"Today I ..." thought I'd let my ego check in.
Here tis.
Occasion ?
York Medieval Fayre, and like, how medieval is this bit (especially from 3:55) ?
Oh, and here is what went into making That guitar.
Ingredients list includes:
* A nice brand new shiny "DethTone" electric guitar package from
Kosmic Sound (including amp, tuner, bag, nice pickups and machine heads, etc, etc) for just $99.
* A pre-smashed with a falchion 18 gauge round buckler / shield.
* A cowbell.
* The horn off a plastic "viking" helmet.
* A nice lump of ash tree.
* Some wooden turkey feather arrows.
* A fluffy toy emu.
* A bunch of leather belts and leather thonging.
* The copper wire out of a couple of metres of 7067 twin&earth electric cable.
* A Bunnings tomahawk axe.
* Three different coloured versions of "Dr Neon" luminescent strings.
* Some galvanised clouts and hex head tech screws.
* A Drill.
* An Angle Grinder.
* Some Really Rough sanding disks wot can be attached to An Angle Grinder.
* A Ball-Peen hammer.
* A can of matt black spray paint.
* An idiot.
Basic How2.
* Remove strings from brand new DethTone electric guitar and, after removing strings, detach its neck from the body and remove the machine heads.
* Fit a nasty rough sanding disk to the angle grinder using suitable attachment.
* Sand as much of the shiny black finish off the brand new DethTone guitar as you can easily reach.
* Take ball-peen hammer and strike the front of the guitar body with the ball end of the hammer many times.
* Repeat using edge of non-ball end of hammer.
* Put neck back on body and machine heads back on after sanding "DethTone" (along with the shiny black finish) off the head.
* Admire the beaten naked wood (like, why did they paint it in the first place ?).
* Pick a suitable branch from an ash tree and lop it at / to a pleasing shape.
* Grind bark off it.
* Bolt guitar to fork in ash tree using a couple of galvanised hex heads.
* Strap it all together even more using some old belts, leather thonging, and copper wire to taste.
* Strap shield on top and add arrows.
* Grind Bunnings axe down to a more pleasing shape and grind some runes into it.
* Spray paint stuffed emu so it looks more like the kind of thing wot would report stuff to Odin.
* Remove one of the plastic horns from silly helmet and impale it upon one of the ash tree twigs.
* Strap / wire axe to Axe and belt through a couple of galvanised clouts to be sure.
* Restring Axe using three different colours of Dr Neon strings.
* Sand back cowbell to raw metal using angle grinder.
* Strap / wire to it to another ash tree twig.
* Use a couple of old belts to make an Axe strap.
* Hang the completed ensemble off the idiot and tune to taste.
regarDS