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The Priya and Skye Enthusiasts' Tea Lounge

If you're referring to me, that's a sad and awful attempt of being rude. Come harder next time and maybe, just maybe I'll read you down for assuming and presuming. @MADONNA, invited me.
 
Eclair, anyone? Traditional chocolate, and salted caramel for the post-modernists.

Has simply everyone been at the Pimm's? I shall refresh the jug.
 
Ellie Mae said:
Did I hear salted caramel? I was passing and your tea shop seems intriguing.
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Yes, play your cards right and we'll all be licking SALT off of SOME caramel
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Anastasia Beaverhausen said:
**skulks in and sits in chair closest to the pimms. When no ones looking drinks directly from jug and stuffs cucumber sandwiches into purse. Nods demurely at the conversation. Assumes this is some off topic thread as everyone is talking about how great the Sky is.**
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Pardon me, but are you through with that jug? I believe I need something to wash down the eclair.
 
Ellie Mae said:
Pardon me, but are you through with that jug? I believe I need something to wash down the eclair.
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Help yourself Ellie Mae. I poured myself a small drink earlier today, to be polite mostly, and then left the soiree like the lady i am.

FYI feel free to meet me over here in the abandoned Travis Appreciation Thread. It turns out that while I was just looking around, minding my own business, I discovered that the previous owners have left the liquor cabinet unlocked. Perhaps you can help me find the key so we can lock it and keep all the drunkards at bay? **hiccups, nearly falls off heels**


Mavis Beacon said:
I think in your alcohol-induced stupor (which is unfortunate) you're confusing 'self-importance' with athletic feminine curves and always knowing what's best pet. And if being more preoccupied with filling my head with knowledge by reading books and watching documentaries rather than wasting time with idle hands stuffing my nether regions with sex toys while reading 50 shades of disgusting and watching gonzo porn means i'm 'prudish' *rolls eyes*, IF being more concerned with my THINKtank bringing all the gentlemen to the yard and not my milkshakes, then I stand before you, LEGS TOGETHER and UNrepentant, PROUDly 'guilty' as charged.

Melore sweet do you have a small cruet of cool water my tea is too hot. I don't want to cause a fuss but most tea lounges would set a table with it already provided.
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@Mavis Beacon, why is it I can hear your acid tongue despite not even being in the same thread as you?
Yes, you're right dear, boys are ALWAYS crossing the room to speak to the smart girls. Thats why i'm wearing this dress. See how it plunges in the front? See how it shows off my SMARTS? I was so clever to choose it.
NOW whats this ghastly gonzo porn you seem to know so much about? What time will you be watching it, so i can watch it with you to see if I feel the same level of disgust?
 
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