Celebrity Big Brother UK - late Aug 2015

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Don't apologise Sticky, actually I thought I'd spoiled it for you and others when I just read yours, but being an old hand, you've got the good sense to air your own observations before you read the others, it's the best way I think. In this International BB Forum there are always unintentional spoilers so all is good.

That "Emma Question" gave me a jolt because she asks it frequently and it's become a filler for her because usually the poor victims start squirming in their seats like felons on trial and she can sit back smugly and concentrate on her next silly question. Daniel wasn't gonna play ball, he told it as it is. Poor Emma, she's getting too old for this job.... and she's still looking so young

...hahaha!... you understand me quite well don't you?... yes that is exactly what I do Dystopia... I just write my stuff side-by-side as I'm watching the episode... so everything that happens as I watch it is written in chronological sequence... (it probably annoys the shit out of people reading it like that though!)... lol!... I never read anyone else's post before I write mine because I don't like to just agree... agree... agree with people before I get it all out of my head... lol!... what I write is what I think... (mostly drivel lol!)... yeah... so you have me sussed out quite well don't you my friend?... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

...hahaha!... you understand me quite well don't you?... yes that is exactly what I do Dystopia... I just write my stuff side-by-side as I'm watching the episode... so everything that happens as I watch it is written in chronological sequence... (it probably annoys the shit out of people reading it like that though!)... lol!... I never read anyone else's post before I write mine because I don't like to just agree... agree... agree with people before I get it all out of my head... lol!... what I write is what I think... (mostly drivel lol!)... yeah... so you have me sussed out quite well don't you my friend?... cheers.

It's the only way to do it if you wanna keep your sanity.

 

[crimmy]

what is with Farrah's almost born-again "oh you are such a strong woman" "I'm proud of you" blah de blah

if that girl was praising ME I'd be worried about what I was doing to earn that praise!!!

and she's such a shining light and good example to humanity that we should all listen to everything she says - oh wait - we can't help but HAVE TO listen to her because she never shuts up and talks over the top of everyone else ... and Jemma/Jenna is just the same ... they both talked over Natasha and Gayle repeatedly ...

I'm sick to death of Chloe and Stevie - I sick of Janella & her manufactured EVERYTHING ... I'm tired of Gayle's tears now - show us the feisty Gayle!!! I'm finding Chris boring ...

I think the voting public need to wake up and vote to save some of the Americans and get rid of the boring British ...

I don't want to see or hear Chloe and Stevie snogging or dry humping under the covers - if they are so desperate for nooky SEND THEM HOME!!!

 

[Dystopia]

what is with Farrah's almost born-again "oh you are such a strong woman" "I'm proud of you" blah de blah

if that girl was praising ME I'd be worried about what I was doing to earn that praise!!!

and she's such a shining light and good example to humanity that we should all listen to everything she says - oh wait - we can't help but HAVE TO listen to her because she never shuts up and talks over the top of everyone else ... and Jemma/Jenna is just the same ... they both talked over Natasha and Gayle repeatedly ...

I'm sick to death of Chloe and Stevie - I sick of Janella & her manufactured EVERYTHING ... I'm tired of Gayle's tears now - show us the feisty Gayle!!! I'm finding Chris boring ...

I think the voting public need to wake up and vote to save some of the Americans and get rid of the boring British ...

I don't want to see or hear Chloe and Stevie snogging or dry humping under the covers - if they are so desperate for nooky SEND THEM HOME!!!

It sounds as though you've got the hots for Farrah now.... not so long ago you were over Marc and Danny like a rash.... I never had you down as bi-curious, but there you go.

Gail... there may have been a "feisty" in the past, I seem to genuinely be the only one on here who didn't and doesn't know ANY of the HM. When Gail walked in on the first day, I actually liked her, had no idea why she was bald etc, but she seemed cool. Now, I've already grown tired of her. I'm fully aware of the sympathy (vote) in her favour and what not and I have compassion like the next guy. But if you're too sick to go on BB - - don't do it. Janella (is this an acronym for Janice and Nigella?) is in a different category. Her "illness" or "ailments" are self induced mental Hollywood side effects.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Janella (is this an acronym for Janice and Nigella?)

...no not Nigella... Paul Burrell said that she reminded him on 'Cruella De Vil'... (from 101 Dalmations from memory)... I started to call her 'Janella' after I called her that in that Photoshop a few pages back... I kept calling her 'Janice' until she finally shit me and I will only call her 'Janella' from now on because I'm just a little spoilt brat chucking a tanty lol!... cheers.

 

[crimmy]

It sounds as though you've got the hots for Farrah now.... not so long ago you were over Marc and Danny like a rash.... I never had you down as bi-curious, but there you go.

Gail... there may have been a "feisty" in the past, I seem to genuinely be the only one on here who didn't and doesn't know ANY of the HM. When Gail walked in on the first day, I actually liked her, had no idea why she was bald etc, but she seemed cool. Now, I've already grown tired of her. I'm fully aware of the sympathy (vote) in her favour and what not and I have compassion like the next guy. But if you're too sick to go on BB - - don't do it. Janella (is this an acronym for Janice and Nigella?) is in a different category. Her "illness" or "ailments" are self induced mental Hollywood side effects.

as far as I'm aware she's not "sick" but the American's seem to have had the idea from the start she had cancer because of the baldness so they lumped her with the "aww poor Gail" stuff ... she has a condition called alopecia which caused the hair loss and also has had depression and I think she is bipolar ... but obviously believed she was ok to come on Celebrity BB ...
everyone always says its a lot harder in reality than what it appears on tv

you just don't pay attention *broken record lol* - she has spoken about all of this during the show ... and let me introduce you to a handy little tool available to all called a search engine ... you know ... like GOOGLE?

oh & no I don't have the hots for Farrah - what did I say to make you think I like her? are you skipping whole paragraphs in your attempt to keep up?? She's a foul-mouthed, loud-mouthed nasty piece of work who thinks she's gods gift to the world for some reason I cannot begin to even fathom

as for being "all over" Marc and Danny - weren't YOU all over HellishyHorrendousHaggathaWood - and didn't you end up with a nasty rash???

I know you're just trying to rile me up - not working sunshine

 

[Dystopia]

...no not Nigella... Paul Burrell said that she reminded him on 'Cruella De Vil'... (from 101 Dalmations from memory)... I started to call her 'Janella' after I called her that in that Photoshop a few pages back... I kept calling her 'Janice' until she finally shit me and I will only call her 'Janella' from now on because I'm just a little spoilt brat chucking a tanty lol!... cheers.

Oh yes, I remember that and you also put your paint brush to work that time but still, I am a bit of an ignoramus when it comes to celebs, real or imagined. Thanks for the heads up, at least the delectable Nigella remains untainted..... .... now don't you get any crazy ideas Sticky, put that paint brush down at once. There there....

 

[Dystopia]

as far as I'm aware she's not "sick" but the American's seem to have had the idea from the start she had cancer because of the baldness so they lumped her with the "aww poor Gail" stuff ... she has a condition called alopecia which caused the hair loss and also has had depression and I think she is bipolar ... but obviously believed she was ok to come on Celebrity BB ...
everyone always says its a lot harder in reality than what it appears on tv

you just don't pay attention *broken record lol* - she has spoken about all of this during the show ... and let me introduce you to a handy little tool available to all called a search engine ... you know ... like GOOGLE?

oh & no I don't have the hots for Farrah - what did I say to make you think I like her? are you skipping whole paragraphs in your attempt to keep up?? She's a foul-mouthed, loud-mouthed nasty piece of work who thinks she's gods gift to the world for some reason I cannot begin to even fathom

as for being "all over" Marc and Danny - weren't YOU all over HellishyHorrendousHaggathaWood - and didn't you end up with a nasty rash???

I know you're just trying to rile me up - not working sunshine

GOOGLE!?! Why speak Latvian on an English forum. Play nice, please.

I caught you out on Farrah admit it and now you are in denial. It's okay, it's called 'girl's power', you can love whom you want. These are modern times. You might want to point out to her though that her latest nose job turned out great.... except for the model, it's the wrong one, it's very obvious from the side view... I think she is a bit concerned herself, I noticed her tracing her brand new nose from the root all the way to the nostrils a few times. maybe she should opt for the well established Michael Jackson model.

You were still in diapers (nappies in English) when I predicted that the goddess Helen would win BB two years ago. Ask Sticky he remembers... there were rumours that Sticky needed therapy after that - but he's good now as we all can see.

But here is something for you to ponder on, seriously but hypothetically: How about having Helen as an intruder now.... just for a week. My guess is she would send the "Duckbill" trio packing - out of the house and straight into therapy.

 

[Lindsay1973]

...and BOTS begins... I'd love to see Rylan go on 'Strictly Dancing' or whatever... he would win it for sure lol!... all but one of the audience wanted Daniel to still be in the house... could the producers be rigging the results?... (nothing like a conspiracy theory is there?)... lol!... **sigh**... (now we have to hear Emma's whiney voice again)... she thinks that after Chloe said that Daniel will most probably be going to the 'safe-house' he thought that it was true... Emma had to tell him that wasn't going to happen... he was surprised that no... that was it... he's out and can now go home... apparently Daniel cooked every meal in the house... they are all going to starve to death lol!...

...Daniel walks down the stairs to be interviewed by Rylan... he has no problem with having been evicted... just surprised about being nominated...he thought that he wouldn't be because he had held his temper and hadn't blown his top... which is a logical reason let's face it... he has a hell of a lot of respect for the real Royal Family and was disappointed by the way some of the Americans showed such disrespect to them... as with me... he believes that Janella is faking emotions with 'crocodile tears' too... he cannot stand her either... Daniel was a great interview... it's such a shame that he is now out...

...they show Chloe and Scoop talking and he is reassuring her that she is liked and won't be going out soon and Ritchie is like a little yapping dog nipping at their heels saying yeah!... yeah!... god it's so pathetic the way those two act... Paul Burrell comes in to be interviewed by Rylan... he said that Daniel was the hardest working 'staff member' out of all the Americans... he believes that it is not fair that he is out of the house... if he had the choice he would've evicted Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah ... he said that Janella was a cross between 'Cruella De Vil and Ozzie Osbourne' which was a fair call in my opinion lol!...

...friggin' hell they showed Stiffy in his bloody 'mankini' again!!!!... AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!... ... stop it! stop it! stop it!... STOP IT!... they show Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah giving Austin a massive serve and he just laughs at her and she gets even shittier!... lol!... GO AUSTIN!!!!... sitting on the panel Daniel shows that he really doesn't like Janella at all... the other panelists agreed that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah really did enjoy being cruel to the Brits in that task of hers... that just goes to show what a nasty piece of work that she really is doesn't it?... Daniels answers to Rylan's questions while sitting on that plane were hilarious!!!... I liked tonight's BOTS... now to watch the final show of today... cheers.

Just remember the housemates had to see that up close...their reactions to the mankini was so funny

 

[Ezminus]

Just watched yesterday's show. And investigated something pretty..two faced? If that's the word. Janice and Chloe were talking about Daniel's eviction. Chloe then said, "I wonder who'd ever vote him?". Janice then changed the topic, "I need to take a shit". So then I search for the nominations tally and see that both Chloe and Janice have nominated Daniel.

Also Farrah in this episode has officially pissed me off. She's running out with people to fight with huh? So she goes to Bobby. Jeez bring his wife into an argument. Way to go Farrah! Not. You do realise the only reason your a 'celebrity' is because you forgot to close your legs, and leaked a sex tape, right? The way she rides on the defence house is crazy. I've never encountered a more defensive person than her.

I don't blame Austin for apparently switching to the British team. Just like they always say on the BOTS. "Even the Americans don't want to be on the USA team." Janice is even at the boiling point. When have any of the Brits had a go at each other? It's Day 10. Also, Jenna should have gotten a warning for threatening behaviour. Saying she'll do something to Austin when he comes out?

Correct me if I'm wrong. Are housemates allowed to talk about who nominated them? Because it's been happening a lot lately.

 

[Ezminus]

...hahaha!... you understand me quite well don't you?... yes that is exactly what I do Dystopia... I just write my stuff side-by-side as I'm watching the episode... so everything that happens as I watch it is written in chronological sequence... (it probably annoys the shit out of people reading it like that though!)... lol!... I never read anyone else's post before I write mine because I don't like to just agree... agree... agree with people before I get it all out of my head... lol!... what I write is what I think... (mostly drivel lol!)... yeah... so you have me sussed out quite well don't you my friend?... cheers.

Oh I've also noticed you write side-by-side while watching a episode. And no, it's not annoying to read. It actually sometimes reminds me about little things that I haven't picked up on! Every few minutes things I forget. I'm very different. I have to finish the whole episode before actually writing my post.

 

[shaydee]

I don't know how much longer I can watch this show while that whiney complaining bag of shit is on it. I CANNOT STAND the sound of her voice. I can't believe people like her exist. I am sick of shouting at the tv. My partner is sick of me shouting at the tv lol. Get that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah bint out of the house for the love of god!!! Seriously. We've all got issues and we've all got a past, some more difficult than others, but it is no excuse to go around being an absolute C**T to anyone who breathes in her direction.

Jenna is a close second... aggressive asshole. They are both so aggressive. I am watching Farrah attack Bobby now and i'm like WTF? Disgusting..

I know the nature of Big Brother is drama but seriously.. it's getting too much. It's not enjoyable at all!

 

[shaydee]

Just watched yesterday's show. And investigated something pretty..two faced? If that's the word. Janice and Chloe were talking about Daniel's eviction. Chloe then said, "I wonder who'd ever vote him?". Janice then changed the topic, "I need to take a shit". So then I search for the nominations tally and see that both Chloe and Janice have nominated Daniel.

Also Farrah in this episode has officially pissed me off. She's running out with people to fight with huh? So she goes to Bobby. Jeez bring his wife into an argument. Way to go Farrah! Not. You do realise the only reason your a 'celebrity' is because you forgot to close your legs, and leaked a sex tape, right? The way she rides on the defence house is crazy. I've never encountered a more defensive person than her.

I don't blame Austin for apparently switching to the British team. Just like they always say on the BOTS. "Even the Americans don't want to be on the USA team." Janice is even at the boiling point. When have any of the Brits had a go at each other? It's Day 10. Also, Jenna should have gotten a warning for threatening behaviour. Saying she'll do something to Austin when he comes out?

Correct me if I'm wrong. Are housemates allowed to talk about who nominated them? Because it's been happening a lot lately.

THIS THIS THIS... ALL OF THISSSSSS!!!

 

[Dystopia]

From BOTS - don't read it if you're an anti spoiler purist.

The big black girl on the panel, I think they call her "Rusty... something" and she sings better than even Justin Swift - she hit the nail on the head. She said that the Duckbills are afraid of men.
EXACTLY!!

Alien men that is imo, such as Britons and any other men outside the Land of the Free. Back home in sunny LA they are familiar with the code, they know their own place and they know how men are supposed to behave.

Boy meets girl and "they fall in love". Perfect. Sometimes they get married (not so perfect considering Californian divorce laws). Boy meets chick in a bar and they end up playing the "touching of the skin game" at his or her place or in the car park.

Girl gets wind of it and starts throwing knives - boy assures girl it was a mistake and he only loves her. Girl now throws the crystal ash-tray at boy... boy runs for his life because his gun is in the bedroom and he can't get to it. Outside, boy starts kicking his car, first the tires, then the bodywork where he accidentally breaks a toe or two.

Girl comes running out of the house pointing his own gun at him yelling: Get the fuck out of my life or I' swear to Gawd, I'll fucking kill you.
Boy gets the message and scampers - manages to stay alive.

After the court case, boy moves to another state less 50% percent of his belongings.

Two years later they "accidentally" meet at a reality TV show and at night sit together and reminisce about the good old times. They renew their vows and remarry as soon as the TV show has ended only to start the whole crazy circle of madness all over again.

Now that's how men should behave. No wonder the poor Duckbills are not only confused but actually scared of British men... I mean seriously, who is NOT scared of aliens?!?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...**Sticky gets into 'mad ramblings' mode**... right!... we're off!... today's episode... Daniel went last night yet we're seeing him in the house now... that makes this 'old news' as far as I'm concerned... I know... I know!... they call this 're-capping'... but move on will you Big Brother!... ... I didn't like seeing Paul Burrell's arse-crack and tatts on his butt as he was bending over in the lounge room 'tidying up' before he exits the house... ... Stiffy and Chloe are asked revealing questions by Big Brother about them and their love life and whether they think alike... all that proved to me was that they are as equally as boring as fuck to the nth degree!...

...when Paul Burrell was telling the group that he believes that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah is really attracted to James and is just dying for him to 'woo' her you could just see James's chest swell up and his face change to the ... "I've still got it!"... expression lol!... Paul Burrell then sidles up to Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah to let her know about his theory of her 'liking' James and she denies... denies... denies it... (I believe he is right... she wants him sooooo bad as far as I'm concerned)...

...oh!... for crying out loud!!!... it's bad enough that we had to witness the boring as batshit 'how-well-do-Chloe-and-Stiffy-know-each-other' segment now we see that they have been set up with a nice intimate romantic afternoon tea type of thing with them!!!! ... really Big Brother????... what?... don t we get enough of their scripted luvvey dovey slurping and smooching drivel at the moment or something?????... FFS!!!!... yet again... pass the spew buckets around please!!!!... AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!...

...Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah are up in the loft bitching their heads off about Austin... (I used to like Jenna but she's hanging around with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah and is slowly becoming her!)... Janice went up the stairs with Paul Burrell upon his exit from the house and remained there despite Big Brother telling her to go back down... she then straddled the handrail of the stairs and tried sliding down it... (I won't go into about just what that handrail would smell like now because I like to think of myself as some sort of gentleman)... Daniel was totally unimpressed to say the least... he then gets evicted... Janella raves on about something that only she understands... the first thing Austin says... AS A JOKE... is "who is going to be doing the cooking tomorrow?"... ... Jenna then starts on Austin... he just hits straight back at her and then Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah instantly backs Jenna up like a yapping dog...

...Chloe says in her usual child-like little innocent girl voice while fluffing her hair and looking into a mirror with Janella... "I wonder who put him up for nomination?"... a couple of times in a row to Janella... YOU BOTH DID YOU FAKE SPOILT BITCH!!!... YOU BOTH DID!!!... is she really that friggin' stupid that she doesn't realise that who nominated Daniel won't be shown eventually to the other housemates?????.... why is she pretending that she didn't?... Janella in true form responds... "I have to take a fucking shit!"... ...

...people in there are writing Chloe off as a harmless dumb bimbo but what she said shows to me that it is all an act... she is a fake lying manipulative bitch just as equal to all the other hard-nosed bitches in my opinion... her and Stiffy are acting to a pre-written script but she deviated from that script with that comment... the facade dropped and showed her true hard cold scheming self in full action... HA!... you messed up girl!!!... (Stiffy will not be amused)... she's no dumb bimbo... trust me!... I'm dying to see how she reacts if they show her saying that and then showing that she voted for him to the rest in the house... what the hell would she say to get out of that situation?... she'd probably just cry her eyes out and go into her 'hurt innocent little child' routine to garner sympathy and they will all fall for it as they always do!... ... man I wish that I was in that house I would call her out on it just to bring it out in the open... what a lying two-faced cow!...

...Austin just gives up talking to the toxic twins in the end just to shut them the hell up... no doubt Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah both felt that they had some sort of hollow victory over him in the end... they worked as a tag team to get the better of him to achieve that... working with that 'pack' mentality they are going to become even more feral than they are now... how can Jenna get away with threatening Austin like that?... she is openly trying to intimidate him... why hasn't Big Brother hauled her arse into the Diary Room to punish her?...... oh wait... this is Big Brother UK isn't it?... ... won't I ever learn?...

...Austin has the toxic twins both going him again in the bedroom... he is revelling in annoying Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah to the point of her leaving lol!... they still keep prattling on at him... he still just treats it as a bit of fun... go Austin lol!... Bobby is in the Diary Room talking about the toxic twins and says that hey have an 'hidden agenda'... he is spot-on as far as I'm concerned... James has a talk with Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah... he tells her as it is from his point of view and she just treats him as a joke as usual... Jenna whispers as he leaves... "he likes you so much!"... is this the start of 'the big romance' that BBUK wants to happen so desperately?... (spew bucket again please)...

...the toxic twins are so tiresome and boring now... Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah decides to pick a fight with Bobby and made herself look like a complete stupid moronic idiot!... Bobby beat her on all accounts by just laughing at her and saying that she amuses him and she cracks it big time and lowers herself even further by bringing his wife into it... he just makes her look even more ridiculous and she stomps off... she looked like a little spoilt child stomping her feet and holding her breath until she turned blue because her grandpa didn't let her have a way... way to handle a bitch Bobby!!!... ... she got her arse kicked so well lol!... "You've let yourself down sweetheart"... (Bobby says in a quite gentlemanly fashion)... what does Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah come back with?... "you're a failure to Britain... bitch!"...... what?... that's it?... that's the best that you have???... ... what a sad slag she is!!!!...

...she went ballistic when he said "I feel so sorry for you!"... again she looks so stupid and beaten lol!... well done Bobby... you did us all so proud lol!... Natasha is in the Diary Room telling Big Brother that she wants to punch her lol!... go Natasha!!!!... Janella speaks to Bobby and Natasha and (I think) genuinely apologises on behalf of the Anericans in the house for Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's behaviour towards him... (she scored a few points with me for that)... good on her for doing that I say... I liked today's show it was dynamic to say the least... and now for BOTS... (wow Sticky... this post was a marathon!!!)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Ezminus]

Spoiler: Do not read if you don't want to know about tonight's show. 6/9/15.

Spoiler

A huge nominations twist has been revealed on Celebrity Big Brother this weekend.
It's the latest eviction on Tuesday but this time nominations won't be as straight forward as last week.

Yesterday the housemates became sausages in the latest ridiculous USA v UK challenge titled 'The Wiener Takes It All'.

Four Brits and Four Yanks had to slide down a slippery slope dressed in a giant hotdog outfit and stop as close as they could to a 'bun' target.

The USA won the task and took control of the house, raising their flag above the garden.

Later, the American housemates had to elect a president and unanimously chose Fatman Scoop.

Now nominations are set to take place but ONLY the American housemates - Scoop, Farrah Abraham, Janice Dickinson, Austin Armacost and Jenna Jameson - will be able to nominate.

But that's not all as they'll also only be able to nominate British housemates.

But wait, just like a late night TV advert, there's EVEN MORE.

As president, Scoop will get a KILLER nomination: He'll be able to nominate one British housemate who will automatically face eviction this week.

He was called to the Diary Room yesterday (Sunday) to be told of the news by Big Brother and deliver his killer nomination ahead of the rest of nominations from the remaining American housemates.

The Brits with the most votes - and the unlucky one who receives Scoop's killer nom - will face the public vote on Tuesday night.

It's annoying that nomination meddling is back but for it to remain USA v UK the team numbers do need to be leveled out a bit and this will do exactly that.

Who do you think will face eviction? Who do you want to leave next? Make your predictions in the comments below!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and now for BOTS... (this should be a good show with all that shit going on in the house today methinks!)... Luisa Zissman is on the show!!!!... brilliant!... (aw man I love her... she's always such good value)... Rylan shows Bobby pretending to be Sherlock Holmes in trying to find out whose bra he has found and then he says... "I'll go and get the knickers!"... cut to Rylan holding a big pair of bloomers in his hands... he begins sniffing them and they have "Born to RAP' printed on them... he then says... "they're definitely Janices!"... lol!... one thing I like about Rylan is that he puts a in lot of work in trying to bring humour into his show and he achieves it so well in my opinion...

...after Janella's comment to Chloe... ("I have to take a fucking shit!")... Rylan says... "I call that PMI... pooh much information!"... (good one Rylan)... Janella lays down the Law to Austin about touching her wardrobe.. later Jenna goes on about the same thing... (someone is messing with their heads lol!)... there's God... um... I mean Scoop trying to impart his 'all worldly wisdom' upon James to no avail lol!... it looks like good fun on that 'hotdog' task... that may actually be worth watching in full in tomorrows show... (it also may be pure shit lol!)...

...my sweet dear darling Luisa Zissman comes on with Rustie Lee and James 'Arg' Argent ( whoever the hell they are?) ... I so love Luisa... her first say was ... "I like the Americans... I'm a fan... I think that it would be boring without them... they are good entertainers... we're getting our money's worth... they were probably cheaper than the Brits!"... <-- BAZINGA! right there folks!... (she never lets me down lol!)...

......the general consensus was that Daniel shouldn't have been evicted last night... as you all know... I agree with that... they talk about Bobby and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah's run-in with each other... and about the toxic twins dual verbal assault on Austin... Rustie believes that Jenna and Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah have 'man issues'... she thinks that they actually hate all men!... you know what?... she's probably dead right... Luisa says that none of the men in there have any balls... she's probably right too but I think that Austin is about the only one that does have them to be honest... (sorry to disagree with you on this one my lovely)...

...they have Matt Richardson their resident 'comedian' come on... I very rarely find him funny at any time that he is on... he did say though that... "Chloe... on behalf of the whole country... yes ... yes we are uncomfortable! (with all of the affection between her and Stiffy)... every time that you two touch I feel like a cat that has been stroked the wrong way!"... now that was actually funny!... his joke about Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah having a very serious disease called 'profanity' was a tad bit over the top though I thought... just saying...

...the Yanks had won the 'hotdog' task... (about time they won something lol!)... they had on a couple from the USA on a video link talking... (apparently they were ex-housemates)... he did believe that some of the Yanks are there just to pick up their paychecks and weren't trying to win the show... I so agree with that... he razzed out all of the Brits which was quite funny to watch... apparently Scoop was made 'The President'... I'll put the twists in the voting (yep!... they're rigging it yet again)... ... in 'spoilers' tags below just in case you don't want to know...

Spoiler: the twists

...only the Yanks will be voting this week and 'President Scoop' has to nominate one of the Brits with a 'killer nomination'...

...why can't they just leave things alone and let it all just pan out naturally?... apparently during the Ad break Rustie said to 'Arg'... "I like that Scoop Dog"... hahaha!... Luisa likes Austin and believes that he is secretly on the Brits side... (do you see why I love Luisa so much?)... lol!... half of the British public that were surveyed in the street thought that Feral Ferret-Faced Farrah was the winner of a transsexual contest lol!... all the panel members thought that they would say that lol!... funny as!...

...they all had to guess Janella's age and the Brits that were surveyed said about 75!... (she's actually 60 but has had so much plastic surgery that it has aged her apparently)... anyhow... that's it for this show tonight... Luisa made this show for me tonight... (have I already mentioned just how much I love her before by the way?)...... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Spoiler: Do not read if you don't want to know about tonight's show. 6/9/15.

Spoiler

A huge nominations twist has been revealed on Celebrity Big Brother this weekend.
It's the latest eviction on Tuesday but this time nominations won't be as straight forward as last week.

Yesterday the housemates became sausages in the latest ridiculous USA v UK challenge titled 'The Wiener Takes It All'.

Four Brits and Four Yanks had to slide down a slippery slope dressed in a giant hotdog outfit and stop as close as they could to a 'bun' target.

The USA won the task and took control of the house, raising their flag above the garden.

Later, the American housemates had to elect a president and unanimously chose Fatman Scoop.

Now nominations are set to take place but ONLY the American housemates - Scoop, Farrah Abraham, Janice Dickinson, Austin Armacost and Jenna Jameson - will be able to nominate.

But that's not all as they'll also only be able to nominate British housemates.

But wait, just like a late night TV advert, there's EVEN MORE.

As president, Scoop will get a KILLER nomination: He'll be able to nominate one British housemate who will automatically face eviction this week.

He was called to the Diary Room yesterday (Sunday) to be told of the news by Big Brother and deliver his killer nomination ahead of the rest of nominations from the remaining American housemates.

The Brits with the most votes - and the unlucky one who receives Scoop's killer nom - will face the public vote on Tuesday night.

It's annoying that nomination meddling is back but for it to remain USA v UK the team numbers do need to be leveled out a bit and this will do exactly that.

Who do you think will face eviction? Who do you want to leave next? Make your predictions in the comments below!

...hahaha! ...^^^^.. two minds thinking alike again lol!... cheers.

 

[Ezminus]

According to the CCB website's poll James Hill is voted as new favourite HM, with 25.49% (222 votes). Followed by Janice Dickinson with 12.17% (106 votes) and Farrah Abraham with 11.25% (98 votes). The other housemates are listed below.

Fatman Scoop with 10.1% (88 votes), Austin Armacost with 7.69% (67 votes), Bobby Davro with 6.43% (56 votes), Natasha Hamilton with 6.31% (55 votes), Jenna Jameson with 5.86% (51 votes), Gail Porter with 5.17% (45 votes), Stevi Ritchie and Chloe Jasmine with 4.82% (42 votes), Sherrie Hewson with 2.53% (22 votes) and Chris Ellison with 2.18% (19 votes)

 

[crimmy]

no one has mentioned this - did you not see it?

when they had said goodbye to Daniel Janice said to Chloe and Stinky "I'm absolutely shocked" and either grimaced or winked at her ... with that face its hard to tell ... Stinky said "me too" ... Chloe said "Im so shocked" and Janice smiled a smug smile again 25.12 into the show approx

then at 26:10 approx Janice is fiddling with her hair in mirror and Chloe says in sickly sweet voice "I wonder who put him up for nomination" Janice looks at her ... puts arm out and then it looks like she stuck her hand in the air as in I DID

anyway ... via the website twitter account Janice, Chloe and James have been punished by BB for disgussing nominations ... and the punishment of course affects EVERYONE - no hot water until further notice

Poor wee FerrettFace had been waiting to take a shower ... so she's pissed because she can't have her shower now

Not sure how James was involved in discussing nominations - but those two incidents had already stood out to me between Janice and Chloe for me...

and when Chloe whined about Daniel stealing her cigarettes ... deathly silence from Chris and Gail ... looks exchanged ... and I swear I could here *crickets*