The Bachelor Australia 2019

[Columbo]

Not funny though.
Nikki was on the radio today, she was actually funny. It's a pity it wasn't used on the show.

i meant unintentionally funny.

 

[Meglos]

It was used on the show though, wasn't it? She reminds me a bit of crazy girl from Bachelor in Paradise. That's why I think she would get on the next season if it returns.

A bit, but we didn't see enough of her to get her full personality.

 

[Affable]

A bit, but we didn't see enough of her to get her full personality.

Oh okay. I wasn't sure. I just compared her to that other girl at first instance

 

[February]

Just watching Thursday night's episode - eeww Matt, put a shirt on! Where is a good old hairy chest when you need one

 

[Columbo]

Tonight on the bachelor:

(One of the ladies sits down to talk to Matt.)

Lady: Errr, Matt, i'm not sure if you realise this, but one of the ladies in the mansion is actually a shape shifting alien hell bent on the destruction of the universe.

(Matt makes a shocked pikachu face)

Matt: Oh wow.

Matt (camera confessional): I've just been told that one of the ladies in the mansion is actually a shape shifting alien hell on the destruction of the universe. I'm blown away by this. I thought this lady was a really honest person, but now I've found out she's lied to me.

 

[oddjob]

So is the secret of success not to choose a blonde?

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1169182592756670464

 

[Columbo]

You've got one year to fall in love Helena!

Chop chop!

 

[Affable]

You've got one year to fall in love Helena!

Chop chop!

Stop enabling.

 

[Columbo]

Stop enabling.

the clock is ticking!

 

[oddjob]

Abbie needs to go on Survivor.

 

[Columbo]

oh elly, you foolish creature.

 

[oddjob]

Matt, you most foolish of fools.

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1169206675158360064

 

[Affable]

Matt, you most foolish of fools.

Are you saying Matt is a foolish fool or a foolish creature?

 

[Affable]

Sam Wood has gotten better looking over the years. Surprising.

 

[oddjob]

Are you saying Matt is a foolish fool or a foolish creature?

Yes.

 

[Meglos]

After the highs of Survivor this fabricated drama is all pretty boring.

 

[Columbo]

Maybe Matt needs to watch some more stargazing so he becomes less of a foolish fool?

 

[kxk]

After the highs of Survivor this fabricated drama is all pretty boring.

I zone out or mute the dates mostly......just watch the bitchin and scheming

Alex Nation No 2, ie Abbie surely has to be exposed soon?

I see why everyone loves Sam and Snez,they are quite lovely, never watched them
Mat J and his partner still shit me, her especially