...sorry folks... a marathon read ahead lol!...
...hahaha!... this show was day two of Meathead Marc losing out on all counts for me lol!... he is again 'on the ropes ' from every direction lol!... but at the beginning of the show Aisleyne was in the Diary Room a broken and beaten woman by him... I'm sure that she was drunk again... she was carrying on as though she was anyway... it seems that Chloe has turned on Meathead Marc now... she was having a good old whinge about him lol!...
...it looks like Harry has had enough of everyone that breathes air at the moment... she seems on the end of her tether... she tells everyone that she is having 'a moment'... (is that girly talk for her you-know-whats?)

... John McCriricks advice to Harry about giving herself a hairline instead of pulling her hair back so hard into a bun I have to agree with... she does look better with her hair out in my opinion...
...I'm going to say it from the outset...
CRISTIAN IS SO SHIT AT RAP!!!!... there!... I've said it!!!... Slimey Sam slinks in and starts to eat the cheese that is on the 'luxury items' list and she knows that she isn't allowed to eat it... Harry 'ups' her about it and she pleads innocence that she didn't realise that it was a 'luxury item' for guests only... what a liar!!!!... she knew full well what it was!!!!... Slimey Sam strikes again!...
...Charley says to Meathead Marc... "you really don't like her (Aisleyne) do you?"... he replies...
"I don't like someone being spiteful to me!"... Danny then pipes up... "fuck me!... now you know how we feel about you!"...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA!!!!... Danny nailed him right there folks!!!!!!... well done Danny!!!!!!...
**Sticky tips his hat to Danny**... (ooooh!... it looks like Danny is trying to take back the 'alpha male' role at last!... lol!)...
...Meathead Marc then does his usual trademark guttural mocking laugh and Aisleyne then replicates it and says something to him... a verbal squabble ensues until Aisleyne shouts out to him..."you small-dicked bastard!!!!... you're dick's so small that's why you're so angry with life!"...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA #2!!!!... then while Meathead Marc's reeling on the ropes again and then begins to blabber something vile out Jack steps in and tells him to "respect the guests!" and thereby starts to shut him down...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA #3!!!!... and then... (wait there's more folks!)... Cristian keeps telling him to 'stop talking!"... over and over again until he finally does!...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA#4!!!!... what a glorious moment to watch all of this was for me!!!... lol!...
...Meathead Marc's world is crashing down all around him at the moment but it gets even worse for him... he then cracks a line about Danny and others around him being 'uneducated'... Chloe tells Aisleyne that she's upset with his statement then goes and confronts him about it and he walks away from her because she's getting the better of him!!!!!...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA#5!!!!... and while Chloe/Aisleyne and John McCririck are talking about it all who just so happens to be listening in to it all in the background?...
SLIMEY SAM!!!!!... who else???...
...but wait... it gets even better peoples!!!... when John McCririck and Charley have to 'check out'... John says to Meathead Marc... "you are poison!... you are poisonous in this house!... this would be such a nice house if you wasn't here!"...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA#6!!!!... Meathead Marc mutters some feeble nasty remark and they walk out lol!...
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!...
...the next guests arrive... Dexter and then Jasmine... Dexter walks around and introduces himself to the guests first and then the staff... did anyone else notice that Jasmine only introduced herself to the staff only and then walked off with Meathead Marc to her 'quarters'?... talking later about how fit she looks and she was asked if she works out in a gym to look so good she says... "I don't go to the gym... I just masturbate!"... lol!...
...cue to Meathead Marc doing the good old... "I don't want to be here anymore!"... routine with Nick again...
**ho hum... BORING!!!!**... he says... "I don't find anyone interesting anymore... I find them too boring!"... oh pleeeeeeeze!!!... seriously???... you've been totally whipped left right and center and that's the best that you can come up with????... you sad piece of shit!!!!... you can dish it out but you just can't take it can you???...
...the look of bewilderment on Meathead Marc's face when Cristian was raving on about how 'hot' Jasmine was... Cristian definitely has 'lovers nuts' about her doesn't he?... lol!... so much for me thinking that Cristian could've possibly been gay eh?... lol!...
...I so loved watching Joel laying the Law down to everyone about the pilfering of the food in the 'luxury items' pantry lol!... it was just brilliant to watch!... didn't Jack arc up when he realised that him and the others had been caught out sneaking little bits of food from it eh?... he was panicking that he might starve to death if that resource was taken away from him wasn't he?...
...Harry was crying yet again... having another 'moment' I guess?... I had to laugh at Dexter's comment in the Diary Room... "these housemates are too soft aren't they?... they need to take it on the chin like a big set of balls!"... hahahahaha!... what a classic statement lol!...
...when Jasmine is talking to all the housemates and she said that she prefers "fucking women 80% of the time rather than men"... Meathead Marc jumps up and applauds!... he's the only one that does... when she spoke further all he kept saying was... "hold me!... hold me!... hold me!"... what a sick little deviate he is!...
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**Sticky puts his Psychologists cap on**... I think that Meathead Marc's entire love life evolves around watching porno movies and a blow-up doll and that's it!... his perception of women is that they are there just to deposit semen into and that's it!... he has no concept of love/compassion or tenderness of any kind... he has probably not had too many women in his life that have been close to him... he is socially inept... he has been bullied earlier in his life... he has total self loathing (hence his bond with 'she who will not be named'... she had the same)... he has no manners or decorum whatsoever... he puts on the hard-arse front because basically he is a total coward... he is screaming for constant attention all of the time because everyone hates him... he has an early deathwish... (he said he wants to be dead before he turns 40 when he first came into the house)... because he is so vain that he couldn't stand the thought of be old and wrinkly... and he is a Narcissistic egomaniac that has no future in his mind and therefore lives for 'today' only... (I won't even start on his bad points )... I could say more but I 'm sick of thinking about him lol!...
...and finally... I had to laugh when Meathead Marc said to the others... "leave Cristian alone... (with Jasmine)... he's not going to get anywhere but let him feel special for 5 minutes"... the next thing that we see is Cristian and Jasmine playing some serious 'tonsil hockey' big time lol!... the dickwad couldn't even get that right lol!... jeez that must have bruised his ego seeing that because he was the first one to 'woohoo!' when Jasmine left... doesn't that say a lot lolol!...
...as with last night's show I have thouroughly loved this one too... what a great episode... I've loved watching that slimeball deviate get his 'come uppence' tonight!... anyhow... I'm off to watch last night's BOTS... they finally posted it up... cheers.