I made up this little ditty about this place where I spend some of my time at work....and now I can't get the damn thing out of my head.
(I've been a little bored at work lately)
[Sung to the tune of
"The Love Boat" by a guy in a white tuxedo standing in the lobby with a microphone]
[Chorus]
"The V....CAT...
Soon we'll be making another claim,
The V...CAT...
Promising adjournments for everyone,
Set a course for directions,
Your mind on a costs a...ward...."
"And legal fees...
They're expensive it's true,
See your lawyer,
Expect more bills....."
[Chorus]
"The V...CAT...
Soon we'll be making another claim,
The V...CAT...
Promising adjournments for everyone,
Set a course for directions,
Your mind on a costs a...ward..."
etc

(Don't mind me)