On a side note, I love me some trashy tv, ex on the beach, Geordie shore... I admit I think bear is great tv- so excited to see him on celebrity. I like marnie. i don't know how to state this, but I'll try. Some people watch how they behave and think about how it will come across to the public, marnie just reacts without warrant, it's just what you see is what you get. For me it makes great viewing.
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Celebrity Big Brother UK - Series Discussion
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huwman
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from memory aaron got his dick out and rubbed himself on joel, with sexual intent
marnie got her tits out (not sexual objects) and shook them in saira's face
marnie was still dumb as fuck though
Ezminus
shakespearean tragedy
Oh alright I see. That was a misunderstanding then, I mistaken Arron for something else.
But yeah, that was really stupid of her. Considering she was also already upset about it, weighing that on her would be a terrible idea even though it was a dare.
Nup. Bear has to go. He is an A Grade flogger which is par for the course but I think he has a bit of a nasty streak in him. I'm off him.
Saira I don't think means any malice, but she is dealing with huge ego young wannabe big time celebrities who are famous for acting trashy. Saira just does not live in that world. She did not handle the kitchen argument well but the little group of young ones that plotted to shame her was unnecessary and nasty. Bad call Marnie.
On another note I binged watched Famously Single on the weekend which Aubrey is currently in. She has had some horrible moments in that show, quite a large ego. So far she has been pretty unnoticeable in BB.
Renee and the blow jobs. yeah no. Just no, no ,no no,no and no. It would be a pretty dark day in hell before I let her mouth any where near my pride and joy. No just no. Shudders.
Early days but I like the big fella. Boom. He could be good going forward. Otherwise I'm still fairly ambivalent about the rest of them but Bear really pissed me off tonight.
I think this series will be a good one.
Saira I don't think means any malice, but she is dealing with huge ego young wannabe big time celebrities who are famous for acting trashy. Saira just does not live in that world. She did not handle the kitchen argument well but the little group of young ones that plotted to shame her was unnecessary and nasty. Bad call Marnie.
On another note I binged watched Famously Single on the weekend which Aubrey is currently in. She has had some horrible moments in that show, quite a large ego. So far she has been pretty unnoticeable in BB.
Renee and the blow jobs. yeah no. Just no, no ,no no,no and no. It would be a pretty dark day in hell before I let her mouth any where near my pride and joy. No just no. Shudders.
Early days but I like the big fella. Boom. He could be good going forward. Otherwise I'm still fairly ambivalent about the rest of them but Bear really pissed me off tonight.
I think this series will be a good one.
Poopins
Bear...so annoying and his name is just irritating and the way he speaks
Biggins..Oh Btw I had a lovely poo this morning TMI Poopins
Biggins..Oh Btw I had a lovely poo this morning TMI Poopins
…Today’s show:… it looks like Saira’s copping it from everyone today from the looks of the promo… Renee’s saying that “I give great headjobs!”… she says that she’s the best at them… if she has kids I bet that they are face palming and groaning by now... my eyes!... my eyes!!!!!!... why does Biggins keep showing his grotesque fat blubbery body FFS????... **pass the vomit bucket please!**... that is so friggin’ gross!... STOP DOING IT BIGGINS!!!!!... it looks like Lewis is making a play for Marnie out near the pool…. I wouldn’t worry about it Lewis… she’s saving herself for the old wrinkled up guy that was someone’s ex husband mate!... you have no chance… is Lewis trying to model himself as the ‘Hugh Grant’ of the house or something with those glasses on?...
…Biggins is in the Diary Room and the housemates are gathered to watch him… when they pan to Bear you can just see pure hatred in his eyes while watching Biggins… he obviously won’t let go of the fact that Biggins picked him as one of the ‘most boring housemates’ yesterday lol!... a bruised little ego there methinks!... lol!... now Biggins has to pick someone for eviction by singing “Simply the Best” (the Tina Turner song) to let Big Brother know who his next choice is… **YAWN**…he serenades Heavy D… great!... that’s at least two people that are safe from eviction now that I like… (Saira and Heavy D)…excellent!...
…Heavy D is in the Diary Room celebrating being picked lol!... Saira tries to have an intelligent conversation with Bear… what a total waste of time that was… she ended up patronising him because his answers just didn’t make any sense (to me at least)… it seems like everyone’s disliking her because she asks them too many questions and is probably ‘invading their space’ to them I imagine… Biggins is back in the Diary Room and the housemates are watching yet again… Biggins is told that all the housemates knew that he was the ‘secret boss’ and he calls them all bastards and pretends to laugh about it… (I don’t think that he is amused at all about being made a fool of to be honest)… he is immune alongside Saira/Lewis and Heavy D… he returns to the house…
…here we go… a task… 3 housemates have to stand in front of 3 phone boxes and the others have to guess which housemate the secret fact is about… Renee is lying in bed and is not participating because of ‘Medical reasons’… (has her arse shifted up to her shoulders to make her look like a hunchback or something perhaps?)... I guess that we’ll never know eh?… when the question is asked the other housemates have to choose which phone box to stand in… if they are wrong things ‘happen’… apparently Biggins posed naked with an Octopus on his bum for a cause… Bear betrayed his mate and screwed his cousin… he then brags that he “fucked da shit outta ha and I’d do it again!”… yeah… you’re a real hero aren’t you Bear?... what a disgusting little twerp!... apparently Aubrey froze her dog’s sperm after having to ‘jack the dog off’… WTF?????... and finally… apparently Saira gave her spouse a ‘hallpass’ to shag other people… she said it on her TV show as a flippant remark or so she says…
…it looks like they’re all turning on Saira as they go to an Ad break… Aubrey and Frankie are in the Diary Room saying that they want to see more of Bears body… woteva!... Heavy D is outside talking to Saira… he politely tells her that she can be too honest and patronising at times… all is going well so far… and now Bear chimes in… he talks about their earlier conversation where she asked him if “he had ever thrown a punch at somebody?”… she tells him that he has taken that completely ‘out of context’ as to what the conversation was about… (I agree… he did)… he keeps telling her that she is just trying to “trick him to make him look bad”… TRICK HIM?... TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD?... what?... is he 10 years old FFS?... now this just goes to show just how stupidly moronic he is!... the conversation in the bathroom was just Saira trying to get to know him more and he takes her questions as a threat?... what a complete imbecile!... Saira is now on the backfoot justifying herself to 3-4 people all at the same time now and she gets up to leave (to Lewis’s credit he did ask them all to shut up so that she could have her say)… she finally has had enough and just goes quiet…
…well… as far as I’m concerned it started out with Heavy D having a nice little chat with Saira about how she is being perceived in the house because of her asking so many questions that sound like she’s always patronising everyone with the ‘tone’ of her voice… she was listening to what he was saying and everything was fine… then Bear sat down and saw an opportunity to show some hatred towards her in the guise of him ‘defending himself’… he elevated Heavy D's ‘nice little chat’ into a pack mentality attack towards Saira because he hates her so much… what a gutless turd!... he hasn’t got the intelligence to talk with her one on one so latches onto a conversation so that he can do it with others supporting him… that is so gutless and so him!... what an arsehole!...
…Saira is now in the Diary Room… she cries… meanwhile Bear is still spitting venom with the rest of the crowd outside… Renee joined in too… Saira tells Big Brother that she cannot stand Bear so the feeling is obviously mutual… I do have to say though… Saira does come across as patronising and condescending at times… as Heavy D was trying politely to tell her it is sometimes the ‘tone of her voice’ while she is saying particular things… so I do understand as to why Heavy D was trying to tell her… she does need to change how she says some things but that ruckus was entirely Bear’s doing in my eyes… he is so gutless…
…Heavy D walks up to Saira while she lays in her bed to clear the air which is pretty decent of him… at least he has a conscience… (he knows that Bear reduced it to what it was in the end)… good on him for doing so… Marnie and Chloe come and speak to her afterwards too… Marnie does all of the talking… it looks like they have sorted out their differences too… BUT!... Saira then starts to lecture her and it all goes a bit awry again and it cuts to an Ad break… Renee is in the Diary Room now and is talking about Saira… I don’t think that she knows where to look at the camera… silly woman!... Lewis (with good intentions) ‘dares’ Marnie to go up to Saira and get down on a knee and apologise to her… so far all good… she gets up to do it and Bear jumps in and says to also say after it “I’m really sorry… don’t be jealous that I’ve got a better pair of tits than you”… he’s again showing his pure hatred towards Saira… he’s again doing it as part of a collective group to be able to hide behind them all… as with Heavy D trying to be nice to Saira earlier he has again jumped in on Lewis’s attempt to be nice to Saira and has added venom towards Saira to upset her!... what a little gutless turd he is!...
…Samantha shouts out “no!... don’t!... no!no!no!no!” … Marnie just continues do the ‘dare’ regardless… she goes over to the ‘older group’ (Biggins/James/Saira and someone’s ex-husband) and does the apology and then flashes her tits at her in front of the whole group… James is the first one to say “Marnie that is unnecessary… that is unnecessary!”… Samantha now sits with the ‘old group’… she just knows that it was wrong too… Marnie you silly silly girl!... I like you but you just stepped down a rung with listening to what that whimpy gutless piece of shit Bear told you to do… you really have my dear… I want Bear to be the first to be evicted… I just hate him… what a vile wretched insignificant little creature he is… end of show… cheers.
Is this not bestiality? Where exactly do they draw the line here? Pretty sure it's before giving your pet an orgasm.
Well no, he is thinking in terms of playing the game (she wasn't, but he clearly thinks she was). He thought she was trying to make him essentially admit he's a bully and his response actually confirms it. LOL
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...from what she was saying is that over in the USA they 'jack the dog off' to get the sperm sample so that when it dies they probably must artificially impregnate a similar dog to get another dog as a puppy that is similar to the one that they have now
... lol!... why not just enjoy the dog while it's alive and just get it stuffed and put into your loungeroom as a momento?... the only difference is that you won't have to feed it and take it for walks!... lol!... ...Bear is a mental midget... his brains are well and truly resting on top of his nutsack... to quote an old Benny Hill joke... "he is a Mastermind... he has a mind but has not mastered it!"... he is so stupid!... to think that when a man ejaculates there are between 200 million to 600 million sperm released... they are all swimming towards the one egg... to think that Bear was the strongest and best one to get through and fertilise the egg makes me wonder what the rest of them would've been like?... I just hope that the gutless twonk is the first one to go... I cannot stand him... and as you say his actions confirmed what Saira was saying but he's just too friggin' stupid to actually understand it!... the fact that he hides within a crowd and hijacks their conversations in order to set up someone to do his dirty work for him also makes him a gutless coward as well as being completely stupid... what a complete waste of space he is... cheers.
Haha indeed. And btw your impersonation of him yesterday was spot on, I was LMAO.
...haha!... when we first immigrated from the east end of London when I was 14 years old 48? years years ago I spoke exactly the same as that lol!... I still to this day have a Cockney accent... but not as strong as he speaks thank god lol!... cheers.
There is a difference though between presenting an edited version of your personality to the audience to simply being a decent human being. There is no pride to be had in being yourself if you're an utter twat.
It's like all those housemates who pride themselves on saying "they'll tell you to your face" if they have an issue with them rather than "bitching" behind their back. No, actually your opinion is not that important and sometime people don't need to know exactly what you think of them.
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Winterbourne
Unfallen Icarus
Man I hope Frankie gets the invisible edit.
Winterbourne
Unfallen Icarus
I think this may get quite unpleasant. Diary room confessions of the school bully - so, we picked on Sakra enough last night, so let's attack James today, who dared call us on our bullshit last night. So, Bear and the Fatman literally surround and attempt to intimidate and humiliate James until he reacts. Then, that reaction is cited as a reason for nomination.
Last season, the good guys won - Lateysha out, Andy and Jason to the end. Here, the boring ones are enabling the ... Do I say 'bullies'? - the ones who literally said 'Let's pick on James today.'
I think Saira may have the traditional older woman Kathy Vabrik-O'Brien, Holly Hoffman, Jayne from last season early season meltdown, but then get it together.
Last season, the good guys won - Lateysha out, Andy and Jason to the end. Here, the boring ones are enabling the ... Do I say 'bullies'? - the ones who literally said 'Let's pick on James today.'
I think Saira may have the traditional older woman Kathy Vabrik-O'Brien, Holly Hoffman, Jayne from last season early season meltdown, but then get it together.
Dystopia
Flying so high..
You are spot on Sweetgeek about Marnie. You also mentioned Saira earlier on - I am just so sick of those robotic characters like Saira. Never... NEVER listen to the other and always ALWAYS interrupt!!! She is ALWAYS right and the others are ALWAYS wrong and to top it up: PATRONISING!!!!
Now we have the new problem of actually figuring out what 'patronising' means.... or was it "belittling"?
Marnie was seriously attempting to apologise for something to Saira which was either trivial or didn't even happen just to make the old hag feel better and she rejected that attempt completely.
So here I go, exposing the lovely personality traits of that nasty bitch Saira when my intention was not to waste one more thought on her - at least for today.... it's your fault Swetgeek - I blame it all on you!!
