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"Big Brother" UK: Timebomb

Hotel task????? Didnt BBAU just do a hotel task...guess UK steals from you guys too
I think the production people from all the various countries that do BB go on an annual junket - swap ideas and then head home to tell people "I've got this brilliant never been done before (in OUR country) idea" ... ho hummmmm
 
I think the production people from all the various countries that do BB go on an annual junket - swap ideas and then head home to tell people "I've got this brilliant never been done before (in OUR country) idea" ... ho hummmmm
you would think they would wait a bit,don;t care really Jack having to massage John...hysterical and so cringeworthy
 
I don't know how and I don't know why but I think I kind of like Marc now.. I can't stand dickhead danny or any of his gang. Just want harry to SLAY them all and take the title <333

I feel your pain if that's what it is. I feel the same way you do right now. It's weird, isn't it. Marc to clean them all out and Harry to win. :woot:
 
Cristian being enamoured with Jasmine shows how brainwashed and naive he is. His jaw dropped when he saw the Stickwoman. Just WHAT can possibly be appealing about her anyway?

He was out of his depths when Ayslene claimed she was celibate (of course she only pretended) but Cristian had to ask three times what it actually meant.

Then enters the Stickwoman Jasmine. Cristian still can't understand that she doesn't have to be bi in order to prefer girls. Now I also understand why guys like Cristian get so upset when they see Harry's natural body in the nuide... it just ain't like Barbie Doll aka Stickwoman. Stupid boys. :woot:
 
Cristian being enamoured with Jasmine shows how brainwashed and naive he is. His jaw dropped when he saw the Stickwoman. Just WHAT can possibly be appealing about her anyway?

He was out of his depths when Ayslene claimed she was celibate (of course she only pretended) but Cristian had to ask three times what it actually meant.

Then enters the Stickwoman Jasmine. Cristian still can't understand that she doesn't have to be bi in order to prefer girls. Now I also understand why guys like Cristian get so upset when they see Harry's natural body in the nuide... it just ain't like Barbie Doll aka Stickwoman. Stupid boys. :woot:
oh ohhhh I see you're back ... life was so sane for a few days! :p

so now you LIKE Marc ... you change your mind like you change your underpants (hopefully!!!!!) and had the nerve to have a go at ME for doing the same!! :p

Surely you can't blame Cristian for getting a little starry eyed when she walked into the BB Hotel made up like a movie starlet, sashaying around making eyes at him, pouring herself all over him ... young men are quite shallow when it comes to things offered to them on a plate ... or are you so far past that stage you've forgotten!?! ;)


you're ahead of me in your viewing so I'll probably watch the latest episode and have to come back here and eat my words ... go gentle with me!!! lol
 
oh ohhhh I see you're back ... life was so sane for a few days! :p

so now you LIKE Marc ... you change your mind like you change your underpants (hopefully!!!!!) and had the nerve to have a go at ME for doing the same!! :p

Surely you can't blame Cristian for getting a little starry eyed when she walked into the BB Hotel made up like a movie starlet, sashaying around making eyes at him, pouring herself all over him ... young men are quite shallow when it comes to things offered to them on a plate ... or are you so far past that stage you've forgotten!?! ;)


you're ahead of me in your viewing so I'll probably watch the latest episode and have to come back here and eat my words ... go gentle with me!!! lol

Start eating crimmy ! I can't imagine you've gone blind during the last couple of days or so.

Fyi, I don't really LIKE Marc, it's just that I can tell you what I dislike about him and there are about a dozen things. With most of the others on the other hand, all I can say is, I can't name or count what I dislike about them, I just dislike them. Prime example: Danny Umf Umf :wtf:
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well lets face it - Jack will be going home this week - no contest! Sam has faded to nothing over the past few nights shows ... Harry MIGHT give Jack a run for his money and be in the final 2 with him ... but Jack has really shown his whingy moany side in this task and if they fail it will be down to him

HOWEVER - the way Joel has been pushing the buttons - I'm starting to wonder if Joel is on a secret mission we don't know about ...

and WTF is Christian doing wearing a cap in bed? is that to add to his street cred LMAO - good grief!!!
 
...sorry folks... a marathon read ahead lol!...

...hahaha!... this show was day two of Meathead Marc losing out on all counts for me lol!... he is again 'on the ropes ' from every direction lol!... but at the beginning of the show Aisleyne was in the Diary Room a broken and beaten woman by him... I'm sure that she was drunk again... she was carrying on as though she was anyway... it seems that Chloe has turned on Meathead Marc now... she was having a good old whinge about him lol!...

...it looks like Harry has had enough of everyone that breathes air at the moment... she seems on the end of her tether... she tells everyone that she is having 'a moment'... (is that girly talk for her you-know-whats?):confused:... John McCriricks advice to Harry about giving herself a hairline instead of pulling her hair back so hard into a bun I have to agree with... she does look better with her hair out in my opinion...

...I'm going to say it from the outset... CRISTIAN IS SO SHIT AT RAP!!!!... there!... I've said it!!!... Slimey Sam slinks in and starts to eat the cheese that is on the 'luxury items' list and she knows that she isn't allowed to eat it... Harry 'ups' her about it and she pleads innocence that she didn't realise that it was a 'luxury item' for guests only... what a liar!!!!... she knew full well what it was!!!!... Slimey Sam strikes again!...

...Charley says to Meathead Marc... "you really don't like her (Aisleyne) do you?"... he replies... "I don't like someone being spiteful to me!"... Danny then pipes up... "fuck me!... now you know how we feel about you!"... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA!!!!... Danny nailed him right there folks!!!!!!... well done Danny!!!!!!... **Sticky tips his hat to Danny**... (ooooh!... it looks like Danny is trying to take back the 'alpha male' role at last!... lol!)...

...Meathead Marc then does his usual trademark guttural mocking laugh and Aisleyne then replicates it and says something to him... a verbal squabble ensues until Aisleyne shouts out to him..."you small-dicked bastard!!!!... you're dick's so small that's why you're so angry with life!"... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA #2!!!!... then while Meathead Marc's reeling on the ropes again and then begins to blabber something vile out Jack steps in and tells him to "respect the guests!" and thereby starts to shut him down... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA #3!!!!... and then... (wait there's more folks!)... Cristian keeps telling him to 'stop talking!"... over and over again until he finally does!... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA#4!!!!... what a glorious moment to watch all of this was for me!!!... lol!...

...Meathead Marc's world is crashing down all around him at the moment but it gets even worse for him... he then cracks a line about Danny and others around him being 'uneducated'... Chloe tells Aisleyne that she's upset with his statement then goes and confronts him about it and he walks away from her because she's getting the better of him!!!!!... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA#5!!!!... and while Chloe/Aisleyne and John McCririck are talking about it all who just so happens to be listening in to it all in the background?... SLIMEY SAM!!!!!... who else???...

...but wait... it gets even better peoples!!!... when John McCririck and Charley have to 'check out'... John says to Meathead Marc... "you are poison!... you are poisonous in this house!... this would be such a nice house if you wasn't here!"... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!... BAZINGA#6!!!!... Meathead Marc mutters some feeble nasty remark and they walk out lol!... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!...

...the next guests arrive... Dexter and then Jasmine... Dexter walks around and introduces himself to the guests first and then the staff... did anyone else notice that Jasmine only introduced herself to the staff only and then walked off with Meathead Marc to her 'quarters'?... talking later about how fit she looks and she was asked if she works out in a gym to look so good she says... "I don't go to the gym... I just masturbate!"... lol!...

...cue to Meathead Marc doing the good old... "I don't want to be here anymore!"... routine with Nick again... **ho hum... BORING!!!!**... he says... "I don't find anyone interesting anymore... I find them too boring!"... oh pleeeeeeeze!!!... seriously???... you've been totally whipped left right and center and that's the best that you can come up with????... you sad piece of shit!!!!... you can dish it out but you just can't take it can you???...

...the look of bewilderment on Meathead Marc's face when Cristian was raving on about how 'hot' Jasmine was... Cristian definitely has 'lovers nuts' about her doesn't he?... lol!... so much for me thinking that Cristian could've possibly been gay eh?... lol!...

...I so loved watching Joel laying the Law down to everyone about the pilfering of the food in the 'luxury items' pantry lol!... it was just brilliant to watch!... didn't Jack arc up when he realised that him and the others had been caught out sneaking little bits of food from it eh?... he was panicking that he might starve to death if that resource was taken away from him wasn't he?...

...Harry was crying yet again... having another 'moment' I guess?... I had to laugh at Dexter's comment in the Diary Room... "these housemates are too soft aren't they?... they need to take it on the chin like a big set of balls!"... hahahahaha!... what a classic statement lol!...

...when Jasmine is talking to all the housemates and she said that she prefers "fucking women 80% of the time rather than men"... Meathead Marc jumps up and applauds!... he's the only one that does... when she spoke further all he kept saying was... "hold me!... hold me!... hold me!"... what a sick little deviate he is!...

...**Sticky puts his Psychologists cap on**... I think that Meathead Marc's entire love life evolves around watching porno movies and a blow-up doll and that's it!... his perception of women is that they are there just to deposit semen into and that's it!... he has no concept of love/compassion or tenderness of any kind... he has probably not had too many women in his life that have been close to him... he is socially inept... he has been bullied earlier in his life... he has total self loathing (hence his bond with 'she who will not be named'... she had the same)... he has no manners or decorum whatsoever... he puts on the hard-arse front because basically he is a total coward... he is screaming for constant attention all of the time because everyone hates him... he has an early deathwish... (he said he wants to be dead before he turns 40 when he first came into the house)... because he is so vain that he couldn't stand the thought of be old and wrinkly... and he is a Narcissistic egomaniac that has no future in his mind and therefore lives for 'today' only... (I won't even start on his bad points )... I could say more but I 'm sick of thinking about him lol!...

...and finally... I had to laugh when Meathead Marc said to the others... "leave Cristian alone... (with Jasmine)... he's not going to get anywhere but let him feel special for 5 minutes"... the next thing that we see is Cristian and Jasmine playing some serious 'tonsil hockey' big time lol!... the dickwad couldn't even get that right lol!... jeez that must have bruised his ego seeing that because he was the first one to 'woohoo!' when Jasmine left... doesn't that say a lot lolol!...

...as with last night's show I have thouroughly loved this one too... what a great episode... I've loved watching that slimeball deviate get his 'come uppence' tonight!... anyhow... I'm off to watch last night's BOTS... they finally posted it up... cheers.
 
well lets face it - Jack will be going home this week - no contest! Sam has faded to nothing over the past few nights shows ... Harry MIGHT give Jack a run for his money and be in the final 2 with him ... but Jack has really shown his whingy moany side in this task and if they fail it will be down to him

HOWEVER - the way Joel has been pushing the buttons - I'm starting to wonder if Joel is on a secret mission we don't know about ...

and WTF is Christian doing wearing a cap in bed? is that to add to his street cred LMAO - good grief!!!

...according to the poll on 'telemix'... they have Jack to definitely go and Meathead Marc running second... Slimey Sam running third with Harry fourth... it's a shame that it's not a double eviction isn't it?... you may be right about Joel... he was being quite authoritative wasn't he?... and Cristian is da man!... after his snog-a-thon with Jasmine... he can't rap for shit but he da man!!!!...

"You can look at my Wikipedia... because I have a Wikipedia and you don't."

...hahahaha!... I cracked up when she said that!... that must be the new sure fire way of knowing just who's who in TV land by seeing whether you're mentioned in Wikipedia or not lol!... cheers.
 
John McCririck telling HARRY how to present herself?!?!
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I think the production people from all the various countries that do BB go on an annual junket - swap ideas and then head home to tell people "I've got this brilliant never been done before (in OUR country) idea" ... ho hummmmm
That worked really well for the show in it's early years but in recent years it just seems to mean crap from one country makes it to air in another (BB Albania basically replayed the last Australian series!). The current BBUK producers shouldn't be allowed to communicate with anyone who works in television ever again.
 
only half way through catching up ... Marc ... gawd ... I'd just be wanting to wipe that smirk off his face!

Aisleyne cannot cope with him at all and just descends into the gutter and he LOVES it - she gives him exactly what he wants!

On BOTS Michelle Visage picked up on Marc and the no hugging thing - YES - he DID pinch that from Helen because he was hugging Sam earlier on ... he was hugging people ... its all an act with him. He's after air time, he's after something AFTER BB ... he already apparently has an agent doing the rounds chasing things for him ... he's just a slimebag and the fact that he's ruining the experience for everyone else in the house just really annoys me!

Harry - Harry HARRY Harrrryyyy - buck out of it girl!! I think the fact that she's having to live with so many other people and she's used to having her opinion listened to (and obeyed!) out of the house - she cannot cope with having so many people talking over the top of her, going against what she wants etc ... she's just not able to deal with that at all.

I hope Nick actually IS listening to what the hotel guests are telling him and he WILL start pulling free of the negativity around him and Harry and the henpicked relationship he is allowing to happen.
Grow a pair Nick!!!!

I need a mute button for the sloppy kissing ... if there's one thing worse than a sloppy kisser its having to LISTEN to a pair of them going for it!

Jasmine is absolutely playing this for all she can - poor Cristian will be dropped and forgotten as soon as she's out the door
 
I is wa i is!! It's the HMs mantra this season - who started it? Was it Kieran?


The Stickwoman scares the hell outta me - imagine you wake up in the morning and you have one of her bones piercing your liver or any other soft part. The gods were drunk when they designed the human anatomy.

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Aren't there a couple of religions that teach that woman is the curse of man? I now understand why.

Jack has become the self-proclaimed "Love Guru".... hasn't he been told about the birds and the bees?

Cristian has self-esteem issues. His Stickwoman has already forgotten that he can't hear through his left ear, but instead of reminding her when choosing spots in the bed, he just stubbornly insists on "his" side. Grow up boy.

Jasmine the Stickwoman is as empty-headed as the other HMs and the BOTS panel and audience. Apparently poor Nick is being deprived of his BB experience by Harry. Right, Stickwoman you dumb cow... who told you to say that?

Nick is becoming more and more of a belligerent prick. It's okay for him to grope Harry in bed - but when they're outside, he's trying to play the big man. The worst part is when he looks for support from the others in front of Harry when he slags her off.

Danny Umpf Umpf has piped down... strategy or hasn't he been given enough airtime?

Marc and Ayslayne (how the hell do you spell her name - her parents must have been some kinda hippies who worked out her karma in numbers and weird names) have made up. Buahahahahahaaa!!! Marc's gonna have her for breakfast when he doesn't need her anymore.

Joel has had too much time on his hands to think during the last few weeks. Now he thinkthinks that he should stamp some authority on the house and scrounges around for "soft targets"... they might just turn around and bit him in the ass in the end. :arghh:

I is wa i is :p
 
...just how stupid is Meathead Marc?... they play him off as being so 'super intelligent' and then he quotes Neil Armstrong's most famous line... he says... "that's one small step for ME... one giant step for Mankind!" so when does his 'super intelligence' kick in?... bloody moron!... I had to laugh when Cristian and Jack were talking about who they thought would win this year in front of Meathead Marc and neither of them said him!... boy did he look a tad bit miffed... lol!... a little later Meathead Marc must've got a bit jealous of Cristian spending time with Jasmine and tried to usher Cristian away from him but she straddled him and started a pash-a-thon with him... lol!...

...boy!... didn't Jack crack it?... he was whinging and whining as per usual and says that he's... "throwing in the towel"... methinks that he just knows that he is the one going this week and can't handle it if you ask me... when Meathead Marc heard that there was another 'guest' entering the house he said.... "I despise these Z-lister arseholes!"... what?... because they tell you what a turd you are to your face eh mate?...

...after watching last night's BOTS it was obvious that the show was completely geared up to paint Meathead Marc up in a good light before sending in James Jordan the next day wasn't it?... the audience were well trained and rehearsed to get onto the Meathead Marc love-fest bandwagon... it's ridiculous!!!!...it's so bloody farcical!!!...

...I honestly think that Danny had some sort of orgasm when James Jordan entered the house!... obviously Big Brother are running shit scared that their 'golden boy' is not looking too good at the moment so they have sent James in to 'rescue him'... he was obviously instructed to adhere to the script and he proved that to me when he swapped Meathead Marc and Aisleyne as 'Guest and Staff'... it is so blatantly obvious to me!... it's such a pathetic thing to do at this stage... panicking or what Big Brother????...

...Jasmine warns Aisleyne... "Marc will be REALLY bad now!"... (damn right he is!... Big Brother want him ruling the house again as before)... James is definitely Meathead Marc's rescue dog... what about Harry being such a misery guts eh?... oh my god Harry... SNAP OUT OF IT GIRL!!!!... what the hell is wrong with you?...

...James Jordan walked towards Meathead Marc and asked him for a cuddle and Meathead Marc tackled him hard onto a bed!... (was that his way of telling James Jordan that he is still the 'alpha male' in the house so take heed?... I think so somehow)... James look winded after it happened lol!... I so cringed when they were all having a party and Meathead Marc walked up to James and said... I'm so happy that you came in!"... BLURG!!!!!... **dry vomit!**... I loved what Harry's comment... that was pure gold lol!... "Jesus Danny I don't know what's more cringey?... Nick pandering around Dexter or Marc pandering around James!"... hahaha!... well done Harry!... another BLURG!!!!!... **dry vomit!** moment was Meathead Marc and Aisleyne making up with each other... I hated it!...

...doesn't Cristian have quite the swagger in his step now?... yet another BLURG!!!!!... **dry vomit!** moment was hearing those snogging sounds between him and Jasmine that made me dry heave a few times... I so hate those bloody horrid sounds so much!... I predict that if Jack survives this eviction and they all go onto basic rations because they failed the task that he will seriously revert to cannibalism!... but I do see him going though for sure... cheers.
 
...I have noticed that a lot of people are sometimes confused as to just what the fook Meathead Marc is actually talking about at most times... therefore I have decided to provide a... 'Meathead Marc Translation Dictionary'... for all of you so that you can understand him a lot better... consider it a community service act from your old 'uncle Sticky' if you like... so here it is...

1) "YOU'RE A LIAR!"... (stop speaking the truth about me!)...
2) "EVERYONE IS LYING!"... (they won't do as I say!)...
3) "I WANT TO LEAVE!"... (I want more air time!)...
4) "I'VE HAD ENOUGH BIG BROTHER!"... (I want even more air time!)...
5) "YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THAT!"... (stop speaking the truth about me!)...
6) "DON'T TOUCH ME!"... (now she'll want me bad!)... [his favourite way to 'pull the birds']...
7) "I AIN'T DUN NUTTIN' WRONG!"... (I've been a wicked evil bastard to someone!)...
8) "I LUV YA!"... (I'm going to crucify you at the first opportunity that I get!)...
9) "FOOK ORF!"... (piss off!!... you are winning this argument!)...
10) "WATCH HER/HIM!"... (don't take your eyes off me because I will knife you in the back!)...
11) "GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE OF WHAT I'VE DONE WRONG!"... (I can't think of what to say right now!)...
12) "LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE!"... (do as I say... obey my orders!)...
13) "I'M FOOKING GORGEOUS!"... (I'm fooking gorgeous... just ask me!)...
14) "I FIND EVERYONE UNINTERESTING AND BORING NOW!"... (they're all onto me now!)
15) "YOU COULD WIN THIS!"... (you're my next target/victim)...
16) "I WON'T WIN THIS!"... (Big Brother has told me that I'm going to win this because I'm their 'Golden Boy'!)...
17) "SILENCE"... [he adopts that stupid smug grin]... (I don't know what to say right now... think of something nasty to say)...
18)...

...well there you go peoples... please feel free to add more if you think of some... you're welcome!... lol!... cheers.
 
I can't really be mad at Harry for being so miserable because I would be too if I was in that hell hole of a place. So. many. egos.

Can we just bring Adjoa back in so she can win and call this season a wrap?
 
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