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Season 5 taglines are out. I don't think these are as good as Season 4.

"I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it." - Janet
"Watch out world because I'm shining brighter than ever." - Jackie
"Life is a journey, not a competition." - Cherry
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, champagne is." - Kyla
"I'm no fool but I don't mind acting like one." - Gamble
"Fake news I can handle. Fake people, not in this life." - Anjali
"Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher." - Simone

 
Season 5 taglines are out. I don't think these are as good as Season 4.

"I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it." - Janet
"Watch out world because I'm shining brighter than ever." - Jackie
"Life is a journey, not a competition." - Cherry
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, champagne is." - Kyla
"I'm no fool but I don't mind acting like one." - Gamble
"Fake news I can handle. Fake people, not in this life." - Anjali
"Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher." - Simone


Janet’s line could not be more true.
 
Season 5 taglines are out. I don't think these are as good as Season 4.

"I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it." - Janet
"Watch out world because I'm shining brighter than ever." - Jackie
"Life is a journey, not a competition." - Cherry
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, champagne is." - Kyla
"I'm no fool but I don't mind acting like one." - Gamble
"Fake news I can handle. Fake people, not in this life." - Anjali
"Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher." - Simone


Gamble‘s is wrong though. She is a fool and she acts like one because of that.
 
Season 5 taglines are out. I don't think these are as good as Season 4.

"I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it." - Janet
"Watch out world because I'm shining brighter than ever." - Jackie
"Life is a journey, not a competition." - Cherry
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, champagne is." - Kyla
"I'm no fool but I don't mind acting like one." - Gamble
"Fake news I can handle. Fake people, not in this life." - Anjali
"Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher." - Simone

Cmon Ex and aff.
You two are the most undeniably qualified.
Housewives taglines for forum members........
all in good jest and fun of course....
 
Cmon Ex and aff.
You two are the most undeniably qualified.
Housewives taglines for forum members........
all in good jest and fun of course....

Starting with these 3 as taglines.

I'm no bore but your red wine makes me snore. - @Fuzz
I support freedom to choose, not freedoms to lose. - @Affable
I'm the Queen of Adelaide, my cocktails are mixed with Gatorade. - @Isee
 
I brine in wine, but I age well and fine-fuzz
I express and digress, but dance like a tigress-Expressive
I state my opinions, and laugh at the minions-affable
 
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Starting with these 3 as taglines.

I'm no bore but your red wine makes me snore. - @Fuzz
I support freedom to choose, not freedoms to lose. - @Affable
I'm the Queen of Adelaide, my cocktails are mixed with Gatorade. - @Isee

I brine in wine, but I age well and fine-fuzz
I express and digress, but dance like a tigress-Expressive
I state my opinions, and laugh at the minions-affable

LOL.

Well, I am no good at taglines but these are good.
 
Starting with these 3 as taglines.

I'm no bore but your red wine makes me snore. - @Fuzz
I support freedom to choose, not freedoms to lose. - @Affable
I'm the Queen of Adelaide, my cocktails are mixed with Gatorade. - @Isee
Cocktails? Pa-lease. South Australians have Sparkling Shiraz for breakfast
 
I do what I can, to avoid the wrath of dictator Dan- @Affable

Drinking is fun, under the Adelaide sun- @Isee

Some may see me as a witch, but I'm just a boss bitch- @Expressive

Whilst others may be kind, I'd rather say what's on my mind- Columbo.
 
My opinions of the new housewives after the season 5 premiere.

Kyla - more like a Sydney housewife. Privileged and seems a bit showy and stuck up like Nicole. I think her "Champagne Dame" thing will annoy people like Athena X did with the spirituality talk. Kyla and Janet clashed quickly.


Cherry - Hard to figure out her personality. Not interesting yet.

Simone - The most likeable of the new women so far but I don't know if she has the right type of personality for reality TV. I hope she is not another Susie.
 
They should put a fake housewife on the show. Like a robot housewife. And then at first all the other real housewives are accepting of this fake housewife until a few episodes into the season they go "wait a minute, you're not a real housewife, you're a robot". The robot pleads that they only want to know the human emotion called love. But it is too late and they are sent off the show.
 
This thread is for people who watch the show or are interested in watching. It's not here for people who don't like the Housewives and are clearly here to troll. Your presence is not needed here. Move on.
 
This thread is for people who watch the show or are interested in watching. It's not here for people who don't like the Housewives and are clearly here to troll. Your presence is not needed here. Move on.

Sorry, just had a thought and I felt the need to express it. Also look up the word troll in the dictionary.
 
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