Bachelor In Paradise 2018

[Affable]

Here we go.. Keira going back. Moron.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

i'm too ugly to be on that kind of show. but i wouldn't act like jarrod if i was on there. i don't know who i would act like if i was on there. maybe michael?

...I actually think that Michael is the most sincere guy on the whole Island to be honest... in fact... for some reason I get the feeling that him and Lisa would be an ideal match to be honest... I really like Michael... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

lol, grant is such a player.

 

[FatPants]

Jarrod: Keira is like Madonna. There is only one Kiera and there is only one Madonna.

WTF??

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Keira is thinking of becoming a doormat to Jarrod because he 'put her straight' about where he believes their relationship should be?... come on Keira... you're way better than that my dear girl... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

so when ali said that she was looking for a "spark" she meant a guy like grant?

 

[Affable]

My question is: who is going to give Jared a rose?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jarrod: Keira is like Madonna. There is only one Kiera and there is only one Madonna.

WTF??

...enjoy the 'pity kiss' Jarrod... that's all it really is you fool... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

Jarrod: Keira is like Madonna. There is only one Kiera and there is only one Madonna.

WTF??

it's very apt imho.

 

[Affable]

Here we go again... Keira going back to Daniel after the break.

 

[FatPants]

This is for @davidftw

https://twitter.com/x/status/983289347683172353

 

[Affable]

it's very apt imho.

Oh shut up, would ya?

 

[Columbo]

...enjoy the 'pity kiss' Jarrod... that's all it really is you fool... cheers.

the most romantic moment in the history of australian television since cat and lawson in the spa, sticky!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

so when ali said that she was looking for a "spark" she meant a guy like grant?

...maybe she was talking about a 'spark' from a Cattle prod or something reepbot?... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

meh, daniel is just a player like grant.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This is for @davidftw

https://twitter.com/x/status/983289347683172353

...and this... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."imagine their babies.. talk dark and caramel and talking like Barbie?" says Leah lol!... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

too true, leah, too true.

 

[kxk]

Leah is a cut above these bimbos

 

[Columbo]

ouch, michal friendzoned leah.