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Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

I believe its a FAUXmance and the way that they interact is odd to say the least,Chloe has more passion with JANICE than she has for him.I believe that after the Helen Woods debacle and them bringing her back for the civilian show again and then the channel boss banning her from future shows that they want to set up the next winners as a wholesome couple,sweet,nice etc

...hahaha!... I just read my quote at the bottom of your post Lindsay... I really did hate her didn't I?... lol!... cheers.
 
i thought it was interesting that on BOTS stevi and chloe jasmine legitimately had a scripted plea to the public, they each said their bit perfectly like it was rehearsed
 
i thought it was interesting that on BOTS stevi and chloe jasmine legitimately had a scripted plea to the public, they each said their bit perfectly like it was rehearsed
and for all Chloe was claiming she couldnt hear she certainly didn't miss her cue to start!

Im starting to think Stevi is sick and tired of her but she's so needy he's going to be tarred and feathered if he ends it and she collapses in a heap
 

"Fighting: Celebrity Big Brother's spin-off show was sensationally interrupted on Tuesday evening - after a fight between Farrah Abraham (left) and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (right) allegedly became violent"

ALLEGEDLY??? What is this, a guessing game? Cameras and microphones people, cameras and microphones produce FOOTAGE!! Morons.
WHERE IS THE FOOTAGE??? :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:
 
...I went to post this and it has exceeded the 10,00 words parameters allowed in one post because I've got carried away again lol!... part 2 will be posted below... (I have a big mouth obviously lol!)...

...today's highlights show... (the second last I believe)... recaps recaps recaps!... how about you show today's stuff for a change Big Brother?... ha!... Austin picked Jennitals and Janice to be the one's that were evicted last night and he was so right... Janice goes up to a camera and keeps giving it 'Hollywood kisses' and tries to wink at the same time... she say's... "I can't really wink because of my Botox!"... lol!... this is what we were treated to... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... (you've just gotta love her haven't you?)...

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...Janice then bursts out into song and murders that Beatles classic 'Twist and Shout' as seen below...

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... yes!... that is 'Supermodel arse crack' right there folks!... lol!... this is what she said in mid song... "shake it up baby now!... shake it up baby!... twist and shout!... twist and shout!... just a little bit closer now... come on and we... oooh!... I've gotta go poo!... I've gotta poo!"... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:... YUP!... that's our Janice alright!... lol!...

...Stiffy and Chlorine start having 'a nibble'... according to the MC... "I want you!"... says Stiffy... AAAAAAAAARGH!... stop it!... stop it!... STOP IT!!!!... Sherrie says something in the Diary Room... Janice and Austin hug and smooch... that... I can tolerate!... lol!...

...yet another BBUK V USA task... (aren't we over these yet Big Brother?)... we all just know that the Americans will turn on each other as per usual... :rolleyes:... Eamon somebody or other is the host... the British public did the voting...

America were voted the 'most entertaining housemates' with 69% of the public votes...

Stiffy and Chlorine were voted as 'the most fake housemates with 40% of the votes!!!!... :roflmao::roflmao::hilarious::hilarious:... these are their faces as they heard that they were voted as the most FAKE housemates and Chlorine realising that the public have perceived that when she 'cries' that there are never any actual tears shed by her... she looks like a stunned mullet lol!... she actually says... "tears are words that the soul cannot express... I'm sorry that it hasn't been believable... to me it's been very real!"...

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...a confession right there folks!... the look on her face is sort of like... "oh shit!... I've been caught out!"... lol!... the looks on both of their faces says it all... that last shot of Chlorine looks like she's mega pissed off because she probably knows that she's blown the facade... I'm loving this part of the show as you can imagine lol!...

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Sherrie is voted the most boring housemate there... (surprise!... surprise!)... lol!...

Austin was voted as being the most loyal to his team...

Bobby was voted as being funny by the USA team...

James was voted by 65% of voters as being right for voting for Austin for eviction...

...Austin looked hurt by James's quote that "you keep your friends close and your enemies closer" in regards to Austin at one time in the house... the next question was... 'who said this about Stiffy... "he's a drip!... he's a piss-wet lettuce!... he's just pathetic!"... who said this about Stiffy"?... Stiffy answers... "Jenna"... Eamon says... "you think Jenna but if I said Chloe-Jasmine..."... Chlorine instantly denies it and Eamon reveals that it was really Austin and Stiffy says... "Eamon you bugger!... I was just about to cry there!... Stiffy leans forward and says to Chlorine... "I actually thought that it was you that said it... I thought like... 'fuck it!... I'm done with you then!"... and then starts grinning like a simpleton and laughing his head off at his own 'joke'... Janice pipes up... "I didn't think that was funny!"... the smile instantly leaves Stiffy's face and he says... "you thought that was funny?... I didn't give a shit... it was a joke Janice!"... he replies with a bit of anger in his voice because Janice is making him look even more stupid than he already is... l0l!...

...the USA win the task... Janice does all 'bendy' things with her body on the desk in celebrations lol!... OH GOD!... HERE ERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!... Chlorine is upset that her and Stiffy were voted as the most 'fake' housemates... :bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:... Janice does another 'mum speech' to her... "buck up!"... Jennitals is in the Diary Room saying something... moving on...

...Part 2 will be below because I have exceeded the 10,000 words parameters for these posts again lol!... cheers.
 
...and now for part two..

...the double eviction is about to happen and this brilliantly well rehearsed conversation happens between Stiffy and Chlorine... she starts it off... (be warned... this is sickly pathetic in it's writing... they've pulled out all stops on this one believe me)... (this must be setting the scene for some new 'drama' that is going to be staged by them no doubt in the near future):bang::bang::bang::rolleyes:...

..."I'm really nervous!"... (she puts her arm and hand over to touch his elbow as 'a sign of her love for him' no doubt)...
..."yeah... me too!... babe... you don't have to... put your arm there you know"...
..."I want to... is that okay?... I love you... I'm in love with you... you made me go all gooey you know?"...
..."I think we know that's a lie babe"...
..."no it's not!... I love you!... are you mad with me because you think that I let you down"?...
..."no!... I just... wanna"...
..."I'm sorry that I'm a crazy bitch... I'm sorry that I'm a crazy bitch"...
..."blah blah blah... I don't know why?"...
..."don't worry about that Chloe...don't worry!"...

...Jennitals interrupts it and says... "oh god!... this has been sweet torture!"... (is she talking about their conversation or waiting for the eviction to begin?)... lol!...

...why would Chlorine say to Stiffy... "are you mad with me because you think that I let you down"?.. what do you mean Chlorine?... did they write it in the script for you to shed REAL TEARS and you forgot to?... is that why you 'let him down'?... :cautious::shifty::whistling:... and Stiffy saying... "I think we know that's a lie babe"... what's a lie Stiffy?... (there are so many things that I could say right now but I bother)...

...Jennitals is the first one evicted and then Janice as we already know of course... it looks like this is part 2 of the above storyline with Stiffy and Chlorine so here goes... Stiffy talks first...

"I'm going to sleep with Bobs tonight babe"...
..."You?"...
..."I am!"...
..."Yeah?"...
..."Yeah!... okay?"...
..."it seems crazy to me!"...
..."yeah... haha!... is that alright?... is that alright?"...
..."I don't know why you say these things to me you make me like sad and hurt!... I don't understand why you say them to me... when you're nervous you don't even touch me and you want to get as far away from me as possible!"...
..."I was nervous though!... I was... I was!...
..."You still are"...
...am I?... I'm okay!"...
..."because it's difficult... to respond... to a closed heart!... very difficult!"...

...meanwhile Austin and Sherrie are just looking ahead with blank stares wishing that the ground would open them up and swallow them alive lol!...

..."perhaps I am my dear."...
..."you should be happy right now"...
..."I'm very happy babe... ha! ha!... I just need a week apart from you babe ha! ha!"... (he chuckles nervously)...
..."I still don't understand why you do this to me sometimes!"...

...Austin puts his head in his hands and looks like he is about to go ballistic... James looks like he wishes that he could just die and he would be happy...

..."it's as if you don't want to see me and you don't want to touch me and you don't want to hug me!...
...I'm sorry about that babe!"...
..."I don't do that to you!... I would never do that to you!... I would NEVER make you feel insecure for one minute!"... Chlorine says with the exact waver in her voice to emphasise her line... um... I mean... to make her point...

...now Bobby and Natasha are wishing to die.... Sherrie is looking at them wishing that they would shut the hell up...

..."I would ever actively go out... to upset you... it's not my intention... I would have to be a twisted fucked up kind of girlfriend to go out of my way to hurt you... my heart loves you every day!... don't even worry about an apology!...
..."I'm not giving you an apology babe no no!... because none is needed... no way!"...

...OH... MY... GOD!... THAT... WAS... SO... BLOODY... PATHETIC!!!!!!...

...if was sitting on that sofa listening to that cringey twaddle I would've gone ballistic!... (how Austin never said anything just makes my mind boggle!)... how any of them said nothing has me gobsmacked!... could it have been any more sadly pathetic?... I hardly think so!... **calm down Sticky... calm down**... :mad::punch::rage::bang::sorry:... (please let that be the end of that shit... PLEASE!)...

...oh no... here they go again!... I've gotta fast forward this if not just for my own personal mental health!... I'm losing brain cells just looking at these two piss poor actors!... please make them go away!... James cannot sing to save himself lol!... Austin stirs the hell out of James... Natasha takes it upon herself to give Stiffy some 'love advice' :wideyed::wideyed::wideyed::wideyed: oh my god!... she's been sucked in to believe that all that shit is true!!!... my Natasha has been fooled too!... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!... Austin is again teasing the hell out of James lol!... they all go to bed for the night...

...Stiffy and Chlorine pulled out all stops to get the entire limelight on them and it so worked!... Big Brother must really want them to win this by allowing all of that airtime on mainly those two... it looks so obvious to me at least... it's so rigged in my opinion... I really don't give a shit who wins anymore just as long as it's not them two!... I so hope that James gets so many votes that even Big Brother can't get away with rigging it for the result that he wants... I picked Austin or Natasha to win this from the beginning so obviously I would like either of them to win it... (mainly Natasha)... if my Natasha wins it I will be a happy as!... just as long as it is not those two twats... now for BOTS... cheers.
 
Farrah Abraham also injured in Aisleyne CBBBOTS row
POSTED ON SEPTEMBER 23 2015 AT 06:44PM
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Farrah Abraham was also injured in her fight with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace on Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side, it has emerged, following reports that Vicki Michelle was taken to hospital.

Last night’s edition of the spin-off show descended in to chaos, as a row between Farrah and Aisleyne became so explosive that bosses were forced to end it ten minutes earlier than planned.

‘Allo ‘Allo actress Michelle confirmed that she was hurt in the incident, which is now subject to a police investigation. Reports claim that glasses and chairs were thrown across the studio – although Aisleyne denied being involved in this, saying that she only hurled her drink.

The Mirror has now heard from Farrah’s spokesperson, who revealed that the Teen Mom cast member is also recovering from an injury. “Farrah was assaulted twice last night,” they said. “She was seen by a medic as a result of injuries caused by one the assaults.

However, the rep could not say who or what caused the injury, adding: “The matter is being handed over to Farrah’s lawyer.”

This afternoon, Channel 5 issued a revised statement on the matter, which read: “Last night’s Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side was interrupted due to an incident on set. Everyone involved is fine and last night’s events are currently being investigated.”

Presenter Rylan Clark has also spoken out about the drama, saying it is “now a legal matter” and urging viewers to disregard reports of what happened until official details are released.


yep you'd have to know that lawyers would become involved ....
 
Aisleyne denies throwing glass in Bit On The Side row
2 POSTED ON SEPTEMBER 23 2015 AT 06:00PM
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has denied throwing glasses during her explosive fight with Farrah Abraham on Celebrity Big Brother UK vs. USA spin-off Bit On The Side.

The former BB7 finalist, who returned to the house for two weeks earlier this summer as a special guest in the ‘Timebomb’ series, has revealed her side of the story in the drama that injured actress Vicki Michelle and forced last night’s episode of the show to end ten minutes early.

The 36-year-old wrote on her Twitter page: “I did not throw any glass. Ever. Get your facts right.”

However, she did admit to throwing a drink in a full explanation to The Mirror newspaper, saying the scene resembled a “western bar brawl” and describing Farrah as a “crazed woman”.

“[Farrah] threw the glass at me. Because it didn’t get me she picked up another glass, threw it and it smashed,” Aisleyne claimed. “Her and Jenna [Jameson] were escorted off the show, while the three of us [Aisleyne, Vicki and Janice Dickinson] were all so upset they decided not to continue.

“I take full responsibility that I did throw half a glass of champagne towards her. But also remember that I’ve thrown a glass water over Jamie East before on the show. They aired it. It’s pantomime. If I could have foreseen the future and known what she was going to do I wouldn’t have done it.”

Aisleyne’s comments came after Hertfordshire police launched an investigation in to what happened, while BOTS host Rylan Clark urged viewers to disregard press accounts of the incident.

This afternoon, Channel 5 issued an updated statement on the matter, which reads: “Last night’s Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side was interrupted due to an incident on set. Everyone involved is fine and last night’s events are currently being investigated.”
 
Aisleyne who is she? Oh yes the one that has to make herself relevant by stirring shit with other women...she set this up on the
last BBOTS,she said she would throw a drink at her
 
...tonight's BOTS... Rylan talks about the fight last night but isn't going to show any of the action unfortunately... he's doing BOTS inside the house tonight so this may end up being a good show... on the panel tonight are Eamonn Holmes (with two 'n's lol!) / Michelle Visage and Michelle Heaton... Eamonn talking about Rylan in the Diary Room was quite funny lol!... they lift the roller door to reveal Rylan and the panelists and audience in the house... the housemates are sitting in the garden to watch it...

...they are talking about the housemates but obviously their earpieces can't be on because they aren't showing many face reactions... Rylan asks the panel about Chlorine's lack of tears when crying that was mentioned in the task and Michelle Visage says says... "there was not one tear that I ever saw I'm just going to be honest here etc"... then Rylan asks Michelle Heaton the same question and she says...

"I feel a little bit let down... I kind of feel like I've been watching a pantomime for 3 weeks... and I feel... I kind of feel like someone has sat down and has scripted their whole events in here... so as a fan of Big Brother I'm a little disappointed!...

...YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!... someone has finally said it on the show!!!!!... well done Michelle Heaton you legend!!!!!!... I didn't think that the housemates could actually hear anything that was going on because I think that their earpieces are turned off but I think that they can probably just hear through the glass windows what is being said regardless because this below was the look on Stiffy and Chlorine's faces when Michelle said... "I kind of feel like someone has sat down and has scripted their whole events in here"...

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...she is just sitting there and staring ahead in amazement and he is grinning like a dimwit... lol!... they are probably in shock that they have been exposed for what they are... FAKE!... lol!... oh gawd!... they're getting their family members in to give all of the housemates one last pep-talk to them... but first Rylan shows their pre-show speeches... oh god the 'mankini' makes an appearance!... :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:... the relatives come in... they talk to their rello's... only Austin and Sherrie bawl their tits out when talked to by their family members...

...Today's News... apparently Bobby had such a hard 'stiffy' that he could walk to the bathroom with a hat hanging from it!... what's that?... you don't believe me?... see for yourself...

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...not to lose the limelight Stiffy declares that he too has a 'stiffy'... (a Stiffy with a stiffy eh?)... he uses a thimble to cover his lol!... they are all sitting in the kitchen having a hearty breakfast and there they are... Stiffy and Chlorine doing a scene out of 'Gone With The Wind' with her draping herself all over him to steal the attention... they are then 'heard' to be doing another Porno scene in the cupboard with all of he appropriate... "ooh yeah!... that's good baby"... talk... :wtf::yuck::yawn::sorry:...

...YES!!!!... Dr Pam Spurr and Dame Judi James!... I love these two ladies!... Pam says that Janice was the biggest game player for the USA... Judi says that James has taken on the Americans and held his own all the way... Pam believes Scoop was the main leader in the house... they weren't on for long but they were great... Michelle Visage comes on next... she doesn't believe a word that Stiffy and Chloe speak... she speaks well of my Natasha... she says well of Austin too and didn't like the way James turned on Austin... she gave James hell lol!... he took everything in his stride though... all credit to him for that I guess...

...the housemates have one last time to tell the public why they should win it... they each have ten seconds... Austin goes first... Chlorine kept saying "I can't hear anything!... I can't hear anything!"... but as soon as Rylan said "go!"... she spoke straight away!... funny that eh?... that's the end of the show... now I have just one thing to say... if I wake up tomorrow morning and watch the highlights show and see that Stiffy and Chlorine have won this show I will not be responsible for my actions... I have no idea what they will be but I'm sure that my nieghbours will be wondering what the hell is going on in our house methinks!... I implore the British public.... PLEASE LET IT NOT BE THEM!!!!!... >>>> PLEASE!!!!!!!<<<<... cheers.
 
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