 

[Fuzz]

This bloke is itching to perform.

 

[Columbo]

For 2 reasons, no. Firstly, I cannot sing and auto tune is not allowed at Eurovision.

Secondly, I’ve been thinking about how shit our country has become and decided they should send someone who represents the current state of the country. So someone like Abbie Bully Chatfield may be a good choice.

I can just see her bullying the judges and making them change their vote.

 

[Expressive]

Perhaps it is time we send a good looking guy to get the female and LGBT vote?

I select Cody Simpson.

I'm generally not a fan of male artists because many of them don't do much on stage aside from walk around, sing, maybe play a guitar. Women are just better performers overall in my opinion.

 

[Affable]

Hooray for Cody Simpson

 

[rj90]

I'm generally not a fan of male artists because many of them don't do much on stage aside from walk around, sing, maybe play a guitar. Women are just better performers overall in my opinion.

Agreed. We need a firecracker female performer to sing a big party anthem and a slick dance number haha.

 

[Afflllate]

Agreed. We need a firecracker female performer to sing a big party anthem and a slick dance number haha.

Since DNA songs have written a couple of our Eurovision entries already, Send Samantha Jade and give her another banger jam like Firestarter.

 

[sav0001]

Since DNA songs have written a couple of our Eurovision entries already, Send Samantha Jade and give her another banger jam like Firestarter.

Wouldn't mind that TBH.