The Bachelorette

[Insomniac]

WILL
Occupation: Doctor Who musician

OMG, now I have to watch this - and is she kind of nuts?
How could she have liked that creepy dude on Celeb Apprentice? Won't she just pick the most repulsive user?
She should instead be married at first sight, someone else should pick for this girl.

The strike through lettering didn't copy over (and I'm not sure how to do it on here sorry) "Doctor Who' was crossed through, leaving "musician" there.
Just like the Kayne guy, Kanye was struck out as well.

 

[Meglos]

The strike through lettering didn't copy over (and I'm not sure how to do it on here sorry) "Doctor Who' was crossed through, leaving "musician" there.
Just like the Kayne guy, Kanye was struck out as well.

Yeah I'm thinking it was a joke because he resembles Peter Capaldi.

 

[kxk]

Oh I see, thanks @Insomniac , so he is just a quirky guy musician they gave a geeky label.
He still looks nice.

Still have the query - is the girl in this a bit nutso?
Would have to be to entertain slimy Blake the creepy lizard man.

 

[Insomniac]

Oh I see, thanks @Insomniac , so he is just a quirky guy musician they gave a geeky label.
He still looks nice.

Still have the query - is the girl in this a bit nutso?
Would have to be to entertain slimy Blake the creepy lizard man.

I don't know, I think she was just having a laugh really.
I agree though about Blake, I don't know if she was saying she liked him though, more having a joke at the expense of Louise, although I have to admit I skipped past the first bit lol

 

[Sweetgeek]

So just to be clear, this is on tonight yeah?

I may not be able to watch it tonight

 

[Reaper]

So just to be clear, this is on tonight yeah?

I may not be able to watch it tonight

Yes it does indeed start tonight

 

[Sweetgeek]

lol saw the link to this on the Bach forum. Extremely inappropriate and funny.

Bachelorette Sam – A Preliminary Assessment of the Bachelor BuffetO
21SEP


Hola, lovers! Are you prepared for Wednesday night? Have you too packed so much booze into your house that your fridge is overflowing, your hallway is blocked and you’ve taken to peeing next to the Oleander with the Dog?

No? Well what are you waiting for?!

To pass the time until the Golden Hour, we’ve been reading every article from every dismal receptacle of journalism we can find in order to learn about the eager chaps who will soon be tuxedo-dueling over last year’s rejectee Sam Frost. Speaking of Sam, it’s been a whole year since she was pried from Blake’s arms by the motherly Louise, and in that time she’s not only managed to dye her hair, she’s also lost all the weight she gained gobbling down Louise’s delicious baking in the house.

Yay Sam!

Then again, could that have been Louise’s plan all along? Is it possible she intentionally porked-up the one woman she knew was her true competition? Did Blake only realise Louise was the one when Sam took her Spanx off and showed him her scone rolls?

Oh Louise, you fooled us all and we belatedly bow down to your cunning, culinary genius.

Anyhoo, back to this year’s crop of would-be Frost-rooters because we thought we’d scrutinize their looks and poke them with a stick and generally show-off our notoriously inaccurate first impressions. Hooray!

WARNING: If you get all squeamish and shrill about looks-based judgements, do not read any further and for the love of sweet Christ never, ever join Instagram.

1. Davey



Occupation: Carpenter

First impressions: eggplant.

Second impressions: Mario.

Winning potential: unlikely.

Ginger genes potential: sad and nonexistent

Character he will portray on show: the David that is neither an international model nor an infinitely sexable plummer.

Character he would play on another show: Four-litre cask of boxed claret.

2. Dave



Occupation: Plummer.

First impressions: Farmer Wants a wife.

Second impressions: Slightly more rootable than Peter Phelps.

Chances of winning: moderate.

Ginger genes potential: fair

Character he will play on the show: the down-to-earth one

Character he would play on another show: Anyone on Packed to the Rafters

3. Sasha



Occupation: Construction Manager

First impressions: short arms

Second impressions: short arms could mean girth

Chances of winning: moderate-to-high

Ginger genes potential: zero

Character he will play on the show: the strong, silent, sex-on-a-stick one.

Character he would play on another show: cheating stockbroker

4. Will



Occupation: Doctor Who musician

First impressions: dapper

Second impressions: tiny and pale without clothes on

Chances of winning: low

Ginger genes potential: promising

Character he will play on the show: the quirky one who fears beach dates and whips out his guitar when no-one wants him to

Character he would play on another show: Head Munchkin

5. Richie



Occupation: professional abseiler

First Impressions: possibly ginger

Second impressions: should wear less clothes

Chances of winning: moderate, possibly high

Ginger genes potential: excellent

Character he will play on show: the one who will reveal rootable body when least suspected.

Character he would play on another show: Rick Astley

6. Tony



Occupation: stewardess flight cabin manager

First impressions: slightly orange

Second impressions: bow tie

Chances of winning: low

Ginger genes potential: sad

Character he will play on the show: the one who weeps when the other guys leave

Character he would play on another show: oompaloompa

7. Luke



Occupation: Marketing Manager

First impressions: straining

Second impressions: bleeding from the rectum

Chances of winning: none

Ginger genes potential: dismal

Character he will play on the show: the scaly one who’s always blocking the toilet.

Character he would play on another show: Stressed kebab shop owner

Short arms bahahaha... Was not expecting that.

These are great comments!

 

[Insomniac]

So just to be clear, this is on tonight yeah?

I may not be able to watch it tonight

Yes!
Why not, what could be more important!!?? (don't say life lol).

 

[jessy_girl]

I'm still not feeling this one yet. Nonetheless I have it recording and will try watch live with you all because that's where all the fun really lies. I'm interested to compare it Bachelor as far as dynamics go. This was my first Bach season and aside from the first ep I only watched midway through, so things may be the same here.

 

[Sweetgeek]

Yes!
Why not, what could be more important!!?? (don't say life lol).

People actually make dinner plans on Wednesday, can you believe that?! Apparently weekends are not preferable... Pfft!

 

[Sweetgeek]

Based on that article and how the guys look, I'm still team davey for the moment... And he is a tradie... Must be good with his hands

I think michael will win though.

 

[Sweetgeek]

I'm still not feeling this one yet. Nonetheless I have it recording and will try watch live with you all because that's where all the fun really lies. I'm interested to compare it Bachelor as far as dynamics go. This was my first Bach season and aside from the first ep I only watched midway through, so things may be the same here.

I'm the same. In saying that I was the same with the Bach, but the thread proved so entertaining it somehow made the show seem that much more better. Maybe that will be the case again.

 

[jessy_girl]

I really hope the surplus David's go early. Gah, imagine all 3 going to the end? And poor Davey shall henceforth forever be known as such.

 

[jessy_girl]

I'm the same. In saying that I was the same with the Bach, but the thread proved so entertaining it somehow made the show seem that much more better. Maybe that will be the case again.

Yeah I think so too. Pretty much the only reason I persevered with BB last year was the daily threads and this forum in general. If it can make that mess entertaining then anything is possible.

 

[Insomniac]

People actually make dinner plans on Wednesday, can you believe that?! Apparently weekends are not preferable... Pfft!

That's a bit inconsiderate lol
Doesn't happen in my life. My husband works shift work 6 days a week (starting at 1am) so he's in bed by just after 6.30pm.
Which helps for getting peace and quiet to watch these shows that he thinks are crap haha

 

[Meglos]

Based on that article and how the guys look, I'm still team davey for the moment... And he is a tradie... Must be good with his hands

I think michael will win though.

I like the look of Davey too. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a meathead.

 

[Sweetgeek]

That's a bit inconsiderate lol
Doesn't happen in my life. My husband works shift work 6 days a week (starting at 1am) so he's in bed by just after 6.30pm.
Which helps for getting peace and quiet to watch these shows that he thinks are crap haha

I really shouldn't complain. The dinner is a celebration and so I will just appreciate it. It's a rare thing though so further more I really should not complain lol.

Lucky you that you have the tv to yourself. I normally watch on the spare tv while doing dishes... More like commenting on this forum lol.

 

[Sweetgeek]

I like the look of Davey too. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a meathead.

I don't think so... Well I hope not anyways. Delcan posted some info and pics of him I think and he seems like a warm person, but that's their social media front I suppose.

That suit was horrible though. It reminded me of some of Osher's terrible colour choices

 

[sorceress86]

People actually make dinner plans on Wednesday, can you believe that?! Apparently weekends are not preferable... Pfft!

Lucky you're not in Bris, else we might be going to the same dinner!!

 

[crimmy]

EXCLUSIVE: 'It wasn't a Jersey Shore-style house': The Bachelorette producers kept Sam Frost's boys 'dry' but gave Bachelor girls 'lots of alcohol for bigger reactions'
ByAMY CROFFEY FOR DAILY MAIL AUSTRALIA

The Bachelorgirls were rarely seen without a glass in hand with Sam Wood doubling up as their personal waiter, always ready to pour a nearby bottle of wine.

But a source told Daily Mail Australia on Wednesday that it was a different story for Sam Frost's Bachelorette boys, who were kept 'dry' compared to their female counterparts.

'The producers kept the boys pretty dry,' they said, before adding: 'It definitely wasn't a Jersey Shore-style house.'

'Producers kept the boys dry': A source told Daily Mail Australia on Wednesday that Sam Frost's Bachelorette boys were begging for drink compared to their boozed-up counterparts on The Bachelor

Bottoms up! It was different case for The Bachelor girls, who were rarely seen without a glass in hand

'At times they were begging producers, "Come on, can we have a drink?" And they were told, "No",' but stimulants like coffee and Red Bull were made readily available to give the guys that extra kick if needed.

It seemed like an unusual strategy, because the producers also tried to get the guys to discuss Sam's notorious ex-fiancé.

'They pushed them to talk about Blake [Garvey] on camera, but he wasn't discussed too much,' the source added to DMA. surprise surprise ... they probably didn't watch The Bachelor!

Please! 'At times they were begging producers, "Come on, can we have a drink?" And they were told, "No".'

Where did you get those, boys? Kieren, Davey and Sasha spotted with drinks in hand at the first cocktail party that was filmed over two nights

Discuss Blake Garvey... A lack of alcohol seemed like an unusual strategy, because the producers also tried to get the guys to discuss Sam's notorious ex-fiancé

'There was barely any security and even less need for it': It comes despite reports this week in TV Week extra security was needed

He doesn't believe the lack of flowing alcohol was because of any safety issues, and said there were 'no physical fights at all', despite reports earlier this week inTV Weekthat extra security was needed for the Sydney mansion.

'There was barely any security and even less need for it,' he explained.

The news comes despite a Bachelor insider telling Daily Mail Australia last month that alcohol is so readily available for contestants that some would need to be 'cut off' when they become too drunk and disorderly.

Thirsty? Sam Frost gulping down her drink as she speaks to Sasha in the garden

Cheers! The Bachelorette holding tight to a glass of sparking wine on a picnic date with footballer, Michael Turnbull

'They cut off the drinks when we would get too rowdy,' they explained.

Producers would also get involved with the drinks situation if contestants went 'off-topic too much'.

'But overall they definitely supply lots of alcohol to encourage bigger reactions,' they added to DMA.

Girls were rarely seen without a drink in hand, but soirees were not the only time for alcohol, dates with the main squeeze were also a perfect time to have a beverage or two.

and just more bumph about the Bachelor which is just soooooo last week now!