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The Real Housewives of Melbourne
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Expressive
#YourProblem
Season 5 taglines are out. I don't think these are as good as Season 4.
"I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it." - Janet
"Watch out world because I'm shining brighter than ever." - Jackie
"Life is a journey, not a competition." - Cherry
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, champagne is." - Kyla
"I'm no fool but I don't mind acting like one." - Gamble
"Fake news I can handle. Fake people, not in this life." - Anjali
"Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher." - Simone
"I don't like trouble, unless I've caused it." - Janet
"Watch out world because I'm shining brighter than ever." - Jackie
"Life is a journey, not a competition." - Cherry
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, champagne is." - Kyla
"I'm no fool but I don't mind acting like one." - Gamble
"Fake news I can handle. Fake people, not in this life." - Anjali
"Keep your standards high and your stilettos higher." - Simone
Janet’s line could not be more true.
Gamble‘s is wrong though. She is a fool and she acts like one because of that.
Fuzz
Well-Known Member
Cmon Ex and aff.
You two are the most undeniably qualified.
Housewives taglines for forum members........
all in good jest and fun of course....
Expressive
#YourProblem
Cocktails? Pa-lease. South Australians have Sparkling Shiraz for breakfast
Expressive
#YourProblem
My new tagline suggestion is Adelaide might be disheartening but in the Barossa, I'm on sparkling.
Adelaide where I can live at the beach and still afford the Sparkling lol
Columbo
Never again
I do what I can, to avoid the wrath of dictator Dan- @Affable
Drinking is fun, under the Adelaide sun- @Isee
Some may see me as a witch, but I'm just a boss bitch- @Expressive
Whilst others may be kind, I'd rather say what's on my mind- Columbo.
Drinking is fun, under the Adelaide sun- @Isee
Some may see me as a witch, but I'm just a boss bitch- @Expressive
Whilst others may be kind, I'd rather say what's on my mind- Columbo.
Expressive
#YourProblem
Gamble's new song.
Expressive
#YourProblem
My opinions of the new housewives after the season 5 premiere.
Kyla - more like a Sydney housewife. Privileged and seems a bit showy and stuck up like Nicole. I think her "Champagne Dame" thing will annoy people like Athena X did with the spirituality talk. Kyla and Janet clashed quickly.
Cherry - Hard to figure out her personality. Not interesting yet.
Simone - The most likeable of the new women so far but I don't know if she has the right type of personality for reality TV. I hope she is not another Susie.
Kyla - more like a Sydney housewife. Privileged and seems a bit showy and stuck up like Nicole. I think her "Champagne Dame" thing will annoy people like Athena X did with the spirituality talk. Kyla and Janet clashed quickly.
Cherry - Hard to figure out her personality. Not interesting yet.
Simone - The most likeable of the new women so far but I don't know if she has the right type of personality for reality TV. I hope she is not another Susie.
Columbo
Never again
They should put a fake housewife on the show. Like a robot housewife. And then at first all the other real housewives are accepting of this fake housewife until a few episodes into the season they go "wait a minute, you're not a real housewife, you're a robot". The robot pleads that they only want to know the human emotion called love. But it is too late and they are sent off the show.
Expressive
#YourProblem
This thread is for people who watch the show or are interested in watching. It's not here for people who don't like the Housewives and are clearly here to troll. Your presence is not needed here. Move on.
Columbo
Never again
Sorry, just had a thought and I felt the need to express it. Also look up the word troll in the dictionary.