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Why the FUCK is Michael the lion?

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Of course Michael is made the fucking leader of the animals. Big Brother even made all the other species bow down before him. I was and still am infuriated. He always gets the fucking spotlight so he can show off and ham it up (fakely) for the cameras. Some of the other housemates didn't even get to be their own animal, they had to share. Where's the individuality in that? And then there's fucking hero Michael lounging on his fucking pedastal. I was filled with glee when Ray got his breakfast. Then the scumbag goes into the bedroom and bags out Ray and brings up the 'short man syndrome.' The way he said it, so casually, so offhand was so fucking obvious - he's trying to plant the seeds of discord in the other housemates minds. The manipulative, condescending fuckwit. He obviously has an inferiority issue, all he has is his precious hair to hide his insecurities behind so he takes it out on Ray. Hopefully the documentary ends in the buffalos stampeding over top of the lion and his lionesses and the hyena tear his carcass to shreds (literally).

I'll bide my time waiting for Michael to be evicted. And when he is I will cheer. Cheer and relish in the glory of his downfall, the scumbag.
 
Yay I agree, he's a bitch in lions clothing lol

I liked him at first but seriously they say Ray is playing the game but he's not hamming it up to the cameras for the folks at home.
I don't like Ben or Stacey for the same reason.
 
Agree Jumpy1, cracks appearing in Michael's intended performance. The more trustworthy housemates have been Ray, Brad and Estelle, even with all their faults I'd rather see one of them win than a faker.
 
Michael is playing the game harder than anyone. He didn't want George, josh or Ray to think he was the alpha male because he is scared it might make him a target. He nominates Ray because he knows Ray doesn't fall for his crap
 
Jumpy1 said:
Of course Michael is made the fucking leader of the animals. Big Brother even made all the other species bow down before him. I was and still am infuriated. He always gets the fucking spotlight so he can show off and ham it up (fakely) for the cameras. Some of the other housemates didn't even get to be their own animal, they had to share. Where's the individuality in that? And then there's fucking hero Michael lounging on his fucking pedastal. I was filled with glee when Ray got his breakfast. Then the scumbag goes into the bedroom and bags out Ray and brings up the 'short man syndrome.' The way he said it, so casually, so offhand was so fucking obvious - he's trying to plant the seeds of discord in the other housemates minds. The manipulative, condescending fuckwit. He obviously has an inferiority issue, all he has is his precious hair to hide his insecurities behind so he takes it out on Ray. Hopefully the documentary ends in the buffalos stampeding over top of the lion and his lionesses and the hyena tear his carcass to shreds (literally).

I'll bide my time waiting for Michael to be evicted. And when he is I will cheer. Cheer and relish in the glory of his downfall, the scumbag.
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Your posts are hilarious!!! I love how much you hate Michael!! I couldn't agree more with your posts above :)
 
I think BB did it this way to piss off Ben, he wants to be leader of the pack & BB made him a stupid Flamingo - I thought it was great :)

Just like he gave more food to Ray, pisses everyone off & it worked lol hahahaha
 
Can't stand Michael, Josh, Ben, Zoe and Stacey. All the biggest backstabbers in the house and trying to influence eachother for nominations night.

Who does Michael think he is saying that he hopes Angie isn't being portrayed as the sexy girl. Why would he care? Josh chimes in and says Angie likes to think she's sexy. What the? Then for the tenth time Josh says Angie is not his type even though he's happy to spoon, cuddle during the day and hang around with her heaps. I thought they were supposed to be her friend. I think Josh secretly likes Angie, for some reason he doesn't want to admit it and it's sour grapes now that she's moved beds.
 
Yeah not happy with the Lion choice either. What no Peacocks or Dung Beetles in Africa?!...:rolleyes:
 
Thing said:
I think BB did it this way to piss off Ben, he wants to be leader of the pack & BB made him a stupid Flamingo - I thought it was great :)

Just like he gave more food to Ray, pisses everyone off & it worked lol hahahaha
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It looked as though Ben liked his tutu.
 
Jumpy1 said:
I was filled with glee when Ray got his breakfast. Then the scumbag goes into the bedroom and bags out Ray and brings up the 'short man syndrome.' The way he said it, so casually, so offhand was so fucking obvious - he's trying to plant the seeds of discord in the other housemates minds.(literally).
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Now Michael with the seeds. It's not just Ben. Or did Ben seed the seed seed. I'm curious about how one goes about literally planting a seed in a persons mind though. Is it into the frontal lobe via the nasal passage?

lin said:
it cobfused me, i thought ray was tall
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People always look taller on TV.

Thing said:
I think BB did it this way to piss off Ben, he wants to be leader of the pack & BB made him a stupid Flamingo - I thought it was great :)
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Kaf said:
It looked as though Ben liked his tutu.
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Indeed, kaf. I rather suspect Ben is proudly aware of the fine queer provenance of Pink Flamingos.

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hughesy17 said:
Can't stand Michael, Josh, Ben, Zoe and Stacey. All the biggest backstabbers in the house and trying to influence eachother for nominations night.
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Yes they have formed a pact - THE BITCHERS!

What a useless group of no-hopers. Michael is smart but a total lazy slob.

Poxy said:
Not sure why Michael is running around in those too-small undies showing his ass crack, maybe he fantasises that viewers are lusting after his blubbery bod.
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Michael shares undies with Josh ewww. Were both too stupid not to bring in shorts?
 
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