BigBrotherCritic
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Seeing as writing novels is the norm around this thread, here is mine, titled:
"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Doctor Who by BigBrotherCritic"
Disclaimer
The following is my interpretation of the incarnations of the Time Lord Doctor. These are all my personal opinions. Any comments made are not meant to be racist, sexist, against religion or hateful to anybody. Please don't sue me.
My List
12th Favourite:
Colin Baker
Yes he had anger! He had POWER! But at the end of the day he was a cynical, negative mess. The mixture of the cynicism, the negativity and that AWFUL coat he probably picked up from an Op-Shop in Germany, made the thankfully short time of the 6th Doctor a terrible rollercoaster ride of disappointment.
11th Favourite:
Paul Mcgann
As much as I loved the romanticism of the 8th Doctor, his lack of appearances effects his rating. I would have loved to have him as the Doctor again but that would mean giving up Capaldi! First World Problems!
10th Favourite:
Tom Baker
NO I DON'T WANT A JELLY BABY!! As much as I love a Blustering Englishmen and Rainbow Scarf Smoothie, his time was too long. Over the eight or something years we needed a change and it was over when he finally kicked the bucket. He was a bit creepy and personally, watching him now, he was like an obsessive compulsive person who had to get his way, without any negotiation, much like a toddler but without the temper tantrum.
9th Favourite:
William Hartnell
I realize he is the first and the on that started it all but his "Old Cranky Man" act got on my nerves and I hated him complaining. He was like a mix of a soppy teenager and a cranky man. Enough Said.
Now comes the part of the list with the Time Lords I couldn't decide between. Think of it as a mosh pit of Actors at a Coldplay Concert, all with a chance of going back stage.
8th Favourite:
Sylvester Mccoy
They made him stop being quirky and that made it bad. The Darkness the had Sylvester have was okay but I prefer the "Amazing El Sylvestio!" style acting that he gave at the start of his time as the Doctor. His era brought Ace, a companion that I have always loved!
7th Favourite:
Jon Pertwee
I, unlike what appears to be many people, loved the definition of "British Feminism" when it came to the third Doctor. His action, his car and the overall Britishness of the Brigadier and UNIT was amazing! His opening episode saw him lovingly crushing his own shoes, Having a shower while singing deep opera and then making an excitable exit on a wheelchair with tape over his mouth! This made me truly love the Third Doctor!
6th Favourite:
Patrick Troughton
He was a brilliant actor and without him Matt Smith wouldn't have been the Doctor I loved. Very English and reminds me of my Dad a lot. He was a space Hobo and played the flute extremely well! Overall a great person to watch.
5th Favourite:
Peter Davison
I love him as the Philosophical "Fuck All" Lord! He didn't care if people hated his choice of celery, He loved cricket, he was smart and truly loved his companions. I just wish he would have stopped thinking about Adric and just get on with life but I guess that goes with the "Love"!
Now is the part of list where all actors have backstage passes, and they are all favourites, the king of Doctors!
4th Favourite:
Matt Smith
I, like many people, loved Smithy. His quirks and his emotional side was amazing and his ability to control every situation without basically having a Toddle Temper Tantrum (We look at you, Baker). He was in the 50th with Tennant and is a definite favourite.
3rd Favourite:
Peter Capaldi
I love the Scot! His Sass, His Directivity. His Sherlockian Blackboard Writings! He is Perfect for the Doctor! Even though his current time with us has been short, I have a real soft spot for him, ever since the first episode (Which doesn't usually happen to me!)
2nd Favourite:
David Tennant
The spot of 1st and 2nd has a margin so small that you wouldn't be able to fit the nucleus of an atom through it! Tennant was one of the best Doctors! His Quirkiness, His Anger, His Heartfelt stories, his companions! They were all great! I love Tennant like I love breathing!
And the final spot, the top placer, the number one Doctor Who Actor goes to.........
--CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON!--
He was the Doctor that brought it back and jeez wasn't it a fireworks show! It is a shame he hated working at the BBC and left after only one season. He is basically the definition of my Father, and that is why I love him so much (I can't help when Dad and 9th both have a Northern Accent). His Old war time soldier / rock god get-up was far better than the (What @MrStickyfingers so put it) "foppish" uniform that previous Doctors had worn. Of course he was the sassiest Doctor ever to live in this Universe and his on liners like this.
Rose: Come over, my Mothers Cooking
9th: Good, Out her on a slow roast and let her simmer!
That is why I love the 9th Doctor!
The previous novel was written entirely on the opinions of @BigBrotherCritic, Please do not take offense to anything written. @BigBrotherCritic does not take any responsibilities for the damage this post may have caused. No animals or adipose were harmed in the making of this novel.
"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Doctor Who by BigBrotherCritic"
Disclaimer
The following is my interpretation of the incarnations of the Time Lord Doctor. These are all my personal opinions. Any comments made are not meant to be racist, sexist, against religion or hateful to anybody. Please don't sue me.
My List
12th Favourite:
Colin Baker
Yes he had anger! He had POWER! But at the end of the day he was a cynical, negative mess. The mixture of the cynicism, the negativity and that AWFUL coat he probably picked up from an Op-Shop in Germany, made the thankfully short time of the 6th Doctor a terrible rollercoaster ride of disappointment.
11th Favourite:
Paul Mcgann
As much as I loved the romanticism of the 8th Doctor, his lack of appearances effects his rating. I would have loved to have him as the Doctor again but that would mean giving up Capaldi! First World Problems!
10th Favourite:
Tom Baker
NO I DON'T WANT A JELLY BABY!! As much as I love a Blustering Englishmen and Rainbow Scarf Smoothie, his time was too long. Over the eight or something years we needed a change and it was over when he finally kicked the bucket. He was a bit creepy and personally, watching him now, he was like an obsessive compulsive person who had to get his way, without any negotiation, much like a toddler but without the temper tantrum.
9th Favourite:
William Hartnell
I realize he is the first and the on that started it all but his "Old Cranky Man" act got on my nerves and I hated him complaining. He was like a mix of a soppy teenager and a cranky man. Enough Said.
Now comes the part of the list with the Time Lords I couldn't decide between. Think of it as a mosh pit of Actors at a Coldplay Concert, all with a chance of going back stage.
8th Favourite:
Sylvester Mccoy
They made him stop being quirky and that made it bad. The Darkness the had Sylvester have was okay but I prefer the "Amazing El Sylvestio!" style acting that he gave at the start of his time as the Doctor. His era brought Ace, a companion that I have always loved!
7th Favourite:
Jon Pertwee
I, unlike what appears to be many people, loved the definition of "British Feminism" when it came to the third Doctor. His action, his car and the overall Britishness of the Brigadier and UNIT was amazing! His opening episode saw him lovingly crushing his own shoes, Having a shower while singing deep opera and then making an excitable exit on a wheelchair with tape over his mouth! This made me truly love the Third Doctor!
6th Favourite:
Patrick Troughton
He was a brilliant actor and without him Matt Smith wouldn't have been the Doctor I loved. Very English and reminds me of my Dad a lot. He was a space Hobo and played the flute extremely well! Overall a great person to watch.
5th Favourite:
Peter Davison
I love him as the Philosophical "Fuck All" Lord! He didn't care if people hated his choice of celery, He loved cricket, he was smart and truly loved his companions. I just wish he would have stopped thinking about Adric and just get on with life but I guess that goes with the "Love"!
Now is the part of list where all actors have backstage passes, and they are all favourites, the king of Doctors!
4th Favourite:
Matt Smith
I, like many people, loved Smithy. His quirks and his emotional side was amazing and his ability to control every situation without basically having a Toddle Temper Tantrum (We look at you, Baker). He was in the 50th with Tennant and is a definite favourite.
3rd Favourite:
Peter Capaldi
I love the Scot! His Sass, His Directivity. His Sherlockian Blackboard Writings! He is Perfect for the Doctor! Even though his current time with us has been short, I have a real soft spot for him, ever since the first episode (Which doesn't usually happen to me!)
2nd Favourite:
David Tennant
The spot of 1st and 2nd has a margin so small that you wouldn't be able to fit the nucleus of an atom through it! Tennant was one of the best Doctors! His Quirkiness, His Anger, His Heartfelt stories, his companions! They were all great! I love Tennant like I love breathing!
And the final spot, the top placer, the number one Doctor Who Actor goes to.........
--CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON!--
He was the Doctor that brought it back and jeez wasn't it a fireworks show! It is a shame he hated working at the BBC and left after only one season. He is basically the definition of my Father, and that is why I love him so much (I can't help when Dad and 9th both have a Northern Accent). His Old war time soldier / rock god get-up was far better than the (What @MrStickyfingers so put it) "foppish" uniform that previous Doctors had worn. Of course he was the sassiest Doctor ever to live in this Universe and his on liners like this.
Rose: Come over, my Mothers Cooking
9th: Good, Out her on a slow roast and let her simmer!
That is why I love the 9th Doctor!
The previous novel was written entirely on the opinions of @BigBrotherCritic, Please do not take offense to anything written. @BigBrotherCritic does not take any responsibilities for the damage this post may have caused. No animals or adipose were harmed in the making of this novel.