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The Priya and Skye Enthusiasts' Tea Lounge

LoveBB said:
Haha... New term: Girlmance! Thank you for the insight from the family and students....
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I love, in Skye's Bio, that she is proud of being able to make the perfect cappuccino.... The world needs people who love their jobs! That positive attitude is the start of a bright future. Mentors such as Priya can make a HUGE difference in the life of a young person.

It is rare to see a genuine, mutual friendship flouish in the BB house so, regardless of where the game goes from here, at least Priya and Skye have had each other to lean on....
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I'm not sure why they focus on men suddenly getting close. These two women have been close for ages!!

They're going to have to turn on each other at some point just for the sake of the game but I think it's going to take a LOT of coercion.

Even with Priya calling David out for being a hypocrite in the lounge... although they only gave us a snippet I suspect whom she was referring to.

Anyway I prefer the circle egg salad sandwiches!
 
Goodness me, quite a gathering while I was gone. I've been looking into some gluten-free recipes overnight, but the gluten-free drop scones just... dropped.

Today I've added a few more savouries to the menu: devilled eggs, salmon and cucumber toasties, and miniature lettuce-cup prawn cocktails with my special sauce.

Chai is finally on the menu, and I have added a selection of herbal teas. Apologies about the napkin situation! The laundry had a hiccup, but a fresh stack of freshly laundered cloth napkins is now ready should those provided at the tables not meet your entire needs. Today's speciality of the house is miniature pavlovas with fresh cream and passionfruit delight.
 
Well, I understand the influx to the lounge now. These things are sent to try us. While I do not take alcohol myself and nor do I recommend daytime drinking - I think it is reasonable to say, please do help yourself to the jug of Pimm's (so light and refreshing!) with cucumber slices, and a touch of oranges and lemons - fresh ice is in the mini-fridge.
 
**skulks in and sits in chair closest to the pimms. When no ones looking drinks directly from jug and stuffs cucumber sandwiches into purse. Nods demurely at the conversation. Assumes this is some off topic thread as everyone is talking about how great the Sky is.**
 
LoveBB said:
That's a stunning sky(e) blue cardigan you're wearing, Mavis dear.... And those trousers... Are they Indian Hemp? Gorgeous!!!
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Beebee two things child - firstly, I make a point of not wearing *any* colour that a common street walker or gregarious drag queen might consider to be a flattering eye shadow hue and secondly, the day Herve Leger start making haute couture out of hemp is the day I start typing with two index fingers, so I think you're confusing me for some other elegant (although less well-heeled) woman of more advanced years than your own - which could of course be anyone over 20.

And Melore? Unless Marsha Brady and the rest of coyote ugly have been dancing on your tables and it's something that has found it's way down one of their oft' open legs, I think there may be some of your....'special sauce' on my table. I'm not trying to start anything here I realise the sign out front says The Priya *and* Skye Enthusiasts' Tea Lounge I'd just like to be seated at a new and freshly wiped one please, away from all the excited schoolgirl chatter and incessant swiping of smart devices, the latter of which is beginning to give me a migraine. Also, if you could point me toward the powder room please.
 
@Mavis Beacon - with you in two ticks. I think a busload of the disenfranchised 'youth' may have been passing through. Apologies!

We do try to keep our standards up here, jug-drinking aside (and sometimes a lady really is that parched), and I think you'll find the powder room more than meets your requirements. Behind the tent, in the old pavilion. I have just refreshed the guest soaps.
 
*gasps, clutches pearls*

Mavis Beacon, you take that back! As our darling Melore knows I'm terribly short sighted. I was merely peering into the jug to see what was in there.
Of course I'm not so short sighted that I can't see that, as usual, you've worn an outfit that both accentuates your inflated sense of self importance and emphasises your prudishness. It's really is a gift you have dear.

Oh look everyone is that Priya behind you?

*runs out of room, slams door*
 
Anastasia Beaverhausen said:
*gasps, clutches pearls*

Mavis Beacon, you take that back! As our darling Melore knows I'm terribly short sighted. I was merely peering into the jug to see what was in there.
Of course I'm not so short sighted that I can't see that, as usual, you've worn an outfit that both accentuates your inflated sense of self importance and emphasises your prudishness. It's really is a gift you have dear.

Oh look everyone is that Priya behind you?

*runs out of room, slams door*
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I think in your alcohol-induced stupor (which is unfortunate) you're confusing 'self-importance' with athletic feminine curves and always knowing what's best pet. And if being more preoccupied with filling my head with knowledge by reading books and watching documentaries rather than wasting time with idle hands stuffing my nether regions with sex toys while reading 50 shades of disgusting and watching gonzo porn means i'm 'prudish' *rolls eyes*, IF being more concerned with my THINKtank bringing all the gentlemen to the yard and not my milkshakes, then I stand before you, LEGS TOGETHER and UNrepentant, PROUDly 'guilty' as charged.

Melore sweet do you have a small cruet of cool water my tea is too hot. I don't want to cause a fuss but most tea lounges would set a table with it already provided.
 
Mavis Beacon said:
IF being more concerned with my THINKtank bringing all the gentlemen to the yard and not my milkshakes, then I stand before you, LEGS TOGETHER and UNrepentant, PROUDly 'guilty' as charged.
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That was as rousing as the moment when Scarlett O'Hara grabbed a fistful of dirt and raised it to the sky. I think the Tea Lounge brings out the best in people sometimes, through sheer ambience.
 
Melore said:
Mavis, my love, have you not heard of blowing? Purse your lips and blow on it. But yes, not the good silver cruets but some cruets have now been provided. I live to serve!
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A lady doesn't 'blow' poppet. One of your Ikea planters with some cool water in it will suffice, thank you.
 
Melore said:
You might want to check into Specsavers. I don't do Ikea. (The nerve.)
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My apologies - now you know my dear darlingheart my intent wasn't to offend. It's just that they're so - unwieldy, and I mistook their crude...'minimalist' (?) design as...scandanavian chic. In fact the whole place has that kind of faux bohemian viking vibe. Sorry, 'theme'.
 
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