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AntiGretel UNPLUGGED for you...
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AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
Golden Gaytime envelopes my mouth at every opportunity
I like smashing box with my wang
Have yet to wake up of a morning with a desire for balls across the nose or to delve into a guy's hairy butt
I am certain, however, that in this free thinking le'sa'fare age we live in, that my preferences may change to even stauncher heterosexuality and refusal to accept $10 in toilet blocks "just to show the tip of it"
Sorry, Your Honor, back to the bench you go
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
Time is of the essence
Get your questions in before i start my bike and GTFO
8.3hrs of infinite wisdom remains
(( for this series, then prolly bump thread in couple days )
Dunno
Get your questions in before i start my bike and GTFO
8.3hrs of infinite wisdom remains
(( for this series, then prolly bump thread in couple days )
Dunno
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
What is your opinion on tattoos?
Tattoos were a taboo when i was being brought up - associated with bikies n crooks etc
Then an uncle returned from overseas with one on each forearm
The obligatory anchor
And the topless girl
They were not that much an issue after that
Then i saw a girl with some, in intimate places
Then as i became a guy on dating scene, i saw more and more "tramp stamps"
The sillier girls would have their "true loves" name on them
A guy's name staring back at you from the ass of the girl you are banging isnt an aphrodisiac, let me assure you
And having to aim my rampant spunk away from the guy's name and onto her non - Ex skin was a challenge initially ..then i turned 17 and i was an expert marksman
A title i hold to this day
Tatts are ok
Arm sleeves a bit over the top and face tatts do little for my entertainment value
I may get one someday
Dunno
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
Mosquito bite on ankle resembling a tattoo
Fuck[DOUBLEPOST=1415745794][/DOUBLEPOST]
Just like the disguise of a paranoid stripper, there are ALWAYS extensions
Fuck[DOUBLEPOST=1415745794][/DOUBLEPOST]
I stopped asking q's as I thought the time was up.
Just like the disguise of a paranoid stripper, there are ALWAYS extensions
K
KurlyKatieK
Guest
Ohh myyyy. If I wasn't already loved up, I'd stalk you and love you and call you George.Not finding a perfect guy
Not finding a perfect girl
Yet finding that you are perfect for one another
Foundation MUST be 100% best friends
This is a MUST whether you are
* hubby n wife
*housemates
*platonic soul mates
*fk buddies
*de facto lovers
*boyfriend girlfriend
You must first be BEST friends
The next component is 100% sharing your desires n fantasies n not just involving one another
Be open about who and what excites
Encourage, never be jealous
No passive aggressive shit
No lying
No cheating
Just existing with comfy silences & deep passionate kisses that never grow old
Fun !
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
Ohh myyyy. If I wasn't already loved up, I'd stalk you and love you and call you George.
You are human, after all
I understand
You are still welcome to have your friends blow me
Ta
GretelKruger
Well-Known Member
BEST THREAD EVER.
ily. no really.
ily. no really.
GretelKruger
Well-Known Member
If you would marry @Mavis Beacon my life would be complete.
Mavis Beacon
Well-Known Member
If you would marry @Mavis Beacon my life would be complete.
yes well that's not going to happen child because I am married to my work, as an educator - and life coach.
GretelKruger
Well-Known Member
yes well that's not going to happen child because I am married to my work, as an educator - and life coach.
Here to receive.
Mavis Beacon
Well-Known Member
Here to receive.
bless you sweet child. Remember your home keys and to keep a clean and tidy workstation and your day is already in good stead.
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
If you would marry @Mavis Beacon my life would be complete.
I am married to pornhub dot com
We are exclusive, yet inclusive of input.
And credit cards.[DOUBLEPOST=1415754103][/DOUBLEPOST]
yes well that's not going to happen child because I am married to my work, as an educator - and life coach.
Does your work have big tits?
Mavis Beacon
Well-Known Member
I am married to pornhub dot com
We are exclusive, yet inclusive of input.
And credit cards.[DOUBLEPOST=1415754103][/DOUBLEPOST]
Does your work have big tits?
i'll ignore that last puerile comment. ONCE, I did have a suitor - a young gentleman caller named Eric Metcalf, the most handsome young man I had ever laid *shoos fly from tea* eyes on, and specials teams kick return dynamo for the Cleveland Browns, oh my how that young man would make my toes curl as he fielded a high punt at the old Lakefront Stadium and then would run like the whole chapter of the Louisville kkk was behind him from one end of the field to the other...
He would call on me at my parents' house during our courtship and take me to midday matinees and out for milkshakes and pop, but then in '94 The Browns traded him to Atlanta for Andre Rison, and my father (Davis Beacon), infamously declared "NOooo Atlanta Falcon is going to call on MY DAUGHter, not if he has to PRY her virginity from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS."
And alas......that was the end of something that should have been so beautiful. I cried myself to sleep for a few days, buried myself in my studies...and let Andre Rison take me to lover's point a couple of times but my heart has always belonged to Eric.......and there it will remain, with touch typing and.....being right.
Melore could I have another napkin please I seem to have...spilled tea on my cheeks, SHOOing away the INSECTS you appear to let RUN RAMSHOD THROUGHOUT YOUR FLEA HOUSE!
AntiGretel
...TRUMP 2020..
i'll ignore that last puerile comment. ONCE, I did have a suitor - a young gentleman caller named Eric Metcalf, the most handsome young man I had ever laid *shoos fly from tea* eyes on, and specials teams kick return dynamo for the Cleveland Browns, oh my how that young man would make my toes curl as he fielded a high punt at the old Lakefront Stadium and then ran like the whole chapter of the Louisville kkk was behind him from one end of the field to the other...
He would call on me at my parents' house during our courtship and take me to midday matinees and out for milkshakes and pop, but then in '94 The Browns traded him to Atlanta for Andre Rison, and my father (Davis Beacon), infamously declared "NOooo Atlanta Falcon is going to call on MY DAUGHter, not if he has to PRY her virginity from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS."
And alas......that was the end of something that should have been so beautiful. I cried myself to sleep for a few days, buried myself in my studies...and let Andre Rison take me to lover's point a couple of times but my heart has always belonged to Eric.......and there it will remain, with touch typing and.....being right.
Melore could I have another napkin please I seem to have...spilled tea on my cheeks, SHOOing away the INSECTS you appear to let RUN RAMSHOD THROUGHOUT YOUR FLEA HOUSE!
Conclusion:
Ironing board
Mosquito bites
A cup
Mavis Beacon
Well-Known Member
Mavis Beacon
Well-Known Member
Conclusion:
Ironing board
Mosquito bites
A cup
how rude.
Frankyfurt
Well-Known Member
Oh dam ! I've only just noticed this and I had some amazingggg questions