The Bachelor Australia 2019

oddjob

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster
Rubber lips has a permanent sneer, as one side is warped,
Sheesh do you reckon guys would be terrified of those suckers coming at ya?
I guess we will see if she’s one of the few Matt doesn’t have a pash with.

ETA: Ok, looks like it’s not going to get to that.
 

reepbot

TINA ARENA FOREVER!
next time looks interesting, but not surprising. been clear that Rachael has never been that interested in Matt.

but bad on Matt for not recognising that.
 

Meglos

HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
Bit ridiculous Matt's bestie forming an opinion of a random based on the opinions of another random.
Matt isn't listening anyway.
 
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