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Why the FUCK is Michael the lion?

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I can understand a meow as a response but what is with the lavender up the snoz?

With all the 'funny laffy thing' that Michael does to ham it up to the cameras, HOW FUCKING DARE HE criticise Estelle for doing one silly thing. Geez this guy makes me furious, who the FUCK does he think he is. Arrogant hypocritical fucking scumbag that he is. I HATE him on such a deep level.
 
I believe Michael clarified:

"The crazy thing is, in the real world, he's not that short."

That was what they were discussing. It was an observation about how Ray responded to jokes about being short. Apparently, unseen by us, there was some ribbing of Ray as short. When it's first mentioned we can see by Josh's face that there must've been some sort of reaction to it by Ray. They weren't saying Ray is short and that's funny but that Ray has exhibited a sensitivity to shorty jokes and it surprises them.

The fact that he's actually not that short is the whole point.

And yet Michael is still commenting on 'Ray's short man syndrome' when he himself is shorter than Ray. Michael probably saw Ray's hefty equipment in the shower and is jealous, because he is definitely jealous of his buffness (because Michael is a pudgy, doughy, untoned, scummy prick)
 
Maybe she didn't want to waste her time speaking to someone who constantly bitches about her?
Michael thinks he's beyond Estelle, why should she bother putting an effort in?

She stuffed a hunk of lavender up her nose and meowed. I can understand her not wanting to speak to Michael but this is a reasonable alternative?
 
There is a difference in being silly and in providing a rude non answer when someone asks you a question.
 
And yet Michael is still commenting on 'Ray's short man syndrome' when he himself is shorter than Ray. Michael probably saw Ray's hefty equipment in the shower and is jealous, because he is definitely jealous of his buffness (because Michael is a pudgy, doughy, untoned, scummy prick)

You appear to have not understood the post you quoted.
 
There is a difference in being silly and in providing a rude non answer when someone asks you a question.

If she had any inkling of the way that Michael talked about her then why the fuck would she want to answer him. Is he the overlord that demands and expects everyone to do his bidding? If Estelle didn't want to answer him then she didn't have to. God this guy is so fucking smug - oh wait pause for a second Michael and brush the hair out of your face. HOW DID HE EVEN GET IN THE FUCKING HOUSE????
 
You appear to have not understood the post you quoted.

No, I noticed the part where Michael said he wasn't even that short, but Michael is still shorter, so he is a filthy hypocrite - the reason he is saying anything about people being short is so he can deflect his own insecurities. The fucker
 
She stuffed a hunk of lavender up her nose and meowed. I can understand her not wanting to speak to Michael but this is a reasonable alternative?
Well if you'd been bitched about and treated like how she has been, what would you propose she did? I'm sure she was attempting to be funny (like when she laughed at herself getting the elephant).
 
No, I noticed the part where Michael said he wasn't even that short, but Michael is still shorter, so he is a filthy hypocrite - the reason he is saying anything about people being short is so he can deflect his own insecurities. The fucker

Michael is bemused that someone taller than him is offended by short jokes. I fail to see how that makes him a hypocrite.
 
Michael is bemused that someone taller than him is offended by short jokes. I fail to see how that makes him a hypocrite.

Michael's a fuckwit wanker plain and simple, obviously you are a Michael lover so I won't bother trying to convince you. I am just gobsmacked that he has any fans at all.
 
Well if you'd been bitched about and treated like how she has been, what would you propose she did? I'm sure she was attempting to be funny (like when she laughed at herself getting the elephant).

How ARROGANT was he when he nominated her with this reason. What about when he went into the diary room at told big brother he 'had cake in his 'butt'' - how fucking filthy. What's the difference between Estelle putting some lavender up her nose and Michael sinking his arse onto a cake. THAT FILTHY FILTHY HYPROCRITE
 
Michael's a fuckwit wanker plain and simple, obviously you are a Michael lover so I won't bother trying to convince you. I am just gobsmacked that he has any fans at all.

I've proven your argument to be completely illogical so all you can do is call Michael a fuckwit and assume (incorrectly) that I'm a Michael lover. Crawl back into your hole please.
 
I've proven your argument to be completely illogical so all you can do is call Michael a fuckwit and assume (incorrectly) that I'm a Michael lover. Crawl back into your hole please.

You've proven nothing. Michael was bagging Ray out about his purported 'short man's syndrome' and he is shorter than Ray himself. Michael has short man's syndrome. The only thing he likes about himself is his mask of hair and beard he uses to hide his face behind because he is so insecure. Where does he get off? What gives him the right to bitch about the way other people look and their insecurities when he is overwhelmed by his own. He is a hypocrite because of this.
 
You've proven nothing. Michael was bagging Ray out about his purported 'short man's syndrome' and he is shorter than Ray himself. Michael has short man's syndrome. The only thing he likes about himself is his mask of hair and beard he uses to hide his face behind because he is so insecure. Where does he get off? What gives him the right to bitch about the way other people look and their insecurities when he is overwhelmed by his own. He is a hypocrite because of this.

There's no evidence that Michael has short man syndrome. You certainly have an active imagination though.
 
There's no evidence that Michael has short man syndrome. You certainly have an active imagination though.

Michael sat in the diary room and sob storied to big brother about how his hair makes him feel more cool or comfortable or some pathetic/lame reason and refused to cut it off. Michael is insecure about the way he looks. If he doesn't have short man syndrome he has ugly face syndrome, take your pick. If Ray has insecurities who is Michael to chastise him about them, when Michael has insecurities himself. Hypocrite, hypocrite, hypocrite
 
Michael was bagging Ray out about his purported 'short man's syndrome' and he is shorter than Ray himself. Michael has short man's syndrome. What gives him the right to bitch about the way other people look and their insecurities when he is overwhelmed by his own. He is a hypocrite because of this.

I really do think you've missed the point. Apparently there were some 'short' jokes directed at Ray. We weren't privy to who said them or what they were. Michael was expressing his surprise that Ray would seem to care given that he's "not that short". Ben went on to identify the sensitivity as short man syndrome, because although not actually short, Ray appears to have an insecurity about it.

The idea that no one is ever allowed to comment on anyone else's insecurity unless they have none of their own strikes me as a rather extreme viewpoint. I don't really see the problem here. Some HMs discovered a possible (and somewhat surprising, if true) insecurity of Ray's and then talked about it.
 
Nah this thread is awesome. Keep up the vitriol Jumpy, I like it!

I will fight to my last breath to bring about Michael's undoing. I need soldiers for this war, will you join me benjamoo - everyone has to fight for something, we may as well bring down this tyrant together
 
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