isn't farting in bed and holding you under the covers the way that Australian males say that you are their girlfriend?
Yeah it's definitely a thing! I think females do it to try not to smudge their lipstick maybe? As for males, I have no bloody clue why they would but it kills me every time I hear it. Nails on a chalkboard kill.fork biting? what the heck? I've never heard of such a thing. LOL. Hmmmm, I'll need to pay close attention from now on or maybe not, sounds like it would annoy me.
Farting next to me.......drives me crazy....I don't want to smell your shit.
My ex got really upset once when I wouldn't let him give me a dutch oven. So fucking gross, I don't want to smell your farts.isn't farting in bed and holding you under the covers the way that Australian males say that you are their girlfriend?