We used to build cubby houses underground - UNTIL - Dad found out about them

He told us we could suffocate if it fell down, and we never understood what he meant!
I used to pinch Dads Faulding Olive Oil (which is different to what we get these day) Dad put it in his ears - I used to use it for a Tan!
I also sucked on cans of Condensed Milk - got busted fr this because I hoarded the empty cans under my bed!
I ALWAYS said 'are we there yet' on our family trips to the Gold Coast from Sydney - in the back of the 1962 Holden Station Wagon .......