Masterchef 2018

[Meglos]

I can't see George as anything but Moley now

Matt & George

Gary......they are stuck like this now

Game on MOLES!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Equal opportunity Mr S.
Could be a dirty old woman.
What if I ordered two hamburgers and a hot dog and she arrives with the hamburgers under her armpits.
I then ask her why they are under her armpits and she promptly replies "to keep em warm"
Id tell her to forget the hotdog then.

...aw man!... that is sooooooooo funny my friend!... funny funny FUNNY!... lol!... and... I wouldn't eat the hotdog either Fuzz... funny bugger!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Well done Sashi (he's just choosing his ingredients).

Oh no, not PEAS!

 

[Meglos]

I couldn't cook peas with love, only hatred.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."perhaps Sashi will make history and will win a 2nd pin?" says Gary in trying to build up the 'suspense'... and... that's a very big **YAWN!** from me... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...did Gary just say "I've just polished mine off!"... was he looking at Big Red when he said it?... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

They just followed Gary's Cadbury ad with the "from the experts in the dog's kitchen" one.
Slack of the marketing people not to pick up on that Masterchef crossover.

 

[Fuzz]

FFS George. Learn ettiqutte!
That simian fist holding a fork does my head in.
300 years in the food industry and he doesnt know how to eat with a knife and fork.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear... I wonder if they know who cooked what?... um... cheers.

 

[delcan]

"Deliciousness"

 

[oddjob]

I’m sure Gary carries a hip flask full of sauce with him.

 

[delcan]

I’m sure Gary carries a hip flask full of butter with him.

Fixed

 

[Beachsands]

I don't know why but excuse me while I go off topic...

On fire.

 

[Beachsands]

I almost forgot....

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Maybe I’ll try it again!!! I was the first to bail. Let’s see how long I last?

 

[Beachsands]

Maybe I’ll try it again!!! I was the first to bail. Let’s see how long I last?

Only because I want to keep playing with you guys.

 

[delcan]

Zumbo and his food wankery back on Sunday

 

[Fuzz]

Fixed

Slightly amended.

 

[Meglos]

Silly chef, the hero is meant to be lamb!

 

[delcan]

Does anyone know if anyone has ever won two pins before on Masterchef?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...just an off the cuff remark... I always loved Maggie Beer in the 'Cook and the Chef' shows on the ABC all of those years ago with Simon... back to the show... cheers.