We will never know what Jade is going to say/reveal to Ed. Another disturbing trend has manifested itself.
Surely everybody remembers that exhilerating conversation between the two at the beginning where basically Jade said a few things and Ed mumbled garbage in reply... at the end Jade said: I feel I've just been dumped... remember?
One of the forumites actually posted a transcript of that 'conversation' - even today opinions differ whether this was an inspiring oratory delivered by Prince Charming, second only to those of the great Cicero himself - or simply drivel.
The other day, Jade and Ed were reclining, facing each other and... communicating. Oh yes, one could hear sounds quite clearly, but words, sentences, they were not.
To my great dismay I witnessed that Jade in her asinine infatuation for he, who harbours an inexplicable fear of bananas, has sacrificed yet another piece of her integrity by lowering herself to the 'standard' of Ed's ape-talk. Jade sounded just like Ed - I couldn't understand what either of them were 'saying'.
And why, why is Ed so scared of bananas?!?