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The Priya and Skye Enthusiasts' Tea Lounge

Ellie Mae said:
Why of course deer Mavis. One must never allow a friend to become overly flushed. As a true lady never sweats.
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There's a good pet. Now I don't want you to fawn over me it's just a hot flush something you'll know about soon enough judging by the look of you but if you don't mind popping out back to the kitchen and asking Melore if she might fix me a venison sandwich on rye - or wholegrain in a pinch I don't want to be a bother, no crusts cut into four with perhaps some tomato and mustard. Off you go it's not going to order itself.
 
A venison sandwich, did you say? Hmmm, one wonders where you were thinking to find venison this time of year. Surely you weren't thinking a young fresh doe would do? Were you? Hmmm. Don't you think, what with you sweating like a stevedore, at your age a nice watercress sandwich would be better. I am sure you could use the fiber. Things slowing down, umm down there and all. image.jpg
 
Mavis Beacon! Venison! This is a vegetarian... or a pescetarian establishment! We are not carnivores in the Tea Lounge! I agree with Ellie Mae. A nice watercress sandwich would be better.
 
I have an issue. Still absolutely adoring Priya, but I am getting completely turned off by Skye's arrogance. Petal you are not all that and a bag of chips. Not at all humbled. I am not sure if the poor dear was always that way but it is all definitely going to her head. So I am hoping she gets evicted sooner rather than later. Spoilt brat.
 
Lee83 said:
I have an issue. Still absolutely adoring Priya, but I am getting completely turned off by Skye's arrogance. Petal you are not all that and a bag of chips. Not at all humbled. I am not sure if the poor dear was always that way but it is all definitely going to her head. So I am hoping she gets evicted sooner rather than later. Spoilt brat.
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Ahhhhh..... Why is an abundantly confident 20 year old considered a spoilt brat?!! I wish more of the young people I know and deal with every day had half of Skye's self assurance.

There are 50 other hate threads for Skye.
 
It's mindboggling to me the number of people a so-called 'ditsy' vapid blonde bimbo has (borrowing a term from her Vajesty's lexicon) PRESSED. :hilarious:

For fucks sake she's barely out of her teens, I wasn't aware that there were these many miserable dolts in this forum who've got nothing better to do than talk shit about someone who's quite possibly half their age. :facepalm:
 
People who have no knowledge of themselves, and who do not know they have no self-awareness, tend to project all their disowned stuff onto any handy target. These same people will project all their wounded, misunderstood, socially ostracised, and socially awkward aspects onto the cruelly misjudged underdog. In this forum, there is often a misunderstanding as to who is the actual underdog. Skye, unfortunately, is not acting like an underdog. But those who have projected a jumble of qualities onto another housemate have decided she is to be the repository for all their inchoate and unacknowledged hatred, anger, rage, aggression, and spite. Dehumanising her allows them to really enjoy this operation. Such is life.

More tea, anyone? I am adding ginger-root to mine.
 
Melore said:
People who have no knowledge of themselves, and who do not know they have no self-awareness, tend to project all their disowned stuff onto any handy target. These same people will project all their wounded, misunderstood, socially ostracised, socially awkward aspects onto the cruelly misjudged underdog. In this forum, there is often a misunderstanding as to who is the actual underdog. Skye, unfortunately, is not acting like an underdog. But those who have projected a jumble of qualities onto another housemate have decided she is to be the repository for all their inchoate and unacknowledged hatred, anger, rage, aggression, and spite. Dehumanising her, allows them to really enjoy this operation. Such is life.

More tea anyone.
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I just pick on her to annoy marsha brady. Have you got a cold pack out there Melsie I just kicked a g20 policeman for getting a bit fresh and he caught me with one of those telescoping metal riot batons right in the throat. Beastly fascist.
 
Melore said:
People who have no knowledge of themselves, and who do not know they have no self-awareness, tend to project all their disowned stuff onto any handy target. These same people will project all their wounded, misunderstood, socially ostracised, and socially awkward aspects onto the cruelly misjudged underdog. In this forum, there is often a misunderstanding as to who is the actual underdog. Skye, unfortunately, is not acting like an underdog. But those who have projected a jumble of qualities onto another housemate have decided she is to be the repository for all their inchoate and unacknowledged hatred, anger, rage, aggression, and spite. Dehumanising her allows them to really enjoy this operation. Such is life.

More tea, anyone? I am adding ginger-root to mine.
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It's very unfortunate that people who can articulate well have no knowledge of what they are talking about. It's sad that people make excuses for others bad behaviour because of their age. Sad really that most can't take a step back and see things for that they really are. How amusing that this strong hate word gets thrown out when all I was explaining was how someone was acting and how I didn't agree with it. Every one is human but sometimes you just have to call someone's BS.
 
Lee83 said:
It's very unfortunate that people who can articulate well have no knowledge of what they are talking about. It's sad that people make excuses for others bad behaviour because of their age. Sad really that most can't take a step back and see things for that they really are. How amusing that this strong hate word gets thrown out when all I was explaining was how someone was acting and how I didn't agree with it. Every one is human but sometimes you just have to call someone's BS.
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Exqueese me? I wasn't referring to you. I didn't actually read your post. But now that I have, I think you will find there are plenty of other more appropriate places where you can voice your feelings.

I don't find it 'amusing that this strong hate word gets thrown around'. I don't find the venom people choose to allow themselves to vent re any housemate amusing.

It's very unfortunate that people's comprehension skills are so often lacking, nowadays. Now buzz along, I have to attend to Mavis Beacon. She's very demanding, you know.
 
Mavis Beacon said:
YOU CAN HOLD OFF ON MY USUAL MORNING SARSAPARILLA SPRITZER MELS I CAN'T TELL IF I'M PARCHED OR MY LARYNX IS CRUSHED

*cocks perfectly scluptured eyebrow at butterface*
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Forgive me for the delay, darling! I'm not sure if it was the cream cheese or the salmon but I had to excuse myself momentarily. I see you've been running dear Melore ragged again.
 
Mrs Butterface said:
Forgive me for the delay, darling! I'm not sure if it was the cream cheese or the salmon but I had to excuse myself momentarily. I see you've been running dear Melore ragged again.
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No need to apologise dear I was merely raising a speculative eyebrow to suggest that at this rate we'll be lucky to be served our afternoon tea let alone have to bother ourselves with letting the help know I won't be needing my usual morning refreshment.

And I'm not surprised that you were feeling poorly *leans over and rubs wrist* - I'm upset that you were don't get me wrong but I'm not surprised that you needed to avail yourself of the amenities poor pet. Marsha BRADY and some of the other mean girl cheerleaders come here and throw their poop encrusted skye-phones on these very tables and sit in THESE chairs in their panty hamster popping g-strings...and Melore's usually three sheets to the wind - ohhhhh she claims it's the fumes from the that old clapped out mg she drives but the woman's a terrible soak. Lovely though, no business acumen and she thinks glen 20 is a perfume but she's a dear and I wouldn't have a bad word spoken about her. Oh I'm so parched. Be a dear and see if she's not passed out on that tatty chaise lounge out the back again won't you?
 
Melore said:
Exqueese me? I wasn't referring to you. I didn't actually read your post. But now that I have, I think you will find there are plenty of other more appropriate places where you can voice your feelings.

I don't find it 'amusing that this strong hate word gets thrown around'. I don't find the venom people choose to allow themselves to vent re any housemate amusing.

It's very unfortunate that people's comprehension skills are so often lacking, nowadays. Now buzz along, I have to attend to Mavis Beacon. She's very demanding, you know.
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IF, Melore old bean,

preferring a particular table at different times of the day,

expecting those tables to be set with a small cruet of cool water for the purposes of cooling scalding hot tea rather than having to request it after having already turned my insides into the fiery lava pits of Mount Doom

and then looking a little mystified when it comes out in a crude glass monstrosity that looks like a planter from bunnings,

requesting an extra napkin for my gloves so they don't disappear into into the dust on the tables and we have to send out a saint bernard to recover them,

expecting writing paper when requested to be monogrammed and at least 270 gsm,

turning my nose up at your menu

and asking for all smart devices to be left with the hatcheck girl so the incessant swiping doesn't further enhance my migraine

IS,

SOMEHOW,

at least deemed by YOU as 'demanding', then I stand before you guilTY AS CHARGED BUT I'M SORRY BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS IN A TEA LOUNGE NOT ON THE POOP DECK OF THE USS GIVE A CRAP!!!!!

BILL PLEASE BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
 
Sugar! Sprung... Was that you, Mavis Bacon, creeping about like a ghost last night when I was doing the
'housecleaning'?? I admit I did just blow on a couple of clumps of dust on the tip tray on the counter, and then say to myself, out loud, Done!
 
Melore said:
Sugar! Sprung... Was that you, Mavis Bacon, creeping about like a ghost last night when I was doing the
'housecleaning'?? I admit I did just blow on a couple of clumps of dust on the tip tray on the counter, and then say to myself, out loud, Done!
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oh,


my,



God. you're actually inferring i'm difficult to see in the dark. COME ON BUTTERS WE'RE LEAVING NO..NO YOU DAFT OLD NANA DON'T PUT YOUR CHAIR IN WE'RE APPALLED AND OUTRAGED NOT THE HOUSE STAFF JEEEEEEeeeessus land sakes butters sometimes I swear you've had a total freaking front lobe lobotomy come on...mind your step off we go..

*turns back to front desk* and I'll tell you something else Melwhore, the name's BEAcon, with and 'e' for effortless as in 'waiting on Mavis Beeeeeacon is EFFORTLESS."

*STORMS OUT OF TEA HOUSE*


THAT'S NOT THE CAR BUTTERS THAT'S A PHONE BOX YOU STUPID OLD TIT
 
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