such an ear worm hahaThis will never not be funny. So I'm reposting it. You're welcome.
(cough)...not literally, I suppose carpet muncher is not just a Yank expression? lol
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Not drinking this stuff eitherI don't even want to put mine back in my ear if one falls out on the foot path with out washing it.
What about Uncle memes?
(cough)...not literally, I suppose carpet muncher is not just a Yank expression? lol
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hahaha eeeeeeek...good to know, I'm strictly dickly as well haha1. You can definitely take it either way, but safe to say I haven't engaged in either activity.
2. Video got deleted, but it started and ended like this, with the woman's leggings being stripped off by the treadmill:
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