The Bachelor Australia 2015

[Columbo]

Ok, pick a letter.

A. Because a lot of others are saying they like her and you want to be different and/or contrary?
B. Because liking her would be disloyal to your sweet Sarah?
C. You don't like 'dude'?
D. You once knew a Heather who stole your lunch money and dacked you in front of everyone?

A. Because it is the only way. The ONLY way.

But the dude thing grates a bit.

Heather's got a bit of a mad streak you just want to chase and bottle.

Madder than Estelle?

 

[Gemini]

I agree, JealousyJasmine and EvilEmily have to go. Emily though would be the type to be sweetness and light with him and he might eat that up.

I think you're right. Sadly I think she's going to be around for a long time.

 

[Fiona]

I couldn't watch the kissing bit.

 

[Insomniac]

A. Because it is the only way. The ONLY way.

But the dude thing grates a bit.

I suspected lol. Yeah the dude thing doesn't do a lot for me either, but I'm not bothered by it either.

 

[Isee]

I couldn't watch the kissing bit.

it seems like a weird activity to arrange for a first date... kinda presumptuous

 

[Insomniac]

You'd want to hope they didn't have a saliva problem lol.

Or halitosis

 

[Columbo]

I suspected lol. Yeah the dude thing doesn't do a lot for me either, but I'm not bothered by it either.

It is probably to do with the fact that I am not fond of nicknames.

Anyway, all this talk about Heather is irrelevant. For it is written in the stars that sweet Sarah will win Sam's heart.

 

[Gemini]

Heather is breaking my heart a little bit. She seems to genuinely like him. Like not in the way that they all have to automatically "love" the Bachelor...she seems to really genuinely like him which must be really tough.

 

[Fiona]

it seems like a weird activity to arrange for a first date... kinda presumptuous

I think he got that she'd not be fazed by it and she wasn't. It is a bit presumptuous though. Great venue. I didn't get any kissing when I climbed the Bridge, lol.

 

[Insomniac]

I was bracing myself for wardrobe malfunction with that dress Nina was almost wearing.

 

[Gemini]

My God I hope Sanda gets a single date. Would be hilarious. I think Sam might be scared of her though so it probably won't happen lol

 

[Fiona]

You'd want to hope they didn't have a saliva problem lol.

Or halitosis

It could have been quite awkward if something along those lines happened.

 

[Witty Banter]

Welcome to the friendzone Sandra.

 

[Gemini]

Welcome to the friendzone Sandra.

She's so going home

I wanted her to stick around because it's funny watching her scare them all.

 

[Isee]

I'd be surprised if she lasts beyond this episode.

 

[Insomniac]

I think he'd be more likely to take out a restraining order against her than ask her out on a date lol

 

[Insomniac]

I hate Emily. Ugh. Sure sweetheart, totally ignore the part where he said he wanted someone fun you sour faced droopy boob snobby cow.

 

[Fiona]

I think he'd be more likely to take out a restraining order against her than ask her out on a date lol

I giggled at that.

 

[Fiona]

Welcome to the friendzone Sandra.

Her laugh is beyond bearable. It's as if she's trying too hard.

 

[Lucas]

I couldn't watch the kissing bit.

I caught that scene for a moment before switching to the ABC for Gretel. It was pretty and lame.

No offence to any of the Bachelor watchers here but I just can't get into this show. It all seems so artificial. I just can't believe you can find love in a situation like this and most of the content is contrived.

The state of FTA TV this year particularly in this period is alarmingly bad.