Things that Behind BB users always say...

[beardymac]

I'm new so no one gives a fuck but this is a brilliant thread.
Carry on.

TALAMASCA: *Likes post in daily show thread from two days ago*

 

[Willoughby]

I'm new so no one gives a fuck but this is a brilliant thread.
Carry on.

TALAMASCA: *Likes post in daily show thread from two days ago*

Personally I get a kick out of being liked 2days after the post. Takes the pressure off to perform every single daily show thread.

 

[beardymac]

miamiBRICE: "Bring back Friday Night Live!"
Heath Loxton: "Bring back Friday Night Live!"
John: "Bring back real big brother show!"

 

[TALAMASCA]

TALAMASCA: *Likes post in daily show thread from two days ago*

 

[Tee]

Well, that turned out differently than I expected. I thought this was a thread about what BBB users say about the show. Like:

This is the worst BB ever!
I miss Gretel
I wish it was on ch10

Actually, we don't need a thread for that, when we can just randomly open up any old thread and see all that, and more! It's good this thread is different to my expectations. And now, for my contribution:

Grillzz: STFU Skye!

I can't believe y'all forgot me! I feel worse than @Shaneyboo !

You know nothing Jon Snow!

 

[Shackles]

AM_092: Travis...my bae! Leo...my bae! Dion...Ryan...Ray...BAE BAE BAE!
John: [Writes a dozen of essays on how bad this show has gotten]
Markie_Mark: [Insert short condescending statement about a certain housemate]
Up All Night: I hate [insert housemate], that pathetic, little, heartless bastard. Shoot him please.

 

[Kingston]

Really?

Some of my favourite forum biffs have been with Kingston. We used to go at it like two nude girls in a jelly pool.

He is like forum herpes. Once you get used to the God awful initial irritation he brings, he's really not so bad. And when it comes to retaining fun facts and useless information about BB world wide, he is fucking Rainman.

 

[mutleyp]

pawlini: [INSERT LIE HERE]
Connoisseur: [INSERT REDUCTIVE COMMENT HERE]
Sweetgeek: [INSERT SOMETHING SICKENINGLY SWEET AND CUTE]
AntiGretel: [WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT HE'S ON ABOUT THO]
Reepbot: [VARIOUS BLEEPS AND BLOOP SOUNDS THAT ANDROIDS MAKE]
Trala: "Ha!....... Ha Ha!...... HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reported. LOOK AT MY TITS, FUCKER!"
the Theorist: "HNNNNGGGGGGG"
mutleyp: ""
bleachy_dude: "Hey guys! Did you just run over my cat? ALL GOOD!"
Consuela: "I'm gay"
AM_092: "creampie me, bae! (Travis only)"
GretelKruger: NAOMISLAYAGE.gif
Penelopepitstop: "he y guys just liten to music wha t theee fuk r u you looken at carnt?"
LeFrancais: "Madonna let's spend the weekend locked in a hotel room swapping loads "
SomeName: "Madonna let's spend the weekend locked in a hotel room swapping loads "
Miiiiike: "Madonna let's spend the weekend locked in a hotel room swapping loads "
Baxter: "Madonna let's spend the weekend locked in a hotel room swapping loads "
lemonlemonlemon: "Madonna let's spend the weekend locked in a hotel room swapping loads "
Bright: "Madonna let's spend the weekend locked in a hotel room swapping loads "
Moomin: "yasssss Prisus!"
Lucas: theNanny.gif
iJake:"like, OMG"
Mrs Butterface: "BOOM BITCH"
l.a.r.a.: "i love everything lol "
Frankyfurt: "I can't get it to work on my phone!"
Mercy:

Our Mother, who art in House
Prisus be thy name. Thy saving come,
By votes that come. In House as it is in Priyadise.
Give us a serve of holy breast.
And forgive us for chanting Defence
as we forgive those who nominated against you
And lead us not into Penny's menstruation,
But deliver us from eviction
For the House,
and the Power, and the Glory are yours
for ever and ever

Priymen~

I'd play but I'd be called a bully

 

[mutleyp]

@mutleyp has a boyfriend?? Oh, I'm so jealous happy for him.