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"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb

crimmy said:
And its of course just not possible that Danny saw an accident about to happen and put his foot on mattress to prevent it?
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Nothing wrong with having your own opinion - but in this case there is no room for opinion, just fact. Watch it again. Had Umpf Umpf been concerned he would have rushed to the stairs and at the very least climbed up a few. Instead, he planted himself at the bottom of the stairs and waited for the slide to come to him... then Superman Umpf Umpf sprang into action and saved the day.

I worry about you... are you getting enough sleep? Are you eating? Have you taken up smoking again? Tsk... tsk... :hungry: :tongue::tongue:
 
Dystopia said:
Nothing wrong with having your own opinion - but in this case there is no room for opinion, just fact. Watch it again. Had Umpf Umpf been concerned he would have rushed to the stairs and at the very least climbed up a few. Instead, he planted himself at the bottom of the stairs and waited for the slide to come to him... then Superman Umpf Umpf sprang into action and saved the day.

I worry about you... are you getting enough sleep? Are you eating? Have you taken up smoking again? Tsk... tsk... :hungry: :tongue::tongue:
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non-smoking clear-thinking sleeping-easily thank you for caring so much - what else have you got in your arsenal of darkness OhSweetnessAndLight :p

I haven't watched the ep yet - I'll take your overly-biased account and pull it back into reality for the consumption for the rest of us totally normal mortals :tongue:

obviously noone can win with you - in one breath you'll be saying Danny doesn't give a shit about anyone but then you go and criticise him for not doing enough - by your standards he should have rushed to the stairs and climbed a few ... the old "shit or get off the pot" saying comes to mind. You can't have it both ways OhSweetOne - I know you'd love it to be your way or the highway but I'm sorry that's just not how it works out here with us mortals. Climb down off your high horse and at least TRY for a balanced view :tongue::tongue::tongue:
 
...Joel can't wait to go on holidays?... after 65 days laying around doing sweet f a isn't a holiday already???... lol!... Chloe saying in the Diary Room that she has learned more in the house than she ever learned at School is a tad bit worrying isn't it?... she's surrounded by complete morons!... what the hell can she learn from them FFS??????... she must've been shit at learning at School... that's all I can say!...

...Danny talking about the English islands around Argentina... Joel explains that the British took them while at war with Argentina... "So you can just go to war and take peoples islands?"... asks Danny... DUH?... he asks a myriad of other questions that a 10 year old kid probably understands completely and Joel keeps on patiently explaining the answers... Danny is as dumb as shit isn't he?...

...the housemates video blogs... they had to do a Karaoke blog... at least Chloe sounded half okay and gave it her all... my god... Joel sang again UUUUURGH!!!... the Q and A questions were quite boring... Jack put it to bed that he saw Chloe as a sister and definitely NOT a 'love interest' that Big Brother tried to portray... well done Jack... Danny's answers were so friggin' predictable... I had to laugh at that guy that gave Cristian a hard time about his '(c)rapper' accent lol!... Joel banged on quite a lot about NOT being gay didn't he?... (methinks that he doth protest too much!)... lol!... he did settle for bein described as 'camp' though in the end lol!...

...Jacks reaction to finding a pot chained to him instead of his suitcase of case was quite funny... he found it in the freezer... talk about 'cold hard cash' or what?... Jade going back into the house was so ho hum wasn't it?... didn't Nick grovel so much to Jade... keeping his options open just in case Harry and him doesn't work out?... he said to her... "you're like my sister"... but I dunno???... anyhow... moving on...

...Cristian in the Diary Room trying to convince himself and us the he is 'chilled out' and 'cool'... doesn't Chloe keep banging on to Jack about that case of money???... it must be really gnawing away at her inside that she didn't take it eh?... Danny can't think of a reason as to why the public thinks he thinks that he has already won this series?... yeah riiiight!!!!!... them all messing about with the cash box of Jacks and he gets annoyed with them... I don't blalme him to be honest... when he got it he was told not to let it leave his wrist... he's trying to adhere to the what he was instructed to do that's all... he probably fears that if it's away from him for too long that Big Brother may take it permanently... I'd be thinking the same thing to be truthful... I think that the others are just envious of him for having it in the first place...

...that 'sleeping in the same bed' thing that Joel came up with was just so creepy for me... I would've told Joel to piss off if I was Cristian... a strange thing indeed... cheers.
 
...BOTS:... Rylan is quite a good comedic actor at times and he knows how to 'bust the moves' when he does that 'porno dancing' too... I loved the start of this show so let's see how the rest of it pans out eh?... haha!... what a great surprise for the housemates when that roller door went up lol!...

...they gave Joel and Cristian a hard time about sharing the bed together the night before... they tried yet again to add a bit of 'romance' between Chloe and Jack again but it fizzled out quickly... Katy Price tells Nick that he is going to have so many girls chasing him after he leaves the house and it apparently makes him 'blush' (bullshit!)... (he's thinking... 'I'm a Superstud!')... the messages from family and friends was a bit disappointing really... they had what?... 10 seconds to send a message which was way too short I think anyway... so what was the point of it?...

...did anyone else think that the housemates could hear Anna Williamson's comments while she was talking about them?... Rylan assured her that they couldn't hear her but I reckon they could... just saying... I hate it when they get the housemates to plead to the public to let them win... it is so cringey to watch them beg... that really does suck as far as I'm concerned... I'd like to see them do the last Bots every year in the house... overall it was a fun episode for me... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...Joel can't wait to go on holidays?... after 65 days laying around doing sweet f a isn't a holiday already???... lol!... Chloe saying in the Diary Room that she has learned more in the house than she ever learned at School is a tad bit worrying isn't it?... she's surrounded by complete morons!... what the hell can she learn from them FFS??????... she must've been shit at learning at School... that's all I can say!...

...Danny talking about the English islands around Argentina... Joel explains that the British took them while at war with Argentina... "So you can just go to war and take peoples islands?"... asks Danny... DUH?... he asks a myriad of other questions that a 10 year old kid probably understands completely and Joel keeps on patiently explaining the answers... Danny is as dumb as shit isn't he?...

...the housemates video blogs... they had to do a Karaoke blog... at least Chloe sounded half okay and gave it her all... my god... Joel sang again UUUUURGH!!!... the Q and A questions were quite boring... Jack put it to bed that he saw Chloe as a sister and definitely NOT a 'love interest' that Big Brother tried to portray... well done Jack... Danny's answers were so friggin' predictable... I had to laugh at that guy that gave Cristian a hard time about his '(c)rapper' accent lol!... Joel banged on quite a lot about NOT being gay didn't he?... (methinks that he doth protest too much!)... lol!... he did settle for bein described as 'camp' though in the end lol!...

...Jacks reaction to finding a pot chained to him instead of his suitcase of case was quite funny... he found it in the freezer... talk about 'cold hard cash' or what?... Jade going back into the house was so ho hum wasn't it?... didn't Nick grovel so much to Jade... keeping his options open just in case Harry and him doesn't work out?... he said to her... "you're like my sister"... but I dunno???... anyhow... moving on...

...Cristian in the Diary Room trying to convince himself and us the he is 'chilled out' and 'cool'... doesn't Chloe keep banging on to Jack about that case of money???... it must be really gnawing away at her inside that she didn't take it eh?... Danny can't think of a reason as to why the public thinks he thinks that he has already won this series?... yeah riiiight!!!!!... them all messing about with the cash box of Jacks and he gets annoyed with them... I don't blalme him to be honest... when he got it he was told not to let it leave his wrist... he's trying to adhere to the what he was instructed to do that's all... he probably fears that if it's away from him for too long that Big Brother may take it permanently... I'd be thinking the same thing to be truthful... I think that the others are just envious of him for having it in the first place...

...that 'sleeping in the same bed' thing that Joel came up with was just so creepy for me... I would've told Joel to piss off if I was Cristian... a strange thing indeed... cheers.
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A very apt summary as usual Sticky - first cab off the rank, Chloe's statement that she'd learned more in the house than in school... ouchie, we both must have jumped in our seats.
Followed by Danny and geography. After the previous day's episode of the "sex tapes" one would think "Superhero" Danny would be aware of not to openly admit on national TV that he's a complete illiterate - anyway, when I saw Cristian fondling that globe the day before my heart almost stopped... what has this world come to?? :madd:

During the Q and A when some smart-ass was trying to regurgitate the mantra of Joel never being able to rule a nation if he was unable to make simple decisions in the house, Joel took the guy apart bit by bit by means of fair reasoning.
One of the male HMs uttered something like: Joel got roasted (or toasted)... NO, he did not. Joel roasted and toasted the other guy, just shows you how simple-minded those HMs are.

Yes, poor Jack... he is the "minority" and the pack of hyenas just can't leave him alone. Danny and Cristian once again shone with their utter disregard for the feelings of others... poor Jack took it valiantly and for this alone he deserves a medal... or... TO WIN!!! :tongue::tongue::tongue:

I hope I haven't portrayed Danny in a negative light... AGAIN.. crimmy will get her knickers in a knot and another 500 or so grey hairs will sprout on her scalp overnight. Well, as long as it's only on her scalp...

I'd better go :kiss:
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
... I hate it when they get the housemates to plead to the public to let them win... it is so cringey to watch them beg... that really does suck as far as I'm concerned...
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I so agree with you Sticky, how humiliating that is. I wonder how the public would react if a contestant just said something like: I am not used to begging, I was raised in a different way... or something along those lines. :woot:
 
not sure why they let Jade come in and spout her nonsense at them - after all its not like they can change the public's perception of them in the final hours!

Nick's sister sends him info about Harry - so Nikki might be looking for another groom for her wedding!! :biggrin:

I dont want Joel to win - he's conceited enough as it is.

Once again those on the outside criticise Danny yet the HM's who've been living with him 24/7 for 2 months don't know what they're talking about and can't understand the comments ... but mannnnnnn is he thick!?! Guess he makes up for it with a lovely genuine smile and a caring personality (unlike some other dark moody types I could mention ... yes I'm talking about you again MrSweetness&Light:tongue:

I don't know why Cristian allowed himself to be bullied into sharing a bed with Joel other than it was the only way to get him to shut up!!!!

When it came to the karaoke - Cristian was truly bad for someone who thinks they have a future in the music industry ... his deafness is obviously a HUGE hurdle for him ... perhaps when he works in a studio with headphones etc he's able to stay in tune ... but then not a lot of (C)rappers can hold a tune to save themselves ...

Katy Price (is she the one who married Peter what's his name?) (in the words of Nikki G ... WHO IS SHE!?!?!) obviously has a beef with Jasmine ... saying if Cristian wins she'll go through his money and she's just in it for the headlines ...
Jasmine has let rip ...

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crimmy's advice? RUNNNNNN Cristian Runnnnnnn!!!!

but Joel better run faster because she's not happy with him either

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actually Joel came under some fire on twitter for hassling Cristian - they compared his behaviour to the apparently unwanted attention he complained about from Aaron ...


and finally news that will gladden a few hearts around here

Latest Big Brother 2015 odds

Ahead of tonight, Joel and Jack are both priced as the 2/1 favourites to win.

Bookmakers Boylesports reports that Jack has made the biggest turnaround in Big Brother betting history, having been the early frontrunner, drifting to a massive 33/1 outsider, but climbing back up the ranks in dramatic style in the final week.

Chloe looked as though she was going to win it for the girls, being the only female left in the competition, however after suffering a dip in popularity she has drifted out to 11/4 in the betting and is behind Joel and Jack.

Danny’s true colours have come to light recently and they have had a detrimental impact on his price to win. Having been the joint favourite, alongside Chloe, on Sunday, Danny has been pushed right out to 7/1.

Outsiders for the title and cash prize are Nick at 12/1 and Cristian, who is now as big as 33/1.

Aoife Heffron from BoyleSports said yesterday: “It is now a battle between just Joel and Jack as Chloe drifts out to 11/4. Joel is a four figure loser as punters get firmly behind him to win, but Jack has made the biggest turnaround we have ever seen. It’s proving too hard to call.”

She added: “Punters would have jumped at the chance to back Danny at 7/1 just a couple of days ago, but given his recent behaviour it looks as though he has thrown the BB title away with not so much as a nibble on the demolition man in the closing days of the competition.” :bang::bang::bang::bang:;)
 
seriously - Cristian should steer clear


It's been going down on Twitter today between ex Big Brother housemates Jasmine Lennard and Harry Amelia Martin.


It began after Harry hit back at Jasmine and fellow Hotel BB guest Dexter Koh who claimed that Harry had to be repeatedly removed from the house to calm down.

Harry tweeted after Friday night's exit: "so going for a nap means I got "removed from the house" talk about taking things out of context... Attention seeking much"

Jasmine hit back: "there was a bedroom to have a "nap" in. You didn't need to EXIT the house. "

It prompted Harry to snap: "Is that n*b sucking cradle snatching gutter rat still stalking my page?! Get a grip... Or a proper job! YAAAWWWNNNN"

Jasmine replied: "A proper job???a proper job????did YOU really just say that?!!!You sell your saggy t*ts and fishy p***y on the internet."

She added: "I can buy you. I wouldn't in a million years. But if i wanted too. I could buy your p***y and your a** your filth."

Jasmine also claimed: "Oh so it was a 'joke' now that she was screaming for drugs and punching walls and had to be removed. Ok then. Yeah ha ha. - f**king idiot."

Harry meanwhile tweeted about Jasmine: "Put it this way leave her out in the sun and her face would melt off #plasticfantasticNOT #AllNaturalHere"

But Jasmine responded: "When people think my face is so perfect that is has to be fake. Sawwwwry. Never ever ever ever even once done ANYTHING to my face.

"That really does have to be the biggest compliment though. Like my lips are real, my cheek bones, my skin all me. Hattttter. LOL."

A spokesperson for the show said previously about claims of Harry leaving the house: "No Housemate is removed from the House on a temporary basis.”
 
run far and run fast ...

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I know Danny copped flack about his tweets - but they were not aimed directly at anyone - they didn't tag anyone and abuse anyone like these torrents do

such class - such poise - such style

I need a shower - I feel all yukky from even stooping to reading this stuff

apologies for sharing them!!


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crimmy said:
She added: “Punters would have jumped at the chance to back Danny at 7/1 just a couple of days ago, but given his recent behaviour it looks as though he has thrown the BB title away with not so much as a nibble on the demolition man in the closing days of the competition.” :bang::bang::bang::bang:;)
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Told you so :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

:kiss:

:woot:
 
crimmy said:
seriously - Cristian should steer clear


It's been going down on Twitter today between ex Big Brother housemates Jasmine Lennard and Harry Amelia Martin.


It began after Harry hit back at Jasmine and fellow Hotel BB guest Dexter Koh who claimed that Harry had to be repeatedly removed from the house to calm down.

Harry tweeted after Friday night's exit: "so going for a nap means I got "removed from the house" talk about taking things out of context... Attention seeking much"

Jasmine hit back: "there was a bedroom to have a "nap" in. You didn't need to EXIT the house. "

It prompted Harry to snap: "Is that n*b sucking cradle snatching gutter rat still stalking my page?! Get a grip... Or a proper job! YAAAWWWNNNN"

Jasmine replied: "A proper job???a proper job????did YOU really just say that?!!!You sell your saggy t*ts and fishy p***y on the internet."

She added: "I can buy you. I wouldn't in a million years. But if i wanted too. I could buy your p***y and your a** your filth."

Jasmine also claimed: "Oh so it was a 'joke' now that she was screaming for drugs and punching walls and had to be removed. Ok then. Yeah ha ha. - f**king idiot."

Harry meanwhile tweeted about Jasmine: "Put it this way leave her out in the sun and her face would melt off #plasticfantasticNOT #AllNaturalHere"

But Jasmine responded: "When people think my face is so perfect that is has to be fake. Sawwwwry. Never ever ever ever even once done ANYTHING to my face.

"That really does have to be the biggest compliment though. Like my lips are real, my cheek bones, my skin all me. Hattttter. LOL."

A spokesperson for the show said previously about claims of Harry leaving the house: "No Housemate is removed from the House on a temporary basis.”
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...and this is precisely why decent folk like myself have no Twitter account... or Facebook... or Instagram... or Fetlife... or - well any of this crazy stuff. No wonder women prang their cars. In the old days, all they had to do apart from driving was put on their make-up, their shoes, brush their hair and tweak their bras so they wouldn't pinch... these days the workload while driving has become overwhelming with all the tweeting and MS-ing. And it's not just the reading of this rubbish, on has to contribute and leave ones mark within the society of twitteraty - a man's life is so much easier. Thank you God!! :thumbsup::happy::happy:
 
Just following twitter ... wont get to watch it until later tonight

And the winner is .....

The Bbbforum BBUK2015 thread and the nutters who come and hang here
 
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